Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 137 Liu Gao: I'll show you a magical performance! [1 update]

"How dare you scold my elder brother!"

Lu Zhishen snorted coldly:
"Who do you think you are?"

I knew it……

The military commander looked up at the night sky with empty eyes:
I knew that if they didn't die, I would be the one to die...

This was the last regret of the Military Commander.

Then he just died straight in front of everyone!

"hiss--"

Everyone couldn't help but gasp!
Especially those who have faced Lu Zhishen’s terrifying government troops!

Is this Nima still a human being?

Thousands of officers and soldiers involuntarily took a step back at the same time!
I’m afraid that Lu Zhishen will expose me in public again!
They saw with their own eyes that Lu Zhishen was running out of energy!
I also saw with my own eyes that Lu Zhishen was covered with bruises!

It's only been a short while and Lu Zhishen is full of energy again!

He can also kill the military commander from a distance!

Thousands of officers and soldiers could not help but have the same thought in their minds:
This flower monk cannot be killed!
What is the oil running out, what is the wound all over the body!
fake!

It's all fake!

The immortal monk!

The unstoppable leopard head!
Lin Chong was lucky enough to be a member of the group with Lu Zhishen, and his fame spread throughout Jiangdong!

Prefect Cai Jiu's whole body twitched violently twice!
Then the whole person withered like an eggplant hit by frost...

Although Prefect Cai Jiu was scared to death before, he was somewhat looking forward to it with the Military Commander by his side.

Or maybe it could be said that he was surrounded by his troops, so even though he was in Liu Gao's hands, he still had some confidence in his heart.

But then Prefect Cai Jiu discovered:
It turns out that the confidence he thought he had was nothing in the eyes of others!

"puff!"

Just let it go!
Peeing again?
Liu Gao smelled a bad stench.

He glanced at the crotch of Prefect Cai Jiu and curled his lips in disdain:

He can’t drink much, but he urinates a lot!

Although the military commander is dead, it is still the same to find the three chariot drivers even without him.

Soon, the troika arrived.

The first carriage was driven by Zhang Shun and his wife, and Zhang Heng was the driver.

The second carriage was driven by Lu Zhishen and Li Kui, master and apprentice, with Lin Chong driving.

The third carriage was drawn by Liu Gao, Dai Zong, and Prefect Cai Jiu, with Jiao Ting driving.

It was still the prefect Cai Jiu who led the way, and the three carriages left in a dignified manner amid the welcome of the government troops...

This is what a man should do!

For some reason, when they saw Liu Gao and his men parading through the city, the government troops couldn't help but feel admiration for them!

The names of Little Xuande Liu Neng, Flowery Monk Lu Zhishen, and Leopard Head Lin Chong were thus established!

Although Liu Gao looks weak and powerless, his methods make people even more frightened!

"Get out of here—

"All of you, get out of here—"

Prefect Cai Jiu shouted at the top of his lungs to clear the way, and when he was about to leave the city gate, he tremblingly asked Liu Gao:

"My good man, look how sincere I am and how well I behave!
"Let me go once you leave the city..."

Prefect Cai Jiu's self-proclaimed status was downgraded to a lower level, which can be said to be very humble.

Liu Gao patted his big face with a smile.

The big cheeks of the prefect Cai Jiu are big, round and elastic, and they feel better than his butt when he takes a picture of them:

“It’s really sincere and the performance is good.

"How about this, you ask them to go to Wuwei Army to pick up the people after the first cockcrow tomorrow.

“After the first cock crows, it means after the first cock crows.

“As long as the cocks haven’t finished crowing, they are here to collect the bodies.

"Understand?"

"I understand! I understand! I understand!"

Magistrate Cai Jiu was filled with mixed feelings, and hurriedly leaned against the window and shouted:

"After the first cockcrow tomorrow -

"Come to Wuwei Army to pick me up -

"It must be after the first cockcrow—

"If you arrive before the cock has finished crowing, I will kill your entire family—"

We really owe you!

All the officers and soldiers were silent:
If we weren't afraid of being killed, we would have gone there before the first cockcrow!

Liu Gao added: "Also, don't let them follow!

"If anyone follows you, I'll chop off one of your fingers!
"If there are two of you following me, I'll chop off two of your fingers!
"No limit!"

"what?"

Prefect Cai Jiu hurriedly clung to the window and shouted heartbreakingly:

"Don't follow--

"Whoever follows me will be killed—"

We are so fucking cheap!
Some government troops originally wanted to show off, so they followed the carriage as far as they could.

I didn't expect that Prefect Cai Jiu would say it so decisively.

They immediately retracted their steps and closed the city gates:
Damn it, I love you so much!
Prefect Cai Jiu has placed all his hopes on Liu Gao.

The main reason is that Liu Gao said not to kill the person in charge, so he didn't kill the person in charge.

Prefect Cai Jiu felt that Liu Gao was a trustworthy man.

Of course, Liu Gao also intends to create this character.

Little Xuande certainly kept his word and never went back on his words.

But Magistrate Cai Jiu couldn't help but ask:
"Good man, why let them go to Wuwei Army..."

Liu Gao smiled: "What do you think?"

Prefect Cai Jiu was stunned for a moment, then he opened his eyes wide in disbelief:
Could it be that he was going to take revenge on Huang Wenbing?
After causing such a big commotion in Jiangzhou City tonight, you actually want to take revenge on Huang Wenbing overnight?

Revenge never takes overnight...

……

"Zi'er——"

Huang Wenbing took a sip of the wine happily, pulled a maid over, and slipped the salted pig's trotter into her skirt.

