Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 318: Li Shishi, the First Prostitute of the Song Dynasty [2 more]

"Master, this is what happened, blah blah blah..."

Gao Qiu artistically processed the truth and told it to Cai Jing:

"Liu Gao, with the help of Liang Shijie, captured the rebels from Liangshanpo..."

"I see."

Cai Jing touched his nose:
"It seems that Liu Gao is indeed capable. It is a waste of his talent to be a small county magistrate."

Nani?

Gao Qiu was stunned:
Sometimes he felt that he had understood Cai Jing thoroughly, but soon he found that he had not yet understood him thoroughly...

Cai Jing is a man of unfathomable depth!
"Continue to ask him to capture the rebels in Liangshanpo and find the birthday gift for me."

Cai Jing patted Gao Qiu on the shoulder:

"I can't let him work in vain. I'll give him a surprise later!"

What is a surprise?

Gao Qiu didn't know. Although he could guess the emperor's intentions, Cai Jing's thoughts were even harder to guess than the emperor's...

As for Jiang Menshen and Shi En, who were replaced by Liu Gao as the crown prince, Cai Jing didn't even look at them.

The same is true of Gao Qiu.

Lu Junyi, the famous Jade Unicorn in the underworld, is just a ruffian in the eyes of Cai Jing and Gao Qiu.

Even the county magistrate Liu Gao would not have been in Gao Qiu's eyes if he had not bought his position from him...

"By the way, regarding the diplomatic mission to Liao..."

Cai Jing changed the subject:
"Tomorrow you will go to court..."

Gao Qiu immediately put Liu Gao's matter behind him, and the mission to Liao was the real big deal:

"Master, just give your orders!"

……

Liu Gao brought Wu Song out of the palace and went to a nearby hotel to meet Qin Ming, Hu Sanniang and Yan Qing.

"Brother, how are you?"

Qin Ming asked worriedly.

Although it was Liu Gao who replaced the prince with a cat, Qin Ming was more worried than Liu Gao.

"all the best."

Liu Gao was a little disappointed.

After all this trouble, the only thing he got in return was a badge from Gao Qiu.

I always feel like something is not right, but I can't figure out what it is.

I can only say that Gao Qiu is really a dog!

After finding an inn to stay in, Liu Gao secretly told Yan Qing:
"Xiao Yi, go and find out where the brothel of Li Shishi, the most famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty, is located.

"I'm going to meet Master Li tonight.

"By the way, do it secretly and don't let others know, especially Hu Sanniang..."

Yan Qing took the order and left. Not long after, he came back to report to Liu Gao:
"Master, I have found out where Li Shishi's brothel is.

"I also heard that Master Li and the Emperor are having a hot affair and she doesn't receive guests easily.

"So I fabricated an identity and established a relationship with Mama Li.

“I said that the master is a wealthy man from Shandong, and he is willing to spend real money just to see Li Shishi.

"Mother Li is blinded by money and has agreed to arrange it for the master. I wonder when the master will go to see Master Li?"

You are worthy of it!

Liu Gao knew that it would be the right decision to let Yan Qing go.

In the original novel, Song Jiang was the one who made Yan Qing the pimp for pulling horses.

Li Shishi’s academy is a place that almost everyone who travels through the Northern Song Dynasty or Water Margin must check in!

Li Shishi was the most famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty. Who wouldn’t want to see with one’s own eyes this peerless beauty whose name will be remembered through the ages?
Of course, there are also many time travelers who come to Li Shishi’s academy simply to find Song Huizong.

Liu Gao had a third reason. He wanted to compare the differences between Li Shishi and Li Shuaishuai.

Li Shuaishuai, also known as the fake Li Feifei, has been described by Master Shi as "a beauty that could make fish sink to the bottom of the water and geese fall to the ground, and a beauty that could shame the moon and flowers"!

So what kind of beauty is this authentic Li Shishi?
After dinner, Hu Sanniang excitedly looked for Liu Gao: "Brother, let's go to the night market together!"

