101 Marriage Proposals: Hei Di's Sky-high Lover

"Whoever wants to listen to your story, go away, don't kiss me..." Shangshang made a gesture to push him, but he hugged him even tighter, and the man's urgent breathing could be heard next to his ear.His head was dizzy from being kissed.

Chang Mian put all his strength into kissing her until she was completely naked. He carried her to the chair and placed her carefully.

"You must listen to this story, and you won't be angry with me after you hear it."

Chang Mian is as excited as a child, who said that a man hides a childishness in his bones all his life, but only shows it in front of his mother and the woman he loves?

He rubbed her face lightly with the tip of his nose: "Shangshang, listen to what I tell you."

"Once upon a time, a group of animals crossed the river, but when the boats in the middle of the river began to flood, some of them had to go into the water. So the smart monkey thought of an idea, let everyone tell a joke, if the joke told can't make everyone laugh , will throw the speaker into the water.

So the lottery began, and the result was that the cat was the first to speak, followed by the monkey, the chicken...

The cat tried his best to tell a joke, but all the people laughed except the pig.The animals had no choice but to throw the cat into the water.

The monkey's jokes made people laugh even more, but the pig still didn't laugh, and the monkey had to feed the fish.

The chicken is scared, even the smart monkey can't escape...

Unexpectedly, the pig laughed at this time, and all the animals said strangely: "The chicken hasn't said anything yet, why are you laughing?"

Pig said: The cat joke is so funny! "

Changshang peeled off his hand, sat up straight, with a neither cold nor indifferent expression, and then threw out a sentence: "I heard this story 800 years ago, okay, it has nothing to do with whether I am angry with you or not. What's more, how dare I be angry with you, if I am angry with you, you won't beat me to death..."

He also said that he was not angry, how could his tone be so cold when he was not angry?

"Don't you know that I am that pig?" In order to make his future wife happy, Chang Mian derogated himself, with innocent and wronged light shining from his eyes, and rubbed her hands again and again: "Good Changshang, I Hearing you said you were pregnant, you were overexcited, causing your brain to short-circuit, and you didn't react for a while... It's not that I don't like the baby in your belly, I'm just too dull, just like this pig..."

"Pfft..." Changshang couldn't help but burst out laughing, and wanted to put away his smiling face, humming softly, "Humph, only ghosts will believe you."

Chang Mian raised her mouth. "Shangshang, how about we name the baby in our womb?"

Amused her, he immediately changed the subject, never dwelling on this issue.

Chang Mian squatted down and stroked her belly: "I don't know how many babies, boys or girls..."

"It's not yet formed, only two and a half months." Shangshang sneered, "How could anyone name a child so early."

"I can't wait." Chang Mian's expression was full of joy, and she stood up again, stroking her hair, "Shangshang, you have to compare Yang Yang, she has triplets in her belly, we will give birth to four Twins, feel proud."

"..." Changshang was in a cold sweat: "You think I'm a pig?"

"Of course not, I only think of you as a pig woman."

When Changshang heard this, he was immediately unhappy. "You are the pig woman, are you childish?"

"I'm a pig, of course you are a pig woman. I like childishness." Chang Mian smiled cynically, pulled the corners of her mouth, held her head in front of her chest, and lowered her head to kiss the fine hair on her head like a kiss. Feiki caressed her for a while, "Shangshang, pack your things, we'll go home right away."