Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 253 Xue Yong: I said I would leave at 1: AM... [st update]

Shijie Village is just as Liu Gao imagined:

Corpses were everywhere and blood flowed like a river, it was like hell on earth!

In the large open space in the middle of the village, hundreds of hungry ghosts were sitting around a campfire, drinking and eating meat!
"Come! Have some wine!"

A pile of overlapping corpses became a "throne"!
Liu Tang sat on it and picked up a full bowl of wine:

"Bros!

"The military advisor is in charge of too many things!
"We've been hungry for half a month. What's wrong with eating a little more?"

The minions raised their glasses and cheered together!
They have been mentally twisted from holding it in for the past half month!

In fact, if Chao Gai and Wu Yong had not strictly prohibited it, the "Diary of a Madman" incident would have appeared long ago!
Now that Chao Gai and Wu Yong are not here, they have completely let go!
After massacring the whole village, they not only refused to leave but also wanted to party in this hell on earth!

There was only a limited amount of food and wine in that village inn, and they were not full at all.

What's more, Wu Yong kept reminding them to eat less.

Now there is finally no one to restrain them, they can kill whenever they want and eat whenever they want!
"Straight bitch!"

Xue Yong devoured a large piece of meat voraciously:
"For the past half month, I have been trapped to death by this group of bastards!

"I finally got rid of my anger today!"

Everyone around agreed, and someone worriedly reminded:
"If the military advisor knew that we killed the elderly, children, women and children, would he..."

"so what?"

Liu Tang rolled his eyes:

"If the birds that trapped us are not here, will we have come here in vain?"

"What are you afraid of!"

Xue Yong said disapprovingly:

"If we don't tell you and you don't tell us, how can the military advisor know?"

"It doesn't matter if you know!"

Liu Tang grinned:
"Could it be possible that the military advisor could avenge these bastards?"

The minions all smiled in relief.

Another reminder of concern:

"A few of them escaped. Would they attract the government troops?"

"Government troops?"

Liu Tang sneered:
"The government troops are trapped on the island by us!

"Without a boat, how can they be attracted?"

"It's better to be careful!"

Xue Yong is more rational than Liu Tang:
"We must evacuate before three o'clock!"

"As you wish!"

Liu Tang picked up another large bowl of wine:
"Brothers, let's drink!"

However, this group of minions have been holding it in for too long!

Once indulged, how can one restrain oneself?

We said we would leave at 3 o'clock, but now it's 4 o'clock!
After the fourth update, I pushed for the fifth update!
At five o'clock in the morning, Xue Yong was drunk and bleary-eyed, holding the wine bowl and shouting:

"Let's get drunk!"

Liu Tang laughed:

"Let's get drunk! Drink, drink!"

Before I knew it, it was already dawn!
However, Liu Tang, Xue Yong and the others had fallen into a deep sleep before dawn, and there was not even a sentinel.

"Rumble...Rumble..."

Thunder rumbles and the earth shakes!
Liu Tang was half asleep, and complained in his sleep:
"Stop shaking! Stop shaking!"

Xue Yong was also half asleep, and he also replied in his sleep:
"It's not me, it's not me..."

"Rumble...Rumble..."

The thunder was getting closer and closer. It was no longer muffled thunder, but explosive thunder!

Liu Tang was so shocked that he couldn’t sleep!
"Straight bitch!"

Liu Tang was still hungover and had a splitting headache. He suddenly sat up and yelled:

“Don’t you know that the master is sleeping?
"What's the fuss about..."

The scene before him stunned him. Thousands of cavalrymen poured into Shijie Village like a torrent!

They surrounded this group of Liangshan heroes!

Then, the killing began!

"Puff! Puff! Puff!"

Thousands of cavalrymen neither shouted nor accepted surrender, but just stabbed the minions with their spears!
Hands up, guns down! Hands up, guns down!
Many minions were stabbed to death in their sleep!

Those who are not dead are covering their wounds and crying for their parents!

broken!

Liu Tang hurriedly picked up his broadsword, jumped up and yelled:
"Brothers, fight them!"

Xue Yong had already woken up, and was frantically trying to use a stick to block Ma Jun's stabbings!
"What did I say?"

Xue Yong cursed with a crying voice:
"I said evacuate before three o'clock!
“None of you will leave!

"Three updates push for four updates, four updates push for five updates!

"Now, everyone must die!"

"Why die!"

Liu Tang interrupted him rudely:
“We haven’t starved to death in half a month, how could we die here?
"We are all reincarnations of the God of Death, no one can kill us!

"Brothers, follow me and fight!"

Liu Tang took the lead, followed closely by Xue Yong!

The minions who are still alive gather together and charge at them!

Because they were fearless and brave, they really fought their way out!
In addition, Shijie Village was originally built by the water, so they fought and marched, and soon reached the water's edge!
Their boats were moored right by the water!

I don't know if it was their fearlessness that frightened the Ma Jun...

Anyway, the Ma army didn't chase too closely, giving them a chance to grab the boat!
As soon as Liu Tang got on board, he shouted:
"Go! Go!"

At this time, besides him, there were only Xue Yong and two minions on the boat. The two minions hurriedly rowed the boat!

As for the other minions, they all rushed onto the boats and rowed hurriedly into the lake!

Ma Jun chased them to the water's edge without any hurry, and stood in a neat row along the water's edge, as if he was watching them off, or as if he was waiting to see a show.

"Hahahaha!"

Liu Tang laughed wildly:

"What did I say?

"We are all reincarnations of the God of Death, no one can kill us!

"Hahahaha!"

The minions became cocky after escaping, and started to laugh at, swear at, and provoke the cavalry by the water in every way!
Some even took off their pants and urinated in the direction of Ma Jun!

