Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 47 Ximen Qing: Wang Po, what do you want to do?
Wu Song comforted Liu Gao: "Don't worry, brother!
"My second brother is a martial arts master. Who can stop him on Jingyang Ridge?"

Jiao Ting also said: "Sir, the master must have gone to hunt down Ximen Qing!"

Right!

Liu Gao thought that throughout the entire "Water Margin", there were not many people who could defeat Lu Zhishen.

And it is impossible for those few to appear in Jingyang Ridge during this period of time.

So, Jiao Ting was right, Lu Zhishen should have gone to hunt down Ximen Qing.

Of course, Ximen Qing could not be a match for Lu Zhishen.

So Liu Gao felt relieved, but he found that he could no longer return to Hua Yue Niang's arms...

I have to say, it smells delicious!
Wu Song and Jiao Ting skinned the white-browed tiger, built a bonfire, cut the tiger meat and roasted it over the fire.

When the aroma of tiger meat wafted in the air, Liu Gao took the roasted tiger leg handed to him by Wu Song and began to chew on it.

It’s actually not tasty and hard to chew.

But what’s the need for a bicycle when you can eat barbecue in this freezing cold weather!
Hua Yue Niang also ate a little with Liu Gao, while Wu Song and Jiao Ting ate voraciously and devoured the food!

Half an hour later, Wu Song and Jiao Ting, with their big bellies, were leaning against the wall of the mountain temple, picking their teeth.

Liu Gao and Hua Yue Niang sat around the campfire, warming themselves by the fire while patiently waiting for Lu Zhishen to return.

This wait lasted a whole night...

"Oh mom!"

Liu Gao suddenly woke up from his dream!
He had a nightmare in which he was surrounded by beautiful girls!
What Hua Yue Niang, what Hu San Niang, what Li Shi Shi, what Pan Jin Lian, what Lady Liu Zhi Zhai…

They were as fierce as wolves and tigers, and scared Liu Gao so much that he shouted, "Brothers, save me!"
As a result, so many brothers are missing!
Seeing that he was about to be eaten alive by Yingying and Yanyan, Liu Gao kicked his legs and finally woke up from his dream!
Then I found out that he was sleeping in Hua Yue Niang's arms!
It was obvious that he and Hua Yue Niang had both slept with their backs against the big pillar in the mountain temple before!
Perhaps he fell asleep and unconsciously leaned towards Hua Yue Niang, and ended up sleeping in Hua Yue Niang's arms...

Fortunately, Hua Yue Niang didn’t wake up!

Liu Gao quickly got up and went to look for Wu Song and Jiao Ting, not noticing that Hua Yue Niang's face had already turned red...

……

"My second brother hasn't come back yet?"

Liu Gao opened his eyes wide in disbelief.

Wu Song and Jiao Ting nodded at the same time:
"Not back yet..."

"Brother, I have been guarding the temple gate all night."

Wu Song obviously didn't sleep well, his eyes were red:

"I haven't seen my second brother come back yet..."

It's over!

Liu Gao felt very disappointed:
Jingyang Ridge is so small, how could it take so long to find it?

But then again, Lu Zhishen is also one of the protagonists of Water Margin!

With good fortune on your side, how could you die so easily?

"Brother, I'm going to look for my second brother!"

Wu Song picked up his stick and said, "Stay here and don't move!"

"Alright!"

Liu Gao warned: "Be careful!"

"Don't worry, brother!"

Wu Song said confidently:

"I'll be right back!"

Wu Song left, but Liu Gao, Hua Yue Niang and Jiao Ting were still waiting at the mountain temple.

This wait lasted for a whole day...

It was not until the sun set that Wu Song came back in dismay:

"Brother, I have searched all over Jingyang Ridge, but I can't find any trace of my second brother..."

Liu Gao was anxious: "Could something happen to my second brother?"

"probably not!"

As a local, Wu Song reminded Liu Gao:

"Brother, although Jingyang Ridge is not big, it connects the mountains!
"Maybe my second brother is lost!"