"The imperial court is troubled by internal and external troubles, and the barbarians are eyeing us covetously!"

Liu Gao slammed the table and rebuked him righteously:
"Are you still interested in visiting the night market?"

Hu Sanniang: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
"Have you learned the sword technique that my fourth brother taught you?"

Liu Gao winked at Wu Song:

You know!
Wu Song understood and glared:
"Sanniang, let's go to the backyard and practice it for me!
"If I practiced anything wrong, hmph..."

Hu Sanniang: (_)
Pretty!

Liu Gao secretly gave Wu Song a thumbs up.

Wu Song gave a thumbs up in response and took Hu Sanniang away.

"Okay, let's go too."

Liu Gao breathed a sigh of relief and greeted Qin Ming and Yan Qing.

Qin Ming asked curiously:

"Brother, where are we going?"

Liu Gao: "Go and do business."

After an incense stick of time, Qin Ming followed Liu Gao and Yan Qing to a street filled with the scent of rouge!
At a glance, both sides of the street are hung with Yanyue signs!

In other words, this street is full of Kun!
Good guy!
Qin Ming was stunned:
What happened to the internal and external troubles that the court was promised?

What about the Hu Lu who were eyeing us covetously?

Is your main business human reproduction?
"Don't get me wrong!"

As soon as Liu Gao saw the smile that every man can understand on Qin Ming's big face, he knew that he must have had some wrong ideas:
"Have you ever heard of Li Shishi, the most famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty?
"She is actually the emperor's woman outside the palace. The emperor would go through the underground tunnel to meet her privately almost every day!

"If I can persuade Li Shishi to advise the emperor on my behalf, perhaps he can stay on the throne of the Song Dynasty for a few more decades..."

Damn me!
How could my brother be such a lecherous person?
Qin Ming immediately fell into deep self-blame:

"Brother, I understand. I will escort you there!"

[Qin Ming's favorability +100+100+100...]

"Brothers!"

Liu Gao felt relieved when Qin Ming also went.

With the protection of Qin Ming and Yan Qing, many accidents can be prevented.

Liu Gao pulled out a goose feather fan from behind and took a look at Li Shishi's brothel:
There is a green cloth curtain outside, a bamboo curtain inside, and green gauze windows on both sides.

There are two external cards, each with five words on it:
On one side it says "The Singing and Dancing Fairy" and on the other side it says "The Romantic Flower and Moon King"!
What a loud tone!
Liu Gao was not short of beauties.

Li Shuaishuai, Pan Jinlian, Hu Sanniang and Hua Yueniang are all beauties.

This caused Liu Gao to become somewhat immune to beauties.

What’s more, he used to use Douyin every day before he traveled through time…

As long as you don’t turn off the beauty filter, the young ladies in the photos are all stunningly beautiful!

How beautiful can Li Shishi be?
After entering the front door of Li Shishi's house and turning into the middle door, Liu Gao saw Li Mama, the brothel owner.

"Xiao Zhang Xian, didn't you say you'd be back soon?"

Mother Li wiped a cold sweat:
"My daughter is waiting anxiously!"

Then he took Liu Gao's arm in a familiar manner:

"This is Mr. Liu, right?

"Come on, I'll take you to see my daughter!"

Is it so direct?

Liu Gao's face turned red. There really is no crackdown on pornography, right?
But that’s okay. Liu Gao was too lazy to get entangled with someone like Mother Li, so it would be better for him to go directly to see Master Li.

Liu Gao was led by Li's mother into the next room.

As soon as he entered the door, Liu Gao suddenly opened his eyes wide:
Her eyebrows and eyes are as beautiful as a painting and her appearance is as beautiful as a flower!
The girl in front of me is indeed a little beauty, but you're telling me that she is the most famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty?

Which famous prostitute carries a knife when receiving customers?

(End of this chapter)