Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 141: An Daoquan is greedy and lustful, Huang Wenbing is inhumane [2 more]

Zhang Shun originally wanted to rush in and yell at An Daoquan:
I didn’t expect you to be such a miracle doctor!

But remembering Liu Gao's instructions, Zhang Shun endured it and automatically developed the peeping skill.

Taking advantage of the dark night and strong wind, Zhang Shun sneaked into the brothel and successfully found a suitable angle for peeping.

I just saw An Daoquan and Li Qiaonu, a pair of adults, hugging each other, drinking and lounging.

An Daoquan is very infatuated with Li Qiaonu, and he specifically tells today's story to show his affectionate personality:
"To be honest with you, Qiaonu!

"Today a patient from Shandong came to visit me. We got along really well. I wish we had met too late!
"His illness requires long-term treatment. I am willing to pay one hundred taels of gold per year to invite me to Shandong to treat him!"

"hiss--"

Li Qiaonu's big watery eyes widened:

"One hundred taels of gold, why don't you go?"

"I originally wanted to go..."

An Daoquan deliberately kept the question a secret, then raised Li Qiaonu's pointed chin:

"But when I think of you...

"If I went to Shandong, wouldn't you feel empty and lonely?

"For you, let alone a hundred taels of gold!

"Even if it's one thousand taels! Ten thousand taels!

"I will never go there either. I will just stay in Jiankang Mansion and accompany Qiaonu every day!"

"My lord is so nice!"

Li Qiaonu cooperated and threw herself into An Daoquan's arms.

Of course, Li Qiaonu actually didn’t believe in any punctuation marks.

If a client brags in front of poultry and the poultry believes it, wouldn't they become livestock?

Whether she believed it or not, it did not affect Li Qiaonu's coquettish expression as she bit An Daoquan's chest:
"Even if you go, I don't want you to go!

"If you go, I will curse you to pieces!"

You are so sexy!

An Daoquan laughed out loud, completely bewitched by Li Qiaonu:
"Hahahaha! No, no, no!"

At the same time, Zhang Shun wished he could swallow this woman in one gulp.

Of course, it is impossible to swallow it.

Zhang Shun was neither Wang Aihu nor Sun Erniang, so he just quietly retreated.

Zhang Shun left the city before the gates were closed and went to the hotel where Liu Gao was staying to report the news.

When Zhang Shun rushed to the riverside hotel, he heard waves of strange cries coming from the guest room!

A waiter with a pointy head was eavesdropping. When he saw Zhang Shun coming, he walked away with a strange smile on his face.

What the hell?

Zhang Shun pushed open the door and saw——

The spring scenery in the garden cannot be contained, a group of black dates are growing out of the wall!

Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, Li Kui, Zhang Heng, Dai Zong and other big men were all naked!

Some are lying, some are sprawled out, some are lying down, all lined up in a row on the big bunk bed!
Liu Gao and Jiao Ting were so busy that they were sweating all over!
"hiss--"

Zhang Shun couldn't help but take a breath of manliness:
What are you doing?
"Come in and close the door!"

Liu Gao called Zhang Shun:

"Don't just stand there like an idiot. Come over and lie down with me!"

Zhang Shun quickly closed the door.

They quickly stripped off their clothes and lay down in formation on the big bunk bed.

They were all wounded in the battle of Jiangzhou.

Liu Gao took the medicine from An Daoquan to change their dressings.

As Liu Gao applied the ointment to Zhang Shun's arrow wound, Zhang Shun couldn't help but let out a strange cry:
“Ah—

"Brother, be gentle..."

While applying ointment to him, Liu Gao asked:

"Brother, what's the result?"

"Ugh--"

Zhang Shun sighed:

"Don't mention it, I really misjudged him!

"I didn't expect him to be such a lecher!"

That's it!

When Zhang Shun said this, Liu Gao had already guessed it:

An Daoquan must have gone to Li Qiaonu to buy sex!

It's expected and reasonable.

After all, in the original novel, An Daoquan took Zhang Shun to see Li Qiaonu.

