Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 348 Yelu Dezhong: Are all civil servants so tough nowadays? [2 more]

Liu Gao was also drunk:

We were innocent at first, we just accidentally pressed against each other, we just accidentally hugged and kissed each other, how come you made it sound like we were having an affair...

The scene was very embarrassing...

Bao Mi Sheng observed the expressions of the people and quickly invited Princess Tianshou and Liu Gao to sit down and filled their glasses with wine.

Then Bao Misheng picked up the wine glass and stood up, respectfully toasting Princess Tianshou and Liu Gao:
"It's all my fault for neglecting my duty and frightening the princess and the envoy!

"I would like to offer a toast to the princess and the envoy!
"Do it first as a courtesy!"

After saying that, Bao Misheng raised his neck and drank the glass of wine.

Princess Tianshou's expression then eased a little.

After all, Bao Mi Sheng was the general of a town, and Princess Tianshou represented the Wolf Lord of the Liao Dynasty. Bao Mi Sheng had already bowed his head and admitted his weakness, so Princess Tianshou couldn't refuse to give him any face.

Princess Tianshou then picked up the wine glass and was about to take a sip when Liu Gao suddenly grabbed her hand.

Sir, have you figured it out?

Princess Tianshou was immediately overjoyed and subconsciously turned her head to look at Liu Gao.

Liu Gao winked at her.

Oh, you're even giving me a wink!

You Song people really know how to have fun!

Princess Tianshou also winked at Liu Gao.

The children of the grassland are passionate and unrestrained, and cannot play such subtle games.

Princess Tianshou's big move was seen by everyone at the table!
Yelu Dezhong coughed:
"Is the messenger too drunk?"

"Shh-"

Everyone's eyes were focused on Liu Gao's wine glass.

Liu Gao's wine glass was still there.

Liu Gao tried to pull his hand out of Princess Tianshou's hand to get the goose feather fan, but he couldn't get it out after two attempts...

These are all under the table. If you make any big moves, everyone will catch you red-handed.

With no other options, Liu Gao had to let Princess Tianshou hold his hand while he pulled out the goose feather fan from behind his back with his right hand:

"It's a duck, it's a duck."

Suddenly, except for Princess Tianshou, the faces of all the Liao people present looked a little unhappy.

The general of Jizhou, the Holy Hall of Baomi, took the initiative to toast Liu Gao, a southern barbarian, and Liu Gao dared not to drink?

Who do you look down on?
In the Song Dynasty, civil officials were valued while military officials were despised, but in the Liao Dynasty, it was not the case!
Even in the eyes of the Liao people, the Song people were weak, and Bao Misheng was already condescending by toasting Liu Gao!

Liu Gao actually dared not to give face!
How brave!
One of the four sons of Yelu sneered:
"General Baomi is toasting. If the envoy cannot hold his liquor, he can just lick it!
"You didn't even touch the wine glass. Do you think you look down on our Liao Dynasty?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the four Yelu sons snorted coldly at the same time!
Suddenly the atmosphere at the banquet became tense!
Princess Tianshou raised her eyebrows and opened her eyes wide, slapping the table:
"nonsense!
"Don't you see that the messenger is injured?"

"hiss--"

Yelu Dezhong, Yelu's fourth son, and Bao Misheng couldn't help but gasp:
Good guy!
The Liao Dynasty is yours!
He looks down on the Liao Dynasty, and we want to get our revenge, but you are still scolding us?

No, your elbow is bent to your heel!

Princess Tianshou snorted coldly with a frosty face:
"He blocked an arrow for me, and the arrow is still stuck in his back!
"Toast, toast, toast, toast to hell!"

Yelu Dezhong, Yelu's fourth son, and Bao Misheng were all speechless after being scolded by Princess Tianshou.

It turns out that Liu Gao has never been idle since he came in.

As soon as he came in, he started talking about things. After he finished talking about things, Bao Mi Sheng apologized. After he apologized, he asked Liu Gao and Princess Tianshou to sit down. After they sat down, Bao Mi Sheng toasted...

As the joke goes:
Where do lice grow and why don’t they itch?

