My timeless tavern

Chapter 23 Uncle Nine
Uncle Jiu felt a flash of light in front of his eyes, and it suddenly became brighter.

A series of screams reached my ears.

"Ghost!"

"Dead man! Help!"

A man rolled and crawled under his crotch.

Another person followed closely, but bumped into his crotch, causing Uncle Jiu to tighten his legs and groan.

When the man was scratching randomly, he quickly released his clamped head and looked down.

Three yellow talismans lay quietly on the ground.

Two corpses stared up at the sky with dead eyes, and there was another person lying on the corpse as if he wanted to do something evil.

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but tighten his anus.

The man stayed there for a few seconds, then suddenly started crying and crawling away.

The surrounding area gradually became quiet.

Uncle Jiu looked around blankly, and then he saw the girl in white with a cold face.

No matter how you look at it, this place has nothing to do with the spooky underworld.

This girl is so beautiful that she is beyond human!

"Are you with them?"

While he was wondering, he suddenly heard the girl's words.

A group?
Uncle Jiu first looked at the bodies on the ground, and soon realized that the other party should be talking about those people just now.

He shook his head and said, "No."

"What is this place?" he asked instead.

Xiao Longnu looked at the curiosity and wariness in his eyes and frowned slightly.

This little old man looks silly, is he a new guest in the tavern?
She glanced at the two corpses on the ground again.

When these corpses jumped in earlier, she could see them clearly.

The troublemaking guys turned around and tried to leave, but they bumped into each other to stop them.

Not to mention those people, she could smell the faint stench of corpses from a long distance away, and coupled with the makeup that was obviously not a living person, how could she not tell the difference.

Looking at the yellow talisman that fell to the ground, Xiao Longnu could guess it even if she had never seen it before.

Taoist priest!

This is a master who is different from those of the Quanzhen Sect who have mediocre martial arts skills. He is truly capable of controlling corpses!

"This is the Time and Space Tavern. Is this your first time here, Taoist Priest?" Xiao Longnu asked.

"Time and Space Tavern?" Uncle Jiu was confused.

"A mysterious place that connects all the worlds." Xiao Longnu explained calmly.

Seeing that Uncle Jiu was still frowning and full of doubts, she added, "You can treat this place as a fairyland."

"Immortal world?" Uncle Jiu shook his head, not quite believing it.

Although this place was much more luxurious than Master Ren's residence that he had just visited two days ago, how could it be a fairyland?
If gods really exist, why do they turn a blind eye and ignore the chaos in the world and the people's livelihood?

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Xiao Longnu didn't explain it and said, "Sir, come here soon. You will know when you see him."

"Which sir?" Uncle Jiu asked.

Even if he didn't believe that this place was a fairyland, he knew that this place was extraordinary.

Either it was a deception created by a very profound ghost, or it was the legendary cave in the pot.

Maybe there really is a hidden person like the Maoshan Patriarch here!

Thinking like this, Xiao Longnu's words have already been heard: "Sir, of course he is the master of this place."

While the two were talking, Su Luo finished washing and changed into casual clothes.

As soon as he reached the stairs, he saw Uncle Jiu standing there talking to Xiao Longnu.

I also saw tables and chairs swaying here and there.

As soon as he thought about it, a curtain of light appeared in front of him, which contained the scene from earlier.

Seeing several people aggressively breaking into the tavern and smashing it, Su Luo frowned deeply.

When he saw Xiao Longnu taking action and making those people cry for father and mother in a few moments, a smile appeared on his lips.

Then look at a few people bumping into three corpses with yellow charms on their heads. The leader even collided face to face with a fallen corpse, mouth to mouth. The smile on his face when his crotch was so frightened that his crotch was wet. The meaning is stronger.

After walking down the stairs and looking at the gray-haired man again, Su Luo's expression softened a lot: "Welcome to the Temporary Tavern."

"Uncle Nine." He continued.

Xiao Longnu was surprised and thought to herself that Mr. Mister knew this rustic old Taoist priest.

