Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 556 Plan B [2 more]

"Your Majesty——"

In the palace, Yan Poxi's voice was so tender today that Tian Ding's bones softened:
"Beauty——"

Yan Poxi said delicately:

"I heard that Bian Xiang dared to attack my brother in the court?"

Tian Ding was completely bewitched by Yan Poxi:
"Don't be angry, my beauty. I have thrown him into prison!"

"Humph!"

Yan Poxi said coquettishly:

"It's too easy for him to be thrown into the Heavenly Prison!

"I will not calm down until I have him paraded through the streets as a warning to everyone!"

"Good good!"

Tian Ding followed Yan Poxi's advice. Besides, since Bian Xiang had already been thrown into prison, it didn't matter if he was paraded through the streets:
"I will arrange for Bian Xiang to be paraded through the streets as a warning to all!"

After instructing the eunuch to make the arrangements, Tian Ding took the opportunity to attack Yan Poxi:
"Beauty, hehehe..."

"My king, do not look at anything indecent!"

Yan Poxi's expression changed immediately:
"Today we should learn the Thousand Character Classic!"

"what?"

Tian Ding: (_)
……

Heaven Prison.

Bian Xiang was beaten with two hundred sticks in the past two days. After the severe torture, his body was covered with bruises and wounds.

He doesn't know why he has been fighting with swords and sabers for so many years, just to be tortured into confessing?

But Bian Xiang knew that he could not be tortured into confessing.

If he confesses, not only will he die, but he will also bear the infamy!
So at this moment, Bian Xiang was like a sick tiger, whose power would not be lost even after death, and he would roar in the mountains and forests at the last moment:
"Unfair—unjust—"

The entire sky prison was buzzing with the sound of his tiger, leopard and thunder.

A young jailer came over and scolded Bian Xiang:
"Stop barking, old dog!

"If you scream again, I'll break your legs!"

Bian Xiang glared at him: "Your Majesty..."

"The King will not see you!"

The jailer sneered:

"Old dog, now that you're in, don't even think about getting out..."

"The king has a decree!"

Just then a eunuch came to convey the imperial edict.

The young jailer was horrified: Is the king going to change his mind?
Bian Xiang laughed out loud:

"What did I say?

"The king will never forget my achievements!
"Quick! Let me out!"

The eunuch rolled his eyes and said in a gloomy tone:
"The king has ordered that the criminal Bian Xiang be paraded through the streets as a warning to others!"

"Hahaha...hiccups!"

Bian Xiang almost choked to death from laughing so hard, his eyes widened in disbelief:

"You, what did you say?
"Your Majesty, are you going to let me go? Are you going to parade me through the streets as a warning to the public?"

"Humph!"

The eunuch was too lazy to explain to Bian Xiang, so he turned around and left after delivering the message.

This time it was the jailer's turn to laugh:

"Don't be impatient, old dog, don't you want to go out?
"I'll send you out like this, and let you go out in glory!"

Bian Xiang: (ノ义)ノ彡┻━┻

At the same time, Song Jiang also received the king's oral order.

"what?"

Song Jiang was stunned: "The king sent me to the palace to play chess?"

The eunuch smiled and said, "Yes, General, please come in!"

Song Jiang calmly handed over a gold ingot.

The eunuch stuffed the gold into his sleeves and kindly reminded:
"Your Majesty is no match for your sister. When the commander goes, he must help the king..."

Song Jiang smiled: "So that's the case, of course!"

When Song Jiang arrived at the palace, he met Wu Yong again:
"Shangshu, why are you..."

Wu Yong smiled bitterly and shook his head:

"Your Majesty is no match for your sister, so you summoned me here to help your Majesty with just one word..."

At this point, Wu Yong covered his mouth with the goose feather fan and whispered to Song Jiang:

"There's something wrong with your sister!" We are using the beauty trap!
"Why does your sister always make the king feel so frustrated?"

Song Jiang was stunned: "Actually, I don't know why...

