LOL: I won the championship, what championship did you win?

Chapter 187: Where is Uzi? Season of the Large Series! (Seeking monthly tickets!)
"WARNING, WARNING!!!"

“I bought this bottle!”

"Don't be so quick to scold Godzilla. Drinking milk in the first half is the most classic scene left by God on the court. How dare you deny it?"

"Crazy÷He really made me cry. He really works so hard and is so serious about promoting products!"

"The reason why God kept losing after his comeback was because he didn't drink milk in the first half of the game like Crazy, so Godzilla quickly bought it for Uzi to help him get into the World Championship!"

"Too small, too small. Gods are real people fighting, how could they use a milk bottle!?"

"If Wu brand shower gel brings you one step closer to God, then this bottle will make you completely become God!"

"I'm just asking, if I can play with the evil god I bought?"

"Brother, you are really hungry!"

……

Looking at the barrage of comments floating in the live broadcast room, the temperature in Uzi's heart was rising rapidly.

Why did I get this guy?
This guy is a real beast!

Not only did he think Chen Feng was disgusting, he even felt a little disgusted with Godzilla in the live broadcast room, who had previously fought for him all over the world and defeated countless professional players.

Garbage, all garbage!!!

How could he keep jumping like this? Where were you guys charging at?

Uzi took a deep breath and exited the live broadcast room. Even before he exited, he heard that extremely harsh and disgusting voice.

"Drinking milk in the first half of the game is a unique skill of God. Do you want to have it? Then this bottle can make it happen for you!"

Then, he picked up the air conditioner remote control next to him and adjusted the temperature to the lowest level, hoping to suppress the volcanic temperature in his heart. However, even though the cold wind blew on his body, it still could not calm the heat in his heart.

Just as many people who like to play the game joked, Chen Feng is like a bouncing egg, and he can easily make Uzi unable to stop.

After running to the bathroom to wash his face, Uzi made up his mind.

He decided that in the summer season he must join a team that knew how to protect the bottom lane, and then take revenge.

No matter how much you say, it’s all nonsense. Revenge on the court is what matters most.

Once my revenge is successful, I’ll see how you, a beast, can still show off!
Thinking of this, Uzi pulled up the call log and made a call.

……

the other side.

Chen Feng had no idea that Uzi had just run into the live broadcast room, otherwise he would have definitely sent him a bottle of shower gel and a baby bottle. After all, he should still have this privilege.

If it really doesn't work, I can just buy it with my own money!
“Brothers, there are only a thousand orders left in stock, we have to hurry!

Do you want to experience the joy of the Void God?
Then you can’t miss this bottle.”

Looking at Chen Feng who was getting excited and even seemed to be enjoying it, Shen Linxue's brain was still in a state of paralysis.

I have never seen this kind of way of selling products, and I have never seen anyone cursing while buying!
She felt like she had encountered a career crisis. She had been working as a live streaming host for a few months, but now they had just assigned a layman to do a better job than she did.

Doesn’t this mean that I am not born to do this job?
Shen Linxue was a little depressed.

These daily necessities were originally accessories and were not promoted at all. They were for people who clicked on the link and browsed, and whoever saw what they happened to be missing at home would buy them.

She glanced at the number of over 100,000 in the upper right corner, and then looked at the sales volume of milk bottles in the background that was heading towards 20,000, and she felt surprised and puzzled.

Forget about shower gel, it is used all year round, so it is understandable that so many people buy it.

But what the hell is this bottle?

Isn't this a child's toy?
Could it be that the live broadcast room is full of giant babies?
……

Looking at the sales in the background, Chen Feng was also very happy.

Although the price is not high, my commission should not be much, but if I sell one, I will get a commission of one dollar.

Twenty or thirty thousand yuan for one night, or to be exact a few hours, is already a small fortune.

After the sales growth of Wu brand shower gel and baby bottles was obviously not as rapid as at the beginning, Chen Feng stopped and stood by, drinking milk from the baby bottle while watching the performance of the young lady.

Daily necessities are just incidental products, and other things are the main promotion of Top Esports in this live broadcast, such as running shoes that cost hundreds of dollars.

Seeing Chen Feng starting to rest, Shen Linxue took over the conversation, "Summer is here. If you feel that your shoes are stuffy and your feet don't sweat, you can check out the number one link in our live broadcast room..."

