Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 154: Lu Zhishen: Want to trouble me again? [1 more]

Good guy!
You are worthy of it!

Liu Gao didn't know what to say:

In the original novel, Lu Zhishen was going from Mount Wutai in Shanxi to Tokyo in Henan.

As a result, he went to Taohua Mountain in Shandong and beat Zhou Tong up.

Liu Gao even suspected that Lu Zhishen was going to the particularly hot Tokyo.

This time, Lu Zhishen volunteered to be a human navigator.

Liu Gao couldn't bear to hurt Lu Zhishen, so he gritted his teeth and agreed to let the Water Margin's number one idiot about direction be the leader.

As a result, he was brought to Hujia Village.

If I had known this earlier, I would have gone with Lin Chong!
Actually, Lu Zhishen wasn’t too obsessed this time, after all, we were still in Shandong…

Dai Zong didn’t know where Hujia Village was, Li Kui didn’t know either, and Lu Zhishen knew even less.

Among the four, only Liu Gao knew, so Liu Gao reminded Lu Zhishen:

"Brother, did you take the wrong path..."

Lu Zhishen asked the waiter again: "How do I get from Hujia Village to Yizhou?"

The waiter scratched his head and said, “I don’t know.

"I just heard from passing merchants that Yizhou is heading east..."

Lu Zhishen thanked the waiter and told Liu Gao confidently:

"That's right!
"Just go east and you'll arrive!"

Liu Gao: ヘ(__ヘ)
OK!

If you say it’s right, then it’s right!

Liu Gao secretly vowed that he would never let Lu Zhishen be a human navigation again.

Oh, by the way, there is also Yang Zhi!
"Brother."

Dai Zong glanced at the corner and gently touched Liu Gao.

Liu Gao looked at him and Dai Zong winked at him.

Liu Gao turned his head and saw dozens of good machetes stuck in the corner of the wall!

After two seconds of silence, he deliberately asked:

"Is this a shady shop?"

"Black shop?"

Lu Zhishen jumped up suddenly as a reflex!

He grabbed the waiter and glared at him, saying:

"Want to turn my house upside down again?"

The waiter was about to cry:
"No, no, it's not a black shop..."

PTSD!
It’s all Sun Erniang’s fault!
It's been so long and the stress reaction is still so strong!

One can imagine how much psychological harm Sun Erniang caused to Lu Zhishen!
Liu Gao was just about to speak when there was a sudden "clang" sound of metal clashing beside him!
It turned out that Li Kui knocked the two big axes together, stared at them with his eyes wide open like a replica of Lu Zhishen, and shouted:

"My uncle said that you are a shady shop, and you still dare to say it's not?"

The waiter almost peed:
"Please spare my life, my dear, please spare my life—"

"Shut up and listen to me!"

Liu Gao was also drunk.

I was just testing them. If I let these master and disciple continue, it would become robbery!
Liu Gao's words were very effective, and Lu Zhishen and Li Kui both shut up.

Liu Gao asked the waiter with a gloomy face:

"You're not a black shop, why do you hide so many knives in your shop?"

After saying that, Liu Gao pointed to the corner.

When Lu Zhishen saw this, he became even more excited and grabbed the waiter by the neck:

"Pick the bird!
"The evidence is irrefutable, and you still dare to say that this is not a shady shop?"

The waiter was going crazy:
“It’s really not a black shop!

"These are all left here by the three heroes of the Zhu family. It has nothing to do with me..."

"The Three Heroes of the Zhu Family?"

Lu Zhishen stared and asked: "What kind of bird is that?"

The waiter said tremblingly:
"My good men, you are from the martial arts world, how come you don't know the names of the three heroes of the Zhu family?
"The high mountain ahead is called Dulong Mountain.

"There is a towering hill in front of the mountain called Dulong Hill.

"There are three hills in front of Dulonggang, with three villages lined up.

"In the middle is Zhujiazhuang, to the west is Hujiazhuang, and to the east is Lijiazhuang.

"Zhu Chaofeng, the grandfather of Zhujiazhuang, had three sons, known as the 'Three Heroes of the Zhu Family'.