A widower was so obsessed with a famous prostitute that he even brought his brother to meet her!
What does this mean?
This shows that An Daoquan wants to collect buses!

However, although Li Qiaonu is a famous prostitute in Jiankang Prefecture, her fees are no lower than those of famous prostitutes in Tokyo!
In the original novel, the river-intercepting ghost Zhang Wang went to find Li Qiaonu, because Li Qiaonu was serving An Daoquan. Zhang Wang said to the pious woman:

"I have ten taels of gold, which I will give to my sister to make some hairpins and rings.

"How can I make it easier for him to have sex with me?"

You have to spend ten taels of gold and still be humble to the pious old woman!

After spending real money, you still have to kneel down and prostitute!
That’s all, you still have to wait in Grandma Qian’s room!
After An Daoquan fell asleep, Li Qiaonu came to meet him privately!

One can imagine how much money An Daoquan had to spend on this prostitute trip!
It's really price gouging!

"You guys are so unhappy!"

At this time, Li Kui couldn't help but interrupt:
"If uncle lets me go, I will kidnap that miracle doctor and leave!

"What can he do?"

"Snapped!"

Lu Zhishen, who was lying next to him, slapped him on the back of the head:
“How can you offend a miracle doctor?
"Silly bird!
"The person you must not offend the most when traveling in the martial arts world is a doctor!
"You never know when you'll have to ask him for help!"

Li Kui: (@﹏@)~
Huang Wenbing happened to be there, and after hearing about this, he laughed and said:

“What’s so difficult about this?
"I only need to use a little trick to make that miracle doctor obediently follow us to Shandong!"

While applying ointment to Zhang Shun, Liu Gao asked:

"What's the plan?"

"Snap——" Huang Wenbing opened the folding fan!
He originally wanted to use a goose feather fan, but Liu Gao had already used it.

Huang Wenbing had no choice but to settle for the next best thing. He began to analyze while waving his folding fan:
"Since An Daoquan accepted the master's gold, it means he is not a person who regards money as dirt!"

"wrong!"

Zhang Shun retorted:

“Although An Daoquan is lustful, he is not greedy for money!

“He took the gold to use it on his brother!

"He wants to arrange a medicinal bath with natural treasures for his brother, such as century-old ginseng, thousand-year-old ganoderma lucidum, and ten-thousand-year-old snow lotus..."

"Do you believe what he said?"

Huang Wenbing sneered:
"He said he used natural materials and treasures, so he used natural materials and treasures?

"There are so many medicinal dregs in the medicinal bath. Can you tell which one is a hundred-year-old ginseng, which one is a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and which one is a ten-thousand-year-old snow lotus?"

Zhang Shun was very angry. After all, An Daoquan was his old friend for many years.

“Why don’t you believe it?
"An Daoquan is a miracle doctor!"

"A divine doctor won't lie?"

Huang Wenbing curled his lips:
"He also said that he was a little tired and wanted to rest early?

"Didn't you just turn around and go to the academy?
"I'm afraid he's having a good time right now!"

Zhang Shun: ヘ(__ヘ)
Huang Wenbing said proudly after easily dealing with Zhang Shun:
“Don’t treat him as a god just because he’s a miracle doctor!

"He is a human being, and as a human being he has seven emotions and six desires!
“Greedy for money, and lustful!
“Lust is even greater than greed for money!
"So we just have to start with Li Qiaonu!
"Then we can make An Daoquan obediently follow us to Shandong!"

Seeing that Liu Gao had no objection, Huang Wenbing clasped his hands together and said:
"Master, let me handle this matter!

"I will definitely do it beautifully!"

"I can leave it to you."

Liu Gao wanted to test Huang Wenbing:

"I only have one request, don't let An Daoquan suffer any injustice!
"He is a doctor. We brothers travel the world fighting and killing each other, so we will definitely need An Daoquan often!"

Huang Wenbing bowed and said, "I'll save that!"

Zhang Shun curled his lips.

He knew everything about An Daoquan, but he couldn't handle it, so how could Huang Wenbing handle it?