Shen Linxue, just like she did before when she promoted the products herself, talked about the various benefits in light of the current season.

however……

"Get out of here, bad woman. You're blocking my view of me going crazy and drinking milk!"

"I'm here to buy something. I hope you don't make trouble for yourself. Get out of here!"

"If I buy it, can you give me your WeChat?"

"Sister, the pants on link number two are nice, can I try them on?"

Godzilla in the live broadcast room brought down divine punishment madly and launched a charge.

Don’t ask, the question is who made you stay with Feng÷, who else should I blame if not you?
There were even many Godzillas who directly searched for Shen Linxue’s personal Douyin account and posted it in the live broadcast room, starting the classic home visit session.

Shen Linxue had never seen such a scene before. When she was promoting products before, the comments at most teased her or asked her to take off her shoes, seemingly asking her to try them on on the spot, but actually satisfying their own little quirks.

As a result, Shen Linxue, who had never encountered such a situation before, turned red in the eyes and the little pearls began to fall.

When Chen Feng, who was standing by, saw this scene, he immediately stopped drinking milk.

"Fuck, why are you out of the water?
Oh, there's nothing to cry about, it's just a few scoldings."

After a casual remark of comfort, Chen Feng said to the people in the live broadcast room in a serious tone, "You guys are really something, you made such a pretty girl wet.

I find that you seem to be more beastly than me!!!"

……

Guo Hao, who had been watching from the side, was so upset that he could imagine that if Chen Feng helped to promote the products, the popularity would be quite high.

In fact, this is indeed the case. In less than an hour, there were hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room!

But he seemed to have forgotten the point, which was that the traffic on Chen Feng was not good traffic, and few other people had the same ability to withstand pressure as him.
Looking at Shen Linxue, who was originally just shedding tears but now crying out loud after being comforted by Chen Feng, Guo Hao was wondering who to ask for help when suddenly a big head came into his sight.

This made Guo Hao's eyes light up instantly. How could he forget about this guy!
"Wenbo, come here!"

"What's wrong, Brother Hao?" A Shui, who was passing by, came over happily.

"You go up and save the situation." Guo Hao pointed at Shen Linxue, who was crying pitifully and could no longer continue to sell goods. His meaning was quite clear.

"Me? I can't do that..."

A Shui didn't really want to go.

Because every time he was with Chen Feng, he was always scolded, which made him very depressed.

The madman was the one scolding, and he set the pace, but as a result, he had to get scolded too!

Although I have a good attitude and am not afraid of being scolded, I still feel very upset when I am scolded. This crazy guy is happy, but I am not! "Pack it up quickly, just consider it as a favor to Brother Hao."

Since Guo Hao said so, A Shui will definitely not refuse.

"Then let me clean it up."

"No need to clean up. What's there for a grown man to clean up?"

At Guo Hao's urging, Shen Linxue, who was crying loudly, stood up and made way, and then A Shui broke into the camera.

"What did I say? I just heard the Ice Emperor's laughter. Now I see that he is the mastermind behind all this!"

"One of my subordinates had an accident during a live broadcast, so the person behind the scenes finally stepped forward in person, right?"

"Where is Godzilla? Isn't this directly targeting Ah Shui?"

"Sister Water Ghost's fighting power is nothing compared to Godzilla."

……

Looking at A Shui, who was arranged by Guo Hao to sell goods with him, Chen Feng also grinned.

He put down the bottle in his hand and tapped the phone in front of him, "Let's play some music to liven up the atmosphere."

Under his operation, a dynamic music soon sounded.

"Great..."

Ah Shui, who had just sat down, had not yet adjusted his sitting posture, but as he listened to the music, he had already started shaking his big head to the rhythm.

As the music played, Chen Feng took another look at the list of goods. He automatically ignored those items that cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars, and focused on the cheap items.

Because he knows very well what the people in the live broadcast room are looking for. You can ask them to pay thirty or forty yuan for fun, but things that cost hundreds or thousands of yuan are obviously not going to sell well.

After looking at it for a long time, he set his sights on a shampoo, which was the same brand as the shower gel, and the red packaging was very festive.

“I just introduced a shower gel to you, and now I will introduce a shampoo to you.