"The eldest son is Zhu Long, the second son is Zhu Hu, and the third son is Zhu Biao.

"The three villages made a life-and-death vow, united in purpose, and will help each other in good and bad times.

"We are afraid that the heroes of Liangshan Lake will come to borrow food, so the three villages are preparing to resist them.

“Because my shop is at the entrance of the village, the three heroes of the Zhu family divided their swords and placed them under the eaves to prevent thieves.

"I am afraid that if I put the broadsword on display, it will scare the guests, and I am also afraid that if I don't put the broadsword on display, I will be questioned by the three heroes of the Zhu family.

“So I usually hide this row of machetes in the corner.

“If the three heroes of the Zhu family come to check, then put the Pudao under the eaves.

"Unexpectedly, a few good guys saw it!
"Good man, our shop is well-behaved and it's really not a shady shop..."

The waiter spoke very convincingly, and it didn't sound fake.

Lu Zhishen, Li Kui, and Dai Zong all looked at Liu Gao:

Brother, what do you think?
Liu Gao: "So, this is all a misunderstanding?"

"Misunderstand!
"Big misunderstanding!"

The waiter quickly caught it:
"My dears, I have no ill intentions towards you!
"Please spare my life, sir!"

"You misunderstood, too."

Liu Gao smiled and waved his hand:

"We are not heroes, we are just passers-by, traveling together.

"Because you hid many machetes here, I misunderstood you as a gangster, so I used violence against you to protect myself.

"Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved..." The waiter blinked his eyes:

"Then...it's alright?
"We...ignorance is not blame?"

Liu Gao laughed:
"Ignorance is not a crime!"

Lu Zhishen then put the waiter down and helped him straighten his wrinkled collar:
"Shopkeeper, you'd better hide the machete behind you!

"If you meet someone impatient, you might lose your life!"

Is there anyone more anxious than you?
The waiter was also drunk, but he still had to nod and bow repeatedly and say yes while he prepared wine and food for Liu Gao and the others.

As soon as they saw the waiter enter the kitchen, Lu Zhishen and Li Kui immediately followed him on tiptoe.

Two big bald guys were standing by the kitchen door, one on the left and one on the right!

Peeping inside furtively!
Then he tiptoed back and sat down. Lu Zhishen lowered his voice and told Liu Gao:
“Eat with confidence!”

Liu Gao smiled.

Unexpectedly, Lu Zhishen developed this habit and passed it on well...

A plate of beef was served, and Liu Gao and his friends were enjoying the meal when suddenly two more guests came in.

This is a hotel, and it's normal for guests to come in.

What was abnormal was that these two guests left so many empty tables and chairs without sitting on them, but walked next to Liu Gao and the others.

In fact, Liu Gao had a sharp eye. As soon as the two guests came in, he had been glancing at them out of the corner of his eye.

At this time, Liu Gao looked up and saw that the two guests, a man and a woman, looked quite similar.

male--

Tall and handsome.

female--

She has skin as white as jade and looks like a lotus, with a natural character.

The golden armor is brilliant, the scales are fluttering, the silver is seeping through the red silk headband.

The slender jade hands hold two precious swords.

Such a heroic figure, with charming eyes and alluring looks, is worthy of being picked.

A fine horse is galloping before us, and the frosty blade is as sharp as the wind, ready to chop all the officers and soldiers into pieces.

Her powdered face was covered in dust, her battle robe was soaked with sweat, and murderous aura rose from her chest and armpits.

The soldiers were distraught, the enemies were frightened, and the female generals were unique among them.

Returning victorious, a faint smile appeared on his cheeks.

This is the description of "Yi Zhang Qing" Hu Sanniang in the original novel.

Liu Gao took a closer look and found that Master Shi was too conservative.

Hu Sanniang's appearance is even better than Pan Jinlian, and more importantly, she is heroic and energetic!
To put it in an analogy, Pan Jinlian is like a seductive vixen.

Hu Sanniang is a domineering rouge tiger!
Although Liu Gao had never seen Hu Sanniang before, he knew it was her the first time he saw her.

A woman like her is rare in the world!

