At the beginning, he was transformed into an infant, and his parents were yellow-haired gangsters?

Chapter 108 Urban Legend
"I don't care who you are, get off my son right now!"

Zhang Huolong saw his son flying past him like a ghost.

Moreover, Zhang Chaoqiang maintained this posture, like a zombie dragging the ground with his toes, surrounding the entire living room.

Seeing him like this, mother Shen Qiangwei suddenly got goose bumps all over her body and felt terrified.

The two men rushed towards Zhang Chaoqiang in an instant and held their son tightly.

Then mother Shen Qiangwei tried to grab Zhang Chaoqiang's legs with both hands.

But it still couldn't pull him down from his floating state.

At this time, with the help of Lang Gou, Zhang Huolong tightly grabbed Zhang Chaoqiang's two arms.

They didn't know what was wrong with their son and why he suddenly became like this?
According to the zombie horror movies they have seen, if a person's heels cannot touch the ground, it basically means that he is possessed by a ghost.

In this state of possession, his son had no consciousness at all.

And through Zhang Chaoqiang's strange behavior just now, his toes scraped the ground and drooped. The whole person tilted. Just like the female ghosts who were seeking lives in the horror movies you had seen, and the monsters hidden in the wild mountains and ridges.

Zhang Huolong shouted loudly: "Lang Gou, hurry up and get the chopsticks, glutinous rice, and black donkey hoof."

Lang Gou felt confused for a moment.

The puzzled look seemed to be saying, where the hell is there such a thing as a black donkey hoof in my house?

Mother Shen Qiangwei quickly took out a handful of melon seeds from her pocket and muttered to herself, "I wonder if melon seeds can act like sticky rice!"

Then he sprinkled it on Zhang Chaoqiang's face.

Zhang Chaoqiang was stunned, not because he was hit by the melon seeds, but because glutinous rice and melon seeds are indeed more absorbent, while zombies and strange things have heavy yin energy and damp bodies.

So in an emergency, if you really encounter a monster or a zombie, maybe you can really use melon seeds as a substitute?
Damn it, at this moment he realized that the focus he should be focusing on now was clearly not this.

Anyway, don't worry about all this mess.

Now it seems that the focus should be on why mother Shen Qiangwei dared to eat snacks under her strict control.

Shen Qiangwei sealed this handful of melon seeds in a plastic bag and put it in her pocket, otherwise she would not have been unaware of it.

But now the key has changed again, and it seems that it is not this.

Zhang Chaoqiang suddenly felt something in his middle finger, but it was far from painful. He looked down.

Dad Zhang Huolong took out two straws from somewhere. They were the kind made of environmentally friendly paper, so they were harder than ordinary soft plastic straws.

At this moment, he was using these two paper straws to tightly clamp Zhang Chaoqiang's middle finger.

"Zhu Xie retreat, mani mani hong!"

Zhang Huolong was chanting an unknown spell, a mantra he had learned from somewhere, trying to get rid of the evil spirit that was possessing Zhang Chaoqiang.

Zhang Chaoqiang was at a loss for a moment. With his current strength, a simple push could send his parents several meters away.

But this will also hurt the parents, which is not advisable.

The next second, another strange scene appeared. Shen Qiangwei saw that her melon seeds could not force out the evil spirit that possessed Zhang Chaoqiang. So she thought of another way.

Black dog blood.

Shen Qiangwei suddenly remembered that black dog blood could also force out the possessed dirt. She nodded apologetically to Labrador.

The dog seemed to realize something as well, whimpered and roared, then shook its head violently.

It is white.

Zhang Chaoqiang saw that the situation was about to get out of control, and his mother was even thinking of beating the dog, so he quickly stopped the situation.

He gently shook off his parents, and then explained seriously: "I am not possessed by any dirty things. I didn't tell you before because I was afraid that you would make a fuss like you are now!"

It is said that a person who is possessed by an evil spirit will have no chin. Then Zhang Huolong bravely ran forward and touched Zhang Chaoqiang's chin.

No problem, Zhang Chaoqiang’s chin is still there... right?

Shen Qiangwei thought about it at this time: "The term chin seems to be used to test whether a person is dead or not. It is not used to check whether there is any dirt or something attached to him."

