Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 461: Hu Sanniang, you are a useless little piece of trash! [3 more]

Chapter 461 Hu Sanniang, you are a useless little piece of trash! [1 more]

"Duang~~~~"

Such elasticity!
Liu Gao clicked his tongue repeatedly and glared at Hu Sanniang under the influence of alcohol:
"Stop talking nonsense! Slide over here!"

Hu Sanniang covered her back with her hands, bit her lips with her pearly teeth, and glared at Liu Gao fiercely:

"It won't slip!"

"Then get out of the way!"

Liu Gao pushed Hu Sanniang away angrily.

Hu Sanniang's pretty face turned red, and she quickly crossed her arms and hugged him!

Liu Gao has already grabbed Hua Yue Niang's little hand:
"Yue Niang, let me teach you how to slide over!"

Hua Yue Niang was "jealous because of love, and the river was filled with waves because of affection", but she didn't expect that it would be her turn in the blink of an eye!
Hua Yue Niang, with a confused look on her face, was caught by Liu Gao and taken to the window.

Liu Gao took off his coat, twisted it into a rope, put it on the red cotton lasso, tied a knot again and again, and asked Hua Yue Niang:
"Can you get there by yourself?"

Huayue Niang puffed out her chest muscles:
"I can!"

Liu Gao pulled Madam Le to her side again:
"If you bring an extra Lady Le, would that be okay with you?"

"I……"

Hua Yue Niang hesitated.

Although she is not afraid of heights, bringing one more person with her would definitely increase the danger.

"If you can't bring it..."

Liu Gao sighed:

“It was an emergency, so I was the only one who brought it.

"I don't think Sun Tixia will blame me..."

Huayue Niang double chest muscles:
"I can!"

I won’t even be allowed to eat any of the takeout tofu!
Liu Gao breathed a sigh of relief: "It's up to you!"

"All right!"

Hua Yue Niang sat on the window frame, holding the knot of her clothes with one hand and hugging Madam Le with the other.

Madam Le quickly put her arms around Hua Yue Niang's neck.

Liu Gao asked them: "Are you ready?"

Hua Yue Niang and Madam Le nodded together.

Liu Gao gave a push and the two girls slid away!

Fortunately, Hua Yue Niang was light and fluttery, and Mrs. Le was not fat either, so the two girls climbed up the tree smoothly.

The other end of the red cotton lasso was tied to a large tree branch.

The big branch is spacious enough to stand on.

After Hua Yueniang helped Madam Le to stand firmly, she asked Madam Le to hold onto the tree branch and waved to Liu Gao:
"Come here!"

"Stop nagging!"

Liu Gao waved to Hua Yueniang, then turned back to look at Hu Sanniang, who was holding her chest with her hands crossed.

"Slide over there!"

Hu Sanniang, who had been glaring at Liu Gao, suddenly became timid and stammered:

"You, you first!"

"How dare you talk nonsense?"

Liu Gao raised his hand with a flushed face, looking up and down with malicious eyes for a target!

"you--"

Hu Sanniang was angry and anxious, but she could also see that Liu Gao was drunk.

With her arms crossed in front of her chest, Hu Sanniang glared at Liu Gao angrily:
If I hadn't seen you drink too much, I would have...

"what!"

Hu Sanniang cried out softly, but Liu Gao's big hand grabbed her slender waist and pulled her to the window:

"Now is not the time to dilly-dally!"

Liu Gao took off his clothes as he spoke, revealing his delicate skin and angular muscles!
I don’t know if it’s the effect of his “natural powers”, but Liu Gao’s figure gradually became more and more sturdy.

Of course, they are not as burly as Lu Zhishen and Wu Song. They are the kind that look thin when they are dressed and have flesh when they are undressed.

I don’t know if it’s the effect of the “titanium kidney”, but Liu Gao’s waist has turned into a “dog waist”.

