Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 135: Magistrate Cai Jiu: If you dare to talk back to a hero again, I will wipe out your entire family! [3 more]

“Let go! Let go! Let go!”

Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun carried Li Kui together and rushed forward recklessly, looking down on everyone!
The government troops could only give way silently.

Because the prefect said:

"Don't touch a hair of this traitor, or I will wipe out his entire family!"

Wrong!

It’s so frustrating!

They are government troops!

They usually bully others, so when have they ever been bullied like this?

However, no matter how aggrieved he felt, he could only step aside silently and watch Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun carry Li Kui to Liu Gao.

"elder brother!"

When Liu Gao turned around, he saw Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun!

And the "prey" they are carrying on their shoulders!
[Zhang Heng's favorability +3000! ]

[Zhang Shun's favorability +3000! ]

[Congratulations to the master and Zhang Shun for becoming "inseparable friends"! ]

"Brothers!"

Liu Gao grabbed Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun with both hands!
The two brothers were also covered in blood and had arrows stuck in their bodies!
Obviously, they also experienced life-and-death struggles!

And there is Li Kui!
Li Kui, who was carried by Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun, was hit by countless arrows!
Like a hunted black bear!
Liu Gao wanted to say a few more words to Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun, but Li Kui's behavior frightened him:

"What happened to Tie Niu?"

Liu Gao was shocked!

Li Kui's eyes were closed and he was unconscious, and his body was full of arrows, which made it very easy to be misunderstood!
"Brother, I knocked Tieniu unconscious!"

Lu Zhishen hurriedly explained, but Liu Gao was even more confused after his explanation:
"Why did you knock him out?"

In this life-and-death situation, when the enemy outnumbers us, what is the operation to kill one of your teammates first?
"He was so bloodthirsty that he couldn't tell friend from foe..."

Lu Zhishen could only give a metaphysical explanation.

Li Kui's appearance at that time is really difficult to explain scientifically.

Liu Gao thought this was very scientific. After all, in the original novel, Li Kui was often so angry that he would kill anyone he saw...

Although Li Kui was knocked unconscious by Lu Zhishen, the fact that he was riddled with arrows was real!

Besides, Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun are all covered with wounds and need medical treatment immediately!
Liu Gao snatched the machete from Zhang Heng's hand, turned around and put the knife to the ear of Prefect Cai Jiu:
"Doctor!
“I want the best doctor in the city!
"One stick of incense time!
"In less than an incense stick, I want one of your ears!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

The smell of blood choked Prefect Cai Jiu so much that he almost vomited, and the blood flowing down his ears made him even more frightened:
"Doctor--

"The best doctor in the city—

"Are you all deaf, damned bastards?

"I said the best doctor in the city -

"In less than an incense stick of time, you will all die—

"Go to hell——"

Prefect Cai Jiu screamed at the top of his lungs!

The military commander hurriedly sent a battalion of soldiers to capture the doctor.

"Show mercy!"

The military commander decided to use his eloquence to persuade the rebels:

"What's your name, good man?"

Lu Zhishen proudly introduced:

"My elder brother is known as 'Little Xuande' Liu Neng in Jianghu!
"Liu Neng Liu Haizhu!"

Liu Neng Liu Haizhu?
The military commander frowned:
Never heard of it!

But he committed such a big crime as soon as he debuted, and was even able to subdue two fierce bandits, Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong!
The military commander attached great importance to Liu Gao and immediately used his eloquence to say:

"Liu Haizhu, maybe you don't know!
"The prefect is the son of Grand Tutor Cai!

"If you dare to touch a hair on his head..."

"Pfft!"

Liu Gao chopped off the governor Cai Jiu with a knife and asked:

"What did you say?
"Louder, I can't hear you!"

"Ow—"

Prefect Cai Jiu was stunned for two seconds before he realized that he had been chopped, and he immediately howled like a ghost:
"brute!
"shut up!
"If you dare to talk back to a hero again, I will wipe out your entire family!"

Military Commander: (ノ益)ノ彡┻━┻

I'm just saving you for no reason! The military commander's face turned pale and he said nothing:
If you love to cut your ears, cut your ears. If you love to cut your Kunba, cut your Kunba!

If you say one more word, I will be sent to the palace!

However, he did not speak, but Magistrate Cai Jiu refused to let him go, crying like rain and cursing:
"brute!
"Why hasn't the doctor come yet?

"Why don't you send someone to urge them!
"The incense stick is almost here!
"If you don't come, I will wipe out your entire family!"

Military Commander: ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

I just sent someone out to look for it!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hurry your mother!
The military commander dared not speak out his anger, and could only vent his anger on the little soldier:
"You guys are deaf!

"Didn't you hear what the prefect said? Why don't you hurry up and urge him?"

So they first sent a battalion of soldiers to capture the doctor, and then sent another battalion of soldiers to urge the battalion in front...

Not to mention the little soldiers, even the military commander was holding back his breath!

As the saying goes, either die in silence or pretend to be dead in silence!

The military commander originally wanted to use a trick:
For example, using your eloquence to persuade Liu Gao!
For example, set up a trap to capture Liu Gao, and then exchange hostages...

But now the military commander didn't want to think about anything:
Go to hell!

Destroy it quickly!
tired!

However, Liu Gao did not give him the chance to play dead, and put his broadsword on the younger brother of the prefect Cai Jiu:
“My brother is hungry!

“Cut ten pounds of beef for my brother!

"Another jar of Yuhu Spring Wine!

“I want the Pipa Pavilion!

"One stick of incense time!

"quick!"

"Hurry up!"

Prefect Cai Jiu was frightened out of his wits!

He took in thirty-six new wives, so he still had thirty-five wives left!
Isn't this making them widows?

"Ten pounds of beef—"

Prefect Cai Jiu screamed hysterically:
"I also want a jade pot of spring wine -

"The Pipa Pavilion's——

"quick--

"In less than an incense stick of time, you will all die—"

numb!

Even the military commander wants to join Liu Gao's side!
The military commander had no choice but to yell at the troops:

"What are you all standing there for?
"Go quickly!"

It has to be said that the life of Magistrate Cai Jiu is precious, and soon teams of government troops came to escort the doctor back!
As soon as these doctors arrived, they got busy and treated Li Kui, Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong and others.

Another group of government troops brought good wine and meat.

Lu Zhishen was like a rain after a long drought, he just caught it and ate it!
"Wait!"

Liu Gao stopped him.

He gave the Military Commander a meaningful look, then poured the wine for Prefect Cai Jiu:

"Come!

"My husband, have a bite first!"

Good guy!
The military commander broke out in a cold sweat:
Fortunately, after being scolded by Prefect Cai Jiu, I was tired and numb!

If the wine was drugged and Prefect Cai Jiu got something bad from drinking it, his entire family would be wiped out!

First, he gave Prefect Cai Jiu a bowl of wine and then stuffed a piece of beef into his mouth. Liu Gao finally felt relieved.

"Eat it!"

As soon as Liu Gao opened his mouth, Lu Zhishen started fighting with his cheeks clenched!
What a voracious eat!

The soldiers nearby were all crying with envy:

Oh my God!

What sin did we commit when we served in the army!

We worked hard all night, so why should you eat while we watch?
"It's weird!"

Liu Gao was drinking and replenishing his blue pills when he suddenly heard the doctor who was treating Li Kui sigh:
"I have never seen..."

Liu Gao felt nervous:
"how?"

Doctor: "...such a thick-skinned person!"

Liu Gao: (_)
(End of this chapter)