Reborn Sun Ce

Volume 38 First Return to the Three Kingdoms] Chapter [-] The green hat was born like this

After finishing everything, Sun Ce asked the two personal guards to stay here in case Chen Hu sent his men to make trouble again.And sent another person to the barracks to transfer [-] soldiers to ambush here.Get ready to take care of this so-called Yangzhou evil tiger.

This kind of lasciviousness is like a beast. If you don't cut off his evil minions, he won't restrain his arrogance towards you.

Liu Ying packed a package, it was so big that she could barely handle it.Sun Ce wanted to laugh a little, this "woman" is really a mother-in-law, and she always takes her little "family property" with her wherever she goes, even a grass at home is considered a treasure, and she is so cherished that she is reluctant to throw it away.

Maybe such a "woman" is better able to run a family!

Fortunately, Sun Ce has some strong people here.I'm not afraid that her package is too big.No matter how big or heavy it is, they have to work hard to carry it home.

Let her sit on a horse with the package, and everyone went back to the city.Looking at the moving back of Liu Ying walking in front, Sun Ce couldn't help but shook his head with a wry smile.

This time I came here to really eat a piece of soft tofu, but it will take three years to ferment, so it should be said that I have eaten tofu.

Time passed quickly while Sun Ce and Chen Yu waited patiently.Both sides were actually calm, and no conflict broke out.

It seems that even Chen Hu, the evil tiger in Yangzhou, did not show up, but Sun Ce did not withdraw the 20-man latent team, but only carried out a rotation, which can be regarded as training them for survival in the wild.

Under the cover of a calm surface, both the enemy and the enemy know that once they move, it will be an endless situation.

It is now the middle of July of the third year of Chuping.

In a blink of an eye, it has been more than three months in this era.Now Sun Ce has adapted and integrated into the life here. The ordinary and fulfilling days are filled with a touch of sweetness.

There is no TV, no movies, and no computers. Every day is a practice life of two points and one line in the military tent on the playground.When resting, I watched Wu Dalang and Wu Erlang circling and playing around their feet, and then glanced at the corner of the tent, sitting there quietly, making a beautiful figure of a "female".

I really feel that this is the warm and happy life that Sun Ce wants most!

Two loud shouts came from outside the camp: "Green hat, green hat. Jiang Du has a letter, send it to the lord!"

Sun Ce couldn't help being surprised, the voice he heard was Chen Wu, who was he calling?It seems that there are no people in the camp called green hats!Whose parents can be so avant-garde and choose such a name that is not afraid of death.I'm afraid this person is also destined to go down in history.But it seems that at this time the word green hat is not derogatory.

It's just that in the Yuan Dynasty, the rulers stipulated that prostitutes should wear purple shirts, and men working in brothels should wear green headscarves to distinguish them from normal people.Continuing to this day, a hat that Chinese men are most afraid of was born: the green hat.

Chinese men are afraid of this hat to the point of madness. The so-called two most unbearable things for Chinese men are the hatred of killing their father and taking their wife.This kind of fear extends to "women", that is, life and death are small things, and infidelity is big. Don't think that only Chinese "women" are bound by chastity archways. In fact, Chinese men are also bound at the same time.From the court to the common people, how many people fought for this green hat, and blood flowed like a river.

At this time, Lu Meng walked in excitedly with a stack of letters from the open tent door.

Sun Ce was stunned, and suddenly remembered: "When Zhou Shan slapped his eyes black, I made a joke with him and called him Lu Panda. Why is he called a green hat?"

Sun Ce wanted to laugh, but looked at Lu Meng suspiciously, making him think that his clothes were not in place.Twisting his neck, he turned around himself.There is no problem!He reached out and touched his face twice.

I really couldn't find what went wrong, why did the lord Sun Ce look at him like this, and then asked in confusion: "My lord, what's wrong with Ziming, you look at me like this, you see I really panicked. What happened to Ziming? Is there something wrong?"

Sun Ce answered him, "Ziming! How did I hear Zilie call you a 'green hat' just now! Why did you come up with such an nickname!"

Lu Meng said a little wronged: "It's not the last time. When the lord took us to attack Zulang, I was killed by that Gui Shan, oh! He's called Zhou Shan now. I was killed by him. He hit my eyes black , My lord said that I look like a panda bear. Zi Lie and the others just heard it, and after I came back from there, they all started calling me Lu panda bear, and then I became Lu cat.”

Only then did Sun Ce understand: "It turned out to be Lu Mao, not Green Hat, but the two words sound too close. Let me listen to 'mixed'."