Hu Sanniang opened her eyes wide in disbelief:

Isn’t this too sucky?
After twisting the clothes into a rope and hanging it on the red cotton lasso and tying a knot again and again, Liu Gao asked Hu Sanniang:

"Does it look good?"

Hu Sanniang said subconsciously:
"Well... shameless!"

"You'll have plenty of time to enjoy it later!" Liu Gao looked back and saw that the fire had spread to the third floor:

"Now, get out of here!"

As Liu Gao spoke, he forcefully stuffed the knot of his clothes into her hands and held her against the window frame with both hands!

"no, do not want!"

When Hu Sanniang looked down, her eyes turned dark, her face turned pale, and she couldn't help but hug Liu Gao's neck!
Liu Gao was stunned:
What are you doing?
Feeling suffocated, Liu Gao tried to pull Hu Sanniang away, but Hu Sanniang held him tightly!
Liu Gao had no choice but to repeat his old trick and beat Hu Sanniang with both hands!

However, this trick no longer works.

Liu Gao had no choice but to step back two steps and leave the window, and Hu Sanniang recovered as expected.

"No way, are you afraid of heights?"

Liu Gao finally understood this time:
No, you are afraid of heights even though you are so tall?

Hu Sanniang pushed Liu Gao away, her little face as red as a ripe cherry tomato, and she said nothing.

"call--"

The raging fire has already reached the third floor!
From Hua Yue Niang's perspective, Liu Gao and Hu San Niang seemed to be in fire!

Hua Yue Niang was so anxious that tears came out:

“Come here!

"Come here quickly!

"Hu Sanniang!

"You useless little piece of shit!

"Aren't you usually quite capable?

"What's wrong today?
"You want to be burned to death, but you also want to bring a dog official with you?"

"I'm not going over there!"

Hu Sanniang raised her head, her eyes firm, and said to Liu Gao resolutely:
"You better hurry over there!

"Yue Niang is waiting for you!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Liu Gao burped and hugged Hu Sanniang's slender waist:
"You are my woman!

"Can I leave you alone?
"Am I still a man then?"

"What?"

Hu Sanniang suddenly opened her eyes wide, staring at Liu Gao in surprise and joy, her beautiful eyes instantly filled with tears.

"Close your eyes!"

Liu Gao shouted.

Hu Sanniang closed her eyes subconsciously, and suddenly she felt like she was taking off into the sky!
Hu Sanniang instinctively opened her eyes again, only to find that she was already in the air!

She hurriedly hugged Liu Gao tightly with both hands and wrapped her legs around Liu Gao's waist!

With my eyes closed, the wind whistles in my ears!

Hu Sanniang felt like her heart was about to jump out of her throat!

Time seemed to slow down all of a sudden!

It was so slow that it seemed like a thousand years!
But so fast!

It was so fast that it seemed like just a moment!

"Whoosh-"

Before Hu Sanniang could react, there was another slap on the fattest part of her face!

"arrive!"

Liu Gao's voice rang in my ears.

The hot breath sprayed on her cheeks and made her whole body go limp:
"Still coming down?"

"I want you to be widowed!"

Hu Sanniang retorted stubbornly, but she still kept her arms around Liu Gao's neck and her legs around his waist!
“By the way, this place is also high!”

Liu Gao suddenly understood, and Hu Sanniang once again felt the feeling of flying in the clouds and feeling ecstatic!
"Shh-"

Liu Gao put one hand around Hu Sanniang's slender waist and jumped down with her!

Keep grabbing a handful of branches with your other hand to cushion the flow!
It was clearly a buffer, but Hu Sanniang felt the impact was even greater!
Before Hu Sanniang could react, her feet had already landed on the ground. Liu Gao asked her in her ear:

"Are you okay?"

Hu Sanniang sneered:
"nonsense!
"Can I have a ..."

Liu Gao immediately let go of her slender waist.

Hu Sanniang's legs went limp, and she knelt down in front of Liu Gao...

(End of this chapter)

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