Chapter 1: The beginning of hell? I don't think so

"Ms. Shen, we are going to the delivery room. We need to remove the nails from your body."

"Ah? This isn't a surgery, can we not remove it?"

"No."

"Can I just remove the umbilical nail?"

"No."

……

"Wow wow wow..."

The baby was born naturally from Shen Qiangwei's belly. The moment it was exposed to the light, the baby's eyes narrowed into slits.

Click, the baby's umbilical cord is cut off, and the nurse wipes the blood stains and amniotic fluid on the baby's body with a sterilized towel.

"Weighing 2.6 kilograms, malnourished."

"The heart and lung functions are normal, but the body temperature is low. Send him to the neonatal incubator first..."

The baby was in a trance and heard a clanging sound in his head.

Activate the talent [Growth in Adversity].

Achieve [Congenital Malnutrition], Spirit +0.2, Viscera +0.2, Body +0.2
Suddenly, the baby stopped crying, and his bright eyes, which were originally narrowed into slits, opened.

The eyes, as clean as a doll's, looked at the world curiously, and gradually became clear.

"The body has warmed up a bit, but just in case, we'll send it to the incubator for observation for a while."

The gynecologist who delivered Shen Qiangwei instructed the female nurse.

"Shit, where's my son, nurse?"

Shen Qiangwei still felt some pain, but she was a little anxious because she couldn't see her son.

After telling her the situation, the nurse reminded her that she was weak and needed to rest for a while before getting out of bed, and told her that the baby was in the warming room.

Less than half an hour later, Shen Qiangwei endured the discomfort, holding the nails taken off her body in one hand and picking up the phone in the other.

"Zhang Huolong, your son is already born, where have you been? Come here quickly!"

"I forgot about it, I overslept, and now I'm downstairs!"

"Get the fuck up here!"

When the baby was lying in the incubator with drooling mouth and sucking his fingers, he turned his head to look at the door and found two strange-looking people walking towards him.

The man was skinny, wearing a tight guooi tiger-head top and tight cropped trousers, which left scars on his already thin calves, and a LU leather belt that was blinding.

He was wearing loafers with the words "义博云天" engraved on them, the kind with the heels on. He had yellow hair that was half a head high. The worst thing was that he was wearing a tall hat on top, and the hat and the hair were a full head high.

The woman had earrings, nose piercings, and a navel piercing, as well as scattered tattoos on her belly and arms. She was as thin as a pole.

Zhang Huolong walked over with his hands in his pockets. As soon as he saw Shen Qiangwei, he quickly put his hand on her shoulder.

"Wife, awesome! Thank you for your hard work!"

"Have you named your son yet?"

Zhang Huolong chewed betel nut and spat the betel nut residue onto the clean ground from time to time. After being stopped by the nurse, he touched his chin and said:

"Let's call him Zhang Chaoqiang. He will become a super strong man in the future. Besides, this name has another meaning..."

"What does it mean?" Shen Qiangwei looked at him stupidly.

"My last name is Zhang, your name is Qiangwei, Zhang Chaoqiang..."

Snapped.

Shen Qiangwei patted Zhang Huolong's head in annoyance, then thought about it and said shyly, "You are so romantic!"

bang.

Achieve [Crazy Name]: Spirit +0.2
Suddenly, Zhang Chaoqiang's consciousness became clearer and he was able to think independently. He then realized that he had successfully reincarnated.

He originally lived in a place called Blue Star. He had no father or mother and died young.

In a trance, the sound of the Tao surrounded his ears. The reincarnated Buddha told him that as long as he did good deeds and accumulated virtue for three lifetimes, he would be reborn into a good family. Not to mention that his family was a giant that dominated the world, but at least it was a family of immortal cultivation. His parents were talented people, beautiful sons, and a fairy couple. His own qualifications were also unparalleled in the world, to make up for the tragic regrets of his previous life.

In his first life, he transformed himself into a traveling doctor to heal all living beings.

In his second life, he transformed into a monk and taught sentient beings.

In his third life, he transformed into a monk and saved all living beings.

Three lives turned into a moment, and the details of memory gradually blurred as time passed. But finally, I succeeded in reincarnation as I wished, but this world was completely different from the previous ones.

This is a modern technological world called Earth. Humans respect martial arts, and the strength of the strong is comparable to that of hot weapons. There is also a special life form called monsters here, and their existence threatens human life at all times.

However, many years ago, the major countries had joined forces, and hundreds of thousands of warriors worked together to create a secret battlefield, and released some of the world's monsters there.

The remaining monster areas are separated from human territories and each occupies a corner.

The Central Kingdom where he is now located is the most densely populated country in the world. Thanks to the country's strength, the people's social life is stable.

【Zhang Chaoqiang】: Dying 1/1000
【身体素质】:精神0.45/10,内脏0.25/10,躯体0.25/10
[Unique Talent]: Growth in adversity
【Growth Talent】: None

[Skills]: None

Zhang Chaoqiang was already able to think independently. He turned his head to look at Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Huolong. His cochlear implants could already hear them talking, but he couldn't quite hear what they were saying.

He was not yet familiar with the language of this world, and was just curious as to why these two psychotic young men and little psychotic girl were surrounding him.

Even staring at himself.

All he wanted to know now was whether he had been reincarnated into a martial arts family, whether he was a strong man in this world, and how heroic his parents were.

But why is this spirited young man staring at me...

Wait, can't it be...

"Fuck, my son is so damn handsome, so handsome..."

"You idiot, stop teaching your son bad things."

"He's so young, how can he hear it?"

Achieve [Bad Teach Children]: Obtain the [Language Ability] growth talent. Practice complete sentences 1000 times to increase the mental limit by 2 and improve language learning ability.

Almost instantly, Zhang Chaoqiang completely understood what the two people said just now and now.

and many more.

Zhang Chaoqiang couldn't accept it for a while.

Where is the martial arts world you promised me? Where are the parents you promised me who are unrivaled in the world? In the end, your parents are a young man with a mental disorder and a young woman with a gangster mentality?
Zhang Chaoqiang couldn't believe it. He looked at Shen Qiangwei's belly, which had just deflated, in despair. There was already a dragon and tiger painted on it, and the words "i love ZHL" from Microsoft YaHei were printed on it.

And the shiny navel piercing was reinstalled.

"You started out from this finely decorated house, right?"

He turned his head to look at Zhang Huolong again. Even when he was standing on the ground, his legs and feet were moving back and forth alternately.

“Yoyoyo SHIT, my son is looking at me!”

Zhang Chaoqiang tried in his heart: "Reincarnation Buddha?"

Is the reincarnated Buddha here?
? ?
I am so mad at the reincarnated Buddha.

Zhang Chaoqiang was both angry and furious. He finally understood why his talent grew in adversity.

This is the fucking start. My whole life has been in adversity.

"I am grass."

Zhang Chaoqiang held it in for a long time and couldn't help but say, [Language Ability] 1/1000.

(End of this chapter)

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