Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 16 God has mercy on me, someone finally wants me!

No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to find anything, and it won't take any effort at all!
Liu Gao was very happy to see Jiao Ting bow down:
If I'm not mistaken, Jiao Ting came to join him!

The shameless Jiao Ting is probably the easiest hero to subdue among all the Liangshan heroes!

Because no one wants him!
Before Jiao Ting went to Liangshan, no force was willing to take him in even though he came there eagerly!

People in Shandong and Hebei call him the Shameless Jiao Ting, it seems he has quite a reputation!
But if you think about it carefully, this means that Jiao Ting has completely lost face in Shandong and Hebei!
In the original novel, if it wasn't for the coincidence that he defeated Li Kui, Jiao Ting would have no idea how long he would have drifted...

Although Jiao Ting is only a local evil star and even ranks only 98th among the 108 heroes of Liangshan, he actually has real skills!
His ancestors have made a living by sumo wrestling for three generations. His most famous achievement is that he defeated Li Kui in a fight and convinced him!
You should know that Li Kui ranks 22nd among the 108 heroes of Liangshan!

Compared with Li Kui, Jiao Ting should not be ranked ninety-eighth!
Putting Li Kui aside, why did Iron Fan Song Qing deserve to be ranked seventy-sixth?

Song Qing is in charge of banquets in Liangshan. He is neither good at literature nor martial arts and has not made any contribution. Why is he above Jiao Ting?

Isn’t it because he is Song Jiang’s younger brother?

So the stone tablet with the ranking of the Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiends that Song Jiang dug out from the ground three feet deep in Liangshan Mountain was -

all fake!

It has the same meaning as "The great Chu rises, and Chen Sheng becomes the king" and "Don't say the stone man has only one eye, for once this thing appears, the whole world will rebel"!
It's just that Song Jiang did it too clumsily. He wanted to win people's hearts and appoint people based on personal connections...

"Brother, please stand up!"

Liu Gao quickly helped Jiao Ting up with both hands, and took a look at Jiao Ting:
As expected of a sumo wrestler!
This general grid looks just like a blind bear!
"My husband, I am Jiao Ting!"

Jiao Ting introduced himself like pouring beans out of a bamboo tube:
“He was originally from Zhongshan Prefecture, and his family has been sumo wrestling for three generations.

"I have no face in my life, and I can't find anyone to show my affection to.

“People in Shandong and Hebei call me the shameless Jiao Ting.

"I recently heard that there is a mountain in Qingzhou called Qingfeng Mountain.

"There are three leaders on the mountain. The first leader is Yan Shun, the Golden-haired Tiger; the second leader is Wang Ying, the Short-legged Tiger; and the third leader is Zheng Tianshou, the White-faced Young Master. They are all heroes of Shezha!
"That's why I wanted to join the group at Qingfeng Mountain..."

Good guy!
The corners of Liu Gao's mouth twitched twice secretly:

No wonder no one wants you no matter who you turn to!

You are so fucking honest!
If Liu Gao hadn't traveled through time, but was the original owner, he would have been labeled the leader of the Qingfeng Mountain bandits and sent to the state to collect the reward!

But then again, in the original novel, Jiao Ting was not in Qingfeng Mountain, so it is conceivable that he was also rejected...

Hua Rong's expression changed immediately, and the silver spear that was originally held in one hand was now tightly grasped in both hands!
From now on, if Jiao Ting makes a mistake in saying a word or punctuation mark, he will be attacked!

"but--"

It was also Jiao Ting's fate that he should not die. Jiao Ting changed the subject:
"I passed by Qingfeng Town today and stopped here to stay. I heard that you have captured Wang Aihu with your clever trick!
"Originally, I wanted to find a chance to rescue Wang Aihu..."

"Shh!"

Hua Rong's eyes instantly became as sharp as a knife, and the tip of his gun, shining with cold light, pointed at Jiao Ting intentionally or unintentionally!

