Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 249 Liu Gao: Hu Yanzhuo, don't touch me! [1 more]

"General Huyan, it's getting dark..."

Liu Gao slumped in the carriage, leaned his arms on the window, and shouted weakly outside.

[Hu Yanzhuo's favorability -1-1-1...]

He and Li Yuhou could no longer sit still in the carriage.

I don't know how many positions I changed after tossing and turning.

Hu Yanzhuo was always riding on a horse.

Facing the direction of Liangshan Lake, you can see the view like a statue.

I haven't peed from morning to night!
Even the black horse under his crotch that was kicking snow had peed several times!

The horse manure behind his buttocks also piled up into a small hill...

Liu Gao is really impressed by Hu Yanzhuo's kidney!

I am really impressed by his butt!
But this won’t work!
"Why don't we send someone to take a look..."

Liu Gao was really nervous.

He always had a bad feeling, as if something unexpected was going to happen...

"Yes, General Huyan!"

Li Yuhou couldn't help but help Liu Gao put pressure on Hu Yanzhuo:
"It's not that I don't believe you!

“Mainly, we want to know what stage we have reached!

"After all, all the gold and silver obtained from suppressing bandits must be handed over to the national treasury!"

[Hu Yanzhuo's favorability -1-1-1...]

Good guy!
Liu Gao was also drunk:

He threatened you, so what's the use of deducting my favorability?
Hu Yanzhuo sighed. He could not bear the consequences of Li Yuhou's words.
"Someone, come and row over to take a look!"

Fortunately, they also reserved a smallest boat for use as a communication vessel.

Liu Gao's eyes rolled:
"Shunzi, you should go and take a look too!"

Just as Zhang Shun was about to go over, several sailors had already grabbed the boat:
"It's full, there's no room left!"

As they spoke, several sailors rowed the boat away in a panic, for fear that Zhang Shun would get on board.

Hu Yanzhuo raised the corner of his mouth.

However, what he didn't expect was that Zhang Shun took a few steps back, took a running start, and dived into the water!

Then, like a big white fish, it broke through the waves underwater and shot forward like a shuttle!
"Shh-"

The big white fish flew past the boat so fast that it looked like a turtle in comparison...

Hu Yanzhuo suddenly turned around and asked the navy:

"Is there anyone among you who can swim that fast?"

No one in the navy dared to respond.

Of course they all knew how to swim, but no one could do it as fast as Zhang Shun.

"waste!"

Hu Yanzhuo was so angry that he slapped the horse on the head!

The slap made his black horse, which was kicking snow, neigh...

[Hu Yanzhuo's favorability -1-1-1...]

Good guy!
Are you so narrow-minded?

Liu Gao was also drunk. He didn't know how much pressure Hu Yanzhuo was under right now...

I don’t know how much time has passed.

Hu Yanzhuo's butt was so numb that he had no feeling at all!

My waist feels like it's breaking!
My bladder is about to explode...

But he still gritted his teeth and persevered!

Because he is a general!

Originally, he absolutely trusted Han Tao and Peng Qi.

He specifically recommended these two to Gao Qiu.

But a day passed, they arrived at Liangshan Lake in the morning, and now the sun is setting...

What about people?

Hu Yanzhuo also became uneasy.

He still chose to believe Han Tao and Peng Qi, and turned back to question Liu Gao:

"County Magistrate Liu, are you sure the Liangshanpo rebels really starved for half a month?

"You can't even lift the knife?"

"General Huyan, what do you mean?"

Liu Gao's face darkened:
“I trust my people absolutely!
"You should be questioning your people now!"

"impossible!"

Hu Yanzhuo said categorically:
“I also absolutely trust my people!

"Nothing will happen to my people!" "So it's my problem?"

Liu Gao showed no fear:

What's wrong with you being able to fight?
I am a civil servant!
My background is Gao Qiu!

"Both!
"Please give me some face, both of you!"

Li Yuhou quickly came out to smooth things over:
"The battle situation ahead is unclear, we can't fight among ourselves!"

