I killed the film and television world

Chapter 386 Music Zombie
Renjiazhuang

The private room on the second floor of Renfu Restaurant.

The food and wine had been served, and the group sat in a circle.

Ren Zhuzhu took the initiative to sit next to Song Ren, while Ah Hao shamelessly sat next to Zhuzhu, and then Ah Qiang.

Finally, Mamadi sat next to Aqiang, which was the other side of Song Ren, with a reluctant look on her face.

He originally didn't want to come along, but he couldn't resist Song Ren's strong invitation. He didn't want to refuse in person, so he had to bite the bullet and follow along.

Dinner table

Ren Zhuzhu picked up a piece of braised pork for Song Ren, and then asked curiously:

"Mr. Song, you said before that you came to our Renjia Village to catch zombies."

"Could it be that zombies have appeared here?"

Song Ren glanced at the three of them, Mamadi, the master and his apprentice, then nodded and said, "I have to thank the three of them for this."

Mama curled her lips quietly: "Tsk, this has nothing to do with me."

Although he already knew that Old Master Ren was missing, he was still unclear about the specific circumstances.

As he was speaking, he reached out to grab the chicken wing on the plate.

But as soon as he stretched out his hand, Song Ren hit the back of his hand with the end of his chopsticks.

Song Ren bluntly said, "You are old, don't you know how to be hygienic when eating?"

My mother complained nonchalantly: "What? Are you worried that I have tuberculosis?"

After hearing this, Song Ren slammed his chopsticks on the table and turned to look at his mother.

Mama was startled by his direct gaze and suddenly remembered the other party's previous dominance.

He picked up the chopsticks neatly and muttered quietly, "Just use chopsticks, why are you so angry?"

Song Ren frowned: "Brother, if you were alone at the table, no one would bother you. But we are just casual acquaintances, and I am not interested in tolerating your bad habits."

Ren Zhuzhu blinked: Mr. Song is very aggressive when he is serious.

On the table

Ah Hao, who was originally thinking about chatting with Zhu Zhu, also noticed this scene and turned to ask his junior brother in a low voice:
"Hey, who is this guy? Why does the master seem to be afraid of him?"

Aqiang buried his head in his meal.

I just muttered in my heart: You were lucky last time and didn’t run into him, otherwise you would be afraid of him now.

Song Ren glanced at the numb feet resting on the stool with a calm look:

"If you let me see your feet again during dinner, I'll chop them off for you to drink with your wine."

The corner of Mom's mouth twitched, and she put her feet down at the speed of light and put on her shoes, no longer daring to complain.

This guy is much stronger than my senior brother, and there is a high probability that he can really do it.

……

After Song Ren taught the slovenly Mama a lesson, he explained to Zhuzhu: "The zombie that appeared in Renjiazhuang now is the corpse that these three just sent back."

Ren Zhuzhu: "Hey? Mr. Song is not talking about my grandfather, right?"

After all, Old Master Ren, who was reburied just last night, was indeed dug up this morning.

However, this made Ah Hao a little dissatisfied. He said to Song Ren, "Hey, don't lie. What does that zombie have to do with us?"

Although Old Master Ren hasn’t been found yet, he can’t admit it now no matter what!
Song Ren glanced at him and said, "It may not have much to do with other people, but it has a lot to do with you."

When sending Old Master Ren back, Mom was too lazy to go herself, so she asked Ah Hao to drive the body back.

As a result, they were framed by a group of people and the zombies were kidnapped.

If we say that this is due to lack of strength and helplessness, it can be somewhat excusable.

But when Ah Hao was driving the corpses on the road, he used Old Master Ren to pick up girls.

The key point is that the woman he was dating was Ren Zhuzhu, the granddaughter of Old Master Ren.

Fortunately, Old Master Ren is dead, otherwise I would definitely have to thank him very much.

At the dinner table, Song Ren re-explained the matter of Old Master Ren and pointed out the concealed actions of Mamadi and her group.

Ah Hao blushed and his mother scratched her head in embarrassment.

Song Ren finally said, "The current situation is that the foreigners injected a special potion into the zombie, and it is no longer afraid of yin and yang. Ordinary Maoshan magic is difficult to control it."

