History live broadcast: Starting from selling the princess

Chapter 30 I hate you.

Zhou Yuan sighed first and said slowly: "This is an unsolvable problem."

"I don't know the specific answer, I can only tell you my personal thoughts."

"I personally think that the best way is to go to Sichuan."

"There are deep mountains and old forests there, so there should be less disturbance."

"It's an easier place to survive."

"Secondly, in the era of long-term warlord rule like the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Jin Dynasty and the Southern and Northern Dynasties, my suggestion is to go to the city and survive in a crowded place."

"The city is still better than the wilderness."

After he finished speaking tangledly, Zhou Yuan added: "I can't guarantee that what I said is right, just listen to it."

"If it were me personally, if I traveled back to a troubled world, the first thing I would do would be to find a way to feel good, and then turn around and commit suicide."

"After all, in an era when human life is worth less than grass, I can only pursue one policy. As long as I die quickly enough, I can be reincarnated into a prosperous age as soon as possible.

As long as I die early, those nobles will not be able to exploit me.

As long as I am no longer the target of exploitation, those nobles will have to come down to accompany me sooner or later. "

Zhou Yuan had to sigh with emotion, Master Wang's decadent literature was also a good way to survive in troubled times.

If I die quickly, no one can exploit me.
Some people in troubled times who couldn't survive saw this and their eyes lit up.

Seems like a good idea.

In this damn era, life is worse than death.

Some nobles in the troubled times had dark faces and couldn't help but cursed angrily: "What a blind idea, those untouchables are dead, who are we going to exploit?"

They know best what aristocrats are. Aristocrats are people who exploit untouchables. Even if the untouchables die, they still act like nobility.

Zhou Yuan suddenly thought of a historical joke and laughed: "If you travel through ancient times and want to take revenge on a certain noble, but you are incapable, then the best way is to go to him and then assassinate the emperor to kill the nine tribes." Eliminate joy."

"For example, if you are a slave of the Cui family of Qinghe, and you have been bullied enough, then you can rebel in the name of the Cui family of Qinghe and die with them."

Ms. Cui of Qinghe: Thank you for naming me.

"Anyway, most emperors are eager to find excuses to kill these aristocratic families."

"There are many ways to get close to the emperor. For example, when a eunuch enters the palace, he turns around to assassinate him, and then shouts: "The sky is dead, the Qinghe River must stand."

Zhou Yuan said he was tired and took a sip of water.

Afraid that others would not believe it, Zhou Yuan specifically searched the history of the Han Ling Emperor period.

Find out the history of the member of the Ye clan who shot an arrow into the palace and almost gave his whole clan a ban on the nine clans.

"This thing is feasible."

"The reason he didn't succeed was because he wanted to kill his own family."

"But we are different. What we want to take away is the noble, the existence that the emperor wants to attack."

The emperors and nobles of all dynasties had dark faces.

The emperor had already anticipated how unlucky he would be in the future.

The noble felt he needed to act like a man.

Otherwise, his head will be sent to the shameless emperor's sword.

Looking at the time, Zhou Yuan started the third barrage.

"Does immortality exist?"

Zhou Yuan laughed and said: "About this question, I can only say that it is stupid. After all, modern society has proved that immortality does not exist."

"Like those emperors who died early in ancient times, they all have one thing in common."

"That is to pursue immortality and take elixirs."

Emperors who had taken elixirs throughout the dynasties instantly turned green.

Mudd, if you don’t eat this stuff, not only will you not live forever, you will also die early. It’s really outrageous.

Especially Qin Shihuang.

Ever since Tianmu appeared, he knew that the Second Emperor of Qin had died. After being hit, he started to crazily take pills in an attempt to live forever.

The First Emperor asked everyone around him to exit expressionlessly. After the palace door was closed, he sat on the throne in despair and murmured: "I did something wrong again."

Zhou Yuan was typing in front of the computer, and the age of Emperor Jiajing appeared on the sky screen, which was sixty years old.

"The most miserable person in history who pursued immortality was this guy."

"Emperor Jiajing practiced Taoism, made alchemy, and took drugs like crazy and lived for sixty years. This makes us novel writers fantasize about how long he would have lived if he didn't take drugs."

"A conservative estimate would be around eighty."

Bright.

Emperor Jiajing in the palace pushed down the shelf where the elixirs were stored, and walked towards the Taoist priest's house who taught him alchemy with his sword in hand. He's going to kill someone today.

Zhou Yuan found out the disadvantages of the elixir again.

Irritability, irritability, unclear thinking, hindering human metabolism, causing sudden death, etc.

Wei and Jin era.

"I'll go, the elixir is so scary."

"Hey, luckily we are eating Five Stone Powder."

As he spoke, he poured a packet into his mouth.

The main word is cool.

Zhou Yuan: "Actually, not only the elixir, but the Five Stone Powder is also poisonous."

"The reason why famous officials in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties were always crazy was because they ate five-stone meals."

"Otherwise, you wouldn't think it's fashionable for men to wear crotchless pants, and they would collectively advocate talking about metaphysics."

"How else could Sima Yan appoint a fool as his successor?"

Thinking of this, Zhou Yuan wanted to complain.

He thought Sima Yan might have gone crazy after eating Five Stone Powder.

And he really couldn't understand that it was fashionable for men to wear crotchless pants.

Since he couldn't understand it, Zhou Yuan concluded that he was stupid after eating Five Stone Powder.

Otherwise, he didn't think there was any other explanation.

"Oh, and Guo Jia, I suspect that he died early because he ate five-stone powder."

"If you take less of this stuff, it's like medicine; if you take more of it, it's a poison."

Zhou Yuan couldn't help but sigh.

Because he reads a lot of historical novels, he still likes Guo Jia.

Although he is not very famous in official history.

Wei and Jin era.

Celebrities and other scholars threw away the five-stone powder with stiff expressions.

Life is much more important than happiness.

Zhou Yuan looked at the time again, and saw that there were still three minutes left, and said to the camera cautiously: "It's going to be over in three minutes. Let me tell you some health knowledge."

"In the words of Teacher Zeng, read more and read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more."

"Added to some routine is to exercise properly, keep in a good mood, and eat less food that is heavy in oil, salt, and spicy food."

"However, if you were to travel back to ancient times and become common people, you would still have to eat meat, oil and salt. After all, common people are weak and need these things to supplement their nutrition."

Zhou Yuan said the last sentence as a joke.

Zhou Yuan then searched for Radio Gymnastics again.

"Although it's outrageous, radio gymnastics is indeed a scientifically summarized exercise for the human body."

When the time came, Zhou Yuan started broadcasting on time.

And drastic changes began to occur in the past dynasties.

The first is the Qin Dynasty.

The First Emperor asked Meng Yi to gather all the alchemists.

Staring at them with indifferent expressions.

"Give me a reason not to kill you."

If it weren't for the small number of people in Da Qin, and he had to use every human life, he would have executed these bastards long ago.

The alchemists' faces turned pale, and their brains began to work crazily.

They began to hate their former selves in their hearts. Why did they take pills when they had nothing to do? Now their brains are not working well and they can't think of a solution when they encounter a crisis.

Hate it.

　I went to work in Tianjin.

　　Hopefully I can get back on my feet soon.

　　Finally, please ask for recommendation votes, investment, monthly tickets, and follow-up reading.

　　I hope you will give me some face, so that when I get a foothold, when you come to book a room at the hotel where I work, as long as I don't get broken by you, I will give you a discount.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)