My timeless tavern
Chapter 96 You are such a fucking genius!
Chapter 96 You are such a fucking genius!
A flash of light exploded in his mind, and Li Yunlong suddenly understood.
Qin Shihuang, Ying Zheng!
Isn't there a son-of-a-bitch emperor in front of me?
Although he cares for the people, he is not stupid.
Being able to enter the tavern, let alone an emperor, is unusual for a gangster. What's more, Ying Zheng's era is too far away from his own, so there is no conflict of interest.
He laughed: "I'm talking about those stupid kings of all dynasties, especially those sons of bitches in the Qing Dynasty!"
"If they hadn't occupied the latrine and didn't poop, they wouldn't have let the little devils from Japan get on top of us."
Ying Zheng's expression recovered slightly.
He remembered that he had never introduced his identity, and it was normal for the person in front of him not to recognize him.
Seeing him nodding, Li Yunlong asked aloud: "Are you Qin Shihuang?"
Ying Zheng nodded.
Li Yunlong suddenly gave a thumbs up: "Haha, I've heard about you since I was a kid. There was a teacher in our village who said that the world was in chaos and it would take someone like Qin Shihuang to turn the tide. Anyway, you...are this!"
Hearing this guy flattering him, Ying Zheng's expression softened even more.
Li Yunlong's ability to observe words and emotions is certainly not bad.
After a few more compliments, he said seriously: "But I have to give you a piece of advice."
"What?" Ying Zheng was curious.
"People say that the ancestor of Japan is Xu Fu who you sent to look for the elixir. Don't say anything this time to let that grandson go!" Li Yunlong said.
Ying Zheng smiled, but felt a little embarrassed.
He had actually done something like this before, and he had set out a few years ago.
"That place is now a barbarian land. Just wait for me to lead my troops and conquer it." He said pretending to be indifferent.
This is not nonsense, after all, he has plans to conquer the world.
"That's good, come on, let me toast you." Li Yunlong picked up the wine glass and said to himself that drinking alone was not an option, as it would be too embarrassing.
He couldn't bear to miss it if he could have a few more sips.
The two clinked glasses of wine, and Ying Zheng asked, "Sir, I heard that you are a regiment leader?"
He has watched many videos and knows the meaning of group leader.
"Yes, the independent regiment under me is the trump card of our army, with more than 2,000 men," Li Yunlong exaggerated the data and boasted, "Earlier, I led the troops to kill the Bantian Regiment of more than 5,000 Japs! "
"And the Yamazaki Battalion that was completely wiped out a few days ago."
After taking a sip of wine, he added: "Although the Yamazaki Brigade has less than a thousand people, those little devils are all the best among the best, with sophisticated weapons. Each of them can fight one against ten." The master!"
"Don't believe it. If I were given the same equipment and tens of thousands of people, I would dare to go to the little devil's homeland and let the emperor call me father!" Li Yunlong said loudly.
Ying Zheng ignored his foul language, but a smile appeared on his face.
He believed Li Yunlong's words.
If you didn't have this ability, how could you sell something like "Bright Sword Military Soul"?
The only pity is that from the newly launched Bright Sword Military Soul Wine, you can only get the courage to move forward and the spirit of wielding your sword when facing the enemy, but you cannot directly get its combat command experience.
"I got some guns and other weapons from other people," Ying Zheng said, "but the generals under me are inexperienced. Brother Yunlong, can you be my staff officer and help me train those guys?"
Li Yunlong frowned and looked towards the door.
Is it another world when you go out from the door?
He couldn't help but look at Su Luo and Xiao Longnu.
In his memory, Xiao Longnu never said anything like this.
Ying Zheng understood what he meant and said with a smile: "Although we are in two different worlds and you can't teach those guys in person, you can record the training methods. When you get back, I will let people learn from them and record the questions." Feedback to you."
"Recording?" Li Yunlong was confused.
"Yes, just record it on the tablet." Ying Zheng said.
"Tablet?" Li Yunlong looked confused.
"Wait a minute, I'll go back and get it for you." Ying Zheng said and stood up.
Watching him leave, Li Yunlong couldn't help but shook his head.
The feeling in his heart was quite strange.
He actually met an emperor from two thousand years ago and had such a pleasant conversation.
Doesn't this violate organizational discipline?
Thinking of this, he smiled and shook his head.
What Su Luo said earlier suddenly came to his mind.
"If you can enter the tavern, it is not impossible to become the master of the world in the future."
Looking at the wine list not far away, he believed this sentence.
Lord of the world.
Li Yunlong sighed slightly as he thought about the scene that had turned the whole world upside down.
Of course he doesn't have such ambitions.
Although the previous political commissars had a bad impression of him, and even Zhao Gang now always says that he is unorganized and undisciplined, he has a strong balance in his heart.
He hopes that people all over the world can have food, clothing and clothing; he hopes that children can study and grow up happily; he hopes that the elderly can have someone to support and support; he hopes that the war will stay away from the land of China; he hopes that those bureaucrats who oppress the Chinese people and the empire collapsed...
"Zhao Gang is right, I am a narrow-minded nationalist."
"But what's wrong with that?"
Just when Li Yunlong was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard a voice coming from his ear.
"Newbie?"
He looked up and saw a foreigner in a suit and leather shoes.
