I, the outlaw, was caught again

Chapter 281 God, please send a woman to smash me to death! [Three-in-one monthly ticket request! ]

"Why did you suddenly want to stab a villain?"

Mr. Xu suddenly asked with an expressionless face.

Chaozi stopped and turned around with a look of confusion on his face.

"I'm scared of being beaten."

A real man would never bother to pretend. Chaozi felt that if he was afraid, he was afraid, and there was no need to lie.

"Are you scared of being beaten?"

"Was it a long-planned plan or did it just come to mind?"

Xu Sheng ignored this remark and after thinking for a while, he asked again.

"This is important!"

Well, Mr. Xu has made several conclusions regarding Chaozi.

The most important of these is.
Whenever this kid has an idea in his head and implements it in reality.
Then someone will be in trouble.

literal meaning.

Someone is bound to be unlucky because of this kind of thing!

But, the problem is.
There are ideas everywhere in life, especially for Wang Chao, the king of ideas, who does something every day.

Which of these will cause bad luck?

"Has it been planned for a long time?"

Wang Chao was a little confused. He paused and scratched his head.

"I wanted to stab Cheng Min before. I wanted to teach her a painful lesson!"

What lesson?
The villain is a marriage villain, tying a red string can make her fall in love!

Wang Chao wants to make this tigress miserable and drown in love!

By then, the other party will have no time to spare to bother me, and maybe I can even steal a few flowers to make mooncakes.

Yes.

Chaozi still wants to make mooncakes. Even though the flowers in the flower shed are all filled with "Higanbana", and the mooncakes he makes are filled with Higanbana, he still wants to make them!

I don't mean anything else, I just want to try what it tastes like.

If Cheng Min has to go out to Jiangsan City for something and doesn't come back for a long time, Chaozi even wants to try wrapping it with succulents!

Well, but it looks like there's no chance.

That woman's eyes were staring at me like radar. I had no chance at all!

Chaozi kept sighing inwardly.

"Has this been planned for a long time?" Xu Sheng pondered, thinking carefully about what was going on.

I vaguely remember that last time Chaozi had a flash of inspiration and became an insurance salesman, pulling out the "wolf-hearted and dog-lung"
What if it wasn't a flash of inspiration, but something that had been planned for a long time?
Any question?
Chaozi doesn't have this awareness. Well, if he did, he wouldn't be Chaozi. Now he explains it casually.

"At that time I wanted to stab her, but then I thought it wouldn't be a good idea to stab someone else's little person, so I stabbed my own instead."

"I don't think it's a big deal. Once I have a girlfriend, she won't be embarrassed to hit me anymore!"

Wang Chao spoke excitedly and held up the little man wrapped in bandages. It looked extremely cute.

It contains his birth date and a red string wrapped around his wrist, which has a good meaning.

Xu Sheng thought for a moment and finally waved his hand.

"Okay, let's go play."

Forget it, since the same thing has happened so many times, Xu Sheng might as well just let it go.

Whatever happens, at worst we can just throw Chaozi to Guoan.

If Jiang Sanshi couldn't bear it at that time, he would take a train or drive overnight, tie up Wang Chao tightly and throw him in front of the National Security Bureau.

Xu Sheng felt that Sha Yuan should thank him at that time.

After all, Guoan is called the 'Hall of Hell', but it does not have a Hell of its own.

Xu Sheng personally sent a living King of Hell over, so he should be very grateful for this! ?
Thinking of this, Xu Sheng felt a little moved by himself.

"Then I'm going to eat first."

Wang Chao held Li Hao in his arms and asked about the usage of the little man.

Seeing this, Xu Sheng shook his head, then turned and left.

When the child screams, it proves that the other party has already put the money in his trouser pocket. Chaozi is still smiling happily and hasn't said a word, which means the case has not come yet.

If it is a blessing, it will not be a disaster. If it is a disaster, it cannot be avoided, so he did not think about it any more.

He turned and left, heading towards the cafeteria.

The cafeteria has also been moved.

In the past, when there were fewer people, only four or five tables were needed, so Xu Sheng simply placed the cafeteria in several abandoned large classrooms.

