Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 476: Lu Zhishen: I don’t like women! [3 more]

I'm crazy...

Governor He: If I had hands, I wouldn't need more, just one would be enough. It's up to you whether I cut them or not!

But reality is so cruel. Governor He was beaten to the ground by Wang Yi and begged for mercy...

"Yes! It's all because of him!"

In order to break the awkwardness, Shi Jin also rushed forward and beat up Governor He, beating him half to death!

After going up the mountain, Yu Jiaozhi ate something and drank some water, and regained some strength.

At this time, Yu Jiaozhi was sobbing, and occasionally glanced at Lu Zhishen out of the corner of her eyes. She didn't care about the life or death of Governor He.
Others did not notice Yu Jiaozhi's little action, but it could not be hidden from Liu Gao, who was keeping an eye on everything and listening carefully.

Although Yu Jiaozhi appears to have seen through the world, her eyes and eyebrows are full of tenderness when she steals a glance at Lu Zhishen!

You know, in ancient times, people would choose a hero who saved a beautiful girl based on her appearance.

If you are handsome, beautiful women will say: "I have nothing to repay you with, so I will give you my body..."

If you are ugly, beautiful women will say: "I have nothing to repay you with, I can only work like a cow or a horse in the next life..."

It's rare that Lu Zhishen meets someone who doesn't care about appearance!

He actually didn't choose the Nine-Striped Dragon with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but chose the Flower Monk who was eight feet tall and eight feet around the waist!

It’s a pity that although Hua Heshang is called Hua Heshang, he is actually as pure as a little white flower in terms of men and women.

Yu Jiaozhi was almost like a waiting stone for her husband, while Lu Zhishen was still smiling and asking Liu Gao:
"Brother, these minions from Shaohua Mountain must belong to Erlong Mountain!

“All the horses can be sent to Liangshanpo!
"Brother, the guy you recommended, Bao Xu, is a very honest person!
"He was an infantryman himself, and he gave me more than 300 good horses, blah blah blah..."

"Third brother..."

While he was taking a breath, Liu Gao interrupted:
"Wang Yi wants to marry his daughter to Shi Dalang.

"What do you think?"

"inappropriate!"

Lu Zhishen shook his big head like a rattle:
"He saved Wang Yi and his daughter, which was what a hero does!
"If I marry Yu Jiaozhi, I will be inferior!
"It's like I'm repaying a favor, and I'm just making people laugh at me for nothing!"

"is it?"

Liu Gao smiled and pulled out his goose feather fan, shaking it while asking:

"What if it was you?"

Lu Zhishen shook his big head so much that an afterimage appeared:
"Don't joke, big brother. I'm a monk!"

"Come on, brother!"

Liu Gao sneered and exposed him:
"Which monk drinks alcohol, eats meat, curses people, and kills people...

"You shaved your head to avoid being hunted by the government. Don't tell me you are truly devoted to Buddhism!"

Lu Zhishen chuckled, rubbing his shiny bald head with his big hands like a palm leaf fan:

"It's cool after shaving!"

Liu Gao smiled and asked: "So, what if it was you?"

"That won't work either!"

Lu Zhishen refused without even thinking:
"I'm also afraid of being laughed at!
"Besides, you know me, brother. I don't like women!"

Liu Gao looked at Yu Jiaozhi helplessly:

Come on, big sister, I can only help you up to this point!
Yu Jiaozhi cried even more sadly.

"Go to hell, you dog!"

Liu Gao was startled and looked up hurriedly:

It turned out that Wang Yi roared, picked up Yu Jiaozhi's short knife, and frantically thrust it in and out of He Taishou's body:

“Puff, puff, puff…”

Originally, Yu Jiaozhi wanted to kill her enemy with her own hands, but now she feels very wronged and wants to cry, maybe because of Lu Zhishen.

The more Lu Zhishen ignored her, the more she cried.

The more she cried, the more frantically Wang Yi stabbed her.

He stabbed the prefect He into a coal-like substance... But no one thought that Wang Yi was so cruel. A crooked official like the prefect He who bullied men and women deserved to die!