Since I'm taking a shower, I have to wash my hair."

As he spoke, Chen Feng stretched out his hand to signal Shen Linxue, whose emotions had stabilized, and asked her to bring him a basin of water.

Shen Linxue didn't think much about it, and under Guo Hao's guidance, she quickly brought over a basin of water.

After everything was ready, Chen Feng said seriously, "I know that some things are useless just by talking. You have to use this shampoo to know whether it is good or not."

As he spoke, he turned his head and looked at A Shui beside him.

At this time, A Shui was immersed in the rhythm of the "Bang Bang Didala" music. When he noticed that Chen Feng's eyes were looking at him, he suddenly panicked.

"Mad man, what do you want to do?"

"Brothers, see for yourselves whether it works or not!" Chen Feng gave A Shui a look, the meaning of which was very clear; he wanted to use him as a test subject.

"No, I'm..."

Ah Shui was interrupted by Chen Feng just as he was about to say something, "Hurry up, don't waste time, this is all for work.

And this is my first time giving someone a bath, oh no, it’s my first time washing someone’s hair, okay!
I gave it to you the first time, and I didn't say anything, but you're still feeling wronged?"

Looking at Chen Feng's serious expression, as if he had lost a lot of money while he was making a fortune, Ah Shui had no choice but to lower his head and start to cooperate.

Of course Chen Feng was not polite. After Ah Shui wet his hair, he squeezed out a little shampoo and started rubbing it vigorously with both hands.

"Damn it, you lunatic, be gentle!"

"I haven't used my full strength yet, but let me be frank, Wenbo, you have a lot of hair, right?"

Looking at the two people who were not serious about promoting the products, Shen Linxue, who was crying just now, also burst out laughing.

After cleaning Ah Shui, Chen Feng picked up the towel and helped him wipe his hair, while introducing the towel in his hand, focusing on not missing any opportunity to sell goods.

"Whether you are taking a bath or washing your hair, you will definitely need a bath towel. This bath towel in my hand..."

Listening to Chen Feng's nonsense, Ah Shui, who was enjoying him wiping his hair, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"What the hell, how do you feel?"

"It feels okay."

"See? Ah Shui said it was okay, so why are you still standing there?

Sister Water Ghost, hurry up and rush forward!!!"

It’s true, although Sister Water Ghost’s fighting power is not as strong as Godzilla’s, she is still quite good at shopping and sold a lot in a short time.

This made Guo Hao standing by do not know whether to laugh or cry. The things that should be sold were not sold, but the unimportant ones were sold out. What the hell was going on?
The live streaming event ended quickly. Although it did not meet expectations, it was also expected.

"Brother Hao, how much commission can I get this time?"

As soon as it ended, Chen Feng immediately asked the other party.

"It should be quite a lot." Guo Hao was not sure, because a lot of shampoo, shower gel and even bath towels were sold.

"That's fine!" Chen Feng did not continue to ask. As long as he could make some money, it was fine. He believed that Guo Hao would not cheat him.

After talking with Guo Hao, Chen Feng called A Shui, and the two of them sent Shen Linxue and her entourage out of the base, and warmly invited them to continue their cooperation next time.

After everything was done, Chen Feng called A Shui and returned to their little nest.

Seeing that he was lying on the bed and Ah Shui was still standing there like a telephone pole, Chen Feng teased, "What's the matter, are you addicted to washing your hair? Do you want me to wash it for you again?"

"It's not impossible."

"Get out!!!"

After they quarreled for a while, they went to bed.

……

soon.

The money Chen Feng earned from selling the goods was deposited into his account, and that day he took the others out for a big meal.

But no matter how much fun we have, we still need to prepare well for the upcoming summer season.

As the summer season is about to begin, Chen Feng, in addition to ranking and slacking off, will naturally also play training games with other teams.

Of course, the most talked about question is where Uzi went.

Because many people learned from Uzi's live broadcast after the end of the spring season and leaving IG that he is preparing to join a new team and continue to aim for the championship.

Although this sounds a bit outrageous, if all this happened to Uzi, it would seem to be very natural.

After all, Eddie is the world's number one, so he has to find a few teammates who are worthy of him, right?

But IG is not worthy of the championship top, mid and jungle, so where should they go?

……

(End of this chapter)