In fact, he, Zhang Heng, Dai Zong and Li Kui all lived in Jiangzhou, so they naturally knew the name of Hornet Sting.

They were all dissatisfied with Liu Gao's acceptance of Huang Wenbing.

He just didn't want to disobey Liu Gao's wishes.

Seeing Huang Wenbing boasting, Zhang Shun winked at Zhang Heng, Dai Zong, Li Kui and the others:

Just wait and see!

Zhang Heng and Dai Zong had the same idea, so they looked at Zhang Shun and smiled.

Only Li Kui glared:
"What are you?"

Zhang Shun: (_)
……

The next day.

Huang Wenbing, Dai Zong and Zhang Shun appeared at Li Qiaonu's brothel and handed a silver ingot to the pious woman:
"This is a reward for you. Please come out and speak, my beauty!"

Good guy!
The pious old woman took the silver and her eyes lit up:
How inhumane!

This ingot of silver weighs at least ten taels!
If it were Li Qiaonu, she wouldn't even look at the ten taels of silver!
But these ten taels of silver are a reward to her pious mother-in-law!

She was just helping Li Qiaonu arrange customers!

For passing on a message, she would be rewarded with ten taels of silver. Qian Po instantly felt that she and Huang Wenbing had hit it off!
In a moment, Huang Wenbing saw Li Qiaonu:

"I've long heard that there is a beauty in Jiankang Prefecture named Qiaonu!
"One smile can conquer a city, another smile can conquer a country!

"After seeing her today, I found her to be as beautiful as the moon and as beautiful as the flowers. Her reputation is well-deserved!"

Li Qiaonu covered her mouth and laughed:

“Thank you for the compliment!”

“It’s not an exaggeration!”

Huang Wenbing opened his folding fan with a swish and looked at Li Qiaonu with a smile:
“I am a businessman from Shandong!

"I have never seen a beauty as stunning as you in Shandong!
"If Qiaonu went to Shandong to open a bank, wouldn't the rich and powerful in Shandong be willing to spend a fortune just to make Qiaonu smile?"

Li Qiaonu was overjoyed when she heard this:

"The guest is joking!"

So there was a cloud and rain...

After the lovemaking, Huang Wenbing told Li Qiaonu seriously:
"Qiaonu, come with me to Qingzhou!"

Li Qiaonu snuggled in Huang Wenbing's arms and said with a sweet smile:

"What's the benefit of me going to Qingzhou with you?"

"To be honest, I'm not a businessman!"

Huang Wenbing was talking nonsense to Li Qiaonu very seriously:

"I will soon take up the post of Qingzhou Tongpan!"

In fact, Li Qiaonu didn’t believe it at first, but Huang Wenbing had too much of an official aura.

When Huang Wenbing put all his genuine qualifications in front of her, Li Qiaonu had to believe it.

Because everything about Huang Wenbing is so real!

This is not something a charlatan can pretend to be!
"Come with me to Qingzhou!"

Huang Wenbing painted a rosy picture for Li Qiaonu:
"I will open the largest brothel in Shandong for you and make you the most beautiful courtesan!

"With my support, you don't have to be afraid of anyone!"

Li Qiaonu was moved at that moment!
Her business in Jiankang Prefecture was going well, the only problem was that she had no backing.

In fact, the most important thing for poultry farmers is a backer.

Without support, no one will support you, and without support, you will never become famous.

Li Qiaonu is confident in her natural beauty, but she has no backing, otherwise wouldn't she be more beautiful than Li Shishi and Zhao Yuannu?
Now that Huang Wenbing had brought it up, he took out one hundred taels of gold to give her as a reward for her writing in order to show his sincerity.

In addition, a husband and wife are bound by a hundred days of grace, and Li Qiaonu was originally a domestic animal, so she was persuaded by Huang Wenbing at that time.

Nestled in Huang Wenbing's arms, Li Qiaonu said coquettishly:
"If I go, my lord, please love me!"

"That's natural!"

Huang Wenbing laughed:
Tonight, it’s settled!
[Don’t worry, there’s more to come]

(End of this chapter)