"But don't you think the king would be tempted by this?"

Wu Yong thought about it and said, "That's right..."

Both of them are smart, but they are not careful about matters between men and women, so they can't guess Yan Poxi's mind...

In short, as long as the result is good, it's fine.

……

"Boom-boom--"

That guy in Weisheng City, that scene!
The gongs and drums are noisy, the firecrackers are blasting, the red flags are waving, and there are huge crowds of people!
People from all over the city came to watch Bian Xiang being paraded through the streets.

Bian Xiang was tied to a prison van and pushed through the streets.

The jailer even shouted at the top of his voice to promote Bian Xiang:
"The criminal Bian Xiang disrespected the king and colluded with foreign enemies..."

Slow!

Bian Xiang was confused:

Why am I charged with an additional crime of disrespecting the king?
When did I disrespect the king?

Originally, Bian Xiang thought that Tian Ding wanted to frame him, but he always felt that Tian Ding had no motive.

Now, after hearing this, Bian Xiang finally understood Tian Ding's motive:

It turns out that you think I’m meddling too much!

Didn’t I ask you to be diligent in government affairs?
Didn’t I just want you to stay away from treacherous officials?
Didn’t I just tell you to stay away from women?

No, I'm doing this for your own good!

Where is the law of heaven!

Bian Xiang felt like his kindness was being taken for granted:
Tian Ding is such an ungrateful person, he simply repays kindness with enmity!
"Kill the spy!"

Someone in the crowd was cursing, and a kid picked up a rotten egg from somewhere and threw it at Bian Xiang!
"Snapped!"

Bian Xiang was cursing Tian Ding in his heart when he was hit in the face by a rotten egg without noticing!

The egg white and yolk were all over his face, and Bian Xiang got angry:

"I'm not a spy..."

"Snapped!"

The jailer went up and gave him a whip:

"If you are not a spy, then who is a spy!

"If you dare to deny it again, you will be beaten with a stick!"

Bian Xiang was about to curse, but someone threw the rotten peach so accurately that it hit his mouth!
"Well……"

Bian Xiang wanted to vomit, but he couldn't. Swallowing was even more impossible. The rotten peach blocked his mouth and he couldn't speak.

"Look, there's nothing to say!"

The jailer spat fiercely:

"HE-TUI!"

Bian Xiang: ヽ(o`皿′o)

Once someone starts something like this, others will follow suit.

There are no consequences anyway, so why not just smash it for fun?
As for whether Bian Xiang is a spy, who cares?
Anyway, everyone in this city, including the king, is a traitor!

So the people threw out whatever they could get their hands on.

There was even a brick-thrower.

A brick hit Bian Xiang's face so hard that it was covered in blood!

Bian Xiang had now completely given up on Tian Ding, the State of Jin, and even himself...

At this moment, someone suddenly shouted:
"The imperial court has 100,000 troops here, and those who resist will die!"

This roar, like the sound of thunder and tigers, made the onlookers' heads buzz!
Bian Xiang was also confused:
The imperial court’s 100,000 troops have arrived?
Suddenly, a nine-foot tall man rushed out from the crowd, holding two swords. He rushed forward and knocked down several jailers!

Bian Xiang took a closer look:
Isn’t this Sun An?

Sun An rushed onto the prisoner car and chopped the wooden frame with his sword:
"Master, I'm here to save you!"

Bian Xiang was so moved that he burst into tears:

He had long seen Sun An as a loyal and righteous man, and sure enough, it was Sun An who came to save him!

Sun An pulled Bian Xiang off the prisoner's wagon and stuffed him directly into a passing carriage:
"You go first, I'll cover you!"

Bian Xiang fell headfirst into the carriage, feeling pain all over his body.

It turned out that the carriage was filled with pebbles!

A pale-faced scholar was sitting cross-legged among the pebbles.

The pale-faced scholar smiled at Bian Xiang:
"Nice to meet you!"

Bian Xiang: (⊙ω⊙)
(End of this chapter)