Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 113: Do you want to eat Bandao Noodles or Wontons? [5 more]

"I would like to thank Dalang first!"

The boatman nodded and said awkwardly:
"It's just that my boat is small, and you have more people and horses..."

Right!

Mu Hong slapped his forehead:

This boat is really too small!
If it's just for people, you can carry more, but what about the horses?
"The carriage can be left here at Dalang's place. We will rent another one after we cross the river."

Liu Gao smiled and waved his goose feather fan:
"Father, how about we split into two groups, each with two people and one horse?"

Boatman: “Best!”

"Then it's such a happy decision!"

Liu Gao pointed at Lin Chong:

"Brother, let's go on the first trip!"

Lin Chong had no objection.

So Lin Chong led the horse, carried the load and boarded the broken ship with Liu Gao.

"Crunch - crunch -"

The boatman put the oars on one end and rowed, and the shabby boat drifted slowly towards the center of the river.

Liu Gao sat down in the cabin.

Lin Chong wanted to come over and sit down, but Liu Gao hit him with his goose feather fan:
"Brother, you are so heartless!

"Don't you see that the boatman is old but still rowing hard?"

if not?
Lin Chong was confused:
Isn't that what he does for a living?

Liu Gao said as he drove him out with a goose feather fan:
"Why don't you go and lend a hand to your father-in-law?"

I?
Brother, you think too highly of me!

Lin Chong and Liu Gao looked at each other, and Liu Gao blinked!

Lin Chong was stunned for a moment: "I will go right away!"

The boatman straightened his back, rowed happily, and even sang in excitement:

"I grew up by the river, I'm not afraid of the roof...

"Hey? Hey? What are you doing, sir?
"Don't touch here! It's dirty..."

However, his arms were no match for his thighs, so Lin Chong stood in front of him and forced him to row the boat!

While shaking Lin Chong he said:

"Don't be polite to me, old man!

"Hey? Is your waist okay, old man?"

“Ah, cough, cough, cough…”

The boatman coughed violently and bent down again, still hunched over:
“Guest, you can’t shake!

"Let me do it!"

"It doesn't matter!"

Lin Chong smiled and said, "The scenery here is unique!"

The boatman was stunned for two seconds and looked back at the river bank.

At this time, the river bank was already far away and no one could be seen clearly.

"Hey hey hey..."

The boatman suddenly laughed, his voice hoarse like a crow.

Just as Lin Chong was about to ask him, he dropped the oar and said:

"You two bastards, why do you want to eat flat noodles and wontons?"

Lin Chong was stunned, and then he heard Liu Gao's voice coming faintly from the cabin:
"Don't make fun of me, you old fool!

"Why is it called Bandao Noodles? Why is it Wonton?"

The boatman suddenly took two steps forward, took off his bamboo hat and threw it fiercely into the cabin:

"What the master is playing with you!
"If you still want to eat bandao noodles, I have a knife as sharp as the wind under the stern!

"I won't need to chop you three or five times. I'll just chop you two into the water one by one!

"If you want to eat wontons, you two should take off your clothes!
"Hold each other naked, jump into the river and die!"

Lin Chong took a closer look and found that the boatman was not an old man, but a strong man!
But his method of growing strong is different from that of a strong man like Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen is fat and strong.

But this boatman looked skinny, with lumps of flesh between his bones!
About seven feet tall, with a pair of small triangular eyes with red eyeballs!

A face full of yellow beard and a head full of red hair!
At first glance, he looks like a demon!

No wonder the boatman wore a big bamboo hat that covered most of his face, and kept nodding and bowing, refusing to see anyone.

So vicious!

Liu Gao's voice came faintly from the cabin again:

"Boatman, why are you throwing things around? What if it hits me?"

This voice, why is it so annoying!
The boatman's facial features were distorted to make him look fierce:
"The master is hitting you!
"What nonsense are you talking about? Shut up and get out of here!"

Liu Gao's voice came faintly from the cabin again:

"Brother, he scolded me!"