Hu Yanzhuo and Liu Gao glared at each other!

However, under pressure from Li Yuhou, Hu Yanzhuo still endured it.

"Humph!"

Hu Yanzhuo turned his face away and kicked Xuewuzhui with his legs!
Kicking the snow, Wuzhui ran forward along the lakeside:

"I'll go check out the front!"

What's good to see ahead?

Liu Gao looked around and saw nothing:

Does this guy want to go to the bathroom?
Unexpectedly, when Hu Yanzhuo ran a few dozen steps, Zhang Shun had already returned, popped his head out of the water and shouted:

"Oops! Something happened!"

Straight bitch!
Hu Yanzhuo took a deep breath, turned his horse around, and galloped back at full speed:
"What happened?"

Zhang Shun came ashore dripping wet and wiped his face:

"Sir, the boats have been rowed away by the rebels!
"All the sailors are dead!
"Those two generals and their infantry are jumping up and down and cursing on the golden beach!"

"What did you say?"

Before Liu Gao could say anything, Hu Yanzhuo was already getting anxious!

Hu Yanzhuo jumped off his horse and grabbed Zhang Shun:
“Why was the boat rowed away by the rebels?
"Haven't the rebels been starving for half a month and can't even lift a knife?"

Zhang Shun instinctively tried to break free from Hu Yanzhuo's big hand, but he didn't expect that Hu Yanzhuo's big hand was like a pair of pliers!
There's no way to get free!

"Snapped!"

Liu Gao grabbed Hu Yanzhuo's little finger and bent it in the opposite direction!
Hu Yanzhuo couldn't help but let go of Zhang Shun!
"hiss!"

Hu Yanzhuo's eyes widened in disbelief:

This guy looks weak, but he actually has great brute strength!
Liu Gao held the goose feather fan in his right hand, and pried open Hu Yanzhuo's hands with his left hand, looking at Hu Yanzhuo with a smile:
“General Huyan, my people are just ordinary people!
"Let's talk it out, don't do anything!"

Hu Yanzhuo: (≡⊙ｏ⊙≡)

[Hu Yanzhuo's favorability -10+20-10+30...]

[Congratulations to the master and Hu Yanzhuo for becoming "acquaintances"! ]

[Zhang Shun’s favorability +2000+2000+2000……]

[Congratulations to the master and Zhang Shun for becoming "sworn brothers"! ]

Liu Gao knew why Zhang Shun's favorability increased, but he didn't know why Hu Yanzhuo's favorability increased...

"Humph!"

Hu Yanzhuo broke free from Liu Gao's hand and looked at Liu Gao's fair and slender fingers carefully with fear:

This doesn't look like someone who can hold a knife...

Eager to know the battle situation ahead, Hu Yanzhuo did not dwell on this and asked Zhang Shun first:
"How exactly?"

Zhang Shun curled his lips:

“I don’t know!
"I just asked a question and then hurried back to report!
"General, if you want to know, wait for your man!"

I'm crazy...

Hu Yanzhuo's blood pressure was high, but he could only watch Zhang Shun walk behind Liu Gao with his bloodshot eyes.

A group of fishermen seemed to be welcoming a triumphant general, and they hurriedly handed clothes and pants to Zhang Shun.

Li Yuhou came over and murmured to Liu Gao:
"Brother, ask your men!

"Now is not the time to be angry!"

"No need to ask."

Liu Gao said confidently:

“He will certainly speak all he knows.

"Let's wait for General Huyan's men to come back."

[Hu Yanzhuo's favorability -1-1-1...]

[Zhang Shun’s favorability +100+100+100……]

Fortunately, the navy sent by Hu Yanzhuo did not make them wait too long.

The small boat brought Han Tao back first.

Han Tao's face looked very ugly. After getting ashore, he staggered towards Hu Yanzhuo.

Hu Yanzhuo rushed forward and held Han Tao with both hands, and asked with concern:
"How about it?"

Han Tao opened his mouth and said, "Ugh—"

(End of this chapter)