Chapter 279 Sidecar

In the shy gaze of Shriya Saran, he said openly:

"Honey! I'm in a hurry. There's not much water in the tub, and I want to save water so I don't have to take a shower again later. You have a great figure! Rub my back for me, it's so hot!"

Shriya Saran rubbed his back shyly and said openly:
"Dear Chu! My love, you have a great figure too, what are you waiting for?"

The weather suddenly became hot.

Zhang Kaiwu asked her to bend down and look at the scenery in the distance. He directed her from behind and listened to the movements in the forest.

Listen to her humming an Indian folk song.

He also learned that India not only has curry and rice, but also has hot, straightforward and passionate girls.

It feels very good and there is also a spirit of hard work and perseverance.

Half an hour later, the Su Nu Heart Sutra gained another two experience points.

Su Nu Heart Sutra Level 432: 500-.

The energy value suddenly reached 6950 points, energy progress: 10000-.

Maybe she was still worried about her father's attitude, or worried that Zhang Kaiwu would not be able to propose successfully! ?
These energy values ​​are love stories between life and death, so interesting!

There was still a little water in the tub. Zhang Kaiwu washed her and then carried her into the room.

He stared at the mat on the ground in a daze. Shriya Saran saw his reaction and said with a smile:

"Dear Chu! There is a blanket in my box. Please bring the box over here."

"Then you need to light a bonfire in the room to prevent wild animals from entering the room."

Zhang Kaiwu went to get the box, she took a blanket from it and spread it on the bed, then took out something that looked like a pillow.

It felt strange. He lay on the ground and tried it. He said to her:
"Dear Shriya, this is my first time sleeping on the floor and it feels a little strange. The things in my sight seem a little strange. What if a cobra comes in at night and bites my butt?"

She was holding something like a mosquito coil and said with a smile:

"Dear Chu! Light this first. It can repel mosquitoes and snakes. Cobras usually don't enter the house. They only catch mice outside."

There are quite a lot of poisonous snakes in India. Because they don't hit mice or snakes, their living habits are a bit weird. They don't hit them when they see them, but instead use them to do strange things.

Rats and cobras are also their gods, and countless Indians are bitten to death by them every year.

The monkey is also the son of a god, and the tiger is the mount of the main god Durga, so they cannot be beaten.

The Indian goddess Durga rides a tiger, and there is evidence that she gave Shiva a tiger-skin coat.

After he married Lord Shiva, the tiger skin coat was given away for free, and Venerable gave birth to an elephant and a monkey!
Tigers usually live near the village, waiting for the call of Lord Durga. They often go there to grab a prey from an Asan or Asan woman for a snack.

The tiger with the largest number of bites on record ate 178 asans and was eventually beaten to death by angry villagers. The village was then fined a huge amount by the temple.

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Because of the issue of children, he later divorced the unkind Shiva.

Then he transformed himself into Lord Vishnu, and this time he was much more careful, peeking from the sidelines looking for an opportunity.

Because the gods and the Asuras were churning the sea to make the elixir of life, Akshmiri was first created. As soon as she was created, she fell into Vishnu's arms and became his wife.

There was not even a second between the two of them. Really not even a second. The ancient poem says it was "a split second". I guess Akshmi didn't even open his eyes.

There should be no monkeys and elephants here, and the family should be happy.

But Lord Vishnu was not a decent person. He was not satisfied with the lucky goddess Akshmi as his wife even though he got her for free.

Vishnu was still hiding nearby and spying on others making the elixir. When the elixir of immortality was made, he suddenly had an idea and transformed himself into a beautiful woman, who was his wife Akshmi, and fell into the arms of the Asura King.

While the Asura King was happily working on his job, Vishnu stole the medicine that the poor Asura King had worked so hard to make.

The results can be imagined!

Vishnu changed back and defeated the Asura King under tremendous pressure.

The Asura God King must have collapsed.

Alas! Such a dirty trick.

The reason why Vishnu is like this is related to the family educational environment and is influenced by his family education.

Indra means the Emperor of Heaven, and his name is Indra. Indra is the elder brother of Vishnu.

Indra is the king of heaven. He often has to fight with a group of Asuras and is busy maintaining world peace. Vishnu often goes to help.

Mouzhi Ashura is the leader of the Ashuras. He leads all the Ashuras to commit sabotage.

After Indra and Muzhi fought for ten thousand years, Muzhi was finally defeated by Indra.

So, Muchi Asura turned into a beautiful woman, married Indra, and lived a happy life.

But Indra is not invincible. Once he was defeated by the Asura King and had to turn into a peacock to escape. As a result, he was tricked by the Asura King. Finally, Vishnu came to help and the brothers escaped together.

So Vishnu went to spy on the medicine making in order to avenge his brother Indra.

Only good brothers with a sense of loyalty would find a way to defeat the God King Asura.

This success was the greatest success in Vishnu's life, so the whole Indian people felt that Lord Vishnu was loving and a god of protection. This was an important reason why Vishnu became more popular than other gods in the future.

Isn’t the picture magical? I just want to ask you, is it amazing?
...............

