Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 183 Lu Zhishen: I will call you the Tiger-Slaying Arhat! [2 more]

"Mom, there's a tear on your trouser leg. I'll ask someone to mend it for you."

Li Kui held my mother's hand and said.

"Madam, don't move."

Dai Zong took four armored horses and tied them around the legs of Li Kui's mother.

Li Kui said again: "My God, Tie Niu still has work to do!
"I will send my men to take you to my house first!"

"what?"

Li Kui's mother was a little panicked:
"My son, how far is it to your house?

"When will you come back to accompany your mother?"

"It's not far, not far. We'll be there in two steps!"

Li Kui comforted his mother:

"The Iron Bull will be here in half a month at most!"

"Oh……"

Li Kui's mother finally felt relieved.

Dai Zong grabbed Li Kui's mother's hand and muttered something!

"call--"

Dai Zong blew on Li Kui's mother's legs, then pulled Li Kui's mother away!

"Shh-"

Liu Gao and the others stared in amazement as Dai Zong dragged the old lady away at lightning speed!

"Dean Dai is truly a god!"

Liu Gao raised his thumb vigorously and looked at Li Kui's mother's white hair dancing in the wind, feeling very envious!

"Ouch-"

Li Kui's mother was blind, so she couldn't see the rows of houses and trees on both sides in front of her falling backwards!

But I can hear the sound of wind whistling in my ears!

Li Kui's mother was very surprised:

"Why is the wind so strong?"

"Yes, old lady, maybe it will rain soon!"

Dai Zong just made up a story, since the old lady couldn't see it anyway.

"My legs and feet..."

Li Kui's mother was surprised and said:

“I’m not this flexible normally, but today it feels like someone is pushing me!

"Walking briskly yet effortlessly..."

"Madam, you feel happy when something good happens!"

Dai Zong laughed out loud!

The two of them seemed to be just taking a leisurely stroll, but how could one step be more than three meters long?
Li Kui's mother was very happy:
"If that's the case, it won't hurt to take a few more steps!"

……

It would be fine if Li Kui's mother followed Dai Zong. Liu Gao got on the carriage again and let Li Kui drive away.

Lu Zhishen and Hu Sanniang each rode a horse, following on the left and right, and could chat with Liu Gao along the way.

Chatting and laughing, the four of them unknowingly arrived at the foot of a mountain.

Li Kui recognized the road and said, "This mountain is called Yi Mountain!

"It's still early, Uncle, Master, let's go over the ridge and find an inn!"

Liu Gao and his men naturally had no objection, but the mountain was too high and steep for a carriage to go up, so they had to sell it.

Lu Zhishen and Hu Sanniang had no choice but to dismount and lead the horses.

The four of them climbed up the hill step by step.

I don't know how long I walked. Liu Gao pursed his lips, feeling dry in the mouth, and couldn't help but say:
"So thirsty..."

When Liu Gao said this, his body trembled!
He suddenly remembered that this ridge could be the place where Li Kui's mother was buried in the original novel?
Liu Gao could no longer remember the name of the mountain where Li Kui's mother was eaten by a tiger.

But he remembered the plot. If he guessed correctly, the four tigers killed by Li Kui were on this ridge!
Li Kui heard this and said, "I am also feeling smoke and fire coming out of my throat!

"Wait here while Tieniu goes to find water."

At this time, they had already reached the top of the mountain. There was a large bluestone next to the pine trees in front. Li Kui asked Liu Gao to sit on the large bluestone:

“Iron Ox goes looking for water!

"Uncle, Master, you stay here and don't move!"

"Wait!"

Liu Gao called Li Kui and said while looking around:

"I heard from the store owner that there are big insects on this mountain..."

"really?"

Lu Zhishen was already a little tired, but when he heard about the big beast, he jumped up as if he had been injected with chicken blood, picked up the iron Zen staff and said:
"I'm going to look for the big insect!
"Brother, you guys stay here and don't move!"

