Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 156 Lu Zhishen: Damn, I hate people who pretend to be cool! [12000 recommendation votes plus more]

If it were in the past, Lu Zhishen would have thought the same:
So what if there's something fishy going on? Just beat him until he bleeds from all seven orifices!

At most, I thought a little more than Li Kui did, such as how to pick up the bucket and run away after being beaten until blood came out of all seven orifices...

However, sleeping with Liu Gao's feet touching for a long time gradually opened up Lu Zhishen's mind and taught him to think.

"cough--"

Lu Zhishen coughed and Li Kui shut up.

Everyone watched Lu Zhishen playing with the Buddhist beads with his eyes closed.

I saw Lu Zhishen playing the beads faster and faster, until sparks flew from the beads!

Liu Gao was just about to persuade Lu Zhishen to stop playing when Lu Zhishen suddenly opened his eyes wide, which scared Liu Gao instead.

"Shopkeeper!"

Lu Zhishen did not rush to answer Liu Gao, but instead called the waiter over to ask:

"Do you know anything about the ring?"

Because of Hu Cheng's attitude, the waiter became more respectful to Lu Zhishen:
"Master, I have been to see it."

Lu Zhishen asked again: "Do you know why the arena was set up?"

"I know a thing or two, so please don't blame me if I'm wrong, Master!"

Most waiters are chatterboxes, and this one is no exception:
"Zhujiazhuang, Hujiazhuang, and Lijiazhuang are all in Dulonggang, and they have formed an alliance, which is a good thing.

“But Zhujiazhuang wants to be the leader, and Hujiazhuang and Lijiazhuang are not convinced.

“So Zhujiazhuang, Hujiazhuang, and Lijiazhuang joined forces and set up a fighting arena.

"Whichever family is the final winner will become the leader of the alliance.

"Zhu Biao from Zhujiazhuang has never come down since he went up there.

“Tomorrow is the last day.

“If Zhu Biao is still standing on the ring at sunset, he will have won.

"Within three years, Hujiazhuang and Lijiazhuang will all follow Zhujiazhuang's lead.

"Come back and compete again in three years..."

Lu Zhishen asked, "Have Hu Cheng and Hu Sanniang ever competed with each other?"

The waiter shook his head and sighed: "It was the first day!"

Li Kui interrupted: "Who won?"

The waiter looked at him as if he were an idiot.

He said nothing, just shook his head like a rattle.

The disciple’s IQ has been exposed!

Lu Zhishen rolled his eyes at Li Kui and asked again:

"Since three families are competing for the title, can outsiders also enter the arena?"

The waiter then spoke:
"able!

“This is not only a fight for the leader of the alliance, but also Zhu Chaofeng wants to make a name for his son!

"Master, didn't you hear him say 'punch the East and West Capitals, kick Hebei and Shandong'?

"Any hero from the two capitals, Hebei and Shandong, can join the arena!

"As long as we defeat the three heroes of the Zhu family, Zhujiazhuang will burn this big flag!

“Not only will I no longer be the leader of the alliance, I will never use this banner again!
"If no one can defeat the Three Heroes of the Zhu Family within three days, the name of the Three Heroes of the Zhu Family will be known!"

"I see!"

Lu Zhishen asked again: "Where do they get such confidence?"

"Master, you don't know!"

The waiter said: "The three heroes of the Zhu family have been practicing martial arts since they were young, and Zhu Chaofeng paid a lot of money to hire a teacher for them!
"Called 'Iron Rod' Luan Tingyu!

"This man has the courage of ten thousand men. This is their confidence!"

"Iron Rod Luan Tingyu?"

Lu Zhishen frowned and thought for a moment:
“I’ve never heard of this person!
"Does this man really have the courage of ten thousand men?"

The waiter: "Nothing..."

Having asked almost all the questions, Lu Zhishen sent the waiter away and then answered Liu Gao:
"Brother, Hujiazhuang definitely doesn't want Zhujiazhuang to be the leader, so they are here to provoke me to fight in the ring tomorrow!

"They want to take advantage of me!"

