Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 434: The Five Tigers of the Zeng Family: This is unscientific! [3 more]

Liu Gao rolled his eyes at him and said, "Don't rush me. The more you rush, the slower it gets!"

"Is it a matter of urging or not?"

"Just tell me if you can't come back today, let's go to bed first!"

"Hurry up, we've been waiting for a whole day!"

The horse dealers were talking to each other, trying to tease Liu Gao and try to please the nine-foot pretty boy.

"No, it's too early for you to say that now!"

Duan Jingzhu didn't know whether it was for the sake of the silver or because he felt the same way when Liu Gao was mocked by the crowd, but he couldn't help but speak up for Liu Gao:

“It’s four or five hundred miles from Lingzhou to Damingfu!
"Even if you are a thousand-mile horse that can travel a thousand miles a day and eight hundred miles a night, you can't come back now!
"After all, when Brother Dou's steed left, it was already noon..."

The nine-foot-tall pretty boy glanced at Duan Jingzhu coldly, and Duan Jingzhu shuddered involuntarily:

"According to the time, it's about time..."

"hehe."

Liu Gao smiled and waved his goose feather fan and asked him:
"Brother Duan, have you ever read a book?"

Duan Jingzhu was stunned: "Of course I have read it."

Liu Gao raised a playful smile:
“If you have read the book, I will test you.

"How do you write the word face?"

Duan Jingzhu: (_)
"Can't write?"

Liu Gao told him seriously:
"I'll teach you, remember!

"You should remember these words and use them when you are a human being!"

Duan Jingzhu blushed and turned away, ignoring him.

The nine-foot-tall pretty boy took over the conversation:

"Who wants you to teach me? Isn't it a month on the left and a clerk on the right?"

Although he looks almost the same as a Song person and grew up in Song, he is actually a Jin person.

He wanted to show off in front of everyone that he was Song Guotong, so the nine-foot-tall pretty boy started talking.

"Not bad!"

Liu Gao laughed: "There are four ways to write the word face, do you know?"

The nine-foot-tall pretty boy was stunned:
“There are four ways to write the word face?
“Why didn’t the teachers ever teach me?”

The horse dealers looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to, their faces turning red from trying so hard to hold it in.

“Quack… quack…”

Just then, the sound of horse hooves gradually came closer.

Everyone looked up subconsciously, and saw a crab-faced man riding a donkey coming back.

"hiss--"

Everyone couldn't help but gasp:
No way?
Has this donkey that has traveled a thousand miles really come back?

"Shh-"

Suddenly, everyone's eyes were focused on the nine-foot-tall pretty boy!

The nine-foot-tall pretty boy was angry:

"What are you all looking at me for?
"Look at the horses!

"See if it's the same one from before!"

The horse dealers quickly shifted their gaze.

In Zengtou City, no one dares to mess with this nine-foot-tall pretty boy.

This nine-foot-tall pretty boy is the fifth of the Five Tigers of the Zeng Family, young master Zeng Sheng!

Although he is still young, he is a great hero!
He is good at using two flying knives and is an expert in both horse and foot combat!

Liu Gao smiled and held out his hand to Zeng Sheng:

"My horse is back, but where's the silver?"

The young man looked up and down, left and right, and circled around the horse, and had to admit that this was the one he had just seen.

Just like the Zhaoye Jade Lion, this horse is also easy to recognize.

Zeng Sheng nodded very seriously:

“The horses are real!
"But who knows where he came from?"

The horse dealers all followed suit:

"That's right, maybe he just took a walk outside Zengtou City!"

"I don't believe it's a thousand-mile horse!"

"I just want to ask, do you have any candied kumquats from Xu Huji in Damingfu?"

Zeng Sheng smiled triumphantly. In fact, he felt a little guilty when he first saw Liu Gao's "Thousand Mile Donkey" coming back.

But being cheered on by the horse dealers, he felt much more at ease.

That is to say, Liu Gao's horse looked like a donkey, so how could it really run back and forth to Daming Prefecture in one day?

When Dai Zong and his horse approached, Zeng Sheng looked at the horse carefully:

Not even a drop of sweat!
fake!

Must be fake!

Zeng Sheng asked Liu Gao confidently:

"Is the silver ready?"

Liu Gao smiled faintly: "What's the hurry?"

"Uu——"

Dai Zong pulled the reins of the horse, and the "Thousand-Mile Donkey" stopped in front of Liu Gao.

Dai Zong dismounted from his horse and clasped his hands together:
"Brother, I have accomplished my mission!"

Liu Gao said with concern: "Brother, thank you for your hard work!"

Dai Zong had worked really hard, carrying the donkey for a long distance, and carrying the donkey for a long distance back...

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Zeng Sheng couldn't help but interject:

"Did you buy the candied kumquats from Xu Huji in Damingfu?"

Dai Zong took out an exquisite snack box from his arms and opened it in front of everyone:
“I bought the candied kumquats from Xu Huji in Damingfu.

"If anyone doesn't believe it, come and try it."

"Nonsense, how do you know if it's fake if you don't taste it?"

Zeng Sheng walked over and took a piece of candied kumquat from the snack box, stuffed it into his mouth and said:

“The candied kumquats from Xu Huji in Damingfu have a very unique flavor!
"I ask someone to buy it for me every year. I'll try it once to see if it's true..."

Zeng Sheng chewed candied kumquats, his face stiff and he couldn't speak:

It turned out to be true!
He indeed asked someone to buy it for him every year, so he could tell it was the real thing when he put it in his mouth.

In other words, he made a mistake!
This unscientific!

Liu Gao's little broken horse that looked like a donkey turned out to be a really good steed that could travel a thousand miles a day!
Suddenly, the candied kumquats in Zeng Sheng’s mouth were no longer sweet...

Liu Gao asked with a smile: "Young Master, does it taste right?"

"……right!"

Zeng Sheng glared at Liu Gao with a gloomy expression, but his eyes towards "Thousand-mile Donkey" were full of passion:

There are many good horses, but there are few good horses that look like donkeys!
If I ride this donkey that can run a thousand miles a day and make a bet with my brothers, pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, I can win back all the money no matter how much it is!
Liu Gao smiled and stretched out his hand:
"Bring the silver!"

"I won't give you even a penny less!"

Zeng Sheng rolled his eyes and said confidently:

“But no one would carry that much silver with him on the street!
"Come home with me to get it!"

The whole place was silent!

Everyone was silent at this moment, looking at Liu Gao with compassionate eyes.

It seemed as if Liu Gao had followed Zeng Sheng back to Zeng’s mansion and would never be able to come out again.

Liu Gao pretended not to know: "Good duck, good duck."

Zeng Sheng raised his lips in a playful smile:
"Brother Dou, please!"

So Liu Gao and his group followed Zeng Sheng.

After they left, the horse dealers were in an uproar.

"How dare he go against the young master?"

"It's over. Once you go in, you can't get out!"

"There's no more drama to watch, let's all go."

Duan Jingzhu wanted to help Liu Gao.

But out of fear of Zeng Sheng, he chose to remain silent.

Young man, the road is narrow!

Liu Gao turned around and gave Duan Jingzhu a meaningful look:
No wonder Duan Jingzhu is ranked 108th among the 108 heroes of Liangshan!
It turns out that you have to walk your own path, so you can't blame others.

Duan Jingzhu happened to make eye contact with Liu Gao. He was stunned for a moment, feeling as if he had missed out on wealth and honor...

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