Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 11 Wang Aihu: Brother, please save me——

"Seven long-dong-clangs... seven long-dong-clangs... "

A handsome young man in white jumped up to the ten-foot-high wall and peeked out from the top of the wall:
That scene was huge—

The gongs and drums are noisy, the firecrackers are blasting, the red flags are waving, and there are huge crowds of people!
"It's so lively!"

The young man in white said to himself:

"My brother won't let me go out, so I'll just go out quietly and come back quietly!"

Looking back to see that no one was noticing in the yard, the young man in white put his hand on the top of the wall and jumped out of the yard!

The road was crowded with people, and everyone was looking towards the middle of the road, so no one noticed him.

The young man in white successfully blended into the crowd, and then he realized that he had made a mistake.

He is really too short.

Surrounded by tall and strong men with broad backs and sturdy builds, he looks even more petite and delicate.

How to see the excitement?
The young man in white had big, clever eyes. He took out a handful of copper coins and shouted in surprise:
"Who dropped a penny?"

Although the road was noisy, the voice of the young man in white was sharp and thin, and very penetrating.

So the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and at the same time the young man in white scattered copper coins on the ground!
"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding..."

The copper coin fell to the ground and hit the stone slab, making a crisp sound, which seemed particularly loud in the brief silence!
"Wow—"

All of a sudden, the onlookers around the young man in white all leaned over to pick up the money, and the young man in white took the opportunity to sneak in!

His movements were light and nimble, he dodged left and right, and by the time all the money had been picked up he had already reached the innermost circle.

"Where? Where?"

"That's all you have?"

"Where's the promised one tael of money?"

"The most basic trust between people has disappeared. The world is going downhill!"

The onlookers straightened up with resentment. Those who didn't pick up anything were complaining, and those who did pick up anything were also complaining.

Only two men were different. A clean-shaven man with three wisps of beard said to the big man next to him:
"Brother, this is a great idea!"

The big man next to him seemed to be afraid of the wind, so he wrapped his head tightly, leaving only his big yellow beard exposed.

Hearing this, the yellow-bearded man nodded in agreement:
"This is a good idea. Let's learn from it!"

At the same time, the young man in white finally saw the excitement he wanted to see, but turned his head away in a hurry!
The little face, which was as big as a palm, was originally white and tender, but now it was as red as a ripe cherry!

It turned out that the lively scene was a naked, short and fat man riding on a wooden donkey, rising and falling like a horse!
Fortunately, the young man in white only saw the side and glanced past quickly, avoiding the discordant scene...

What's so cool about this?

The young man in white turned his back to the excitement, his face flushed:

As for being surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside?

Don’t you need to work hard to earn money?
"when--"

At this moment, a soldier with a loud voice struck the gong, attracting attention and shouting:

"This thief is Wang Ying, the leader of the Qingfeng Mountain bandits, nicknamed Short-legged Tiger—

"This thief ignored the king's law and gathered people to rebel——

"Robbery, killing, and abduction of women—

"Local people and visitors have suffered for a long time.

"Fortunately, our Qingfeng Village Chief Liu has come up with a brilliant plan -

"Hua Zhizhai personally took down this thief—"

"Pooh!"

The young man in white, who was about to squeeze out of the crowd, stopped and pouted:
Obviously, all this was done thanks to my brother's efforts, but the biggest credit goes to that corrupt official Liu Gao!
What bad luck!

Then I heard the soldier with the loud voice shout:
"Because he is so cruel and has committed so many evil things, his crimes are unforgivable—

"Liu Zhizhai decided to execute him in public—

"But the death penalty is inevitable, and the living crime is also inevitable—

"Before the execution, Liu Zhizhai first asked about the crime of robbing a woman - "Sentence this thief to be castrated and paraded through the streets on a wooden donkey -

"I will enumerate his crimes to serve as a warning to others—

"From today on, anyone who forcibly seizes a woman will suffer the same fate as this thief—"

"what?"

Although the young man in white was very dissatisfied with Liu Gao, he changed his mind after hearing what the loud-voiced soldier said:

I didn't expect that dog official to have some responsibility...

At this moment, a rude male voice suddenly sounded from the crowd opposite the young man in white:

"Who dropped a penny?"

The young man in white was stunned:
Who is learning from me?

Just now the young man in white shouted once and scattered a handful of copper coins.

But his hands were small and he didn't have much money.

Therefore, not many people among the onlookers actually picked up the copper coins, but instead they were desensitized by the young man in white.

"Again?"

"Anyone who believes this is a fool!"

"Are you teasing a fool?"

The onlookers were cursing and few of them bent down.

The yellow-bearded man was dumbfounded as he held the copper coin:
Why doesn't it work when it's my turn?
……

When Wang Aihu told you about his experiences in the past two days, it was truly earth-shattering and heart-wrenching!

First he was castrated, and then after he was cured he rode on a wooden donkey!
A day of riding is all it takes!
It would have been bad enough if he was just riding a wooden donkey, but there was also a loud voice announcing his crimes, causing the onlookers to spit on him!

While enduring the pain of being torn apart, on the other hand, the onlookers threw rotten eggs and tomatoes at him...

If Wang Aihu hadn’t gotten used to it later, his mentality would have collapsed long ago!
Even so, Wang Aihu has almost reached his limit!

This is really not something that ordinary people can handle!

What supported Wang Aihu to hold on was his deep hatred for Liu Gao!

Wang Aihu asked himself:
What did i do wrong?
I just robbed some passing merchants and used their hard-earned money to buy myself a feast of wine and meat!

I just killed some cows, dug out their hearts and livers and made a hangover soup!
I just forcibly abducted some women and made them...

That's it!

Well, even if I was wrong...

But aren't they at fault?
They clearly knew that there were strong men in Qingfeng Mountain, yet they still passed by Qingfeng Mountain. Don't they deserve to be killed and robbed?

Why do these corrupt officials punish me?
snort!
One day, with a sword in hand...

Wang Aihu was secretly fuming when he suddenly heard a familiar voice, and his body was shocked:
"elder brother?"

His voice had long been hoarse from shouting.

But now it’s different, he sees hope of survival!

Wang Aihu hurriedly looked in the direction of the voice and saw the big man with a yellow beard and a headband in the crowd:
"elder brother--"

Wang Aihu was like a drowning man grabbing a straw, not caring about anything else, just crying:
"Brother, save me."

"Shh-"

Wang Aihu's shout immediately made everyone turn their eyes to the big man with yellow beard!
Straight bitch!
The big man with the yellow beard turned green!
But now that things have come to this, he can only draw his sword and roar:
"The Golden-haired Tiger Yan Shun is here, anyone who stands in my way will die!"

The big man with a yellow beard was none other than Jinmaohu Yanshun, the leader of Qingfeng Mountain.

The clean white man with three tufts of beard is naturally the third leader of Qingfeng Mountain, the white-faced man Zheng Tianshou.

Too hasty!

Zheng Tianshou was caught off guard, but he had no choice but to draw his sword and shout:

"If you don't want to die, get out of here!"

(End of this chapter)