Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 377: Huang Wenbing gives advice, Hu Yanzhuo fights naked [1 update]

"It turned out to be Staff Officer Huang!"

Ruan Xiaoqi sneered:
"Colonel Huang was living a carefree life in Yuncheng every day, why did he go to Liangshan tonight?"

"Qi Lang, don't joke."

Lin Chong glared at him:
"Now the imperial army is besieging Liangshanpo!

"If it weren't for loyalty, who would be willing to go up the mountain at this time?"

After Lin Chong said this, his brothers were filled with awe.

They are all heroes of the world, and actually look down on sour and smelly intellectuals like Huang Wenbing.

It would be fine if it was a handsome man like Liu Gao, but Huang Wenbing had shifty eyes and an extremely ugly appearance.

What's more, Liu Gao forced the suspension bridge in Tokyo and held the prefect Cai Jiu hostage in Jiangzhou, saving Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong twice!
He is full of heroic spirit and righteousness!
He is not the kind of person like Huang Wenbing who schemes against others secretly and is a sly official who would commit fraud.

In comparison, they looked down on Huang Wenbing even more.

But most of the heroes in the world are straightforward and simple-minded.

After Lin Chong said this, they realized that it was indeed good for Huang Wenbing to come at this time, and they began to respect him.

Lin Chong added: "Colonel Huang risked his life tonight by bypassing the government army camp and boarding a boat to Liangshan Lake just to give us some pointers.

“This is why we gathered everyone here.

"Staff Officer Huang, please!"

Huang Wenbing glanced at Ruan Xiaoqi:
People who have never been stung by a wasp can speak with confidence!

"I know you are anxious, but please don't be anxious!"

Huang Wenbing opened his folding fan and imitated Liu Gao's pretentiousness, fanning himself and saying:

“This time the imperial court sent out 20,000 troops!

"The generals include the descendant of the Martial Saint, Guan Sheng, the 'Big Knife', Xuan Zan, the 'Ugly County Horse', and Hao Siwen, the 'Well Wood'!

"There are also 'Holy Water General' Shan Tinggui and 'Divine Fire General' Wei Dingguo!

"And Jizhou Military Commander 'Double Whips' Hu Yanzhuo!

"Among them, Guan Sheng and Hu Yanzhuo are both brave enough to fight against ten thousand men. The imperial court is determined to kill us all!
"But I don't know if you have noticed -

"Shan Tinggui and Wei Dingguo arrived first with 5,000 troops and were ready to attack Liangshanpo.

"Guan Sheng arrived with an army of 10,000 men, greatly increasing the number of troops, but he remained silent!

"There must be something fishy about this!"

Mu Hong said: "What's so strange?"

“They are not united!”

Huang Wenbing said confidently:
"If my guess is correct, Hu Yanzhuo is in one group, Shan Tinggui and Wei Dingguo are in one group, and Guan Sheng, Xuan Zan, and Hao Siwen are in another group!
“The three groups of people are not a monolithic group!
"No, it should be said that we are sleeping in the same bed but dreaming different dreams!"

"Is there such a thing?"

The heroes, including Lin Chong, looked at each other in bewilderment. They really did not expect that the government and the soldiers were not united.

"First of all, Hu Yanzhuo was demoted to Jeju to serve as the military commander because of his ineffective suppression of bandits!
"Liangshanpo is under his jurisdiction!

"He also hopes to be able to resume his post by annihilating Liangshanpo!"

Huang Wenbing spoke in an orderly and eloquent manner:

"But if Liangshanpo was suppressed by Guan Sheng, or Shan Tinggui and Wei Dingguo!
"Hu Yanzhuo has only made minor contributions, so he cannot be reinstated!
"This is the conflict between Hu Yanzhuo and the other two groups of people. It is destined that Hu Yanzhuo only wants to be the first!
“Secondly, Shan Tinggui and Wei Dingguo were sent by Gao Qiu, and they also wanted to be the first to achieve success!
"Because this represents Gao Qiu's reputation, and they both want to climb up the ladder!

"Originally they only needed to suppress Hu Yanzhuo, but Cai Jing sent Guan Sheng, Xuan Zan and Hao Siwen!

