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Chapter 30: Two Qi Yi Zhonghai

Wang Luo nodded pretentiously, with an expression that made him look like he deserved a beating. If Sister Liu Yue was around, she would have given him a big slap in the face.

It seemed a bit strange that Sha Zhu's family, who never cleaned during festivals and usually threw away worn-out shoes and socks at home, actually started cleaning. The nosy neighbors in the courtyard came out one after another.

As the eldest brother in the hospital, Yi Zhonghai was even more curious about the person who was brainwashing Sha Zhu at any time, so he immediately made his debut.

"Zhu Zi, why are you cleaning during a festival like this? Is there something wrong?"

"Silly Zhu, are you going on another blind date?"

As an apparent ally, Jia Zhang followed closely behind Yi Zhonghai.

"Why can't I clean the house? Do I have to wait until the New Year to clean it because I see that the house is not clean?"

Sha Zhu retorted back on the spot.

On the way back, Wang Luo reminded them again that although the uncles and aunts had approved of the marriage between the two and they were ready to discuss marriage, they only lacked a certificate and the bridal chamber, but they should not talk about it in the courtyard anymore, because Sister Liu Yue would come tomorrow and give them a "surprise".

This is Wang Luo's evil taste. He just wants to see the reaction of the beasts in the courtyard, especially Yi Zhonghai. It's as if he has been eating and drinking at home instead of cooking in the small cave in Jurassic World. Damn it, I have traveled through time and my dad is so awesome, why should I be so depressed that I have to eat secretly.

I just like to see you guys jealous of me but unable to do anything to me. I'm just looking for trouble and I like to tease them.

"You kid, you must be angry today. How can you talk to me and your Aunt Jia like that? Have you forgotten what I taught you to do, respect your elders?"

"Yeah, Silly Zhu, I am your elder, why don't you respect me and speak so harshly, it's like you were born by a mother but not taught by a father. Sigh, it's no good without a father and mother to teach you."

These two old guys, even though Shazhu has been talking to them, they still can't tell who's better. They still keep talking to themselves, pretending to be the elders, using the three-piece set of persuasion, education, and brainwashing. I have to say that these two old guys really have a tacit understanding, one is the good guy, and the other is the bad guy.

"Hahaha, you two are making me laugh to death. You are pretending to be elders again. I'm not saying anything bad to you two, but you can act like elders if you want to. Uncle Yi, Aunt Jia, when Shazhu and his sister were crying with hunger in the yard and even went out to pick up trash, where were you? Did you ever give them a bite of food?
Now that you see the brother and sister have grown up and their lives are starting to get better, you think they are useful and start acting like their elders. You are so shameless.

Well, actually, it's not impossible for you to become someone else's elder now. Let's not talk about Aunt Jia. The family relies on Jia Dongxu alone to earn money to support the whole family, and their living conditions are poor. But your uncle is the uncle in our yard, and he is also an eighth-level worker in the factory. His monthly salary and bonus must be more than a hundred yuan.

If you want to be someone's elder, you have to show them something tangible. Don't ask for too much, just fifty dollars a month will be enough. In that case, even Shazhu will call you dad.

Don't just talk big and pretend to be an elder, but in reality you are stingy. Isn't that right?"

In the past, as long as it did not involve his own interests, he would not bother to care about this matter. But Sister Liu Yue is going to marry him, and Sha Zhu is his relative. Sha Zhu can't speak, and He Yushui is not that good either. So he has to speak for his own people. After all, he is a keyboard warrior in later generations, and he is quite professional in arguing with people.

"There's nothing wrong with what Xiao Luo said. Uncle, if you just give our family 50 yuan a month, I will kowtow and call you dad." Sha Zhu said with a grin.

"Yes, I agree with Shazhu on this one, even though I often fight with Shazhu. No matter who you give 50 yuan to, let alone Shazhu, ask everyone, which child will not kneel down and kowtow to you and acknowledge you as his father?"

Xu Damao followed closely behind. Wang Luo was the big boss in the hospital. No matter what conflicts he had with Sha Zhu, he had to give Wang Luo face. What's more, the person he despised the most was Yi Zhonghai. He often made trouble for Yi Zhonghai in the past and asked Sha Zhu to beat him. He couldn't let go of such a good opportunity today.

"Old Yi, I understand your feelings. After all, you don't have your own children. Unlike our family, we have three sons. The first uncle, the second uncle, etc. are our official positions, not the elders. Do you understand?"

How could Liu Haizhong miss the opportunity to fight Yi Zhonghai? He immediately made a great finishing move, and while doing so, he did not forget to emphasize that he was the second uncle in the courtyard.

"Hahaha!"

The crowd watching burst into laughter.

Even Jia Zhang, the stupid teammate, started laughing, but was stopped by Jia Dongxu, the lackey.

"You, you guys, humph!"

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he pointed at everyone and was speechless. He even imitated the little potatoes in the south, stomped his feet, and turned away angrily.

When the aunt heard her neighbors complaining about not having children, she followed Yi Zhonghai home with red eyes.

Some people may say that Wang Luo’s attack is too wide-ranging. Auntie is one of the few good people in the hospital. Haha, anyone who says so is a fool. What is a good person? It is relative. I don’t believe that she doesn’t know about the bad things Yi Zhonghai has done, but she didn’t say anything to stop him?
And when He Yushui had no food to eat, he gave him steamed bread several times in the TV series, so you think he is a good person? That's too naive, he is just a white face and a black face.

Accompanying Yi Zhonghai and his wife was Jia Dongxu, who immediately followed them to flatter them again. When everyone had finished watching and dispersed, Wang Luo and Sha Zhu saw Jia Dongxu carrying a bag and going home. This meant they had taken advantage of them again.

"See? You are far from being related to them. They are the real elderly caregivers. So, just live your own life in the future. Don't always think that everyone in the world is a good person, and don't recognize your elders randomly. Do you understand?"

It's just brainwashing, Wang Luo can do it too. He lets Sha Zhu and his sister see through Yi Zhonghai's character, so that after he marries Liu Yue's sister, if Jia Dongxu gets into trouble, he won't be involved in any mess. This is to prevent trouble before it happens.

He didn't care what Shazhu and his siblings thought, he just patted his butt and went home.

"Tiliucach!"

After closing the door, he slipped back to Jurassic World. The courtyard was just for fun and there was no need to worry too much. Compared to becoming stronger, those were all trivial matters. Anyway, Sha Zhu, the future big blood bag, was going to disappear. When Sister Liu Yue got married, Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu and the like would dare to use moral blackmail on him. Haha, they wouldn't be able to get the shit out of their asses.

(End of this chapter)