Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 53 Wang Po: The master is so awesome!

fraud!

big liar!
The next morning, Hua Yueniang saw Pan Jinlian coming out of Liu Gao's room and almost gnashed her teeth:
I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!

Hua Yue Niang originally thought that Pan Jinlian was a good girl who kept herself clean!

Now I realize that I was blind!

Hua Yue Niang was still thinking about protecting Pan Jinlian, but Pan Jinlian ended up showing up at her doorstep!

The clown is actually herself!
Pan Jinlian looked at Hua Yueniang timidly:
"Miss, I went to wash your feet and body last night...

"I just did my duty as a maid..."

……All right!
Hua Yue Niang put herself in Liu Gao's shoes and thought about it. If Liu Gao wanted to do something, Pan Jinlian really would not be able to refuse.

After all, Pan Jinlian was just a maid.

So, it’s all the fault of the corrupt officials!

Then Liu Gao got up and was met with Hua Yue Niang's glare!
Hua Yue Niang spat at him angrily:
"Bah! Dog officer!"

What did I do wrong again?

Liu Gao was confused.

But Hua Yue Niang had already turned and left, so Liu Gao was too lazy to ask her any more questions.

This little girl is not very thoughtful.

Liu Gao felt like he would become stupid if he cared too much about her...

"Brother, what happened to Hua Xiaomei?"

Wu Song came out from the next room and happened to see this scene.

"nothing."

Liu Gao answered casually, then glanced into the next room:
"Where's your brother?"

"I went out to buy breakfast."

Wu Song said with a smile: "My brother said it is not suitable to eat wine and meat in the morning."

"Makes sense!"

Liu Gao nodded: "How long has your brother been out?"

"Half an hour..."

At this point, Wu Song was stunned for a moment:
If it's just to buy breakfast, half an hour is a bit too long.

After all, Yanggu County is not very big, so even if Wu Dalang finished eating and brought the food back, he would have enough time.

Liu Gao was just about to wonder if Wu Dalang had lost his way when he saw Yun Ge'er running up panting:

"My Lord! No, this is bad!

"You guys, come over there, something's wrong with that short guy..."

That short guy?
If there was no Wu Dalang, Liu Gao would be the short man.

Wu Song, Lu Zhishen and Jiao Ting are all taller than him.

But with Wu Dalang, Liu Gao became more confident:

"Little monkey, what happened to my brother?"

Yun Ge'er took a deep breath and said:

"My dear sir, come with the short man to Wang Po's house to eat noodles!

“He ate a bowl of noodles!

"But Wang Po insisted that he ate two bowls of noodles and asked him to pay for them!

"That short man refused to admit it, so Wang Po asked those present to judge for themselves!

"Even Ximen Du was startled..."

……

Wang Po Teahouse also sells breakfast.

Since Wang Po was a matchmaker and a matchmaker, she could also do things like hug waists, take in concubines, tell stories, and do Ma Bo Liu, so her business was very good.

When the neighbors have nothing to do, they like to sit in Wang Po's Teahouse, where they can eat, drink and brag.

Early this morning, everyone was blaming a short man.

Wang Po put her hands on her hips and angrily asked Wu Dalang:
"You ate two bowls of noodles, why don't you admit it?"

"I'm not, I'm not..."

Wu Dalang refused to admit it.

Although he is cowardly and timid, he can be quite stubborn sometimes.

Just like in the original novel, he knew that Ximen Qing had cheated on him, but he still went to catch the adulterer even though he knew he couldn't beat Ximen Qing! As long as he was right, he would dare to argue with the other party even if it was someone he couldn't afford to offend!
So now he ate one bowl of noodles, and Wang Po said he ate two bowls of noodles, but he refused to admit it no matter what!

"I have been doing business here for decades. Would I wrongly accuse you?"

Wang Po cursed and said, "You ate two bowls of noodles, but I only paid for one bowl!

"Aren't you bullying honest people?"

Someone nearby chimed in: "Shorty, you ate two bowls of noodles but only paid for one bowl, that's wrong!"

Others said, "Paying for food is only natural! You are a foreigner, why are you making trouble here?"

Others said: "Look at your three-inch penis and ugly and wretched appearance. Are you used to taking advantage of others?"

Ximen Qing sneered: "Shorty, this is Yanggu County!

“It’s fine if you just act arrogantly elsewhere!

"If you dare to bully others in Yanggu County, I will not forgive you!"

When Ximen Qing said this, everyone applauded and cheered for him, and some even shouted that the mirror was hanging high...

"I really only ate a bowl of noodles!"

Wu Dalang was so anxious that he was speechless and sweating profusely.

He came out early in the morning to buy food in order to please Liu Gao.

After all, both he and his brother now work for Liu Gao, and there is not much he can do for Liu Gao.

Since it was his first time at Wang Po Teahouse, he didn’t know whether Wang Po’s noodles were delicious, so he tried a bowl first.

After finishing the meal, Wu Dalang felt that the food was not tasty, so he wanted to pay the bill and leave.

Unexpectedly, Wang Po held him back and insisted that he had eaten two bowls of noodles.

At the beginning, it was only Wu Dalang and Wang Po arguing, but in the end, everyone around them helped Wang Po, and everyone started blaming Wu Dalang.

When Ximen Qing came, he took sides and even threatened to punish him!
Wu Dalang was surrounded in the middle, just like "sitting in a well and looking at the sky", feeling wronged and afraid...

"How do you prove that you only ate one bowl of noodles?"

Ximen Qing stared into his eyes and sneered:

“Where’s the evidence?

"When we, the government, investigate cases, we rely on evidence!"

"evidence……"

Wu Dalang was so overwhelmed by Ximen Qing's aggressiveness that he was sweating profusely and could not speak...

"No evidence?"

Ximen Qing became even more arrogant after becoming the head of the police. He grabbed Wu Dalang's hand and said:

"Go to the government office and tell them!"

"what?"

Wu Dalang was stunned:

I just ate a bowl of noodles!

No, isn’t the law enforcement in Yanggu County so strict?
"Pfft!"

Wu Dalang knelt down before Ximen Qing and begged bitterly:
"Ximending Dutou, please understand. I really didn't..."

"I knew he ate two bowls of noodles, but I only paid for one. Look, he knelt down with a guilty conscience!"

"Isn't it? How can someone so ugly be a good person?"

“So it is said that appearance is determined by the heart!”

"Eat two bowls of noodles and pay for one! HE--TUI! Shame on you!"

The onlookers pointed and talked a lot, and one by one they convicted Wu Dalang of a crime!
Do you think I’m awesome?

Ximen Qing turned around and glanced at Wang Po triumphantly.

Wang Po threw a coquettish glance and said: My lord, you are so great!
"I kneeled down only to ask for the Lord Commander Ximen's understanding, not because I felt guilty..."

Wu Dalang is about to cry!
However, his voice was so weak that no one paid attention to what he said.

"Wuda, stand up!"

Just then, a loud shout came from the door!
Wu Dalang stood up with a start, and everyone present looked at the person at the door!
I don't know when a handsome scholar with clear eyes and delicate features appeared at the door!
Behind the pale-faced scholar, there were two burly men following on the left and right!

One of the burly guys rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action!
Ximen Qing's gaze collided with that of the pale-faced scholar, and sparks seemed to fly in the air!

snort!
Ximen Qing sneered:

You were so cruel the day before yesterday, but I am no longer the same person today!

If you have the guts, try hitting me again!
(End of this chapter)