After stabbing to death the governor He who had kidnapped his daughter and sent him into exile, Wang Yi finally came to his senses.

After losing the dagger, Wang Yi hugged his daughter and cried:
"Daughter, it's all your fault that you are incompetent..."

Yu Jiaozhi took the opportunity to hug him and cry bitterly, which made Lu Zhishen feel annoyed:
"I saved my daughter and killed my enemy. Why are you still crying?"

Wang Yi wiped away his tears: "Master, how can you be so hard-hearted..."

"father!"

Yu Jiaozhi quickly dissuaded Wang Yi:
"Master is right!"

Wang Yi: (_)
"Yes, yes, don't cry anymore."

Wang Yi sighed: "Daughter, do you really want to become a nun?"

Yu Jiaozhi nodded.

"That's fine!"

Wang Yi shook his head and said helplessly:
"Dad has some connections in all the major temples in Huashan..."

Yu Jiaozhi shook her little head like a rattle:
"My daughter doesn't want to become a nun in Huashan..."

Wang Yi was stunned: "Isn't this close...

"where do you want to go?"

Yu Jiaozhi hung her little head and said weakly:
"My daughter heard that there is a Baozhu Temple in Qingzhou...

"It is world-famous and very effective..."

On the way, Lu Zhishen boasted to Shi Jin about the benefits of Erlong Mountain, so Yu Jiaozhi heard it and went to Baozhu Temple.

Wang Yi was completely confused, but Liu Gao, Dai Zong, and Shi Jin all looked at Lu Zhishen:
Can you still pray for marriage at Baozhu Temple?

Lu Zhishen was completely confused and said quickly:

"The Baozhu Temple is full of monks!
"I'm afraid it will be inconvenient for you to go!"

"It's okay, I'm devoted to Buddhism!
"Whether it's convenient or not is not something I consider!"

Yu Jiaozhi glanced at him secretly:
"Besides, there is a master in Baozhu Temple, so I can worship Buddha with peace of mind..."

Good guy!
The only person present was probably Lu Zhishen, a narrator. Even a big-headed person like Shi Jin could see it:
This is stuck!

"This……"

Wang Yi naturally understood it as well.

He looked at Lu Zhishen, who seemed to be a good son-in-law except for his hair!

Looking at how swiftly Lu Zhishen kills people, he doesn't seem like someone who can strictly abide by the rules and regulations!
Bajie broke at least four or five precepts!
Who knows, maybe one day she will return to secular life and become a perfect match with his daughter!
Besides, although his daughter was not deflowered, her reputation was ruined after being kept under house arrest by Governor He for three days and three nights.

Gritting his teeth and glaring, Wang Yi threw himself before Lu Zhishen and pleaded for his daughter:
"Master, please allow me to practice Buddhism in Baozhu Temple with my hair uncut!"

Lu Zhishen: (Д≡Д)
……

After tossing and turning for half the night, Shi Jin took advantage of Lu Zhishen and climbed onto Liu Gao's bed, and they fell asleep with their feet touching.

Shi Jin hugged Liu Gao's feet and asked, "I don't even know your name..."

"Didn't I introduce you to my family?"

Lu Zhishen scratched his bald head, it seemed like he hadn't really introduced himself:

"My elder brother is known as Little Xuande in the martial arts world..."

"If I had never known little Xuande in my life, would I have wasted my time even if I were called a hero?"

Shi Jin jumped up and bowed to Liu Gao excitedly:
"Little brother Shi Jin greets brother!"

[Shi Jin's favorability +10000! ]

[Congratulations to the master and Shi Jin for becoming "sworn brothers"! ]

Originally, when Lu Zhishen said that it was Liu Gao who saved him, he didn't believe it, after all, it was Lu Zhishen who took action at that time.

Now knowing that Liu Gao was the Little Xuande, Shi Jin believed it immediately:

This is the world-famous little Xuande!
A person's reputation is like the shadow of a tree, how can you not believe it?
(End of this chapter)