Hu Sanniang's eyes lit up and she drew out her Sun and Moon swords:

"Let's go together!"

"Everyone, stand still!"

Liu Gao was also drunk:

One of you goes to fetch water, two of you go to fight the tiger, and I am left alone!

Wouldn’t I become Li Kui’s mother’s substitute?

"Tie Niu, stop fetching water!"

Liu Gao stood up and patted his butt:
"Let's go find the big bug together, and then we can have barbecue after we kill it!"

"Best brother!"

When Lu Zhishen heard this, he was very happy:

"Hahaha! I want to fight the big insect too!
"My fourth brother is called 'Tiger-beating Tai Sui'!
"I just want to change my nickname. How about calling myself 'Tiger-beating Arhat'?"

"Second brother, no matter what, you are still a disciple of Buddhism!
"It's better to avoid the 'Subduing Tiger Arhat'!"

Liu Gao was also drunk.

However, the monk Lu Zhishen has never rung a bell for even a day, and he bought his identity.

When he was in Mount Wutai, he slept while others were meditating and drank while others were eating vegetarian food!
When they are free, they demolish the pavilion halfway up the mountain; when they are busy, they pee and poop in the Buddhist temple!
Even two of the clay statues of King Kong at the foot of the mountain gate were knocked down from the pedestal!

Even the King Kong has been knocked down, so why is he still afraid of the "Subduing Tiger Arhat"?
"It doesn't matter!"

Lu Zhishen laughed out loud:
"Brother, sister, Tieniu, let's go find the big bug now!"

"Let's go!"

Li Kui has been ready to fight!

So Li Kui held two axes in front, Lu Zhishen led the horse and Liu Gao walked in the middle, and Hu Sanniang was the rear guard.

The tiger's lair in Liu Gao's memory was not far from the large bluestone under the pine tree, so he asked his brothers to look for it slowly around it.

Sure enough, after searching for a short distance, I saw a big hole between the huge rocks!

Liu Gao's eyes were sharp as torches. He spotted the large hole at a glance and pointed it out to Lu Zhishen and the others:
"Look, there's a hole!"

Lu Zhishen was overjoyed: "It must be the nest of insects!
"Brother, sister, please help me watch over my mount!
"I'll kill the big beast and then I'll be back!"

"Master, Tie Niu is going too!"

Li Kui picked up two big axes, like an old bachelor who went to a foot massage parlor for the first time, his eyes spitting fire!
"Brother, I want to go too!"

Of course Hu Sanniang refused to guard the mount, and followed with the Sun and Moon swords in hand, but was stopped by Liu Gao!
"Sister, my brother doesn't know martial arts!"

Liu Gaojunzi Tandan said:
"You should stay and protect me!"

"Hey!"

Seeing Lu Zhishen and Li Kui excitedly rubbing their hands and crawling into the big cave, Hu Sanniang stomped her boots anxiously:

Brother Liu Haizhu is really holding us back!

She had already thought it through. When the tiger pounced on her, she slid under the tiger!
And used a knife to cut open its stomach, and its internal organs fell to the ground!
This is the secret method of beating tigers that Lu Zhishen taught her. It is said to be effective!
Unfortunately, Liu Gao held her back. Hu Sanniang thought that in the future she would have to find a man with strong martial arts skills.

For example, Brother Liu Haizhu, although he has a handsome face, he is usually pleasing to the eye.

But when something happens, it really holds you back!

Hu Sanniang angrily put the knife back into the sheath. Just as she was about to make a sarcastic remark, a gust of wind suddenly blew up beside the tree!
The fallen leaves were blown down like raindrops!
It has been said since ancient times: Clouds come from dragons, and winds come from tigers!
Where the wind blew, under the blood-red setting sun, a white-browed tiger with hanging eyes suddenly jumped out with a loud roar!

But see:

There was a roar like thunder, and his eyes opened wide with lightning.

He wagged his tail to bully Cunxiao, and brandished his claws and bared his teeth to bite Di Liang.

(End of this chapter)