Chapter 53 A good way to deal with the best green tea
"Your Highness, the Emperor urgently summons you to the palace!"

Feng Lang quickly ran into Li An's study and reported to him.

Li An couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

I had just returned from Ganye Temple and hadn't finished visiting Hua'e Xianghui Tower, but I received an urgent summons from the palace?

Could it be that my father found out that I had flirted with Wu Meiniang?

However, Li An was not afraid.

It's just teasing a pretty little nun!
You can't just chop off your own head because of this!
"Come on, follow me to see Father!"

He then took Feng Lang by car to Taiji Palace, and soon they arrived at the imperial study.

Li Shimin was sitting upright on the dragon throne, his face expressionless and without a trace of emotion.

"Father!"

Li An walked up to him with a smile:
"Why did you summon me here?"

Li Shimin raised his eyelids and looked at Li An with a calm and cold gaze:
"Did you go to Ganye Temple today?"

Li An nodded:

"After paying homage to my mother, I passed by Ganye Temple, so I went to take a look!"

Li Shimin snorted coldly:
"You just finished offering sacrifices to your mother, and then you went to Ganye Temple to tease the nuns there. Is that true?"

"Have!"

Li An admitted it calmly without changing his expression or heartbeat.

You little bastard, how dare you admit it!

Li Shimin snorted coldly in his heart.

But before Li Shimin could start his attack, Li An said:

"But the word 'teasing' is not quite appropriate!"

Li Shimin looked at Li An coldly:

"So what word do you think should be used?"

Li An smiled slightly:
"You should use temptation!"

"Testing?"

"Yes, Father!"

Li An seemed calm and still smiled as he said:

"I heard that the emperor was angry with Wu Meiniang because I said in Lingnan that my ninth brother was too cowardly and kind, and if he inherited the throne in the future, he might make a hen crow at dawn. He drove her out of the Ten Kings' Residence and ordered her to practice in Ganye Temple."

"That day, I just said that because there were many such things in the past dynasties, but I didn't know Wu Zhao. Today, I passed by Ganye Temple, and I heard that she was practicing in the temple, so I wanted to meet her to see if she was the hen that crowed!"

There was an imperceptible fluctuation in Li Shimin's eyes, but he looked at Li An calmly:

"How was the trial?"

Li An smiled and said:
"Based on her performance, I think she is indeed a top-notch green tea bitch!"

"Green tea bitch?"

Li Shimin couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

Another new word.

What do you mean?
"The meaning of 'green tea bitch' is that this woman is very scheming and knows how to show weakness to win the man's desire to protect and conquer her, and then use the man to achieve her own goals!"

"But as to whether she is the hen that crows, I cannot determine it yet!"

Li An was telling the truth.

After some testing and Wu Zhao's subsequent performance, it has been confirmed that she is a top-notch green tea!
But at present, Wu Zhao has not yet reached the point where she can occupy the Tang Dynasty and become the hens that crow at dawn.

After hearing this, Li Shimin was silent for a while.

His face remained expressionless.

After a long while, he looked at Li An and said slowly:

"If I give this girl to you, what will you do?"

Li An smiled:
"Father, this girl is my ninth brother's beloved. Although I can bear the reputation of being a playboy to test her, I cannot really take her away from me!"

Li Zhi's woman...

Forget it!

Although Li An was still quite interested in conquering a woman like Wu Zhao, who would have become the first empress in history, deep down in his heart. But...

Thinking about the side effects, he was somewhat reluctant.

This woman is so smart that she almost plays Li Zhi in the palm of her hand.

Moreover, if Wu Zetian was really snatched away from Li Zhi, Li Zhi would go crazy!
This poor little brother, just let him go.

But Li Shimin had no intention of letting Li An go:
"I mean what if!"

Li An sighed and said:

"Father, I think taming a girl should be like taming an animal!"

"how to say?"

"No matter how fierce a woman is, or how smart a green tea is, if you starve her for a few days and then whip her with a rope, candle, or small whip, she will basically be much more docile!"

"The key is that you must be smarter than her, not be fooled by her little tricks, and give her a beating if she shows any disrespect!"

"After a long time, the taste of her tea will fade away, and become as pure as water, without any distracting thoughts!"

After hearing this, Li Shimin couldn't help but feel a little surprised.

What ropes, candles, and little whips!

What on earth is going on in this prince's mind?
Unexpectedly, this kid is only in his teens, but he treats women like an old sow with a bad omen, using one trick after another.

However, he is indeed much stronger than Li Zhi when facing women.

At least I won't be confused by it and become her knife to kill people!

He looked at Li An, with a hint of mockery in his eyes:

"So, this is how you tame Qinshou?"

Li An couldn't help but be stunned.

It’s too unexpected!

I didn’t expect that my father actually knew about this!
Good guy!
I originally thought that I had done this matter perfectly, but I didn't expect that it was all under the control of my father!

Right……

The entire Tang Dynasty belongs to him, so what can be hidden from him?

It seems that the Emperor is also aware of the Thirteen Crows Killing!
Thinking of this, Li An concealed the barely perceptible shock in his eyes and smiled:
“That’s the way too!”

Li Shimin looked at his reaction and saw that the trace of shock quickly disappeared from Li An's eyes, and soon he became calm again. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

good boy!
It really looks like your father!

This is my son!
This is the method you should use to deal with women, rather than being used by them.

When facing danger, you should remain calm!

Even when facing difficulties and accusations from the king of a country, we must remain calm and respond!

Li An glanced at Li Shimin quietly and said:

"Since Father knows about Qinzhan, he must also know about Lingnan's affairs?"

Li Shimin waved his hand:
"Just some clowns, not worth mentioning!"

Seeing Li Shimin's reaction, Li An couldn't help but admire him.

He is worthy of being called the Khan of Heaven!

It seems that the emperor knew everything about the Thirteen Crows that were tamed by Changsun Wuji.

However, he didn't take it seriously at all!

Zhangsun Wuji was an important official in the court, and he was also Guanyinbi's biological brother from the same father and mother, and Li Zhi's biological uncle. So Li Shimin naturally had his considerations for forbearance!

But this does not mean that the emperor is a fool!

"Father, you have it all figured out. I don't think you need to worry too much!"

Li An smiled and said to Li Shimin:

"In that case, I will return to Hua'e Xianghui Tower!"

"Wait!"

Li Shimin snorted coldly at this time:
"It's not that easy to just leave like this!"

(End of this chapter)

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