Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 288 Liu Gao: Who do you think I am? [300 monthly tickets plus more]

At this moment, Jia was also very panicked!
She never expected that just a casual wink on the street would land her on her husband's best friend!

If I had known this would happen, I shouldn’t have listened to that enemy and lifted the curtain!

Still lying at the window facing outside...

Now that they are at my home, what should I do?
Jia really didn't know what to do. At the critical moment, she thought of a solution -

Drag Liu Gao into the water!
If Liu Gao and she were having an affair, she wouldn't have to worry about Liu Gao reporting her to Lu Junyi!

The plan goes through!
Jia is really not a smart person.

In such a hurry, this was the best solution she could think of.

So when Lu Junyi introduced someone to her, Jia secretly cast a coquettish glance at Liu Gao!
The last time she winked at me she was just teasing out of habit!
This time, the wink is some kind of hint!

I know everything!

Of course, Liu Gao, the old driver, received her hint.

But Liu Gao was not excited, only angry:
You're already full and yet you still come to seduce me?
Who do you think I am?
However, the old driver Liu Gao did not expose himself, but winked at Jia in a perfunctory manner.

At that time, Jia felt like she had taken a reassurance pill!

As long as Liu Gao and Li Gu become like-minded people...

Then it's safe!
Not only am I safe, but I also have a new friend!
Double happiness!

After Lu Junyi finished his introduction, Jia bowed and left gracefully.

Of course, she didn't forget to give Liu Gao another wink when she left:

Sir, come and play!

Liu Gao couldn't help but shudder:
You are so sexy!

If it were in the past, even if Liu Gao didn't do Jia's hair, he would not tell Lu Junyi about it.

Liu Gao and Lu Junyi didn't have much friendship before, so why did they do such a thing as Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, looking like a nobody?

But now it’s different, he and Lu Junyi are friends of moral obligation!

I can't bear it if I don't tell Lu Junyi...

But how to tell?
Brothers can talk about anything except this.

I told my brother that there is nothing I can do...

[Yan Qing's favorability -100-100-100...]

What the hell?

Liu Gao was stunned and subconsciously looked at Yan Qing, but saw disgust flashing in Yan Qing's eyes!

That’s not right!

Liu Gao clearly remembered that Yan Qing looked at him with shining eyes before!
Why do you suddenly feel disgusted?
Wait!
Liu Gao suddenly remembered that Yan Qing's favorability had dropped rapidly, and it seemed to have started from Jia's seductive look before she left...

This means that Yan Qing saw the seductive look that Jia gave before she left!
And Yan Qing also imagined the plot!

Injustice!
Liu Gao was also drunk:

I didn't do anything. It's so cruel of you to deduct my favorability!
But Liu Gao couldn't explain it to him, so he could only avoid looking at him and frantically pick up food for Lu Junyi:
“Brother, this is delicious!

"Come on, try this again!

“This dish has such bright colors!”

Lu Junyi was also drunk:
“Brother, I love meat!

"Why do you always give me some green leafy vegetables?"

What do you say?
Liu Gao sighed silently:

There is no way, cultural differences, I really can't give him any hints...

Then we have to make it clear!
Forget it...

Lu Junyi's martial arts skills are too high. If he gets angry and fails to solve the problem, he will just solve the person who raised the problem...

Liu Gao didn't know whether Wu Song and Qin Ming could stop him...

When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little!

Lu Junyi doesn't like beautiful women, he loves to wield guns and sticks!
It was a rare opportunity to meet such good communication partners as Wu Song and Qin Ming, so Lu Junyi took Wu Song and Qin Ming to drink until they were drunk!
Of course, the only ones who were drunk were Lu Junyi and Qin Ming.

Wu Song's alcohol tolerance makes it difficult for him to get drunk...

When the show was over, Yan Qing carried Lu Junyi away, Jiao Ting carried Qin Ming away, and Wu Song accompanied Liu Gao back to the room.

In the middle of the night, Liu Gao was so angry that he couldn't sleep when he thought about the coquettishness of Lu Junyi's wife, Jia!

I can’t fall asleep even if I sleep shoulder to shoulder with Wu Song!

How could there be such a woman!
What a shrimp head!
Liu Gao walked angrily to the yard, found a pavilion to sit down, pointed at the moon with his left hand and picked his nose with his right hand.

[Yan Qing's favorability -100-100-100...]

What the hell? Liu Gao looked around, no one was there!
But the system prompt proved that Yan Qing was nearby!
What about people?

Liu Gao stared with eyes wide open, and locked onto a corner:

"Xiao Yi, come out!
"I want to talk to you!"

Two seconds later, a thin figure walked out from the shadows in the corner...

Although Yan Qing has a handsome face, red lips and white teeth, the only flaw is that he is too small...

Just over six feet.

Liu Gao has conducted on-site investigations and found that the ruler used in the Water Margin world is actually based on the Qin ruler, with one foot being approximately 23.1 centimeters.

Calculated in this way, Wu Song is eight feet tall, which is approximately equal to 184.8 centimeters.

Lu Junyi is nine feet tall, which is approximately 207.9 centimeters.

Song Jiang is six feet tall, which is approximately 138.6 centimeters.

Yan Qing did not give a specific number, only saying that he was over six feet tall. Liu Gao estimated that he was about 1.5 meters tall.

Some people say that "Water Margin" was written in the Northern Song Dynasty and should be written according to Song Dynasty standards.

Some people also say that it should be based on the standards of the author's dynasty.

However, one foot in Song Dynasty is 31.6 centimeters, while one foot in Ming Dynasty is 32 centimeters.

As we all know, the tallest person in "Water Margin" is Yu Baosi, who is ten feet tall.

According to the Song ruler, he is 316 cm.

According to the Ming ruler, he is 320 cm tall.

Is that human being?
Only the Qin ruler is the most reasonable, at 231 cm, it is slightly higher than the Nuzhao Sun and Moon.

After all, it is still a height that humans can reach. More than three meters tall is too fantastic...

Because Yan Qing was too small, he hid in the shadow of the corner and Liu Gao didn't see him at first.

Yan Qing walked up to Liu Gao, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes, and asked Liu Gao with a fake smile:

"Master Liu is still awake in the middle of the night. Is he waiting for someone here?"

"good."

After Liu Gao finished speaking, he received a system prompt:
[Yan Qing's favorability -100-100-100...]

So Liu Gao changed the subject:
"I'm waiting for you."

Yan Qing was stunned at the time:
"Wait for me?"

[Yan Qing's favorability -10+20-10...]

"Yes, I'm waiting for you."

Liu Gao stared at Yan Qing's eyes sincerely:

"I have something to tell you."

Yan Qing frowned slightly and asked with a smile:

"What does Mr. Liu want to tell me?"

"I have a friend……"

Liu Gao skillfully used this opening sentence:
"His friend's wife seduced him.

“He righteously refused.

“He wanted to tell his friends about it, but he didn’t know how to start.

“Because he was afraid of losing this friend…

“Xiao Yi, I heard from Brother Lu that you are smart.

"How do you think I, as a friend, should tell his friends?"

"Ah this..."

Yan Qing was stunned:
Is this friend you are talking about yourself?
[Yan Qing's favorability +100+100+100...]

Liu Gao's gentlemanly attitude quickly softened Yan Qing's attitude towards him, and Yan Qing couldn't help asking him:
"How about indirect approach?"

“Knock…”

Liu Gao sighed:

“It’s useless to knock.

"His friend is too straightforward, he can't understand at all..."

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