If I let you stay in Lingnan, how could you become the crown prince of the Tang Dynasty?

Chapter 33 Egg Curtain on Stage
"It was a cold winter with heavy snow. I worked so hard to buy a few kilograms of flour, but the Yellow Tusi demanded payment and insisted on using my daughter Xier to pay off the debt..."

A toastman walked out from the side of the stage, singing as he walked.

He was already old and frail, and at the moment he was wearing tattered clothes, plus he looked frightened and sad, so he didn't need to act out anything at all to portray the misery of the protagonist in the play.

When the audience saw this, they couldn't help but be infected by him.

Before the prince came to Lingnan, everyone had suffered from the bullying of the chieftain tribes.

So, when they heard the chieftain singing, even though they knew the actor was also a chieftain, they did not throw away the rotten eggs in their hands.

Although it was played by a chieftain, he was also playing a poor person.

and……

The acting is so good!

The toast walked to the center of the stage and pretended to knock on the door in the air:

"Xi'er, Daddy is back!"

"father!"

A deliberately pinched voice shouted in surprise.

Then, a toast girl wearing a red dress and even with blush on her face came out.

wow...

All the audience burst into laughter when they saw it.

This toast is obviously a man, but he is wearing blush and his face looks like a monkey's butt. It's so funny.

Many audience members who were holding rotten eggs laughed so hard that they crushed the eggs in their hands.

"What stinks so bad!"

"Damn! It's my rotten egg. I was just laughing and crushed it!"

"What a waste! Where's the money?"

"Who said it wasn't? I was thinking of throwing it on Toast!"

"You know what, these two are quite interesting..."

Soon, the play came to the point where Huang Siren appeared.

The chief, who was dressed in silk and satin and still dressed as a chieftain, had not even appeared on stage, but his legs were already trembling.

He enjoys rehearsing most on weekdays.
Because he doesn't need to wear any makeup, and he is dressed like a chieftain.

But when the time really came, he was more afraid than anyone else.

He knows what's in the script so well!
This chieftain Huang Siren not only forced Yang Bailao to death, but also took possession of Xier, but then abandoned her, forcing her to hide in the mountains.

In the end, it was Prince Zhennan who sent troops to rescue her!
Any audience would hate this kind of villain character to the core.

What’s more, it’s a toast that is rotten from head to toe!
Seeing that the chieftain was standing at the edge of the stage and didn't dare to go up, Li An at the side said in a deep voice:

"Are you going to go up or not? If not, forget about your tribe's seeds or anything like that. You will also be charged with ruining the performance!"

After hearing Li An's words, the chief had no choice but to go onto the stage.

As soon as he walked to the center of the stage, he saw that all the audience who had been immersed in the drama seemed to be stunned.

The entire theater was silent.

Everyone's eyes were looking at him quietly.

The chief coughed, but did not dare to sing his own play.

On the side, Li An said in a deep voice:
"Why don't you sing for me?"

"If you don't sing well, consider the consequences!"

The chief looked at Li An with a sad face.

Then, I had to bite the bullet and recite the lines:
"I am the biggest chieftain in Lingnan. All the people of the Tang Dynasty are nothing more than crops in the fields and cattle and sheep in the pens. I can rob as many as I want and take any woman I want..."

Just finished a sentence,

Suddenly there was a loud bang from the audience.

All the audience stood up.

Some of the audience members even raised their fists and rushed to the stage. The chief was so frightened that his legs went weak and he almost sat on the ground.

Fortunately, the soldiers in the audience held their spears horizontally to block the audience below.

Several squad leaders raised their swords and shouted:

"Anyone who dares to rush in will be arrested on the spot and fined ten taels of silver!"

When the audience heard this, they had no choice but to return to their seats.

Just when the chief thought everything was alright,
Suddenly, dozens of rotten eggs flew towards the stage.

bang bang bang...

The rotten eggs hit his body and head and exploded immediately.

A pungent stench instantly enveloped the entire stage.

As dozens of rotten eggs were thrown over, more rotten eggs immediately flew over from the audience.

In an instant, the chief seemed to be bathed in a rain of "eggs".

The chief's body and face were covered with smelly egg liquid, and he almost turned into an "egg liquid man"!
Behind the stage, Li An covered his nose and kept shaking his head.

My goodness, this stinky egg rain is really unbearable.

However, thousands of worthless rotten eggs were sold in one go.

Moreover, it also allowed the people of Lingnan to see what drama is!
Of course, it is impossible that Li An wanted to humiliate these chiefs or let these people throw rotten eggs to vent their anger.

It is even more impossible to do it just to sell a few thousand rotten eggs.

What he wanted was to let the people of Lingnan see the true faces of these chiefs first.

In the past, the people of Lingnan feared these tribal chiefs like tigers!

Once some tribal barbarians set out, they would often scare the people of the Tang Dynasty into fleeing in panic.

After all, these barbarians live in an environment of poverty, mountains and harsh waters, and their physiques are very strong and their combat effectiveness is also very strong.

The people of Lingnan, who were usually hungry, cold, malnourished and weak, were no match for them and were often robbed and pillaged by them.

Moreover, the people spread the rumor that these tribal chiefs were all as fierce as monsters and liked to eat human flesh!
Fortunately, Li An led the army to wipe out many bandit and barbarian tribes, so that the people of the Tang Dynasty were no longer so afraid.

However, the fear of these tribal chiefs is still deeply buried in the hearts of these people.

Therefore, Li An would allow such performances to be held in the city first, in order to completely destroy the self-esteem of these chiefs and eliminate the fear of them in the hearts of the people of Lingnan!

Under the attack of the egg curtain, the stage was almost submerged in rotten eggs.

The chief who played Huang Siren fainted directly in the egg stream.

Later, the chief who played Yang Bailao and Xier couldn't help but pat his chest in relief.

Fortunately, I didn’t play a hateful role.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll be drowned by the rain of eggs!
At this time, several soldiers endured the stench and carried the chief off the stage.

A few more soldiers went up, cleaned the stage, and flushed it with water again. Only then did the stench on the stage subside a lot.

Finally, Li An walked out from behind the stage.

"Dear audience friends, because the lead actor was knocked unconscious by the egg screen attack, the performance will end here for now!"

All the audience were stunned when they heard it.

Good guy,
We spent ten cents and bought a few rotten eggs.

As a result, the leading actor was knocked unconscious before he could even finish throwing the eggs?

"Your Majesty, why don't you pull out two more chieftains? I haven't thrown away all the rotten eggs yet!"

"that is……"

Li An smiled and waved his hand:

"If you haven't thrown all the rotten eggs yet, throw more next time!"

"But I want to ask you, did you enjoy this performance?"

(End of this chapter)