Zhang Kaiwu lit the thing, lit a cigarette casually, and lit a small bonfire next to the fire pit.

Damn! It's so hot and we still need to light a bonfire.

The girl's face was red in the firelight, a little tempting.

Zhang Kaiwu hugged her, played with two big walnuts, and said with a smile:

"Shriya Saran! Is this your real name or a stage name or something like that!?"

Shriya Saran asked with charming eyes:

"What's a stage name!?"

Zhang Kaiwu smiled and said:

"For example, my real name is Zhang Kaiwu, my stage name is Chu Liuxiang, and my nickname is Yinye~Bajiro."

"The girls in Yanjing University like to call me the senior who sells stockings. Of course, some people call me Justice of the Peace Zhang, and some wives and concubines like to call me daddy, just like you did just now!"

Shriya Saran was surprised and said:

"Dear Chu! You actually have so many names!? How about you call me beautiful Miss Thief from now on?"

He smiled and said:

"Okay! Beautiful Miss Thief! In my hometown, sisters always have a drink to exchange feelings when they meet. If you don't know how to drink, it's impolite."

Shriya Saran raised her thick eyebrows and said in surprise:

"I can't drink. I hate the feeling of drinking."

Zhang Kaiwu smiled maliciously and said:

"Come on! Let me teach you. This is different from what you think."

He hugged Shriya, gave her a kiss and taught her the technique of drinking.

If the feelings are deep, take a sip; if the feelings are shallow, take a lick.

Shriya Saran yelled:

"Uh-huh! You're a bad guy. It's not gentlemanly to behave like this. Uh-huh!"

Zhang Kaiwu was smoking a cigarette with a smile on his face, playing with two large walnuts, and said:

"My dear! This is one of Mithril's methods. For the love between us, won't you do something for me?!"

Shriya Saran was surprised and said:

"My dear! You know even our Vedas!"

Zhang Kaiwu smiled and said:

"Of course! That is the dream of countless men. Of course I know it. What I like to study most is Mithrāna."

In the middle of the night, Zhang Kaiwu let her go and they could finally sleep. She fell asleep and fell asleep.

Zhang Kaiwu had a strong mental strength to begin with. There were the sounds of night owls in the woods, the sounds of some small animals, and the rustling of poisonous snakes swimming around. He felt as if he was hunting in a shack on the mountain in Peking again, and he couldn't fall asleep.

It's different here from Beijing. It rains from time to time.

Wait, that sound behind couldn't be the cobra coming! ?
He touched it quietly, and in the darkness he saw a cobra as thick as his arm, swimming around where he had just taken a bath. It must have weighed at least ten kilograms.

A super spicy strip that was four meters long, a little scary. After discovering Zhang Kaiwu, it made a hissing sound intimidatingly from its mouth.

Zhang Kaiwu discovered that when the snake grew bigger, it could actually roar.

Although he knew that mice would not enter the house and cobras would not come in, he would not let them wander around and hunt.

Besides, such big spicy strips can be made into a big pot.

He tried to see if the storage space could be used to store the cobra, and found that the cobra had disappeared all of a sudden, and was staying quietly in the storage space, having lost its life.

He had tried this when he was dealing with gangsters in Peking, but he couldn't take the gangsters in while they were alive. Could this also be related to mental strength?
The cobra had no mental strength and retracted itself immediately.

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The next morning, the two men filled their stomachs with some of the snacks he brought with him and chopped two coconuts to quench their thirst.

Shriya Saran took the shotgun and the two of them packed up their things and prepared to leave.

This time she sat in the passenger seat, giving him directions and acting as a spotter.

Zhang Kaiwu honked the car, turned onto the main road, stepped on the accelerator, and the broken car took off.

The creaking and clanging of the old car was louder than a train.

Shriya Saran held the handrail tightly and said in surprise:
"Oh! Dear Chu! You drive so well."

Zhang Kaiwu said with a smile:
"It's just so-so! If the car was better, I could drive to Kerala in two hours."

Shriya Saran smiled and said:

"That's impossible!"

Before they had driven ten kilometers, Zhang Kaiwu shouted fiercely:

"Honey, get ready to get out of the car!"

Shriya Saran was surprised and said:

"what's going on!?"

The car squeaked and slid to the side of the road, and Zhang Kaiwu turned it into a small road.

The two men quickly grabbed their things and just walked away a little bit when a fire broke out under the car's engine hood.

Shriya Saran, with her shotgun on her back, looked at the car with reluctance.

Zhang Kaiwu was carrying a suitcase and a denim bag and said:
"Be careful of the fire or it might explode. Let's go! Honey! We didn't add cooling water this morning, and I just noticed something was wrong."

He actually discovered the problem a long time ago, but the fire happened when the car was being driven out, and it would have been a hassle if the car had been discovered.

The two turned onto the main road, looked at the map, and Shi Ruiya said:
"It's still about two kilometers to the town. I hope it doesn't rain. How about letting me carry the backpack? Are you tired of carrying so many things?"

Zhang Kaiwu smiled and said:

"No problem, you know how strong I am!"