At this time they were really at their wits' end. Based on the plot in the movie, they used many methods to test Zhang Chaoqiang one by one, and finally confirmed that Zhang Chaoqiang was not possessed by any so-called dirty thing.

Zhang Chaoqiang’s words are not as effective as those in the movie.

But this result did not satisfy the two of them, and their faces even became more bitter.

If this is what Zhang Chaoqiang meant by flying, then the worldviews of both of them would probably collapse completely at this moment.

This style of flying was so bizarre and strange that they might as well be possessed by something dirty. They would find it easier to accept it.

After thinking about it for a long time, they still couldn't figure it out.

This is completely different from what they imagined.

"Don't focus on me for now." Zhang Chaoqiang said to their parents.

Just now when they were trying to subdue the strange thing on Zhang Chaoqiang's body, he noticed that his mother used the melon seeds she had hidden.

There were also two unused cardboard straws that his father took out from under the sofa. Zhang Chaoqiang lowered his head to the bottom of the sofa and grabbed two cups of full-sugar pearl milk tea from them.

He finally knew that he had a secret from his parents, and his parents also had a secret from him. His parents took advantage of Zhang Chaoqiang's night practice to indulge in food.

The current situation has been a blow to the healthy diet transformation plan they have been carrying out over the past few days.

Zhang Chaoqiang, who was seen as a genius by outsiders, failed completely. He failed to educate his parents well. But this did not stump him as he immediately thought of a new solution.

With his psychological preparation, his parents finally accepted the fact that Zhang Chaoqiang had such a strange flying style after spending some time.

This was the first step in Zhang Chaoqiang's plan. In the second step, he tried to carry his mother Shen Qiangwei on his back and then fly. Although it was difficult, he had become very skilled in flying during these days of training.

Then, Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Huolong successfully became addicted to this way of playing. Their initial fear turned into interest, and they directly accepted Zhang Chaoqiang's strange and weird flying behavior in a short period of time.

There is nothing more exciting than being able to fly. Under the leadership of Zhang Chaoqiang, Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Huolong realized after many years that when they were children, their parents would occasionally use their arms to prop up their bodies in the air and rotate them back and forth. They called this way of playing "flying an airplane."

Zhang Huolong, Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Chaoqiang reached a deal. The former would be well behaved and be arranged to control their diet, and the latter would give them a flight.

On the weekend, Zhang Chaoqiang and Tan Yue, accompanied by Lao Chen, came to the Weilong Tattoo Shop for a visit.

It is obvious that Tan Yue is no longer as resistant to Zhang Chaoqiang's free flying as before.

Because while Zhang Chaoqiang is becoming increasingly proficient in taking his parents on flights, he is also trying to give Tan Yue this experience.

Tan Yue had always believed that physical flight was a very dangerous behavior. Because Zhang Chaoqiang accidentally tripped when he passed the threshold before, she thought that floating for a dozen centimeters was really meaningless. It would be better to seriously improve the spiritual performance to the third level before controlling the armor.

Until one day, Zhang Chaoqiang asked her to lean on his shoulders, and then the two bodies floated up under the flying force of Zhang Chaoqiang.

This caused Tan Yue to almost fall on Zhang Chaoqiang's back accidentally, so he found a coat to wrap himself up and let Tan Yue climb on him without too much physical contact.

Once again, their feet left the ground and the two of them flew together as a ball. Even if it was only a dozen centimeters, it was a great surprise to Tan Yue.

The saying "you know the taste as you eat" is just like this; your attitude changes 180 degrees.

Old Chen saw the two's behavior but didn't say much. On the contrary, in the tattoo shop, Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei were somewhat resistant to it after learning about it, and told the two to take precautions not to have direct physical contact.

When Tan Yue asked to watch Langgou do a backflip, Langgou seemed to be really intelligent. It was the first time that he did this without eating a box of Tianxia that cost 100 yuan.

Tan Yue likes Labradors very much, and her body shape is not much different from that of this female Labrador, so the two of them are like little friends, strolling back and forth on the Pingshui streets.

The neighbors and vendors around would smile when they saw the lang dog.

The neighbors are happy that Langgou brings them joy, and the convenience stores around the tattoo parlor are grateful that Langgou boosts the economy.

