Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 34: Get on the bus with Lu Zhishen first and buy the ticket later

Chapter 34: Get on the bus with Lu Zhishen first and buy the ticket later
What the hell?

Jiao Ting, who was in charge of destroying the body, came back and was shocked:

Obviously, I was the closest person to my brother before he destroyed the body...

Why did everything change after destroying the body and returning?

After bandaging his wound, Cao Zheng came back with his eyes wide open:
Wrong one hundred million!

I definitely had the chance to join!
Originally, Cao Zheng didn't dare to think about becoming sworn brothers with Liu Gao.

He is one of the most self-aware people in the entire "Water Margin".

When he first met Yang Zhi, Cao Zheng thought Yang Zhi was a scoundrel who ate and ate for free, so he called Yang Zhi "you bastard".

After fighting for twenty or thirty rounds and failing to defeat the opponent, Cao Zheng began to call Yang Zhi "that big guy with a broadsword".

After knowing Yang Zhi's true identity, Cao Zheng changed his words and addressed Yang Zhi as "the Envoy" and called himself "the villain".

If Cao Zheng wanted to become sworn brothers with Liu Gao, that would be a typical example of marrying above his station, so he didn't even dare to think about it.

But when sworn brotherhood is established at a banquet, it is often through drinking!
If he were there, he might be able to get in!
No matter whether you got in by rubbing your hands or not, you got in anyway!

Your status and identity will be completely different in the future!

Wrong billion...

At this moment, Cao Zheng regretted it so much!
If he had listened to Liu Gao, he wouldn't have been stabbed in the waist!

You can get in without taking a single cut!
Such opportunities are often a matter of chance.

It will be extremely difficult to encounter such an opportunity again in the future...

……

“Boom boom boom… rumble boom…”

Good guy!
Liu Gao’s head was buzzing!

When he woke up with a start, Liu Gao smelled the smell of salted fish again!

vomit--

Liu Gao almost vomited:
Mrs. Liu Zhizhai is not like this!

As soon as he opened his eyes, Liu Gao saw a pair of big feet that could not be described in words!
Liu Gao suddenly sat up and saw the naked fat monk sleeping at the other end. He finally came to his senses:
It turned out to be Lu Zhishen!
Last night, after Liu Gao and Lu Zhishen became sworn brothers, they were in high spirits and drank too much. They insisted on sleeping with their feet together.

Since they were both drunk, Lu Zhishen naturally couldn't take a bath and just went straight to sleep with Liu Gao.

This led to the shocking scene this morning.

Liu Gao held his head, which seemed to be about to explode:
My second brother is such a drinker!

After becoming sworn brothers with Lu Zhishen, the order of rank must be rearranged, and the youngest Hua Rong can only be the third brother.

Liu Gao got up carefully and tiptoed to the window.

After taking two deep breaths of fresh air, Liu Gao finally came back to life.

While Lu Zhishen was still asleep, Liu Gao looked at the attribute panel:
【Name: Liu Gao】

[Talent: Too Deceitful, Sharp Eyes]

[Skill: None]

[Friendship of Life and Death: Hua Rong]

[Friends who would die for each other: Jiao Ting]

[Inseparable Friends: Lu Zhishen]

[Moral friends: Kong Ming, Kong Liang]

[Casual acquaintance: Cao Zheng]

[Nodding acquaintance: None]

This lineup is quite impressive!

Liu Gao counted on his fingers:

The only ones who can compete with me are Zengtou City and Zhujiazhuang...

Liangshanpo is no longer useful now!

Even if he didn't go to Hebei and went back home now, Liu Gao was confident that he could deal with Erlong Mountain and Taohua Mountain.

However, what Liu Gao was not satisfied with and did not understand was:
Why are he and Lu Zhishen just close friends?
Aren’t we sworn brothers now?

system!

Liu Gao glared:
Come out and explain it to me!

[Master, sworn brotherhood after drinking is often a spur of the moment decision. The depth of your relationship will be revealed in practice!]

Your system... is quite smart!

Liu Gao could still accept the system's explanation.

