Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 470: He Taishou: A distinguished guest from the Grand Tutor's Mansion? [1 more]

"Hey hey hey..."

Huazhou government office.

He Taishou approached Yu Jiaozhi with a lewd smile on his face:
"My dear lady, just obey me!

"I love my people like my own children, and I will definitely love you well!"

"Dog officer, don't come over here!"

Yu Jiaozhi had two big dark circles under her eyes, and her eyes were red and bloodshot!
The little face was pale, the hair was disheveled, and he looked so haggard!

Holding a short knife in both hands, Yu Jiaozhi shouted hoarsely to Governor He:

"I will kill you if you dare to come over here!

"If I can't kill you, I'll kill myself!

"Even if I become a ghost, I won't let you go!"

"Straight bitch!"

Even the gentle beast He couldn't help but swear:
How the hell am I supposed to play if you do this?
If he hadn't remembered Yu Jiaozhi's former beauty, He Taishou wouldn't have been able to bring himself to talk to Yu Jiaozhi like this...

Speaking of which, Yu Jiaozhi is also a ruthless person!
I didn't eat, drink or sleep for three whole days, just enduring like that!

Three days!
Governor He was also drunk:
If Yu Jiaozhi drinks a sip of water, she will be drugged and allow him to do whatever he wants!

Or maybe if Yu Jiaozhi closed her eyes and slept for a while, she would find herself tied up in a tortoise shell bind when she woke up!
But Yu Jiaozhi refuses to eat, drink or sleep!

But it's not like I don't eat or drink at all...

Governor He glanced at the potted plants in the room with displeasure!
Only the roots are left!
But Yu Jiaozhi really doesn’t want to sleep!

He held the dagger in both hands, sat with his back against the wall, and stared at the doors and windows with wide eyes!

At the slightest sign of trouble, Yu Jiaozhi would put the knife to her throat!

Three days have passed. If Governor He hadn't been so angry, he would have had Yu Jiaozhi killed!
But the most precious things in this world are what you can’t get and what you have lost.

When one reaches the status and position of Prefect He, there are not many things that he cannot obtain, so he feels that they are even more precious.

In other words, Yu Jiaozhi must be played with!

"My dear, I only have admiration for you and never intend to harm you!"

Governor He took a deep breath, put on a smiling face, and pointed at the delicacies on the table:

"You don't have to obey me, but you still have to eat, right?
"You've eaten all the potted plants, what else can you eat?
"Come on, come on, don't be so hard on your stomach!
"Eat your fill first, then we can have a good talk!
"It would be best if you are willing to obey me. If you are not willing, I can still let you go!

"We can talk about it, right?

"Okay, let's eat something first..."

"go out!"

Yu Jiaozhi no longer had the strength to scream, and with her breath barely fading, she pointed a dagger at Governor He!
"Haha, I'm waiting for you to change your mind!"

Governor He didn't waste any more time talking to her and turned around and walked out.

When they got outside, Governor He curled his lips:

I'll see how long you can hold on!
There were four sturdy maids guarding the door. They were broad-shouldered and thick-bellied, with bodies as strong as Sun Erniang.

Governor He pursed his lips:
“Guard it well!

"If anyone runs away or dies, I will only hold you responsible!"

The four sturdy maids nodded and bowed hurriedly in agreement, and after seeing off Governor He, they became as ferocious as wolves and tigers again.

He Taishou had not walked a few steps from Yu Jiaozhi's place when suddenly a servant ran over in a panic:
"Husband, someone is coming from Tokyo!"

"Oh?"

Governor He opened his eyes wide:
"who?"

The servant lowered his voice and said:

"Someone from the Grand Tutor's Mansion!"

"Eunxiang!"

At this moment, Governor He was so excited that he almost cried:

Has Eun-sang finally remembered me, his favorite student?
Cai Jing placed him in the position of prefect of Huazhou for many years, and Prefect He had already become bored with the position.