Mom was stunned again when she heard this.

They have not yet met the music zombies, so naturally they don't know whether Song Ren's words are true or not.

Ah Hao subconsciously sang the opposite tune, saying: "Is it as exaggerated as you said? Just an injection of medicine can make zombies not afraid of any Maoshan magic?"

This is actually a bit far-fetched in the movie. Just by injecting an injection of special medicine, Old Man Ren was transformed from a low-level zombie into a special zombie that is not afraid of yin and yang.

It's like a quick success, it's really unbelievable.

But that's the truth.

In the movie, even if the music zombie’s head is chopped off, it can be repaired instantly.

Flying, escaping the ground, stretching and retracting limbs, and even the movements are no longer so rigid.

Huge changes!

Beside him, Ren Zhuzhu was a little worried: "Mr. Song, has my grandfather really become that special kind of zombie?"

Song Ren: "He should become active again at night."

Mama was a little confused: "Dao, hey, Mr. Song, if the zombie is really not afraid of yin and yang, is it necessary to wait until night?"

Song Ren glanced over and said, "Just because you are not afraid of Yin and Yang doesn't mean you like to go out during the day. You are not afraid of Yin and Yang either, but would you like to do things in the middle of the night?"

Mom: ...I don’t want to do anything in broad daylight.

Song Ren continued: "If I'm not mistaken, there should have been a zombie bite murder case in Renjiazhuang now."

Hardly had he finished speaking when the sound of a night watchman banging a gong could be heard on the street.

"A murder has occurred in the east end of the village!"

"A murder has occurred in the east end of the village!"

In the restaurant, several people were shocked.

Song Ren stood up directly: "Let's go and take a look."

Mama coughed and said, "Uh, I won't go over. The food and wine have just been served. If everyone goes over, it will be a waste of time here--"

Before he could utter the last word, a cold blade was placed across Mamadi's neck, forcing him to swallow the rest of his words.

Mama said: "Ahem, it's okay to waste it, but business is more important."

……

Renjiazhuang, in the security team.

Several corpses lying on the ground were placed side by side on the mats.

The face of the corpse was pale, and there were two bloody holes on the neck caused by bites.

The mayor of the place was also alarmed. After all, five or six people died in one breath, and the incident was quite a big deal.

Ren Zhuzhu's father, Mr. Ren, is a powerful local squire and has also arrived at the scene.

When Ren Zhuzhu saw this, she immediately ran to his side and said, "Dad!"

Master Ren glared at her and whispered, "What are you doing in a place like this, girl?"

Ren Zhuzhu: "Dad, let me introduce you to some people."

She hurriedly introduced Song Ren and Mamadi's group to Master Ren, and finally added: "Mr. Song is very capable. He already has an idea of ​​the murderer in this case."

Mr. Ren was dissatisfied with his daughter's nonsense, but Ren Zhuzhu whispered in his ear about what happened before.

Mr. Ren glanced at Song Ren with some doubt.

He took the initiative to come over and whispered, "Mr. Song, are you sure this was done by a zombie? And it's my father?"

Song Ren glanced at the corpse on the ground and shook his head calmly: "I am only responsible for killing the zombies. As for solving the case, don't ask me."

Upon seeing this, Mr. Ren became even more convinced.

He whispered his daughter's words into the mayor's ear, slightly modified them, and then repeated them again.

The mayor looked over suspiciously, and finally waved his hand to disperse the crowd outside who were watching the excitement.

Invite Song Ren, Mamadi and her group in.

Compared with the Taoist master and his apprentice, the mayor's attention was more focused on Song Ren.

After all, Ren Zhuzhu told the story of how Song Ren chased away a black bear with his bare hands, and her description was miraculous.

The mayor subconsciously regarded Song Ren as the backbone of the group.

He sat on a high chair, supporting himself with a mahogany cane, and said, "Mr. Song, do you suspect that the deaths of these people were all caused by zombies?"

Song Ren: "They are the professionals in this regard. I am only responsible for destroying the zombies."

The mayor looked at Mamadi and her apprentices with a more scrutinizing look.

After all, he had just learned that the zombie problem was most likely caused by them.