But now it's different.

In the circus, the human-animal farm, and the hell gardener, there are some people who want to work for themselves when they grow up.

Adding up more than ten cases, there are nearly a hundred people involved!
A single large classroom can hold it all.

But the space was packed in the same way as in school and it was still very crowded.

There is no way to put down the dining table, TV and other furniture.

So, Mr. Xu reopened the old canteen!
The old canteen is provided by the school for students.

The haunted house is built on a campus. Since it is a campus, there will naturally be a cafeteria, and it can easily accommodate hundreds or even a thousand people at a time.

When Xu Sheng opened the rusty lock and took a closer look, he found that there were no signs of corrosion on the inside. The building was intact and only needed to be cleaned.

The most serious ones are the iron tools, but these can be brought directly from the place where we had eaten before.

"Where's the moon?"

Walking into the cafeteria, Xu looked around, and when he didn't find the person he was looking for, he turned around and asked the employees who were eating next to him.

The canteen is not just a staff canteen, as there is no guardrail around it and the building is exposed to the sight of tourists.

Mr. Xu thought about it and decided to use the space to turn it into a restaurant and canteen combined so that tourists could come and eat. Of course, the prerequisite for this was that he hired more people.

But for a few chefs earning 2,000 yuan a month, it is nothing compared to the ever-increasing monthly profits, and the restaurant is also profitable.

"Wow~"

Mimi raised her mouth, which was stuffed with rice and meat, chewed a few bites and swallowed.

Mimi raised a paw and pointed a direction to Xu Sheng.

Mr. Xu nodded, then ran to the backstage of the cafeteria.

When the guests who were eating in the restaurant saw this, their expressions froze and the spoons in their hands fell into their bowls.

As they watched this scene where one dared to ask and the other dared to answer, their brains short-circuited for a moment.

"Very good, this world has finally become something I don't recognize!"

Several people thought so in their hearts.

The man and the dog didn't have so many thoughts.

When Xu Sheng walked to the backstage, he turned around and saw a slender figure standing in front of a small kitchen.

"Uh huh huh~"

Han Yue tied her hair into a woman's style and wore simple clothes, but her figure was perfectly outlined, with a curvy figure that aroused people's desire.

At this moment, the slender white fingers were holding a soup spoon, humming a song while cooking dinner.

Xu Sheng stepped forward and put his arm around the other person's waist.

"do not bother me!"

Han Yue shuddered and scolded Xu Sheng after seeing his face.

However, her voice was so soft that Xu Sheng felt it sounded more like she was acting coquettishly, so he simply didn't let go and leaned his head against her neck, sniffing the fragrance emanating from her body.

In fact, this girl didn't use perfume or anything like that. What Xu Sheng smelled wasn't the scent of laundry detergent or shampoo, it just smelled good, making him want to sniff it more.

There is an explanation.

When a person's genes match a partner, if the partner is extremely compatible with you at the genetic level, then you will smell the fragrance emanating from the other person's body.

Like a hungry man smelling a piece of meat.

Well, this can be considered as a kind of destiny.

"Don't make trouble!"

Han Yue became more and more embarrassed and angry. She reached out and knocked on Xu Sheng's head.

Mr. Xu let go.

He sat at the dining table nearby, leaning his head back and looking at the graceful figure in front of him.

Ever since the moon turned into a blue moon juicer
Her figure becomes more and more attractive!
Obviously, she had a curvy figure before, but now she was more charming, her body looked more flexible, and her every move aroused the desire in Xu Sheng's heart!

Well, the skin has improved, but in comparison, Xu Sheng's health has declined slightly.

"All right!"

Wearing gloves, Han Yue placed the cooked soup in front of Xu Sheng, blinking her eyes, expecting him to drink it.

"Dang~"

Xu Sheng opened it and a wave of hot air hit his face.

In front of him was a milky white soup that looked extremely delicious. He scooped up some ingredients.

This is ginseng, turtle and deer antler soup.

Xu Sheng paused, remaining calm on the surface, and prepared to close the lid.

"Click~"

A pair of chopsticks came over and stopped him.

