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Chapter 28 What a mouthful of dog food

There was nothing much to say after that. I introduced them to each other, and then told each other my name, job and so on. The uncles and aunts also asked about Sha Zhu's situation. Sha Zhu's mouth was no longer foul-mouthed, because he didn't dare to be foul-mouthed. There were big guys around him, and with a beautiful woman by his side, he answered all the questions, and everything was fine.

It was time to cook, and Aunt Li took Sister Liu Yue to the kitchen to cook. Wang Luo gave a look, and Sha Zhu miraculously understood it immediately. He immediately knew that it was time for him to show his talent. If he could capture the stomach of his future daughter-in-law, he would capture her heart, and this marriage might just be possible.

"Aunt, I'm a cook myself, how dare I trouble you to do it? Leave it to me!"

Sha Zhu stood up and immediately expressed his opinion.

"How can this be possible? This is your first time here and you're a guest. This shouldn't be possible, right?"

Aunt Li quickly refused.

"Let him go. It's a good opportunity to let Yueyue go over and help. It's not convenient for so many of us to be here. Let the two young people have a good chat."

"Yes, yes, that's the way it should be, to develop a tacit understanding!"

A group of uncles and aunts made the decision for them.

"Okay then, I'll go and explain it to you!"

Seeing this, Aunt Li agreed, but she still wanted to go into the kitchen to explain.

"Why are you so ignorant of others' feelings? Why are you interfering with Yueyue?"

Uncle Li immediately pulled Aunt Li back. Aunt Li had to smile awkwardly and let Sha Zhu and Sister Liu Yue go into the kitchen.

"What does this child look like? Is he suitable for Yueyue?"

As soon as they entered the kitchen, Uncle Li Da started talking.

"I think he's okay. Although he's a little silly, he's definitely an honest kid."

"She's also a cook, which is good. We all know that Yueyue can't cook. Finding someone like her to take care of her means she won't have to worry about food and drink. We shouldn't expect too much, as long as she's safe. That way, we'll be worthy of Old Liu."

"Hey, this kid is a good cook and his movements are very quick."

The person who secretly went to the kitchen to spy came back and said immediately.

"Then we old guys have agreed. As long as Yueyue doesn't object, we'll make it a done deal and try to have the Liu family continue the incense business by this time next year."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

As for Wang Luo, the introducer, just sit aside. He is at best a tool. Now that he has been used up, you are of no use to him anymore, haha.

"Why are you so nervous? Can I eat you?"

Sha Zhu blushed for a rare moment and didn't dare to look at Sister Liu Yue openly. When he occasionally glanced at her pretty face, he almost mistook sugar for salt, which made Liu Yue so angry that she started to scold him.

"Be careful, be careful, I will pay attention, I will definitely pay attention."

Shazhu squeaked and hummed even more nervously.

"You're a grown man, why are you so nervous? I'm not nervous even as a woman, so what's the matter with the Siheyuan War God? That's it?" "Ah, how do you know about the Siheyuan War God?"

"My brother told me. Does that mean you are good at fighting?"

"I only take action when I encounter injustice, especially a guy named Xu Damao in our courtyard. That guy spreads gossip all day long and bullies others in the countryside. I beat him up when I get angry. I usually don't take action against others, especially women. This is the bottom line for men in Beijing. I can't afford to lose face with him.

As for whether I can fight or not, I don’t know. Anyway, no one around here has ever beaten me, but I have learned wrestling.”

When Sha Zhu mentioned that he could wrestle and beat Xu Damao, he immediately became excited and his nervousness disappeared. He never thought that his good friend could have such a function.

"You are a chivalrous man. Good. You are a real man."

Liu Yue patted Sha Zhu on the shoulder to show encouragement, and his strength was so strong that he almost knocked Sha Zhu to the ground.

"I also like to do good deeds and help the weak. When I encounter something unfair, I just want to intervene. This is something we have in common. Just based on this point, I think you are pretty good. Of course, except that you look a little older, but that's not a big deal. I'm 27 years old and I don't care about your appearance.

But there is one thing I want to tell you in advance. If we get married, I won't be able to cook. Everything will depend on you. Also, you can't flirt with other women. If you dare to fool around behind my back, haha, be careful or I'll crush your scrotum.

My creed, Liu Yue, is that there is only widowhood, not divorce, do you understand?"

Now they had a common topic. Both husband and wife were chivalrous and righteous, which was similar to the stories her Taoist master had told her.

Sha Zhu didn't care at all that Liu Yue's sister almost slapped him to the ground and said he was old. In his eyes, Liu Yue was the reincarnation of a fairy. In the eyes of a lover, beauty is in the eyes of a lover. All her shortcomings were not shortcomings.

"I, He Yuzhu, am not the kind of person who flirts with other women. Don't worry, I will cook all the meals for the family from now on. You just need to eat. I am willing to cook for you for the rest of my life."

At the critical moment, Shazhu is no longer stupid. Liu Yue's intention is very clear. She plans to marry him. He can't say anything about love and affection, and Liu Yue doesn't want to listen. The best love words are to cook for you for the rest of your life.

This is a big bootlicker who is fascinated by beauty, and a tigress who likes to be a hero and yearn for a chivalrous life like herself. They are a perfect match, and fate is so wonderful.

"Oh my, I'm willing to cook for you for the rest of my life. What a mouthful of dog food. I don't need to eat lunch today because I'm filled with all the dog food you two gave me!"

Wang Luo, who was listening to the fun against the wall, suddenly popped up and began to loudly mock the male and female couple who were showing off their love.

The elders outside heard Wang Luo's loud voice. Although they didn't know what dog food was, they knew that the two must have fallen in love with each other, so they all laughed.

Sha Zhu was embarrassed and lowered his head a little shyly. He didn't know what happened just now, he suddenly said it out loud. It was his first time as a guest in someone's home and he said it the first time he met the person. He felt a little embarrassed, especially with so many elders and big men outside.

"Wang Luo, I'm going to beat you to death for daring to listen to me!"

Just because Sha Zhu was embarrassed, it didn't mean that sister Liu Yue, the tigress, would be embarrassed. She picked up a shovel and started chasing Wang Luo around the room, scaring Wang Luo so much that he moved flexibly and dodged frantically, causing chaos in the whole room.

"Yueyue, what are you talking about? Comrade He Yuzhu is still here!"

In the end, the runaway Sister Liu Yue was grabbed by the quick-eyed and quick-handed Aunt Li. At least she didn't catch up with Wang Luo. If she had caught up, she would have been beaten.

"Wang Luo, just wait for me. You will be beaten sooner or later. Don't let me catch you, humph!"

Sister Liu Yue, who was held back, was still roaring at Wang Luo. She was a grown-up girl after all, and she was still thin-skinned. She whispered some little things in secret, but Wang Luo heard them and yelled at her. It would be strange if she didn't go crazy!

(End of this chapter)