"However--"

Jiao Ting changed the subject again:
"After hearing about Wang Aihu's crimes, I am ashamed to be associated with him!
"Yan Shun and Zheng Tianshou came to rescue Wang Aihu. I hesitated again and again in the hotel but finally gave up!

“This has allowed me to see your husband’s unparalleled kindness and righteousness!

"I have the audacity to seek refuge with you, sir!
"If you don't mind, I'll be your vanguard!"

After saying that, Jiao Ting bowed to Liu Gao again!
He attacks people everywhere, and he is so skilled at it that it makes people feel distressed!

too difficult!
Jiao Ting is really too difficult!

At the beginning, Jiao Ting was very ambitious, always thinking that he could become the second in command or something as soon as he joined the gang!

In the end, even the guys couldn't get in...

Repeated rejections and setbacks gradually made the burly man's eyes lose their luster.

After wandering for half a lifetime, Jiao Ting no longer has any demands. He is grateful to have a place to settle down.

Although he mustered up the courage to surrender once again, Jiao Ting actually had no confidence at all.

He's used to being rejected.

So Liu Gao didn't answer immediately, Jiao Ting quickly saved his face by saying:
"My husband is busy now, I am sorry for being rude!" "If I come at the wrong time, I will leave now!"

Of course Liu Gao couldn't refuse.

He only has Hua Rong as his subordinate now, and he is short of people!

Regarding Jiao Ting, he only wanted to say one thing:
"No, you came at the right time!"

Am I right?
Jiao Ting couldn't believe his ears and looked up at Liu Gao's face in disbelief!

"Brother Jiao Ting!"

Liu Gao lifted up Jiao Ting with both hands, full of joy:

"From today on, you are my brother!"

Oh my god!

At this moment, Jiao Ting's eyes were moist:

Someone wants me!
God is merciful, finally someone wants me!

[Jiao Ting's favorability +100+100+100......]

[Congratulations to the host and Jiao Ting for becoming “inseparable friends”! ]

He really... I cried to death!

Liu Gao tightly grasped Jiao Ting's hands, which were shaking as if he had Parkinson's disease:

“Don’t worry, brother!

"As long as I have food to eat, you will have food to eat!"

"elder brother!"

Jiao Ting's eyes filled with tears:

After wandering for half a lifetime and experiencing all the bitterness of life, is it finally time to get sweet after all the suffering?
After receiving Jiao Ting, Liu Gao was satisfied, but he felt as if he had forgotten something...

It was not until he saw the wooden donkey standing stubbornly in the sea of ​​blood and corpses that Liu Gao finally remembered:
"No, where is Wang Aihu?"

Li Tuzi asked all the soldiers in the village, and finally came back sweating profusely to report to Liu Gao:
"Maybe he escaped..."

"Escape?"

Liu Gao looked strange:
He's a newly castrated man who's been riding a wooden donkey for two days. How can he escape?
Isn’t it that Wang Aihu is so perseverant?
Baldy Li hung his head in dejection: "He really ran away...

"Maybe he took advantage of his small size and escaped during the chaos..."

Wang Mazi, who came over with Zheng Tianshou, smiled. He thought he had no credit and was quite worried.

It turned out that Baldy Li had no credit, and Wang Mazi felt balanced all of a sudden.

"Hang it to the top of the flagpole!"

Liu Gao casually arranged for Zheng Tianshou:

"I want to kill a chicken to scare the monkeys!"

……

"come out!"

Hua Rong returned home, sat with his legs spread out, and let his wife Cui change his clothes.

Suddenly, he heard some noise. Hua Rong closed his eyes and shouted without turning his head:
"What? You dare not take the responsibility?"

"Who said I dare not take responsibility for what I do?"

The young man in white, who had changed back into women's clothing, pouted and came out from behind the pillar, trying to get away with it:
"Brother..."

"Humph!"

Hua Rong glared at her:
"When you disguised yourself as a man and climbed over the wall to escape, did you remember me, your brother?"

(End of this chapter)