Look up.

Han Yue looked at him and blinked. Her eyes were clear and pure. She looked at him and tilted her head, asking with wide eyes.

"You don't want to drink?"

“I’ve been stewing it for a long time.”

Han Yue's big eyes were filled with anticipation for Xu Sheng to drink it.

Xu Sheng cleared his throat, thought for a long time, and laughed:
"Eat the vegetables first, eat the vegetables first."

As he spoke, he covered the soup, then stretched out his chopsticks and reached for the dishes next to it.

Seeing this, Han Yue quickly stopped him and said, “These are for me to eat!”

"What did you eat?" Xu Sheng's mind was full of question marks, "Is the only thing I can drink soup?"

Just as he finished speaking, he saw the girl in front of him, without saying anything, stood up and trotted out. After a while, she brought some new dishes.

What is being served?
Garlic oysters, grilled geoduck, grilled leeks
Xu Sheng paused, and suddenly he wasn't so hungry anymore.

"Eat, eat quickly!"

Han Yue urged, her eyes a little evasive, looking rather guilty.

"Why don't you eat it?"

Xu Sheng fell into deep thought for a long while before he suddenly remembered that something was wrong in the past two days.

"Hmm? Moon, you want a child?"

Xu Sheng thought about it for a long time, and recalled that when cleaning up the mess after playing poker, the other party would always feel guilty. Now with this connection, he immediately had some guesses.

"No, no."

Han Yue lowered her head and spoke in a low voice.

"Really?" Xu Sheng was suspicious.

“Well, only a little bit.”

"A little bit?" Xu Sheng continued to speak suspiciously.

"Eat quickly!"

Han Yue was so angry that she picked up the warm food with her slender index finger like mutton-fat jade and stuffed it into Xu Sheng's mouth.

'Anxious. ’

Xu Sheng thought the truth in his heart, of course, he did not show any objection on the surface.

Of course, he could vaguely guess the other party's true thoughts.

The other person may not really want a child.

Mr. Xu guessed that it was most likely because of the sense of security that caused the urgent need for a place to store emotions.

so.
When Xu Sheng finished his meal, he looked up at the girl in front of him, whose hair was messy and who was choking from the spicy peppers but still loved to eat.

He spoke.

"Let's get married."

Han Yue opened her rosy little mouth, ate with a hissing sound, and nodded subconsciously, "Hmm."

However, she soon realized something was wrong.

"Ok?"

Suddenly, Han Yue widened her eyes and looked at Xu Sheng in disbelief.

"Huh!? What did you just say!?"

"I said."

Xu Sheng thought for a long time, looked directly into the other person's eyes, and spoke slowly.

"Let's marry."

At this moment, Han Yue's bright eyes flashed with shock, disbelief, surprise, and panic.

She didn't know where to put her hands, her eyes looked around, her head kept moving, she was at a loss. Seeing that this girl was about to use her special skill again, the mole dug a hole and escaped.
Xu Sheng grabbed the other person directly.

He grabbed Han Yue's wrist, held her in his arms, and let her sit on him.

Then, he covered Han Yue's extremely soft cheeks with both hands.

Xu Sheng looked into the other person's eyes.

"Let's marry."

Han Yue's pretty face had already turned red, her face full of rosy glow, and her eyes contained unknown emotions.

"Ah."

She bumped her head against Xu Sheng's chest, pressed her cheek against his chest, and uttered a low "hmm".

"What did you say?" Xu Sheng blinked and asked deliberately.

"I said I know!" Han Yue's voice came from his chest.

"What do you know?"

"What you just said"

"What did I just say?"

Han Yue paused, then raised her head. Although her cheeks were as red as a sunset glow, she still looked directly at Xu Sheng.

"Let's marry!"

"Agree?" Xu Sheng hugged her and rubbed her cheek.

Han Yue pursed her lips, trying to break free from the other party's clutches, but she couldn't get away no matter what. In the end, she let the other party do whatever he wanted to her.

"Well, you are already 25. If you don't get married, you will be single forever!"

"I will help you get married reluctantly."