To be honest, Liu Gao and Lu Zhishen became sworn brothers last night because they took advantage of Lu Zhishen's drunken behavior.

So their relationship is definitely not as deep as that between Liu Gao and Hua Rong.

But it doesn’t matter, the status has been decided anyway.

It's like getting on the bus first and buying the ticket later!
Besides, if Liu Gao has something to do, he will do it. Then we will see! After catching his breath, Liu Gao prepared to go out to squat.

He originally wanted to leave directly, but when he saw Lu Zhishen who was sleeping soundly, Liu Gao closed the window.

It's the twelfth lunar month and it's still quite cold in Shandong.

Liu Gao covered Lu Zhishen's two big feet with a quilt. Anyway, it would be him who would stink.

Then Liu Gao tiptoed out and gently closed the door from the outside.

In fact, Liu Gao didn’t think too much about it, he just did it as it came to him.

These are all basic etiquette after socializing.

[Lu Zhishen's favorability +100! ]

Good guy!
Liu Gao opened his eyes wide in surprise:
It turns out that Lu Zhishen has also woken up!

Great!
Liu Gao always thought that Lu Zhishen was careless, but in fact, Lu Zhishen was sometimes quite meticulous.

For example, if Lu Zhishen let Jin Cui Lian go, the waiter would probably rush to stop him, so he picked up a stool from the store and sat on it blocking the door for two hours.

Maybe Jin Cui Lian had gone too far, so he went to look for Zhen Guanxi.

It's just that Lu Zhishen has a rough appearance and unruly manners, so people often misunderstand him as a rough person.

"My husband, something bad has happened!"

Cao Zhengzheng was so anxious that he was turning around in circles. When he saw Liu Gao coming out, he hurried forward to report the military situation:
“I found out this morning!
"The ten-foot-tall horse thief last night turned out to be the dangerous god Yu Baosi!"

Liu Gao disagrees:

"What happened to Yu Baosi?"

"My husband, you don't know that Yu Baosi has a close relationship with Zeng Toushi, and is best friends with Zeng Sheng, the fifth son of the Zeng family!"

Cao Zheng said with a sad face:

"All of Yu Baosi's men escaped last night. If we go to Zengtou City to report the news..."

"no need to worry."

Liu Gao patted Cao Zheng on the shoulder:

"You are my brother.

“Whoever wants to touch you needs to ask me first.

“But we are going to Hebei today.

"If you still want to open a hotel, you might as well open it in Qingfeng Village."

[Cao Zheng's sensitivity +100! ]

I've been waiting for you to say this!
Cao Zheng's eyes lit up, but then he frowned again:

"Will that bring trouble to Qingfeng Village..."

Laugh to death!

Liu Gao was delighted: "If they have the guts, they can attack Qingfeng Village!

"If you don't come, you are not a Jin countryman!"

"Brother is right!"

Cao Zheng slapped his head. Since Liu Gao said he also wanted to rebel, Cao Zheng thought Qingfeng Village was a mountain village!
Now that Liu Gao said this, Cao Zheng finally reacted:
Qingfengzhai is a state-owned enterprise!
If Zengtou City dares to attack Qingfeng Village, it will be tantamount to rebellion!

The 800,000 imperial guards of the Song Dynasty are no pushovers!
Crush it to ashes in minutes!
……

After breakfast, Cao Zheng and his family packed up their gold and silver valuables and burned the hotel down.

Then, the troops split into two groups.

Cao Zheng was originally going to travel with Liu Gao.

But on the one hand, he was injured, and on the other hand, he was afraid that Zengtou City would take revenge on his family if he left.

So Liu Gao wrote a letter to Cao Zheng, asking Cao Zheng to send his family to Qingfeng Village first.

Liu Gao himself continued to march towards Hebei, but there was one more person, Lu Zhishen, in his team.

Even though there is only one more Lu Zhishen, Liu Gao feels safer:

This is one more super giant!

Take a look at Lu Zhishen's attribute panel:
【Name: Lu Zhishen】

[Friendship: Unbreakable friendship]

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