Although they were robbed by criminals, in the final analysis, the problem lies with them.

The mayor winked at the security captain and asked him to interrogate the master and his two apprentices.

He left Song Ren behind to communicate alone.

After all, he was not interested in the process. If it was really a zombie, then destroying the zombie was his only goal. And Song Ren's pragmatic words were also to his liking.

In addition, the three of Mamadi were obviously timid, so he also valued Song Ren more.

After inviting Song Ren to sit down, the mayor continued to ask:
"Mr. Song, I've heard Zhuzhu talk about your abilities. I have great confidence in you, but I wonder what you think of zombies?"

"Do you need us to prepare anything?"

"Just prepare the reward."

"...Uh, Mr. Song, what do you think of zombies?"

"What else do you need to see? Life and death are determined by fate, and the dead deserve to die."

"...Ha, ha, Mr. Song is really a quick-witted person. As for the reward, how much do you think is appropriate, Mr. Song?"

"I don't care. The mayor just needs to give me some money."

Asking for a reward was just a casual request.

After all, some travel expenses and daily expenses may be needed, so it would be great if you could get paid while completing the task.

Even if he is not given, he will still deal with the music zombies for the sake of the mission.

However, Song Ren felt that the other party would not be so ungrateful.

Mr. Ren, who was sitting next to him, suddenly said, "Mr. Song, can you accomplish this without hurting my father?"

Song Ren turned his head with some confusion: "Master Ren, do you want me to reason with the zombies?"

Master Ren said awkwardly: "Ahem, no, I just want to leave my father's body as intact as possible."

Song Ren thought for a moment and said, "It may be a little difficult to complete it, but it should be possible to put it together again."

Master Ren said with some difficulty: "Can't we use the legendary talisman paper to suppress him?"

Song Ren: "No, Zhuzhu should have told me that he was injected with a potion by a group of foreign devils, and Maoshan magic has little effect on him."

"Besides, I'm not good at Maoshan magic."

Mr. Ren: "Mr. Song, what you are good at is..."

Song Ren: "I'm good at chopping people."

Mr. Ren: "...Mr. Song really loves to tell jokes."

Song Ren: "No, I'm not joking."

Mr. Ren, Mayor: ...

……

When night begins to fall
Every household in Renjiazhuang has closed their doors and windows, and even the candles in the houses have been extinguished. Silence has drowned the entire village.

At the entrance of Renjiazhuang village, Song Ren wound up Zhuzhu's pocket watch and placed it on a table not far away.

The cheerful little tune gradually spread in the silent night.

Mamadi, the master and his two disciples were also not far away, and had set up some magic arrays and traps.

Looking at the quiet and dark environment around them, the master and disciple hid in the corner, somewhat undecided.

Ah Hao whispered, "Master, can the music on that pocket watch really lure out that zombie?"

She muttered, "Who knows? Anyway, it was that guy who came up with the idea. Even if it doesn't work, it's not our fault."

A Qiang: "But if we can't find Old Master Ren, I'm afraid the security team here won't let us go."

Mama said: "Then pray that his method works."

Not far from the village entrance
In a dilapidated house, the security team, the mayor, Mr. Ren, Ren Zhuzhu and others were mostly hiding in the house.

At this moment, I was looking outside cautiously through the window.

The captain of the security team: "Mayor, can those people really deal with the zombies?"

The mayor said angrily: "If we don't rely on them, then how can we rely on your security team?"

Security team leader: ...What you said makes so much sense that I am speechless.

Time passed by minute by minute, the night grew darker, and the people waiting here began to doze off.

But the zombies never showed up, which made Song Ren a little depressed.

Obviously in the movie, music zombies only need a little bit of enticement to appear.

Why is it so difficult when it’s my turn?

Song Ren had no choice but to call out the three masters and apprentices who were called to take the blame. Each of them handed them a long hollow bamboo tube and said, "Come on, blow it."

If the music from the pocket watch is too quiet, then the sound of three people's whistles should be able to draw it out.

Mamadi and her disciple were still a little embarrassed, but after all, the incident started from them, and the pressure from Song Ren standing beside them was too great, so Mamadi did not dare to object.