Ma Jun still stood in a row silently, watching them leave, but everyone had a sneer on their lips.

"Look!"

The minions were rejoicing when suddenly someone shouted:

"There's someone under the boat!"

"nonsense!"

Liu Tang looked into the water in disbelief:
“How could there be someone under the boat…

“It seems like there really is someone there!”

"Dang! Dang! Dang!"

The vibration of chiseling wooden boards suddenly came from the bottom of the boat!
Xue Yong panicked at that time:
"Someone is chipping at the bottom of the boat!"

"Who is drilling the boat?"

Although Liu Tang was fearless and brave, he was a landlubber and was even more panicked than Xue Yong!

Even in a panic, Liu Tang picked up a machete and stabbed it towards the place where the bottom of the boat was drilled!

“Crack!”

The blade of the Pudao is not strong enough to penetrate the wooden board and stab the enemy, but it is enough to penetrate the wooden board!
After half of it showed through the bottom of the boat, Liu Tang instinctively drew his sword again!

As a result, not only did he fail to hurt the enemy, but he actually helped the enemy!
The lake water suddenly gurgled in from the hole left by the blade!
"Oh no! Water is coming in!"

Liu Tang finally felt scared!

However, it was too late, the people at the bottom of the boat quickly widened the hole!

The minions were all landlubbers, and they were so scared that they screamed and clamored, but they could only watch the boat sink...

This is just a microcosm. All the small boats are sinking as the lake water pours in!

Xue Yong thought quickly and cut off a section of the boat's side with his machete, then held onto the side and managed to avoid sinking!

Many minions have fallen into the water, struggling and shouting for help!

But some minions followed suit and removed a piece of wood from the boat!
Hold on tight and float on the water!
However, something even more terrifying happened!
"Who grabbed my feet?"

A little minion screamed in fear:

"Water ghost!
"There's a water ghost!"

The minions around him were all terrified and watched him being dragged into the water by the "water ghost"!
In a blink of an eye, he was also grabbed by the ankle by the "water ghost"!
Liu Tang held on to a piece of wood tightly!
This has already exhausted his strength, but he didn't expect this to happen!
The frightened Liu Tang prayed silently that the water ghost would not bother him, but what he feared came true!
A big, strong hand grabbed his ankle!
Liu Tang struggled desperately but it was of no use!
The big hand dragged him down little by little...

After being completely submerged in the water, Liu Tang opened his eyes wide and saw a big face before he lost consciousness!
His face was full of flesh and pimples, his eyes were bulging like a goldfish, and his cheeks were covered with short yellow whiskers!
Is he really a water ghost?

Liu Tang fainted at that moment!
The "water ghost" dragged him out of the water!
When Liu Tang woke up, he found himself tied up and hung upside down on a high stake!
The first thing he saw was neatly arranged rows of corpses!

The corpse was surrounded by shirtless fishermen, all with red eyes, as if they wanted to eat him!

"I said I'd leave at three o'clock..."

A familiar muttering came from the side.

Liu Tang turned his head and saw that Xue Yong was hanging upside down next to him.

As he was hanging upside down, Xue Yong's face turned red!

His eyeballs are bulging out, and he looks like a ghost!
In addition to him and Xue Yong, there were about thirty or forty other minions also hanging upside down!

The other minions were probably dead, all piled up together like a small hill!
"General Huyan..."

Liu Gao stood in front of the many corpses in Shijie Village and sighed:
"More than 200 people in Shijie Village died tragically!
"We all have responsibilities, let's pray!"

After saying this, Liu Gao didn't care what Hu Yanzhuo thought or what the ethics of the time were like, he just bowed down.

He specifically ordered his cavalry to drive Liu, Tang, Xue and Yong to the water's edge so that the three Ruan brothers could take revenge with their own hands.

This was the only thing he could do for the two hundred innocent souls in Shijie Village.

[Ruan Xiaoer's favorability +10000! ]

[Congratulations to the host and Ruan Xiaoer for becoming “sworn brothers”! ]

[Ruan Xiaowu's favorability +10000! ]

[Congratulations to the master and Ruan Xiaowu for becoming "sworn brothers"! ]

[Ruan Xiaoqi's favorability +50000! ]

[Congratulations to the master and Ruan Xiaoqi for becoming "friends of life and death"! ]

[Congratulations to the owner for receiving the "Life and Death Friendship Gift Pack"! ]

Finally, Liu Gao received the long-awaited gift package from his lifelong friend, but he was not happy at all.

"boom--"

Hu Yanzhuo was filled with guilt and with tears in his eyes he knelt down on one knee before the dead souls of Shijie Village!
[Hu Yanzhuo's favorability +200+200+200...]

[Congratulations to the master and Hu Yanzhuo for becoming "inseparable friends"! ]

Liu Gao turned around, hoping that this incident would touch Hu Yanzhuo's heart and make him consider the people in future wars...

"Master!"

Ruan Xiaoqi came over with red eyes:
"The surviving rebels have been confirmed to be Liu Tang and Xue Yong!"

Liu Gao was slightly startled: "No Chao Gai and Wu Yong?"

Ruan Xiaoqi nodded: "All the bodies have been fished out!

"Wu Yong has lived in the village, I recognize him!
“Indeed not!
"We interrogated the minions and they all said that Chao Gai and Wu Yong went to meet a good friend!

"But no one knows where I went or who I met..."

strange!
Where did Chao Gai and Wu Yong go?

Liu Gao frowned, noticed Ruan Xiaoqi's anxious gaze, and knew what he was waiting for.

So Liu Gao asked him, "Xiao Qi, what do you want to do?"

Ruan Xiaoqi gnashed his teeth and said, "Cut me into pieces!"

Liu Gao nodded: "As you wish!"

(End of this chapter)