Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 492 Zhang Bangchang: Why don't you play by the rules? [1 more]

"Lure the tiger away from the mountain, fish in troubled waters, capture the thief and the king...

"Three thousand men defeated 180,000 rebels...

"Personally behead the pseudo-governor Cai Qing..."

Li Shishi's beautiful eyes sparkled when she heard this:
"I only knew that your master was a talented writer, but I didn't expect he was also capable of governing a country!
"Such a great talent, I just regret that I have no chance to meet him..."

Li Shishi said this and asked casually:

“But God is fair, it is impossible to give a person talent and also give him appearance!
"Your master's appearance..."

"My wife is wrong, God is so unfair!"

Yan Qing told Li Shishi seriously:
"My master has a face like a jade crown, sword-like eyebrows, bright eyes, red lips and white teeth, handsome, suave, talented, and extraordinary..."

"Really, I don't believe it!"

Li Shishi smiled and said: Are you reciting idioms to me here?

"Don't laugh, madam. I am really at a loss for words..."

Yan Qing had no choice but to point to his own face:

"My master's appearance is ten times better than mine!"

Yan Qing had said so much about Li Shishi before, but it didn't feel real. Now that he said this, he felt it.

Originally, Yan Qing was already very handsome in Li Shishi's eyes, but she didn't expect that Liu Gao's appearance was even better than Yan Qing!

Still ten times!
Li Shishi was a little dazed.

I can't help but picture in my mind the image of a handsome scholar with a feather fan and a royal turban, looking heroic and majestic.

After a while, she came back to her senses. She was not shy about it. She tucked her hair behind her ears and asked Yan Qing:

“Your master wants to suppress the bandits?
"Tian Hu is one of the 'Four Great Bandits' in the world. He has a strong army and powerful horses. The imperial court can't do anything to him for a while!
"Isn't your master afraid?"

"The Four Great Bandits?"

Yan Qing was surprised.

Of course he knew the four great bandits, but he never expected that Li Shishi knew all of them!
If Li Shishi knew it, it meant that the emperor might also know it, or even that the emperor told Li Shishi!
Doesn’t this mean that Liu Gao has an appointment with the government, and Liu Neng also has an appointment with the government?
"Don't you know?"

Li Shishi proudly showed off her broad knowledge:
"Liu Neng from Shandong, Tian Hu from Hebei, Wang Qing from Huaixi, Fang La from Jiangnan!
"Even the government is troubled by them!"

"I see……"

Yan Qing laughed:
"My master treats the four major bandits like grass, and only regrets that he has no chance to eliminate them himself!"

"Is it?"

Li Shishi asked with a smile:

"If your master had the chance, would he be able to wipe out the four great bandits?"

Yan Qing: "It's so easy!"

“What a great…ambition!”

Li Shishi covered her red lips with her snow-white hands and yawned:

"I'm a little tired..."

Mother Li had been peeping at the side and had long lost her patience. Seeing this, she immediately rushed out and pushed Yan Qing out:

"My daughter is tired today, let's do it another day!"

"Hey--"

Yan Qing had no choice but to leave first.

"My daughter, why waste your energy on such a servant!"

Mother Li nagging:
"The officials are coming soon, you need to conserve your energy!

"Otherwise, how can we withstand the thunder and lightning of the government?"

Li Shishi sneered and turned away:

What you thought was thunder and lightning was just a drizzle...

……

The next day, Zichen Palace.

Song Huizong looked down at all the civil and military officials:
"My dear friends, what do you think?"

Civil and military officials immediately started talking about it. It was obvious that Liu Gao's record felt outrageous to them!
Li Liyuan's score!
But everyone can see that Liu Gao has two big legs:

One thigh is called Cai Jing, the other thigh is called Gao Qiu!

"Your Majesty, I think——"

Zhang Bangchang stood out from the crowd. He knew that what he was going to say next would probably offend Cai Jing and Gao Qiu!