"get lost?"

Liu Gao suddenly remembered that Lu Zhishen was indeed prone to getting lost!
It’s like Lu Zhishen went from Mount Wutai to Tokyo, but ended up going to Peach Blossom Mountain and beating up the little bully Zhou Tong!
You know, Mount Wutai is in Shanxi, Dongjing is in Henan, and Taohua Mountain is in Shandong! This is so crazy to be lost!
What's even more outrageous is that when they were fighting against Tian Hu -

Lu Zhishen fought with Qiu Qiongying outside Xiangyuan City and fell into a pit!
When Lu Zhishen crawled out of the pit, he found Ma Ling captured alive in Dongguo, Fenyang Prefecture!
Such an outrageous thing happened twice, and the second time Lu Zhishen captured Fang La alive!
When it comes to getting lost, Lu Zhishen is unbeatable!

So, maybe Lu Zhishen is really lost...

"That's it!"

Liu Gao shook his head helplessly:
"You're probably lost, but don't panic!

"Second brother will come find us!"

Wu Song and Jiao Ting looked at each other and had no objection.

Lu Zhishen has been in the martial arts world for many years and has great martial arts skills. Even if he gets lost, he will definitely find his way back.

"Let's go back!"

Liu Gao didn't want to stay in the mountain temple for another night in the cold winter.

As the sun sets, it is too late to go back to work, but they can still go back to “three bowls and no more work”.

When the shopkeeper saw Liu Gao and his friends, he couldn't believe his eyes:

"Did you guests...go over and come back?"

"OK!"

Liu Gao responded casually and asked the store owner to serve wine and food. After eating and drinking his fill, he stayed in the store.

The next morning, Liu Gao and his companions had breakfast and were about to cross the border, but the store owner came out to stop them with good intentions:

"Where are you going, gentlemen?"

Jiao Ting: "Pass the post!"

"Hey sir!"

The store owner didn't know what to say:
"When you passed the post yesterday, you should have seen the official notice!

"There really is a giant beast on Jingyang Ridge!
"You were lucky to get through yesterday, why do you want to risk your lives again?"

Liu Gao: “We are anxious!”

Shopkeeper: “Why are you in such a hurry?”

Liu Gao asked Wu Song to open the bundle, revealing a whole tiger skin that still smelled of blood:

"We have to hurry to the county town to find a professional shop to process the tiger skin!

"It's too late to be afraid of the stink!"

Shop: ヘ(__ヘ)
……

"This Yanggu County is much more lively than Qingfeng Town..."

Liu Gao and his companions finally crossed Jingyang Ridge and arrived at Yanggu County.

While walking along the road looking for a professional shop to process tiger skins, Liu Gao was looking for Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang went from street to street selling pancakes every day.

Just based on his iconic short stature, Liu Gao believed that he would be able to recognize him when he saw him.

A burly man with a bruised face and nose walked towards them and hurriedly went into a roadside teahouse.

"Yo--"

An old woman with triangular eyes said jokingly:

"What wind brought the great official here?"

"Shh-"

The burly man with a bruised face and nose was startled!
Afraid that the triangular-eyed old woman would say something inappropriate and be discovered by Liu Gao and the others, he rushed over and covered her stinky mouth with his hands!

The old woman with triangular eyes was confused:
Sir, what do you want to do?

"Don't make a sound!"

The burly man with a bruised face and nose covered the mouth of the triangular-eyed old woman and forcibly dragged her into the private room...

Peeping through the crack in the window as Liu Gao and his companions walked by, the burly man with a bruised face and nose breathed a sigh of relief.

However, just as he let go of the triangular-eyed old woman's mouth, the triangular-eyed old woman hugged him back!

This time it was the burly man with a bruised face who was confused:
Wang Po, what do you want to do?
【Thanks to my brothers Binbinbin (100) and Anhui Laojiu (100) for the tips. Hugs to them one by one! 】

(End of this chapter)