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Chapter 45 Prank
If it is said that the emperor who has been granted Zen status is in a depressed mood.

Then Zhao Kuangyin is going crazy.

He knew Zhao Heng's eldest nephew.

He speaks nicely and behaves well. He has always admired her and liked her very much.

Why was it such a big blow suddenly?

Insulting Mount Tai during the Taishan ceremony.

After hearing this and thinking about it again, I knew that Zhao Heng had done something beyond his own capabilities.

Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help but gritted his teeth and said: "What a fool. He has been shamed into the history books."

In the era before the Song Dynasty, the five emperors who went to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen almost all complained at the same time: "Zhao Heng, right? You are lucky that unlike the Sima family, you are not from a noble family, otherwise, humph, your ancestors will be beaten." ”

Although it is a very bad thing to vent your anger on others, I have to say that it is very relaxing.

Zhou Yuan continued: "Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng is quite amazing."

"You might say he was incompetent, but he took the initiative to promote Champa rice, increased grain production in the Northern Song Dynasty, and fundamentally changed the people's quality of life."

"A series of governance measures in the early stage have improved the economy of the Song Dynasty."

"But you have to say that he is capable. After he was defeated by Liao, what he thought about was not to realize his shame and become brave, but to work hard. Instead, he thought, "Wow, spending money to buy peace is really good. It saves a lot of money than fighting. Most importantly, safety."

"That's pretty awesome."

"I don't know much about the reason why he was granted Zen status, but I heard from others that he wanted to use this activity to create a prosperous era in his era."

"After all, the previous emperors who granted Zen status, such as the First Emperor Ying Zheng, Han Wu Liu Che, Guang Wu Liu Xiu, Tang Gaozong Li Zhi, and Tang Xuanzong Li Longji, all had great achievements."

"For him to be granted Zen status means that he is standing in the same position as them."

Zhou Yuan smiled as he spoke.

Regardless of whether this explanation is correct or not, it is quite funny anyway.

As for Zhao Heng’s true thoughts, who knows.

The emperors who had been granted Zen status before Emperor Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty collectively ordered the historians: "When recording history, the issue of the Zen status can be omitted."

"If it doesn't work, just record that we are traveling to Mount Tai."

"Being placed next to this guy who, after being defeated, doesn't think of any way to fight back, but instead wants to whitewash the situation, makes me feel extremely aggrieved."

During the Zhenzong period of Song Dynasty.

Zhao Heng looked at the sky with a pale face.

It’s over.

Completely finished.

His reputation was completely ruined.

In an unhappy mood, Zhao Heng couldn't help shouting: "Can't my life's achievements be worth that defeat?"

"Tang Taizong still has an alliance on the Wei River, but what's wrong with me having an alliance on Tan Yuan?"

"Why can't we tolerate some of it?"

After laughing, Zhou Yuan continued: "What's even more funny is that this guy Zhao Heng compares himself to Tang Taizong Li Shimin."

"He feels that his Tanyuan Alliance is not a big deal. Anyway, Li Shimin also has a Weishui Alliance."

"But he didn't want to think about it. In the third year after the Weishui Alliance, Li Shimin directly captured the culprit Jie Li and brought him to Datang Dancing, so that he could be promoted from the overlord of the grassland to the king of dance in Chang'an. During the festival, he held banquets , just come up and dance a song.”

"It doesn't matter whether it looks good or not, but it feels really good when it feels good."

After hearing this, the eyes of Li Shimin's previous emperors lit up.

The First Emperor snorted disdainfully: "Grandstanding."

But there was a glint of annoyance in his eyes.

He also wanted to do this, but now the monarchs of the six countries have been arrested.

"We can only work hard to let the leaders of the Xiongnu, Yuezhi and Hu people come to dance."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty pulled Wei Qing excitedly.

Whether he can watch the Xiongnu Chanyu dance depends on Wei Qing.

The capable monarchs collectively praised in their hearts: "This guy Li Shimin has quite some ideas."

After Zhou Yuan finished speaking, he still did not belittle Song Zhenzong to death. He also talked about some of his policy measures.

One thing that Zhao Guangyi and his son have in common is that they are good at economics.

Zhou Yuan picked out some good ones and sent them out.

Even Zhu Yuanzhang later followed suit.

The emperors in front were copying their homework crazily.

They are all smart people and will not generalize. They think that if Zhao Heng is not good at fighting, then he is not good at everything.

After posting this, Zhou Yuan thought of something and said to the camera, "I almost forgot, I also have a funny video about Mount Tai's Feng Chan."

All the emperors who were granted Zen status fell into silence.

Judging from previous experience, Zhou Yuan's funny videos are all really funny, but also really disturbing.

Zhou Yuan didn't care what they thought, entered his short video APP, and found it in his collection.

[The top of Mount Tai.

A cat with the name of the First Emperor Ying Zheng stood on the altar and said with a serious face: "Dad, I came to see you, and I will report to you what I did."

God: "Okay, tell me what you did."

First Emperor Ying Zheng: "I unified the six countries and built the first unified country. From now on, I will be the emperor and rule the world."

"Moreover, I also unified writing, weights and measures, abolished enfeoffment, and implemented counties and counties, which reduced the basis for the princes to compete for hegemony."

"Then I'm going to take a breather and conquer the grassland."

The clouds in the sky turned into an old man with a white beard and said with a smile: "Good son, you did a good job."]

The First Emperor slowly closed his eyes, and later generations still recognized him.

[The screen changes.

The cat bearing the name of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty stood on the altar and said seriously: "Dad, I'm here to report to you."

God looked at him with a smile: "Okay, you say it."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "I defeated the Xiongnu. From then on, our farming civilization and nomadic civilization have officially changed their offensive and defensive forms."

"Moreover, I sent people as envoys to the Western Regions, and even saw the world west of the Western Regions. I opened the Silk Road and opened up an extensive trade route for the Han Dynasty."

"The most important thing is that I feel that I have shown the strength of a strong man."

God smiled so happily that he laughed and said: "Not bad, not bad, really good. You did a good job, no worse than Ying Zheng."]

Emperor Wu of Han covered his face speechlessly.

He felt that his achievements were a bit out of reach.

But it's good that future generations recognize him.

[The screen changes again.

At night, the cat with the name Guangwu Liuxiu sneaked up to the altar, looked around to make sure no one was there, and whispered to the sky: "Dad, Dad, I'm here to see you."

Yun Duo turned into God and appeared in front of Liu Xiu, hugged him and said, "Son, what's the matter?"

Liu Xiu said sheepishly: "I want to come to Mount Tai to be enshrined, but I feel that my merits are not enough. Can you do some special effects for me tomorrow so that everyone will think that I am your biological son?"

"It's like throwing meteorites and making heavy rain in the Battle of Kunyang."

God said unhappily: "You are my biological son, why do they think so?"

"Don't worry, daddy will definitely get you some great special effects."

"The merits are not enough, we can make up for it with special effects."

the next day.

When Liu Xiu read out the memorial text, the sky was filled with rays of light. 】

Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu looked at the sky with twitching corners of his mouth.

He admitted that his road to success had a bit of luck involved, but he wouldn't prank him like this.

The First Emperor and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "There is a feeling that we are concubines and Liu Xiu is the legitimate son."

(End of this chapter)