Knowing that those who could enter the tavern were not ordinary people, Li Yunlong stood up and said with a smile: "Yes, Li Yunlong!"
"Bright Sword Army Spirit?" Tony pointed to the wine list.
Li Yunlong nodded and said, "What do you call it?"
"Tony Stark, outsiders call me Iron Man, and my friends call me Tony."
As Tony spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Li Yunlong. He didn't look down on Li Yunlong because of his clothes.
Li Yunlong reached out and shook his hand: "Everyone calls me Brother Yunlong."
He decided to give himself a "title" in the tavern, so as not to be taken advantage of by guys who claimed to be "brother", "sister", "uncle" and "master".
"I heard Brother Zheng talk about you. He said you are a very powerful businessman and scientist." He continued.
Tony smiled: "Brother Yunlong is a soldier?"
"Yes, we are dealing with that little son of a bitch." Li Yunlong described the world he was in.
In particular, he talked about the difficult environment of the independent regiment, lack of food, clothing, and ammunition.
Earlier, he had heard from Ying Zheng that this Iron Man was extremely wealthy and generous, and had once opened an arms company. Maybe the other party would see him as pitiful and just fund some weapons.
Unfortunately Tony didn't seem to have any intention of funding him.
During the chat, Tony naturally felt what Li Yunlong was thinking.
He was amused and amused.
He has come into contact with many soldiers, some of them are arrogant, careless about spending money, and some have ulterior motives, but none of them are short of money.
Li Yunlong is really a maverick in seeking such misfortune for himself.
Even so, he didn't intend to let the other party get his wish.
Whether the war was just or not, he had no intention of taking part in it again.
The Stark Group will no longer participate in arms transactions is not an empty promise!
Looking down at the semi-finished watch in his hand, he simply took it off.
"Brother Yunlong, please don't dislike this small gift when we meet you for the first time." Tony said with a smile.
He was happy to be on good terms with the tavern patrons.
Especially after knowing that there are many possible threats in the world where he lives, he is even more willing to do this.
Maybe it can be used in the future.
Tony is unruly and unrestrained, but to a certain extent, this is also a protective color he uses to hide himself from others.
His father died young, and if he didn't show his sharpness, the Stark Group would have changed hands long ago.
Li Yunlong took the watch and played with it carefully, looking happy.
He reached into his pocket and found that the only thing of any value was the pistol.
But looking at Tony's clothes, he knew that he couldn't handle the gun at all.
This watch looks quite exquisite, and maybe it can be exchanged for some guns from the national army.
At least you can get a lot of money from the pawn shop.
He couldn't bear to refuse.
"Then I'll be disrespectful." Li Yunlong smiled, "But I'm a rough guy and don't have much money, so I can't return the gift for the time being."
He turned around and said: "If you are interested in the little Japanese officer's command knife, I can get one for you later!"
"I really haven't collected it yet," Tony said with a smile, "Then I'll leave it to Brother Yunlong."
Seeing Li Yunlong put the watch into his pocket, he reminded: "That's not what watches are for."
"Hi, old...I know." Li Yunlong said, taking out the watch and putting it on his wrist.
He picked it up, shook it, and said, "I dare not wear such a precious thing often, lest it get bumped. You know, my..."
Li Yunlong explained that he was also paving the way for "selling" in the future.
Tony smiled and shook his head: "This watch is not just for telling time."
"What else can a watch be used for if it doesn't tell time?" Li Yunlong wondered.
Tony turned around and walked behind him, motioning for him to take a series of shots at the lower side of the dial.
Li Yunlong obeyed.
Following his movements, the watch suddenly spread out and turned into a steel glove covering his entire palm.
Li Yunlong was stunned.
After staying for a few seconds, he tried to move his fingers and found that it did not affect the movement of his fingers.
He was secretly amazed and praised: "This damn thing is really a good thing."
Clenching his fist, he waved it in the air and said, "You can knock people unconscious with one punch!"
Seeing Tony shaking his head, he asked suspiciously: "Is there any other mechanism?"
Tony first looked at Su Luo.
Before he could speak, he heard Su Luo say, "Please help yourself."
He nodded and demonstrated the gesture to Li Yunlong.
As Li Yunlong opened his fingers, an energy cannon flew out of his palm and sank into the wall.
"This is this?" he asked in surprise.
Tony smiled reservedly: "An immature, half-finished product."
He talked eloquently: "...the transformation time is still a bit slow, and it may be too late in case of emergencies...the power of the energy cannon is not strong enough..."
Hearing that he was picking a lot of faults, Li Yunlong patted Tony's arm hard and said sincerely: "You are such a fucking genius!"
Knowing that this guy was really praising him, Tony smiled: "It's just a gadget."
It happened that Huang Yaoshi entered the tavern and saw the two people arm in arm. He nodded and looked away.
His expression softened slightly when he noticed his daughter sitting by the window, chatting with Ying Yinman.
Today he caught several spies from the Jin Kingdom and the Song Dynasty on the island. He was worried that these people would jump over the wall to deal with his daughter, so he came to look for them in a hurry.
When he thought about it, based on his daughter's ability, he might have met those unlucky people, and he felt even more relaxed.
After asking Su Luo to order a glass of wine, he went to the other side to drink and pour himself.
While Tony and Li Yunlong were chatting, Ying Zheng entered the tavern holding a tablet.
(End of this chapter)
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