Perhaps in their hearts, they think that the wolfdog is the second most pleasing one in Zhang Chaoqiang's family.

But Langgou is a little confused recently because he can't find the male dog he "played" with last time. This is what they call "use it and throw it away".

Maybe it also realized that it was pregnant, and its belly was getting bigger and bigger. Although it was not easy to detect from the outside, it was a mother's intuition.

Gradually, Zhang Chaoqiang got used to flying with weights. Sometimes when he needed to practice, he would have a hammer dog on his body, a living thing that would move, and he could practice his control skills while flying with weights.

Sometimes he is his father Zhang Huolong, sometimes he is his mother Shen Qiangwei, and sometimes he is Lang Gou.

Normally, parents carry their children on their backs. But in Zhang Chaoqiang's home, this normal situation is reversed.

Those two days happened to be the end of the month. When the old landlord, smoking a pipe, knocked on Zhang Chaoqiang's door to collect rent, he inadvertently saw Shen Qiangwei being carried on Zhang Chaoqiang's back. His footsteps were floating and his body was moving quickly. He was already a little presbyopic, and his whole mind was stunned.

"What are you doing?"

he asked.

Zhang Huolong discovered it when he turned around.

Then he said, "My Chaoqiang can fly, and he is practicing with my wife."

The emphasis on practice was because Zhang Huolong did not want the landlord to know that his wife was playful.

But when these ordinary words were put together to form a sentence, the landlord was completely unable to understand them.

The landlord owns dozens of units and his network of relationships is very complicated. From the gossiping women who hang out in mahjong halls to the social elites, his knowledge and experiences are quickly distorted and spread.

Since Zhang Chaoqiang took his parents on a flight, the content of the news became increasingly outrageous. The news heard by a small number of neighbors on the street was that Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei abused Zhang Chaoqiang.

Originally, this was just a heartwarming story about a warrior's son who did something behind his parents' backs, but when it was spread out, it turned into an act of vicious parents punishing their child.

Many people were criticizing Zhang Chaoqiang's parents for being too harsh on their son.

And within just one day, some parents turned it into an urban legend to scare disobedient children.

The legend goes that if a child is disobedient, he or she will be haunted by the legendary ghost father and ghost mother. They will press the backs of children who do not complete their homework seriously until they are bent like rice ears, in order to punish the children for their ignorance and mischief.

When this urban legend based on Zhang Chaoqiang's family finally reached Zhang Chaoqiang's ears through Tan Yue's mouth.

Tan Yue: "Zhang Chaoqiang, do you feel that this urban legend is very similar to your behavior? You also often carry your parents on your back..."

He just nodded to respond to Tan Yue's curiosity, thinking that this was impossible.

Many rumors, in the process of being spread by word of mouth, have become completely different stories from their original versions.

at the same time.

Two investigators dressed in fortune-telling Taoist costumes knocked on the glass door of the Weilong Tattoo Shop, trying to wake up Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei who were sleeping inside.

They were holding a mast in their hands, with a banner on top of the mast with the word "fortune telling" written on it.

A few small words like "marriage and fortune" were written seriously under the two big words "fortune-telling".

Zhang Huolong frowned, and seeing their scene, he thought that they might be scammers from somewhere. There were many scammers in Pingshui Street recently. They were not scammers, but rather the kind of people who cheated people.

They did not come out, but just waved to the Taoist priest outside the door and shouted loudly: "We have no money!" Then they hugged Shen Qiangwei again and continued to take a nap on the sofa in the living room of the tattoo shop.

However, after these disguised masters said, "No money required, but we guarantee the birth of a child," they immediately invited him in.

Finally they got two sets of underwear from the master.

One male and one female.

The last hair of the deer horn is naturally on it.

The master disguised as the investigator warned: "If you want to have a second child, you must wear it during sex, and you cannot wear it on people or animals other than yourself, especially your dog!"

Shen Qiangwei felt that the last sentence was a little puzzling, but she still thanked him repeatedly in the end.

Moreover, Hornet and Egret told Zhang Chaoqiang about this matter and the whole story that happened before.

Zhang Chaoqiang, who was told this inexplicably, remembered the story of Menghu who had a son in his old age.

(End of this chapter)