Liu Gao was very pleased:

The second brother has grown up again! I couldn't help but check Lu Zhishen's attribute panel again, and sure enough:

【Intelligence: 57】

Liu Gao was very moved to see that he had grown so much in such a short period of time:

It’s not in vain that I sleep so soundly every night!
Dai Zong gave a thumbs up in complete conviction:
"Master, Shezha!"

Ever since Li Kui shaved his head, he looks exactly like Lu Zhishen.

Dai Zong judged people by their appearance and always thought that Lu Zhishen and Li Kui had similar IQs.

Now I realize how far off it is.

Li Kui was scratching his big bald head with his thick fingers that looked like a small rolling pin:
"Master, you're not going to fight anymore?"

"beat!

"Why not fight?"

Lu Zhishen sneered:
“I don’t care who becomes the leader!

"I just can't stand people bragging!
"I made a big fuss in Tokyo and Jiangzhou, but I never said I would punch the two capitals in the east and west, or kick Hebei and Shandong!

"He is just a local rich man, his hair hasn't even grown out yet, and he dares to say he can punch the two capitals and kick Hebei and Shandong?"

I knew you would say that!

Liu Gao had long seen through Lu Zhishen. He loved to show off, but he hated people who showed off the most!
When he killed Zhen Guanxi with three punches, Lu Zhishen said:
"I first joined the old General Zhong, and became the Inspector of the Five Routes of Guanxi. It is not in vain that I am called the Zhen Guanxi.

"You are a butcher who sells meat, a dog-like person, and you are also called Zhen Guanxi!

"How did you deceive Jin Cui Lian?"

So the question is, Lu Zhishen was clearly standing up for Jin Cui Lian!

Why are all people talking about how Zheng Tu was called Zhen Guanxi?

Jin Cui Lian only occupies the last sentence!
It is hard not to doubt Lu Zhishen's motives...

Uprooting a weeping willow tree is also evidence. Li Si clearly told him to climb up, but he still insisted on pulling the tree out!
If you say he doesn't like to show off, Liu Gao doesn't believe it...

Liu Gao did not stop him from showing off, nor did he object to him getting annoyed by people who showed off.

Because Lu Zhishen has this ability!

Having the ability but not showing off is like walking in the night in fine clothes.

What's more, Liu Gao also hates people who pretend to be cool.

In addition, it is in Liu Gao's interest to keep Zhujiazhuang, Hudiazhuang and Lijiazhuang in disarray.

Although Liu Gao was only the governor of Qingfeng Village, he had more than just Qingfeng Village in his eyes...

"let's hit."

Liu Gao expressed his support and said:
"Second brother, don't underestimate the enemy."

Zhu Long and Zhu Hu are of average strength.

Zhu Long was defeated in a one-on-one duel with Qin Ming after ten rounds.

Zhu Hu and Mu Hong fought for thirty rounds without a clear winner.

These two battle records are nothing compared to Lu Zhishen!

As one of the three heroes of the Zhu family, Zhu Biao is different!

He shot down Li Ying with one arrow, and fought with Hua Rong for more than ten rounds without a clear winner!
There was a mystery behind Li Ying being shot by an arrow, but it was true that Hua Rong failed to defeat Zhu Biao after more than ten rounds of fighting.

Zhu Biao's performance was better than that of Hu Sanniang, who was captured alive by Lin Chong in less than ten rounds.

Luan Tingyu was known to be braver than ten thousand men. He fought with Qin Ming for more than twenty rounds but was unable to determine the winner, so he fled in panic.

Then he used a trick to capture Qin Ming, which made his performance seem inadequate.

But because he taught a disciple who could fight with Hua Rong for more than ten rounds without a clear winner, this achievement is similar to Lin Chong's.

Lin Chong's disciple Cao Zheng could also hold off Yang Zhi for twenty to thirty rounds.

So it’s really hard to say how strong Luan Tingyu is!

"Brother, don't worry!"

Lu Zhishen confidently patted his pectoralis major:

"I'll fight in the ring tomorrow, and then we'll continue on our journey!"

……

The next day, Liu Gao, Lu Zhishen, Li Kui and Dai Zong got up when they heard the loud gongs and drums outside.

Only after Lu Zhishen had eaten and drunk his fill did Liu Gao and the others leave the hotel and head for the Dulonggang arena.

(End of this chapter)