Soon, the whistle sound spread through the hollow bamboo tube to the mountains and fields in all directions.

Beep~beep beep, beep beep, beep~beep~beep!

The lively music sounded particularly loud in the darkening night.

After a while, the master and his two disciples blew the whistle until their faces turned red and their breathing became smoother.

Just when he was wondering whether Song Ren was playing a trick on him and the others, a shadow seemed to flicker continuously in the mountains and fields, flashing forward quickly.

After jumping out of the mountains, the shadow became clear in the moonlight.

He was wearing the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, with thick white eyebrows, a face as pale as paper, and two sharp fangs sticking out of his lips.

Musical zombie Mr. Ren—is finally here!
In an instant, everyone who was originally a little drowsy became alert.

Master Ren in the residential building was even more shocked and murmured, "Dad..."

The music zombie appears at the entrance of the village.

He squinted his eyes leisurely, like an ancient lord, his body suspended in the air, resting his head on his arms and listening to the music in great comfort.

Song Ren sat up from the bamboo chair in the corner. He almost fell asleep after waiting for so long, and finally it came!

At the same time, the wound-up pocket watch on the table had jumped to the last tick, and the music gradually stopped.

The zombie frowned slightly, but soon immersed himself in the whistling tune again.

But Mama had stopped blowing the trumpet a long time ago. He walked to the prepared trap and nodded to the two disciples.

Ah Hao and Ah Qiang, with red faces, took a last breath and moved the bamboo tube. Using the sound transmitted by the bamboo tube, they guided the music zombie to the center of the formation.

Then he yanked up the rope.

Four pieces of cloth covered with talismans painted with chicken blood suddenly rose up from the four sides of the music zombie and completely covered the music zombie.

Under the moonlight, through the vague black shadows that were vaguely visible, the scene was quiet for a while.

After watching for a while, she said with some pride, "Huh! I thought this guy was so perverted, but he managed to do it in no time!"

Ah Hao glanced at Song Ren who was walking over with pride: "As expected of you, Master. Zombies should be handed over to professionals like us, don't you agree, Ah Qiang?"

Aqiang nodded and was about to speak.

The cloth with the talisman painted on it with bright red chicken blood was suddenly torn apart from the inside by the zombies with their bare hands.

An infinitely long arm stretched out for more than ten meters and suddenly grabbed Mamadi's shoulder.

Mama's face changed.

"Master!" Ah Hao and Ah Qiang hurried forward.

One person tried to pry open the zombie's stiff palms, while the other repeatedly beat its long arms!
But such attacks had no effect. Instead, as the zombie's arms retracted, all three of them were dragged across the ground and slid continuously.

The music zombie has already strode out of the talisman formation.

His body had almost no rigidity typical of zombies, and his face no longer had the peaceful look it had previously had, instead becoming ferocious.

After bringing all three of Mamadi over, he leaned over and took a bite, but Ah Qiang used his wrist to force his jaw shut.

Ah Hao took the opportunity to take out the corpse-suppressing talisman and stuck it on the zombie's forehead.

But the zombie didn't even wait to stop, and insisted on biting despite Aqiang's block.

Mama's face turned pale for a moment.

Because the zombie's sharp purple-black nails had pierced the flesh on his shoulder, blood was flowing down his right shoulder.

He was poisoned by corpse!
At the critical moment, the music in the pocket watch suddenly started playing again.

Beep~beep beep, beep beep, beep~beep~beep!

As the lively music echoed, the ferocious expression on the music zombie's face suddenly eased.

After the force gradually relaxed, Mama and the others were able to break free from the zombies' grip.

After escaping the disaster, they breathed a sigh of relief.

The three of them turned around and noticed that Song Ren, who had rewound his pocket watch, was sitting there leisurely on the table not far away.

The moonlight is soft, sprinkling silver all over the ground.

Song Ren's shadow on the ground became longer.

Along with the music from the pocket watch, he whistled in the same rhythm.

The music zombie slowly flew towards him with a soothing expression.

Song Ren's cheek drooped slightly, with half of his face covered by shadow.

Looking at him carefully, I always feel that he——

Like... laughing?!

(End of this chapter)