Xu Sheng felt a burst of joy and teased, "Are you really so kind?"

"Why is your face red? Are you shy?"

"No."

Han Yue was vague and her tone was erratic, "I ate the chili pepper, it's spicy!"

"Is it so spicy?"

"Yes!"

"That's really spicy!"

Xu Sheng teased, and Han Yue's spiciness obviously went up a level.

Speaking of which, women's sense of security is a little different from men's, especially when it comes to love between men and women.

Women are more dependent on emotions, and this emotion can make people feel safe, as well as other emotions.

Men, on the other hand, may not be able to think about their partner for two or three days during a relationship.

That’s right, during the dating stage, men can forget about their partner for two or three days and do their own things, and when they meet again two or three days later, their feelings for each other won’t decrease much, and the security crisis won’t increase during this period.

Unless there is substantial evidence of a rift in the relationship, a crisis will not easily occur.

Women's emotional dependence can easily lead to some unnecessary associations, resulting in a smaller degree of "desire to control" and "desire to share".

Well, that's excluding emotional indifference.

Some people chase girls and feel tired when they are chasing them, but feel they are okay when they are not chasing them, so they stop taking action after chasing for a while.

Mr. Xu has already been caught.

Still on base!

Logically speaking, after becoming a couple, both parties should have a higher sense of security.

Unfortunately, it is now 2004.

Even if there are no pure and good girls like those in the 24 years of later generations, who smoke, drink, perm their hair, get drunk in the bar and have people send them to the hotel for free, this kind of people are prevalent, but they do exist, and many people on the Internet know about them.

As people become bolder in their thinking and more unrestrained in their behavior, the behavior of others is transformed into information and absorbed by them.

A person's three views are based on information.

so.
The mere fact of being a couple doesn't prove anything. This was a way to give a sense of security that only existed decades ago, in the 1970s.

And now, the rest has to be added.

For example, the red book.

"By the way, what's going on with Chaozi?"

Xu Sheng held the soft body in his arms and suddenly asked.

Han Yue raised her head and looked at the cub who had grown into almost two heads taller than her without her noticing.

"I don't know." She shook her head.

"Aren't you and Cheng Min good sisters? How come you don't even know about this kind of thing?" Xu Sheng joked.

"Well, every time we talk, Xiao Min gets angry for no reason, not at me, but at Wang Chao."

Han Yue explained, "I don't understand why he scolds me as soon as we talk."

Xu Sheng thought about it and agreed with Cheng Min's approach.

In the haunted house, use red spider lilies to make flower-filled mooncakes for the haunted house employees
Well, if Xu Sheng was Cheng Min, he would also scold and beat him at the same time!
Fortunately, this kid is just a little naughty.

"Then let's see if Haozi can exert his strength." Xu Sheng smiled.

Wang Chao, a good brother, is still a single dog at the age of 24, and he laughs heartlessly every day.
Well, I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about Chaozi.

Chaozi is 24 years old and has been solo since birth. Even at this age, he looks at women like brothers!
His mother was almost speechless, already thinking about whose grave the property was in his hometown.

I heard that Li Hao even volunteered to personally check the other party's feng shui and propose whose grave to be moved.

Relying on Wang Chao alone, Xu Sheng felt that this unfortunate child would never have any hope of being single in this life.

Rely on Cheng Min?
Han Yue felt that her best friend seemed a little bit arrogant.

Then who should we rely on?

Of course it’s the metaphysical Li Hao!

Xu Sheng actually doesn't believe in gods or Buddhas, but the God of Wealth is an exception. He thinks that Li Hao's brain that can make money, with a bit of wealth, may be of some use.

"Oh, I'm still the best."

Suddenly, Xu Sheng felt emotional again.

"I'll tell him about my experience someday."

Chaozi is one year younger than me, but I am no longer a virgin!

Looking at it this way, am I not ahead in terms of relationships?

When I transmit my experience at that time, won't Chaozi treat it as a oracle from heaven?
Han Yue thought about it and suddenly became angry and embarrassed.

experience?

What experience?
Experience of being pushed?
"Why did you bite me?"

