Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 105 Lu Zhishen: Follow my lead!

"Shopkeeper——"

Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong tied their horses at the door of the store.

Lu Zhishen rushed into the hotel first, thirsty and shouting at the top of his voice:

"If you have good wine and good meat, just bring it up—

"Why don't you see the master?"

Before he finished speaking, a voice came from inside:
"Come on! Come on!"

A big man walked out from the side of the house.

Liu Gao happened to come in at this time and took a look at him:

Curly's big red beard and big bloodshot eyes!

At first glance, he doesn’t look like a good person!
He was dressed quite simply, with a tattered turban on his head, a tattered vest on his body, and a tattered apron underneath.

The big man with a red beard came out and sang to Liu Gao and the others with a big smile on his face:
"Bow! How much wine would you like?"

Lu Zhishen sat down with his big horse and golden sword, and waved his hand:
"What are you asking?

"If there is wine, just filter it; if there is meat, just cut it!

"I'll pay you back for every shot!"

The red-bearded man refused to go, and said with a smile:
"Don't blame the guest.

"I sell wine here on the mountain. You just have to pay first before you can drink."

"Ah."

Liu Gao waved his feather fan and smiled faintly:
You have to pay first before you can eat, do you think you are Kaifeng food?
Lu Zhishen was too lazy to talk to him, so he took out a piece of silver and slapped it on the table:

"Go, go, go!"

"okay!"

The red-bearded man picked up the silver, glanced at Liu Gao with a forced smile, and walked back to the kitchen.

[Li Li's favorability -10! ]

Good guy!
Liu Gao was also drunk:

I just smiled, but Li Li was so malicious towards me!

He is worthy of being called the “Death Judge”!
The red-bearded judge Li Li thought he had no flaws, but Master Lu had already seen through everything!
Li Licai walked into the kitchen, and the unrestrained Lu Zhishen suddenly seemed like a different person!

He tiptoed to the kitchen door like a thief!

Lu Zhishen pulled at the door curtain and peeked inside with a sly look in his eyes!
After taking a look, Lu Zhishen tiptoed back and whispered to Liu Gao in a low voice:

"Brother, I can tell at first glance that he is not a good person!
"I just saw it clearly!

"That thief scooped up a bucket of wine and sprinkled something into it!
“It’s probably a knockout drug!

"Brother, listen to me, we will pretend to drink later!

"Then faint together and see what happens to him!"

My brother is so awesome!

Liu Gao looked at him again as if he didn't recognize him:

I originally thought that he learned from every failure!
I didn’t expect that Flower Monk has also evolved!

Lin Chong didn't know about the romantic affair between Lu Zhishen and Sun Erniang.

Jiao Ting, however, knew everything, and said with a smile:

"Brother, Gao!"

Lu Zhishen grinned: "Brother, hard!"

Do you want to apply for World Heritage status?

The corners of Liu Gao's mouth twitched twice secretly:

"As you say, we'll follow your lead later!
"That's right, not only can't you drink alcohol, you can't eat meat either!"

What are you playing?

Lin Chong is new here, and although they have a close relationship, they don’t have such a good understanding of each other for the time being.

So Liu Gao, Lu Zhishen, Jiao Ting and the others reached a tacit understanding in the blink of an eye, but Lin Chong was confused:
What the hell?

What the hell do I do based on your wishes?

Just walk into a hotel and suspect that they have drugged you?
No, are you thinking too much?

Due to the lack of common experience, it is difficult for Lin Chong to empathize with Lu Zhishen on this matter.

And Lin Chong was a little bit unwilling to accept it.

If it really is a shady shop, wouldn't Master Lin be able to see it?

How could Lu Zhishen be smarter than him?
Iron is iron, Lin Chong always felt that he was a little bit better than Lu Zhishen in both martial arts and intelligence. So when Lu Zhishen saw that he didn't, he was not convinced:
"Brother, how do you know that it is a knockout drug?"

"certainly……"

Just as Lu Zhishen started talking, he saw Li Li coming out with a bucket of wine and a plate of chopped beef.

So Lu Zhishen coughed twice:

"Of course our northern wine is better!

"Enough, enough power!"

Li Li laughed and said, "Our wine in the south is not bad either!

"Master, you will know once you try it!"

Lu Zhishen laughed and said, "Stop making noise, filter the wine!"

Li Li placed four large bowls and four pairs of chopsticks on the table, and then filtered the wine beside the table, wanting to watch them drink.

"Brothers, let's go!"

Lu Zhishen picked up a full bowl of wine and blinked his big eyes at Liu Gao, Lin Chong and Jiao Ting!

"Go one!"

Liu Gao, Jiao Ting and Lin Chong all picked up their wine bowls, raised their necks heroically, and drank the whole bowl of wine!

Liu Gao is an old hand in this area!
When the wine bowl hits the wall, "bang" almost half of it spills out!
When he brought the bowl of wine to his mouth, his hands shook like he had Parkinson's disease and half a bowl fell out!

When he drank it, he didn't drink it from his mouth, and all the liquid in the bowl spilled onto his chest!

After drinking it, Liu Gao wiped his mouth, let out a sweet "Ha", and gave Li Li a thumbs up:

"Good wine!"

Li Li watched them drink with his own eyes, and then he said happily:

"I'll go get a fruit plate!"

Jiao Ting waved his hand: "Go quickly!"

After preparing another bowl of wine for Liu Gao and the others, Li Li turned around and trotted to the kitchen to get a fruit plate.

"Done! Done!"

Hearing the noise outside, Li Li was delighted and picked up some wild fruits to make a fruit plate.

Before he could bring the fruit plate out, he heard a series of muffled "bang bang" sounds outside!

Yes! Yes!

Li Li smiled and lifted the door curtain to look outside. As expected, Liu Gao and the other four had all fallen down.

The pretty boy is lying on the table!
The fat monk and the blind bear both fell backwards to the ground!

The man with the leopard head, round eyes, swallow chin and tiger beard leaned to one side, his eyes were dull and drooling from the corners of his mouth!

"Ashamed! Ashamed!"

Li Li said to himself with a smile, feeling ashamed:

"I haven't done any business for a few days, and today God sent me these four valuables!
"These two fat ones are enough to feed us for several days!"

Li Li walked to Lu Zhishen while talking to himself, grabbed his feet and tried to drag him in.

But as soon as he bent down and stretched out his hands, the pair of big feet kicked towards him with lightning speed!
"Oh!"

This kick landed right on Li Li's chest!
Li Li shot out like a cannonball!
"boom--"

Li Li's back hit the wall heavily, his eyes widened in disbelief:

"you are not……"

"Wa hahaha!"

Lu Zhishen was very pleased and laughed loudly:

Finally washed away the shame!

Refreshing!

Jiao Ting also laughed and stood up:
"Brother, you really got it right!
"This guy is not a good person!"

Liu Gao also sat up straight and gave a thumbs up with a smile:
"Second brother, I'm counting on you!"

Beautiful!
Lu Zhishen was praised by Liu Gao and Jiao Ting, and looked at Lin Chong happily:

Brother, you should also praise me a little!

However, what he didn't expect was that Lin Chong was leaning on the edge of the table, motionless!
His eyes were dull and drool was flowing from the corners of his mouth!

Good guy!
Are you pretending to be like this?

Lu Zhishen felt inferior and went up to push him:
"Brother, stop pretending..."

Unexpectedly, after being pushed by him, Lin Chong fell to the ground along the table as if he had no bones!
(End of this chapter)