As female generals, Hua Yueniang and Pang Qiuxia are both good, but they seem too young in front of Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang's nickname is "Yi Zhang Qing"!
In Liu Gao's opinion, ten feet was a bit exaggerated, but it was definitely more than eight feet!
Even Lu Zhishen is not as tall as Hu Sanniang!
Those long legs are even longer than Liu Gao’s life!

It’s just that!

Moreover, at this time, Hu Sanniang had not yet been forced to marry Wang Aihu.

There is still light in her eyes!
At that time, Liu Gao felt that he had done the right thing.

Although Wang Aihu was not killed, he was castrated in advance.

From now on, I will be the only one who can cuckold Wang Aihu. There is no chance that Wang Aihu can cuckold me.

If Liu Gao guessed correctly, the man who looked somewhat similar to Hu Sanniang should be Hu Cheng.

Hu Sanniang's brother is Hu Cheng, also known as the Flying Tiger.

I just don’t know what Hu Cheng and Hu Sanniang’s intention was in standing by and staring at them after they came.

Li Kui glared at him and said, "You two are staring at me..."

"cough--"

Lu Zhishen's cough was like the thunder of a tiger or leopard, making the entire hotel buzz!
"Amitabha--"

Li Kui's body trembled, and he quickly put his hands together, with a solemn look on his face:
"What advice do you two donors have?"

"puff--"

Hu Sanniang originally wanted to lose her temper with her eyebrows raised and eyes wide open, but this turn of events made her laugh like a pig.

No, it's like peach blossoms in full bloom, so gorgeous and tempting!
Despite this unexpected turn of events, Fei Tianhu Hu Cheng was still shocked.

He is not as carefree as his sister.

When Hu Sanniang first appeared, she really had the spirit of a newborn calf that is not afraid of a tiger!
You say she is a female general, it was her first time to go into battle, after defeating Wang Ying she fought Ou Peng, after defeating Ou Peng she fought Ma Lin, after defeating Ma Lin she fought Lin Chong...

She really doesn't care who her opponent is or how many opponents there are!
It doesn't even matter whether the opponent is human or not!
Just one word and do it!

As for Hu Cheng, in the original novel, the blood-thirsty Li Kui killed Zhu Long and Zhu Biao with a chop, and then he came to chop Hu Cheng!
Seeing that the situation was not good, Hu Cheng actually rode away in panic!

After walking for a while, we arrived at Yan'an Prefecture!

As a result, his entire family was killed by Li Kui!

Didn’t Hu Cheng expect that his whole family would be killed?
It can be seen from the fact that he fled to Yan'an Prefecture without looking back that he knew Li Kui would go on a killing spree!

But in order to save his own life, Hu Cheng fled without looking back!

He has never even fought with Li Kui!
If he fights Li Kui twice and then runs away after losing, it's fine. But if he doesn't fight at all and just runs away...

I can only say that he is really a coward!

Compared to his own sister, Hu Sanniang, he is simply a coward!

So even on his own territory, Hu Cheng still greeted Liu Gao and the others cautiously and politely:

"My name is Hu Cheng, and people in the martial arts world call me 'Flying Tiger'!
"This is my sister Sanniang, known in Jianghu as 'Yi Zhang Qing'!
"What are your names, gentlemen?"

Just as Lu Zhishen was about to speak, Li Kui shouted triumphantly:
"Have you heard of the Flower Monk Lu Zhishen?"

When he said this, Hu Cheng was immediately shocked and bowed hurriedly:
“It turned out to be Master Lu in person!
"Disrespect, disrespect!"

The news of Lu Zhishen causing trouble in Tokyo had long been spread all over the world, but the news of his causing trouble in Jiangzhou had just been reported.

Two consecutive major events made Lu Zhishen the most popular star in the world!

Hu Cheng was scared half to death, but Hu Sanniang next to him suddenly had her eyes lit up and she held down the Sun and Moon swords at her waist with both hands!

[I had already coded this chapter, but when I was about to publish it, my computer suddenly went black. It was a holiday and I couldn't find anyone to fix it. I called customer service but it was useless. I wasted a lot of time and had no choice but to restart the computer. As a result, most of the chapter was gone and I had to re-code it. I was devastated. Please comfort me...]

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