It might even offend Emperor Huizong of Song!

Besides, there's no point in saying it, but he still has to say it!
If for no other reason than to vent my anger!
Zhang Bangchang said seriously:
"Liu Zhizhou is young and holds a high position. He is a pillar of the country!
"But I think we should give young people more time to grow up, so as not to ruin their talents by forcing them to grow!"

As Zhang Bangchang spoke, he looked at Cai Jing and Gao Qiu. As expected, Gao Qiu stood up straight after hearing this:

"Your Majesty, I—

"Seconded!"

"Your Majesty, General Gao..."

Zhang Bangchang was anxious to interrupt Gao Qiu, but halfway through his words he suddenly realized that Gao Qiu was supporting him.

What are you doing?
Zhang Bangchang looked at Gao Qiu in confusion.

Gao Qiu just smiled and nodded at him as usual.

What the hell...

Why don't you play by the rules?
Zhang Bangchang almost choked to death and gasped:

“…That’s right!”

Song Huizong looked at Zhang Bangchang and then at Gao Qiu with a strange expression:

Do you two have some dirty PY deal?

After two seconds of silence, Song Huizong looked at Cai Jing:
"Lord Cai, what do you think?"

Cai Jing keenly caught the strange look that just flashed across Song Huizong's face, so he decisively supported it:

"Your Majesty, I think young people should be given more training so that they can grow up."

Song Huizong nodded with satisfaction:

So no one else can do it, and Cai Jing has to be the one who understands my thoughts best!
"Just as you say, my dear!"

Song Huizong waved his sleeves:
"Let Liu Qing serve as the Recruiting Envoy of Hedong and Hebei, and allocate 10,000 elite troops from Shandong and Hebei to him to suppress the bandits...

"Appoint Lu Qilin as the military commander, and General Duan to provide food and fodder...

"I'll give him everything he deserves. I just want to see what other surprises he can bring me!"

Cai Jing, Gao Qiu, and Zhang Bangchang: "Your Majesty is wise!"

……

A beautiful girl with picturesque features and a pretty face rode a silver-maned horse and left the city alone in casual clothes.

What she didn't know was that there were a few ruffians following her from a distance, talking about her.

"Beautiful, so beautiful!"

"I have never seen such a beautiful person!"

"Her fingers are as tender as lotus roots in a lotus pond, her waist is as slender as the willows on Zhangtai, her steps are like flowing gold, her rosy cheeks are reflected in her emerald eyebrows. Tonight, when I look back under the lamp, I see that she is a fairy from heaven, ascending and descending from the peaks of Wushan Mountain."

"My goodness, you can also write poetry?"

“Heirloom!”

"If I could have a chance with her, even if I died right then, my family's graves would be filled with smoke!"

"Even if I die under the peony flowers, I will still be romantic even if I become a ghost. Hahaha!"

A few ruffians and poor people stared at the little beauty with lustful eyes, and they couldn't help but catch up with her as soon as they left the city.

"Where are you going, young lady?"

"Why don't you come to my house? My house is quite big..."

"Young lady, let me see..."

A few ruffians surrounded the little beauty, saying some obscene and shameless words with a grin on their faces.

The little beauty took off a long and thick thing wrapped in brocade from the victory hook.

"Hey, young lady, do you like fishing too?"

"Brother will take you to see the red-scaled fish!"

“Hehehe, young lady, you don’t know yet, the red-scaled fish he raises are big and red!”

The little beauty said nothing, but just pulled the embroidered ribbon, revealing the Fang Tian Hua Ji wrapped in brocade!
"hiss--"

Several ruffians couldn't help but gasp:
The little beauty also brought a big toothpick?

[The day before yesterday, I drove on the highway for more than four hours to Beijing, and yesterday I drove on the highway for more than four hours to go home. I was exhausted. I also need to conserve my energy and build up my strength so that I can explode.]

(End of this chapter)