It doesn’t itch when it grows on someone else’s body!
The arrow stuck in Liu Gao's back, but Yelu Dezhong, Yelu's fourth son, and Bao Misheng certainly didn't feel any pain.

In addition, Liu Gao always looked indifferent, so people actually ignored the arrow stuck in his back!
To be honest, Liu Gao also forgot...

It was not until Princess Tianshou pointed it out that Yelu Dezhong, Yelu's fourth son, and Bao Misheng discovered that -

It turns out that Liu Gao has always had an arrow stuck in his back! The four sons of Yelu originally looked down on Liu Gao, a weak scholar, but now they couldn't help but give him a thumbs up:

"He's a tough guy!"

The four of them are quadruplets, born as if they were copied and pasted, and they made the same movements in unison, which instantly quadrupled their momentum!
Liu Gao was stunned for a moment, thinking that it would be so impressive if he had these four guys as bodyguards and stand in a row behind him!

Liu Gao smiled faintly, waving his goose feather fan calmly, and said lightly:
"It's just a minor injury, nothing to worry about."

Yelu Dezhong glared:
"Quickly send a doctor to heal the messenger!"

"My king, there is no need to trouble you."

Liu Gao turned around and nodded to Yan Qing, who immediately stepped forward and skillfully treated Liu Gao's injuries.

"Shoot-"

Yan Qing tore open the clothes on Liu Gao's back, cut open his skin with a sterilized silver knife, and dug out the arrowhead...

It wasn't the first time that no anesthesia was used. Yan Qing had long been accustomed to tough guys like Liu Gao.

But in the eyes of Yelu Dezhong, Yelu's four sons, and Bao Misheng, it was incredible:

Is this guy a civil servant?
This is probably the only way Guan Gong scraped his bones to cure poison, right?

Guan Gong had to play chess to divert his attention while scraping his bones to treat the poison. The damn envoy from the Song Dynasty didn’t even have a bite of food!

Are people in Song Dynasty so tough now?

Liu Gao was used to it, but Princess Tianshou's eyes were already filled with tears!
Unable to help but hold Liu Gao's hand tightly, Princess Tianshou's pink nails pierced into Liu Gao's flesh...

"Princess..."

Liu Gao was also drunk:

This little girl is a little silly!

Princess Tianshou looked at Liu Gao with tears in her eyes and couldn't help but hold him tighter:
“It’s alright, Messenger!
"Just scream if it hurts, no one will laugh at you..."

"That's not the matter..."

Liu Gao sighed: "Princess, are your nails newly trimmed?"

Princess Tianshou was stunned: "How do you know?"

Liu Gao struggled with the hand she was holding tightly:
"It's a little bit prickly."

Princess Tianshou: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

This is embarrassing...

Princess Tianshou quickly let go of her hand and picked up her wine glass in a disguised manner:
"General Baomi, I'll eat it for him!"

Before Liu Gao could stop her, Princess Tianshou drank it all in one gulp at lightning speed!

That’s enough, you guys!
Yelu Dezhong, Yelu's fourth son, Bao Misheng:

(*￣^￣(*￣^￣(*￣^￣)
The dog is full of food, what should I do with the food on the table?
Bao Misheng also took the opportunity to drink the wine offered to Liu Gao.

Putting down the wine glass, Bao Misheng suddenly covered his stomach, sweating profusely, and his face twisted:

"Please sit down for a moment, I will go change my clothes!"

As soon as they saw Bao Misheng's look, Yelu Dezhong and Yelu Sizi knew that he was going to a place where chrysanthemums were blooming.

Yelu Dezhong waved his hand in understanding:

"Go back quickly!"

Bao Misheng smiled, got up and left.

Yelu Dezhong and Yelu Sizi both laughed.

By this time Yan Qing had treated Liu Gao's injuries, and Yelu Dezhong picked up his wine glass again:
"Messenger, I want to toast you for saving my niece!
"You can use water instead of wine, please!"

Liu Gao was also drunk:

"Still eating?

"Aren't you all confused?"

(End of this chapter)