Although being a local emperor in Huazhou is not bad, but Governor He misses the extravagant life in Tokyo! He misses the extravagant life in Tokyo!

I miss the debauchery of Tokyo!

I miss the beautiful girls in Tokyo!

He doesn't like the cold in Washington State, he likes the heat in Tokyo...

"go!"

Governor He trotted all the way to the front hall.

There was a pale-faced scholar, several guards and a fat monk sitting in the front hall, drinking tea.

Governor He was suspicious by nature, so even though he knew that the enemy was coming from Tokyo, he still stationed more than a dozen guards at the door.

After bringing in a few of the most capable fighters, Governor He asked with a smile:
"May I ask how many of you are from the Grand Tutor's Mansion..."

The pale-faced scholar waved his goose-feather fan impatiently, took out the token of the Grand Tutor's Mansion and threw it to Governor He.

But Governor He was so frightened that he hurriedly caught it with both hands, fearing that the token of the Grand Tutor's Mansion would fall to the ground.

After a careful inspection, Prefect He was convinced that this was the token of the Grand Tutor's Mansion.

A crab-faced Yu Hou said in an official manner:

"Sir, this is a noble from the Grand Tutor's Mansion, traveling incognito to visit Mount Xiyue!
"The Grand Master has asked you to receive him. If you do a good job in receiving him, you will definitely get some benefits!"

A noble from the Grand Tutor's Mansion?

Governor He thought for a moment:

Could they be descendants of Cai Jing?

Judging from the posture of this pale-faced scholar, it is most likely true!

The token is real, so the person can’t be fake, right?
The suspicious governor He held a grand banquet and invited the pale-faced scholar, the fat monk and several guards to drink.

Of course, during the banquet, Prefect He made several probing questions and asked about some of the romantic affairs in the Grand Tutor's Mansion.

"Does Enxiang still like Cuju?"

Governor He smiled broadly as he poured wine for the pale-faced scholar, seeming to recall the good old days:

"I still remember being a human stake for you, my dear minister!

"En Xiang is circling around me with the ball, and it's like the ball is growing on my feet!
"Instead, it confused me so much that I passed out!"

"fart!"

The pale-faced scholar rolled his eyes at him:
"That's General Gao you're talking about!
"Besides, General Gao loves to use beautiful women as human stakes!
“It’s a great way to practice football and also a great way to improve your character!
"What can I learn by using you as a human stake?

"It's full of nonsense!"

When Governor He heard this, he felt relieved:
Most people don’t even know that Gao Qiu has this perverted hobby!
Governor He immediately pretended to slap his mouth:

"Yes, yes, your humble servant farted! Your humble servant farted!"

After testing the pale-faced scholar, Governor He asked the fat monk:

"I haven't asked, who is this master..."

Crab-faced Yu Hou solemnly introduces:
“This is the eminent monk from Daxiangguo Temple, his Buddhist name is Shunfeng!

"Enxiang often went to Daxiangguo Temple to discuss Buddhism with Master Shunfeng, and they became close friends!
"Master Shunfeng accompanied the nobleman to Mount Xiyue this time to listen to the Buddhist music at Huazang Temple and Hanging Temple on behalf of Enxiang!"

"I see!"

When Governor He saw the fat monk's ferocious look, he found it hard to imagine that he was an enlightened monk.

Governor He had also gone to Daxiangguo Temple to burn incense in Tokyo in the past, so he tried to test the fat monk again.

As a result, the fat monk answered the questions fluently and without any mistakes, so Governor He finally felt relieved.

After three rounds of wine and five dishes, the fat monk stood up:

"Donors, please eat first. I'm going to wash my hands!"

A servant accompanied the fat monk out.

When they arrived at the courtyard, the fat monk grabbed the servant!
Under the cover of night, the fat monk cornered him and asked in a low voice:
"Where is Yu Jiaozhi?"

(End of this chapter)