"Humph!"

At half past seven in the evening, Li Shu looked up and looked at the night sky.

As usual, they basked in the sun under the moon.

However, Chaozi was not among them.

"Where is my little man?"

"Where is my little man's red thread?!"

Wang Chao collapsed. The villain he had placed high hopes on and regarded as a way to liberation was lost.
That’s right, it was lost inexplicably. When it was found, only a little man was left, and the red line was gone, and I couldn’t find it no matter how hard I tried.

Come to think of it, in such a huge haunted house, how could one possibly find a fallen red string?

Although this is the truth, Wang Chao finds it a little hard to accept.

"Don't shout, it's just a red thread, I'll find you one."

Cheng Min, who was pruning branches, felt annoyed when she heard this. She turned around and said something dissatisfied, then took out a piece of thread, cut off a piece and handed it to Chaozi.

"I don't want this red line, I want my red line!"

Chaozi tried hard to explain, but in return he received Cheng Min's silence and a look of concern.

Wang Chao was about to say something when he glanced behind the other person's hair.

Immediately, his eyes lit up.

"Here's my red line!"

As he said this, he reached out to touch the other person's braids.

"Sun An, take him to get medicine."

Cheng Min didn't say much, just clapped his hands and let Sun An take his people away.

"No, there's something on your head. There really is something!"

Wang Chao explained to Sun An like a little chicken.

Sun An took a look and was about to say something.

But Cheng Min glared back at him.

Sun An, who was nearly three meters tall, pondered for a moment, then said:

"I didn't see it."

Wang Chao:?
"Sun An, you are color blind!"

"My red thread is on her head. I begged for it with great difficulty!"

Wang Chao's face turned red and his neck became thick.

"I didn't see it." Sun An said sullenly.

Others say Sun An is stupid.
But Sun An understood.

He is still very smart!
At least, Sun An knows how to read women's expressions and act accordingly, which is better than 90% of people!

"Come on, second brother, let's go out and bask in the sun."

As he spoke, Sun An carried Wang Chao on his shoulders and blended into the night.

Wang Chao roared in dissatisfaction.

"Sun An, you are color blind!"

"I don't understand what you are saying." Sun An scratched his head.

After the two of them left, Cheng Min's eyes suddenly became vague.

She touched her hair, took off a red thread, looked at it, and then continued to trim the branches.

After a while, she sat on the chair, her eyes wandering, looking bored, and twirling the red thread around her fingertips in a daze.

Here, Wang Chao was lying in the yard.

He looked up at the moon hanging in the sky.

He closed his eyes and felt the sun.

After a long while, Wang Chao recalled his miserable life in the past few months and opened his eyes again.

What did he see when he closed his eyes?
Saw nothing.

That’s right, just like his future life, there’s no end in sight.

But the words came back again.

There is no end in sight, but there is an end. Wang Chao feels that his future will be miserable.

And it’s a tragedy related to women!

Thinking of this, Chaozi suddenly came to his senses.

His mother beat him when he was a child.

When he was a little older, his sister beat him.

He finally entered society, but what he encountered was exactly what his mother said.

What the fuck did he say?

Chaozi’s biological mother has always said since he was a child that society is dangerous, people’s hearts are dangerous, and life is very tiring.

Chaozi thought it made sense.

Indeed, society is dangerous.

My own resistance to drugs is ironclad evidence!
He only comes here once every one or two months, and has seen more corpses than the forensic pathologists and doctors. He is just an ordinary person, but he has gained experience from looking at corpses.

Isn’t this sinister enough!?

But Chaozi didn't expect that even after entering society, he would still be beaten by a woman?
Looking at the twinkling stars in the sky, Chaozi suddenly became angry.

"Oh my God, if you can, use a woman to smash me to death!!!"

After saying that, Chaozi angrily prepared to get up and walk towards the dormitory.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he stood up, his body stopped.

The whole person looked at the sky and squinted.

"Wait a minute."

“In the sky.”

"Is there a dark shadow moving?"

The words fell.

Dozens of people in the yard looked up at the same time.

“It seems like there is more than one”

(End of this chapter)