Uncle Jiu was even more surprised: "Do you know me?" Facing Uncle Jiu's question, Su Luo just smiled and asked, "Have you ever been contacted about the relocation of the Ren family's grave?"

"How did you know?" Uncle Jiu was even more surprised.

He pinched his fingers with his right hand and secretly used the divination technique in Maoshan Taoism to try to find out the origin of the person in front of him, but found nothing.

The expression on his face relaxed a little.

Although he learned this technique in a mediocre way, he could still figure it out if he faced evil spirits.

It looks like it should be human.

"Uncle Jiu might as well sit down and talk," Su Luo pointed to the side.

"I almost forgot." Looking at the rickety tables and chairs, he patted his head.

Immediately, he waved his hand gently, and suddenly the time in the tavern seemed to go back in time. All the overturned tables and chairs flew up and quietly returned to their original positions.

Even the missing corner of the bar has been restored.

Uncle Jiu turned around suddenly and saw the two corpses standing up at some point, with yellow talismans on their heads, leaning quietly against the door.

His heart that had just been relieved was lifted again.

How the hell could this be a human!

Xiao Longnu was not surprised at all and just stood aside quietly.

She found it interesting watching Uncle Jiu's changing face.

After Uncle Jiu was shocked at the beginning, he slowly calmed down.

He had heard of the great reputation of Maoshan Patriarch.

The person in front of me may not have the power of a ghost if he possesses such means.

Maybe he really is a god?
Under Su Luo's gaze, he sat on a stool.

Just the two unibrows were slightly furrowed, showing that he was not relaxed.

"Would you like a glass of wine?" Su Luo pointed to the ordinary wine on the wine cabinet, "The first bottle is free."

Uncle Jiu glanced at the dazzling array of wine bottles, and his Adam's apple moved slightly.

Maoshan belongs to the Zhengyi sect and does not avoid drinking, but at this moment, he has no intention of drinking.

"Are you a god, sir?" he asked in the gentlest tone of his life.

Su Luo shook his head and said with a smile: "But if Uncle Ninth is interested in gods, you might as well come to the tavern more often. Maybe one day you can meet them."

Uncle Jiu found it a bit absurd.

Su Luo naturally knew what he was thinking and introduced Xiao Longnu with a smile.

"The world where Miss Dragon lives is prosperous in martial arts, but there are no ghosts."

He added: "We still have an old customer who is not here today, but you must have heard of him."

"Who?" Uncle Jiu asked subconsciously.

"Emperor Qin Shihuang."

Uncle Jiu's eyes widened suddenly. He wanted to say it was impossible, but then he thought, if the girl in front of him was not in the same world as him, then it was understandable that Qin Shihuang appeared here.

Is this really not the Yin and Yang realms, but a more magical center of all realms?

Thinking of how many copies of today's wine had not been sold, Su Luo enthusiastically pointed to the wine list behind the bar and asked, "Would you like one of these wines?"

Uncle Jiu turned to look.

The first thing that catches my eye is Spider-Man Power Wine.

"Drinking this glass of wine will randomly gain Spider-Man's abilities, including super strength, extraordinary physique, spider sense, spider silk and adsorption ability..."

Uncle Jiu's face gradually became unsightly.

Could this Spider-Man be a monster?
Can drinking alcohol turn you into a spider-like monster?

He clenched his fist nervously and looked at the second one.

Gain twenty years of internal strength?

But it has to be paired with internal strength and mental methods?
Although he felt strange, this glass of wine made him feel slightly relieved.

When he saw various special martial arts wines, his expression softened a lot.

When he saw the Emperor's Heart Wine and the Poet's Talent Wine, he was even more surprised.

"Is this time and space tavern a place where humans and monsters live together?"

"But these wines are quite interesting."

Uncle Jiu pondered for a moment and decided to ask clearly.

"That Spider-Man power drink turns people into monsters?"

(End of this chapter)