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Chapter 91 Coach, I want to learn boxing

Chapter 91 Coach, I want to learn boxing
"Why is this?"

Zhou Yuan was even more confused.

Chen Guangxi couldn't hold it in any longer: "You are a member of the Holy Crow Cult, but you don't know what the Holy Crow Cult is?"

"I used to be a marginal figure and had little contact with many believers." Zhou Yuan Xiaoxiong spread his hands.

“Anyway, the Holy Crow Cult is notorious in the martial arts world, and everyone recognizes that all the people in the Holy Crow Cult are poisonous. If you can find two or three out of ten extraordinary people who have grudges against the Holy Crow Cult, this ratio is already very high.

Of course, the hatred here is not a mortal hatred, but the kind of hatred that will be beaten up without any explanation when seeing the people from the Holy Crow Cult.

That roast chicken witch, Mickey, has a grudge against the Holy Crow Cult."

"Mickey? What grudge?" Zhou Yuan asked curiously.

"It is said that when they arranged a friendly match, as soon as they entered, the man from the Holy Crow Cult grinned and said that he had HIV/AIDS and syphilis, which scared Mickey half to death. But they were in a rather awkward position, so no matter how Mickey struggled, she couldn't get away. On the contrary, the man enjoyed it very much and even shouted like a madman that he was a cowboy.

After the incident, the man explained that he had just lied, and asked Mickey if it was stimulating..."

"What a psycho." Zhou Yuan was stunned.

"Later, Mickey put the Holy Crow Cult on the blacklist."

Chen Guangxi thought about it and said, "It seems that many witches don't accept orders from the Holy Crow Cult, even if they pay them, saying that they are all a bunch of perverts.

Well... I remember a witch said that she once made an appointment with someone from the Holy Crow Cult to play a friendly match, but that person insisted on sitting in a wheelchair to cosplay Hawking's development of the black hole no-hair theorem, and also asked her to solve the equation on the blackboard without clothes.

Oh, there is one more. Let the witch cosplay as Xilali, and I cosplay as Bai Deng..."

"What the hell are these monsters?" Zhou Yuan couldn't help it. Are the people of the Holy Crow Cult so perverted? Is it too late for me to quit now?

Thinking of all these things, Chen Guangxi couldn't help but look at him with a strange look in his eyes: "You're not like this, are you?"

"My XP system is normal."

Zhou Yuan said righteously, "I am definitely not the same kind of person as those bastards!"

"You're the best."

Chen Guangxi added: "In addition to this matter, the Holy Crow Cult also likes to stir up trouble, and they will go wherever there is trouble. I can't finish talking about all kinds of deeds. If you go back to the forum to check the posts, you will often see people post rating posts to rate the various cruel things that the Holy Crow Cult has done.

Many people call you trouble makers... These people are also stupid. You are trouble makers, so what are they?"

Zhou Yuan scratched the back of his head. After hearing what Chen Guangxi said, he felt that he should hide his identity as Lady Raven's Chosen One to avoid getting beaten.

"If you are okay, you can be discharged from the hospital. We have made great contributions in this mission and the higher-ups have awarded you 30 million yuan," said Chen Guangxi.

"How many?"

Zhou Yuan’s eyes suddenly turned into “$$”.

“Thirty million is just the monetary reward, there is also a whole year’s worth of training resources.

Besides the Control Bureau, the forces of the Beyonders you saved also sent us letters of thanks and gifts. I counted them, and the gifts alone add up to more than 20 million."

Zhou Yuan plopped down on the bed, looking dumbfounded. He had never seen so much money in his life!
"After all the hardship comes happiness."

When Chen Guangxi saw him like this, he couldn't help but smile and felt happy for him from the bottom of his heart. This poor kid has finally reached the peak of his life.

After being stunned for a while, Zhou Yuan sat up again: "Guangxi, I want to ask you something."

Chen Guangxi hesitated: "No appointment."

"That's not it."

Zhou Yuan looked at her seriously, "Coach, I want to learn boxing."

"?"

Chen Guangxi raised his eyebrows in surprise, "If you want to learn boxing, go to Weibo and Xiaohongshu. Why are you looking for me?"

"It's not that fist, I want to learn some martial arts techniques." Zhou Yuan rubbed his chest, as if he felt phantom pain, "To be honest, I was beaten badly by Yan Sheng in that battle, and I need to make up for my shortcomings.

I am now a pure glass cannon, with high attack power but a fragile body. Although I can use shadow clones to dodge skills, if I am locked or approached, I will end up in disaster. "

"Oh, I understand."

Chen Guangxi nodded, "You want to evolve from a humorous dart thrower to a terrifying dart thrower, right?

This is easy. You have come to the right person. I have a customized course. I will give you a friendly price of 30 million. I guarantee that you will be served clearly and you can quickly pass the horizontal training in 30 days."

"?"

Zhou Yuan blinked and acted cute, "Sister, are you still charging for our relationship?"

"Even brothers have to settle accounts clearly, buddy, and what's more, I'm very expensive.

How many martial arts masters in the world are willing to give you a customized course? If you find out how much they charge, you will know how conscientious I am.

After all, I am a virtuous dragon, not a greedy human."

"..."

Seeing Chen Guangxi's firm attitude, Zhou Yuan could only stare with wide eyes, put his hands together and plead pitifully, "Please give me a cheaper price, I will do anything."

"Then apply for a card first." Chen Guangxi picked his ears and refused to listen.

"Good sister, can you give me another discount? Can't I serve you tea and water this month?"

"Get a card first, and then we can discuss everything."

"No, you are so rich, why do you care about these 30 million? Isn't it just a hair to you?" Zhou Yuan said helplessly.

"Who would complain about having too much money? Besides, I am a dragon, and what dragon doesn't love money?" Chen Guangxi said as a matter of course.

Zhou Yuan gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, but I want to experience it first."

"no problem."

Chen Guangxi grinned and pulled him off the bed. "Let's get started without further ado."

"Wait a minute, I just woke up, give me some time."

"Time is money, don't waste it!"

"Let me poop first. I haven't been to the toilet for more than a week..."

"……Oh."

·
After completing the discharge procedures, Zhou Yuan was dragged to the training ground by Chen Guangxi.

"Although you got a lot of martial arts secrets from Yan Sheng, they are not very suitable for you. I have better ones here, so don't practice those."

Chen Guangxi said, "Your main problem right now is that your body is too fragile, so it's best to focus on horizontal martial arts to improve your physical strength.

Boxing, swordsmanship and the like, in the final analysis, are all about how to use strength, combined with some techniques. In fact, you don't need to practice deliberately. If you practice the physical martial arts well, you will naturally master the use of strength, and further master the boxing and swordsmanship.

I will now teach you the martial arts manual that I created, the supreme secret martial arts, which is unique in the world. I don’t know how many people want to learn it but don’t have the opportunity to do so.”

"So awesome? What's your name?" Zhou Yuan's eyes lit up.

"True Dragon Body"

"Uh... it doesn't seem very cool."

“Fuck, this isn’t cool enough?” Chen Guangxi stressed, “It’s a real dragon! A real dragon!!”

"When you have cultivated to perfection, your body will be comparable to mine."

(End of this chapter)

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