The boatman had already guessed that Lin Chong had some kung fu skills. He sneered and jumped into the water! So what if he had some kung fu skills?

He has seen a lot of people who have two hands!

As long as he jumps into the water and overturns the boat, even the master will drown!

However, what he didn't expect was that half of his body was submerged in the water, and suddenly he was suspended in mid-air!

In a flash, Lin Chong, who was rowing the boat, grabbed his ankle!
"Come back you!"

Lin Chong exerted force with one hand and pulled the boatman out of the water like pulling a carrot!
"Snapped!"

Lin Chong threw the boatman hard into the cabin!

The boatman was dizzy and dazed after the fall, and a cold light flashed in front of his eyes!
"hiss--"

The boatman couldn't help but gasp!
His eyes were fixed on the crossbow pointed at his forehead like a fighting cock!
[Zhang Heng's favorability -1000! ]

It turned out to be “Chuanhuoer” Zhang Heng!
This guy has no ability and is a heartless and ruthless person!
There is only one good brother, named Zhang Shun!

"The White Shark in the Waves" Zhang Shun!
Liu Gao waved a goose feather fan in his left hand and pointed a crossbow at Zhang Heng's brow with his right hand, and asked in a sickly tone:
"What did you scold me just now?"

"I, I didn't scold you!"

Zhang Heng's facial features twisted and distorted into a flattering smile:

"My Lord, I was just joking..."

[Zhang Heng's favorability -100-100-100...]

"laugh!"

Liu Gao smiled:

"You may not believe this, but I feel that you are filled with deep malice towards me!
“I have a problem!

"Whenever I feel someone is malicious towards me, my fingers start twitching!"

After Liu Gao finished speaking, Zhang Heng looked down in panic:
Sure enough, I saw his finger on the trigger twitching!
Zhang Heng's face turned green:

"Sir, this is a misunderstanding!

"I have nothing but respect for you, my Excellency, and I have no ill will towards you!"

[Zhang Heng's favorability +100+100+100...]

He really has a dog face!

Liu Gao was overjoyed:

"So, are you going to treat us to bandao noodles or wontons?"

Zhang Heng pleaded:
“Don’t dare!
"I am a villain who doesn't know a great man, so just treat it as a fart!

"Let this villain go!"

Although Zhang Heng looked down on himself, Liu Gao looked up to him:
This is a ruthless person who can bend and stretch!

"It's not impossible to let you go——"

Liu Gao retracted his crossbow and pointed at Zhang Heng with his goose feather fan with a smile:

"You must do one thing for me!"

Zhang Heng's eyes lit up:
"Not to mention one thing, even if it's ten or a hundred things, I will obey you!"

……

In the reed marsh by the river, Li Jun and his companions were waiting patiently.

Suddenly, Tong Meng pointed at the river and shouted:

"The ship has stopped! The ship has stopped!"

"The ship stopped?"

Li Jun immediately got out of the cabin and looked around:

Sure enough, a small boat stopped in the middle of the river!

Although it was not clear from a distance, Li Jun knew:

The boat stopped in the middle of the river, so it must be time to take action!
"Hurry up!"

Li Jun hurriedly urged Tong Wei and Tong Meng!

Tong Wei and Tong Meng immediately rowed the boat each and flew away!
"Brother, this time it should be OK, right?"

Tong Wei shook his head and said:

“This is the third time!

"If that doesn't work, let's just smuggle salt..."

"Selling a bird! It doesn't count!"

Li Jun picked up a fork and walked to the bow!

Stand with your legs apart and look as vigorous as a tiger!

Feeling that this posture was too ostentatious, Li Jun stood up and made another move:
“You don’t understand!
"Uncle Liu visited Zhuge Liang three times before he invited him out!

"I also used tricks three times just to meet a wise master!

"After the failure of the previous two attempts, I have confirmed it!

"This Liu Haizhu is a great man of the time!

"So this time, I will definitely be able to become his disciple!"

[Don’t worry, there’s more to come. I’ll write the next chapter now~]

(End of this chapter)