"Master, don't..."

The maid's reluctance to accept the invitation made Huang Wenbing even more interested:
"I'm really angry right now, you know that?"

Then you're on fire!

The maid was full of expectation:

Don’t just talk and don’t practice!

"Hey hey hey..."

Huang Wenbing told her proudly:
"My Lord, I have done the prefect a great favor today!
"The prefect will introduce me to the Grand Tutor later!

"If the Grand Master gives me a hand, I will be in heaven!"

At this point, Huang Wenbing heard someone ringing the night watch: "It's the second watch, the bandits must have been caught by now!

"I will cross the river to visit the prefect tomorrow morning!

"What gift should I bring to my husband this time..."

While talking about Huang Wenbing, he flirted with the maid.

At this moment, the concierge suddenly ran in breathlessly:

"Master, the prefect has arrived!"

“Get out!

"Whoever arrives, let him..."

Huang Wenbing, whose interest was interrupted, became furious!
But he soon reacted:
"Come back!

"Who did you say arrived?

"Mr. Prefect?"

After repeated confirmation, Huang Wenbing smiled and danced with joy:

"God has finally opened his eyes!
"The prefect's personal presence will surely bring great benefits!

"quick!

"Go and greet them!"

Huang Wenbing pushed the maid away and ran out!

After running two steps, Huang Wenbing suddenly became stiff!

The maid who originally thought she was going to turn things around was confused:
"Master, are you not going to greet the prefect?"

"Oh no, my stomach hurts!"

Huang Wenbing bent down with a look of distress, holding his stomach:

"Go and take your husband to the study first!

"I'll come after I clean my hands!"

When the maid heard this, she said: What a good opportunity!

That’s the prefect of Jiangzhou!
Instead of hooking up with Huang Wenbing, an old silver coin, it is better to hook up with the prefect!

It’s done in one step!
So the maid ran out in a hurry.

Just then, Prefect Cai Jiu came in with a few servants.

The maidservant did not know Prefect Cai Jiu.

But she recognized the servant who was walking in front and holding a lantern for Prefect Cai Jiu.

Huang Wenbing would bring this servant with him every time he visited Prefect Cai Jiu.

So the maid hurried over to greet him:

"Sir, my master is not feeling well, so he ordered me to welcome him!

"Please follow me, sir!"

"Humph!"

Prefect Cai Jiu was very unhappy:
“This Huang Wenbing usually flatters me in every way, but he refuses to greet me in person!

"How arrogant!"

The maid was frightened by what Prefect Cai Jiu said.

A pale-faced scholar behind Magistrate Cai Jiu grabbed her:
"My husband is angry!

"Tell me quickly, where is Huang Wenbing? Why didn't he come to greet him?"

The maid was already frightened out of her wits and said hurriedly:
"My master has a stomachache and will come after he washes his hands!"

"Severe abdominal pain?"

The pale-faced scholar's face darkened:
"My husband doesn't believe it!
"Take me to him now!"

what?
I believe it!

Prefect Cai Jiu was stunned for a moment, then his face was filled with anger:

"right!

“I don’t believe it!
"Take my people to find him!"

How could a maid dare to disobey Prefect Cai Jiu?
What's more, she also knew that Huang Wenbing had been licking Prefect Cai Jiu!
So the maid hurriedly took the handsome scholar to find Huang Wenbing!
However, Huang Wenbing was not there!

The toilet bowl is empty!
"Where are they?"

Prefect Cai Jiu glared at the maid and asked her.

The maid was so frightened that she burst into tears:

"I really don't know..."

"Take your men and search everywhere!"

The pale-faced scholar gave orders and assigned the servants behind Magistrate Cai Jiu:
"Block the door, don't let him escape!"

The maid looked confused:
No, who is the prefect?

Besides, why would my master run away?

Prefect Cai Jiu was also confused and asked the pale-faced scholar cautiously:

"Good man, why is he running?"

The pale-faced scholar was Liu Gao, who smiled playfully:
"This 'wasp sting' is quite something!"

Originally Liu Gao thought it would be easy to catch.

Only now do I realize that Huang Wenbing is actually a smart guy!
There are not many smart people in the world of Water Margin, especially among the 108 heroes of Liangshan, few of them have any brains.

So when Liu Gao finally met someone with brains, he couldn't get used to it.

"Little lady!"

Liu Gao hesitated for two seconds and asked the maid:

"Is there any place for your master to go in this Wuwei Army?"

"no!"

The maid shook her head subconsciously.

After thinking about it carefully, I shook my head:
“…I really don’t have this!”

You must know that Huang Wenbing is rampant in the village and is dedicated to harming people!

Even his own brother cut off contact with him!
Where else could he go?

Soon, Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, Li Kui, Jiao Ting, and Dai Zong all came back to report:
"I have searched everywhere, but I can't find him."

"In that case——"

Liu Gao smiled and walked towards the toilet calmly:
"I'll show you a magic trick -

"Become a living person!"

After saying that, Liu Gao went up and kicked the toilet over!

"boom--"

The toilet fell to the ground and rolled out!

The toilet lid fell off, revealing a human head!
"Ahhh-"

The man's head was sticking out of the toilet, but his body was inside, rolling around on the floor along with the toilet!

Good guy!
Heavy taste!
Everyone couldn't help but cover their noses and mouths, looking at that person's head with disgust:
It's so fucking disgusting!

The maid opened her eyes wide in disbelief:

"Lord, master?"

(End of this chapter)