Sun Ce chuckled, and naturally there was no need to point it out. After all, this era still doesn't care much about this word, and it would be too troublesome to explain.Just like Guan Yu always likes this outfit the most, he always wears a green scarf and a green robe.

"But I like to use a red scarf as a scarf like my father. Wearing it on my head like this makes me feel more energetic. Red can make people more excited. As for green Let that Guan Yu enjoy the headscarf alone.

Regarding this joke, let me, a reborn person, keep it in my heart and be happy alone.This is the joy of being alone in the midst of all the people. "

Seeing Sun Ce's smile, Lu Meng became happier, and said, "But my lord, that Zhou Shan is still a man of pride, he came to see Ziming before going to Mr. Danyang Zhou's that day.

He said it was due to the urgency of the situation at that time, he was in a hurry to escape and he hit me a little harder. He felt sorry for me, so he gave me a secret book of family-passed exercises for practicing his lightness exercises.It is said that I am still young, and my skills are still suitable for this kind of kung fu, so I will give Ziming compensation. "

"But he said that I was not allowed to pass it on to others, otherwise I would take back my skills. I agreed to him at that time. To be honest, I am also very envious of his ability.

Just one kick sent me flying, and I couldn't stop it.And the way he jumped up was simply too handsome.After I have practiced Qinggong well, I will also practice it for my mother and sisters when I go home. They will definitely like me more. "

"It's just that he doesn't want to teach me other kung fu, and he doesn't want me to call him master, saying that I am the master's apprentice, and the other kung fu he knows is not suitable for me to practice. But even so, I have forgiven him gone."

"For more than two months, I have practiced according to the method in the secret book every day. I used to be able to jump up to four feet, but now I can jump up to five feet. If you don't believe me, my lord, I will show you!"

Sun Ce thought to himself: "He is really a boy with a child's heart. He has practiced such a unique skill, and he only wants to make love to his sister and make his mother happy. I don't know if Zhou Shan will be angry when he hears his "great wish" vomiting blood.

hehe!This kid, although compared to the average person, his fist, kick and sword skills are not bad, after all, his mind is still too tender, but this childlike innocence is not one of the reasons why I love him!

This Zhou Shan, on the other hand, has a very careful mind, knowing that the people around the lord are not easy to offend, and he was able to use the secrets of lightness skills handed down in his family to marry Lu Meng, so he was willing to spend all his money.

This kid Ziming got a blessing in disguise, he got punched and kicked in exchange for a special skill.In this way, the beating was worth it. "

Sun Ce said with a smile: "Okay! Alright! How could I not believe you? That's a good thing! It's just that you must put more effort into practicing this lightness skill, and don't let down your master Zhou Shan's painstaking efforts. One more Self-defense with kung fu has some advantages over others.

Someday you can be taller than Zhou Shanyue, just show me the jump again.At that time, you will be a real Lu cat. "

Lu Meng smiled and nodded again and again, "My lord is right, Ziming will definitely jump higher than Master Zhou Shan. I will definitely surpass him. Be a real cat!"

He clenched his fists as he spoke, looking confident.

Sun Ce took the letter from Lu Meng with a smile and let him go out.Now that it was all news from Jiangdu, Sun Ce took a closer look.

News came from Jiangdu: "Everyone is fine. My mother wrote to say that she likes Hua Wei very much, and agreed to let her be my concubine, but she will be with me for a while, and she will be released to me after a while.

And her body used to suffer from severe abdominal pain, but after Hua Wei used silver needles to treat her, and the prescription prescribed by the genius doctor Hua Tuo, she is now completely healed.Now she is taking Hua Tuo's special pill for her, and the effect is very good, and her spirit has become stronger.

Just praise me for being a filial son!He helped her find a miracle doctor, who cured her chronic illness that had plagued her for several years.He also said that Hua Tuo was worried that I would go to his place if it was useful here, and he would come back first in a few days. "

"So it turns out that Hua Tuo must have some special medicines that have special effects on women's bodies and diseases. That's why I firmly believe that as long as he comes forward, he can persuade his mother to agree to this marriage. No wonder he Don't tell me. Just come back,"

I thought, "The medical team I want to start can also start. It's just that there are a few fewer people now, so I temporarily arrange a dozen or so people to operate it. There is no way, the number of people is too small now, and it will be gradually expanded in the future." .

After the seeds are sown, will the towering tree be far away? "

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Lu Meng: "I told everyone, the collection is too high, I can only jump five feet high, but I am not a shameless person. Please be kind and encourage me. Next time I will jump seven feet Ruler for everyone to see!";