The two chatted as they walked forward. Under the scorching sun, Shriya Saran soon became thirsty.

Zhang Kaiwu noticed her condition and stopped under a coconut tree.

He put his things down and picked up the hunting rifle. Under her puzzled gaze, he replaced the handle with a single-barrel bullet and aimed at a bunch of green coconuts.

The shotgun was a bit old, and the shot missed the handle, but the coconut exploded and juice splashed everywhere.

Good news the exploding coconut brought down two coconuts.

Shriya Saran was surprised and said:

"Dear Chu! It's exactly two coconuts. You are a great marksman."

Zhang Kaiwu said as he chopped coconuts:
"This has to do with physics. I estimated the explosion power of the coconut to be just enough to bring down two coconuts, because we can't take more."

Shriya Saran rolled her eyes at him and looked at him seductively. Am I so easy to fool?

Ha ha ha ha ha!
The two drank coconut juice and continued on their journey. They didn't arrive in the town until almost noon.

The people in the town looked at the man and woman curiously, with cold eyes. It was obvious that the people in the village were all Shudras.

These two travelers were obviously Brahmins.

I guess Shriya Saran's estimation based on the map was also her rough estimate, and the distance was definitely more than two kilometers.

The two of them came to the only hotel in the town, but after asking around, they still couldn't find a ride. The hotel was just a run-down house, and they didn't even provide lunch.

Shriya Saran bought some Indian fruits on the roadside and prepared to use them to fight. Zhang Kaiwu couldn't stand it anymore and said to her:
"Wait here for me for a while. Don't come out. I'll go find a means of transportation."

Shriya Saran said worriedly:

"Dear Chu! Don't go to places where there are few people. Our countryside is a bit chaotic!"

Zhang Kaiwu smiled and said:

"Silly girl! That's what I reminded you of. I know."

He quickly ran to a secluded alley nearby, not caring about anything else. He found a deserted place and released the sidecar motorcycle of Officer Wu from the Patrol Department.

I also threw some sausages, canned food and other things into the truck bed to prevent myself from going hungry later.

Ignoring the onlookers in the town, he drove the car to the door of the hotel, shouting:

"Shriya! Hurry up and get in the car and show the way. We are ready to go."

Shriya Saran came out pushing a box and said in surprise:

"Dear Chu! What kind of car is this? It should be a motorcycle, right? How can there be such a strange motorcycle?"

Zhang Kaiwu picked up the box and threw it into the truck bed, saying with a smile:

"Hurry up and get in the car, so as not to waste another day."

Shriya Saran climbed into the truck bed and looked at the strange thing in amazement while pointing the way.

He asked in his mouth:
“Where did you get this car? It looks pretty good!”

This is because you have not experienced war, so you have never seen this artifact!

Zhang Kaiwu smiled and said:

"I bought it! I don't know where the seller got it from, but it just so happens that I can use it. There's something under my feet, you can eat it."

Shriya Saran held the ham sausage and said in surprise:
"This should be something for daily life. Where did you get it? It's not easy to buy in Mumbai!?"

Zhang Kaiwu said teasingly with a smile:

"What I just took out of the denim bag is what I brought."

Shriya Saran rolled her eyes at him.

It didn't take long before we reached the so-called bad road and had lunch with her.

We have entered the southern mountainous area, and the road is indeed more difficult.

Zhang Kaiwu asked her to change her seat and sit behind him. He slowly drove the motorcycle through one big pothole after another.

Because not only can he drive on three wheels, he can also drive on two wheels when the road is narrow.

Amid Shriya Saran's constant cries of surprise, we arrived in Kerala after two light showers and in the afterglow of the sunset.

In the afterglow of the setting sun, the Padmanabhaswamy Temple shines with golden light. Even from a distance, you can feel the wealth!

They were about to enter the city, Zhang Kaiwu stopped the three-wheeled motorcycle, and the two of them started wearing masks, glasses, and scarves.

Shriya Saran proudly said:

"Dear Chu! Isn't the Padmanabhaswamy Temple beautiful and magnificent!?"

Zhang Kaiwu said with a smile:
"Of course! Very beautiful, very beautiful, just like you!"

Shriya Saran smiled and said:

"Dear Chu! Don't ever speak like this in front of others in the future. They will fight you to death. Women here don't have a high status. You can't compare the temple to women."

Zhang Kaiwu rubbed her and said:
"There's no one else here. In my eyes, you're much more beautiful than the temple!"

Shriya Saran quickly covered his mouth to stop him from talking nonsense.

She pointed in a direction and said:
"My home is just behind the temple, less than a mile away."

Zhang Kaiwu rubbed her, covered up tightly, and slowly drove into Kerala.

Especially when they entered the city, the smell became stronger and stronger, and he could only drive his sidecar motorcycle slowly past.

It wasn't a problem with his driving skills. He was afraid of the danger of driving too fast, and accidentally threw Oli off.

Fortunately, we entered the area where the Brahmins lived, and the smell there was much better.

Under her guidance, Zhang Kaiwu turned into the gate of a beautiful manor.

(End of this chapter)

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