"Guan Sheng and his men represent Cai Jing's reputation, and they also want to climb up!

"The problem is that if Shan Tinggui and Wei Dingguo were the ones who achieved the first success, Cai Jing, represented by Guan Sheng, would lose face!

"If Guan Sheng, Xuan Zan and Hao Siwen were the ones who made the greatest contribution, Gao Qiu would lose face!

"In the end, no matter who among Shan Tinggui, Wei Dingguo and Guan Sheng made the greatest contribution, Hu Yanzhuo will not be able to be reinstated!

“This is the fundamental reason why officers and soldiers are not united!
"And we can take advantage of this!"

After Huang Wenbing explained the problem in detail, most of the heroes were confused:
Although I don't know what he is talking about, I always feel that he seems very powerful!
Only Lin Chong, Yang Zhi and others were awakened from their dreams after hearing this.

Lu Junyi couldn't help but ask: "How to use it?" "It's very simple, defeat them one by one!"

Huang Wenbing used the teacup to make some movements:
“In the middle is Guan Sheng’s camp, with 10,000 men.

“On the left is Huyan’s camp, with 5,000 men.

“On the right is Shan Wei’s camp, which also has 5,000 soldiers.

“It seems like they are connected, but in fact they are all separate.

“I asked brothers Zhu Tong and Lei Heng to investigate.

"It's ridiculous that their three camps even have different patrol commands. They are completely disorganized!"

"Wow! Wow!"

The Liangshan heroes all had an epiphany, or tried hard to pretend to have an epiphany.

Huang Wenbing added: "On the surface, Guan Sheng is the most powerful person now, and Shan Tinggui, Wei Dingguo and Hu Yanzhuo all obey him.

"But as long as we win once, their three armies will collapse!"

Yang Zhi felt his brain itching, and asked quickly:

"Advisor, the enemy outnumbers us, how can we win?"

"The enemy is numerous and we are few, so we must defeat them one by one!"

Huang Wenbing waved his folding fan and said calmly:

“Although the imperial army has a combined force of 20,000 men!
"We only have 8,000 men, but we can focus on one!
"Eight thousand versus five thousand. The advantage is on my side!"

"Wow! Wow!"

The Liangshan heroes all had an epiphany, and tried hard to pretend to have an epiphany.

Yang Zhi asked again: "The military advisor wants us to attack Shan Tinggui and Wei Dingguo, or Hu Yanzhuo!
"But which one should I fight?"

Huang Wenbing folded his folding fan with a snap, and pointed at one of the teacups with his folding fan with a lewd smile on his face:
"Just hit him!"

"Wow! Wow!"

The Liangshan heroes all had an epiphany, and tried desperately to pretend to have an epiphany.

……

"Humph!"

Hu Yanzhuo returned to the camp and became angrier and angrier.

If there were still two deputy generals Han Tao and Peng Qi to talk to in the past.

Now he is the only one left here suffering.

There is not even anyone to discuss things with.

"Guan Sheng is such an arrogant guy!"

Hu Yanzhuo was not only angry, but also felt unbalanced.

You have to know that he was originally the one with the highest rank among the three groups!

Now Guan Sheng, Shan Tinggui and Wei Dingguo are all riding on his head!
What a bully!
But he is also the weakest one now.

Without the linked horses, the five thousand troops are still just wing troops.

He is brave enough to fight against ten thousand men.

But if Liangshanpo doesn't respond, his heroic deeds will be useless...

Hu Yanzhuo was so angry that he couldn't sleep, so he asked someone to boil water and took a hot bath to relieve his stress.

Hu Yanzhuo was happily rubbing the mud roller on his thigh with a loofah when he suddenly heard someone shouting:
"Oh no! The enemy is attacking!"

"what?"

Hu Yanzhuo stood up suddenly!
I suddenly felt cold all over and hurriedly covered my crotch with my hands!

"Go duck - kill the duck -"

There were loud shouts and cries of killing outside. Hu Yanzhuo resolutely abandoned his sense of shame, jumped out of the bucket naked, and grabbed the double whips!
(End of this chapter)