Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 582: Li Shishi, sitting up in shock from her dying illness [1 update]

"Hey Mr. Liu!"

Mother Li was very smart. She recognized Liu Gao at a glance and stepped forward to hold Liu Gao's arm skillfully:
"You haven't been here for a long time!"

Then he looked back with a sly look in his eyes and asked Liu Gao in a low voice:
"My wife didn't come today?"

Liu Gao was stunned for a moment before he realized that Mrs. Li was talking about Qiu Qiongying, the scumbag. He curled his lips:
"No."

"That's fine, that's fine!"

Mother Li smiled and walked in with Liu Gao:

"My daughter is admiring your masterpiece again!"

My masterpiece?

Liu Gao remembered.

That was his first time visiting Li Shishi's abode, but he didn't get to see Li Shishi because of Qiu Qiongying's interruption.

Before leaving, I copied a poem "Yu Meiren: Listening to the Rain" by Jiang Jie, a poet of the Southern Song Dynasty, on the white wall.

I didn’t expect that after so long, Li Shishi was still admiring it.

Liu Gao followed Mother Li inside and saw a gorgeous woman lazily reclining on a small exquisitely carved bed made of nanmu wood in the courtyard.

The stunning beauty looked like a napping cat, squinting at the wall.

On the pink wall was the copy of "Yu Meiren: Listening to the Rain" by Liu Gao.

Ah!
Liu Gao smiled:

Look at how ignorant you are!

But I have to say, this scene is beautiful.

Especially after the snow, the snow on the eaves melted.

Like raindrops, falling one by one.

It just fits the artistic conception of the lyrics.

Of course, the main reason is because Li Shishi is so beautiful!
It’s so beautiful that it seems to have its own beauty effect, flawless!
If we talk about beauty alone, Hua Yue Niang, Hu San Niang, Qiu Qiongying, Princess Tianshou, and Li Feifei are not inferior to Li Shishi.

But Li Shishi has a charm that is even more unmatched by all of them combined!

Even if Li Shishi does nothing, just leaning lazily on the small bed, she is already very charming!
This is the most famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty!

"My daughter!"

Mother Li knew that Liu Gao was a big fat sheep from Shandong, no, a rich man, so she quickly stepped forward and called Li Shishi:

"Mr. Liu has come from Shandong to see you!"

"Which Mr. Liu?"

Li Shishi squinted her eyes lazily.

Since her debut, she has only received dignitaries and sold her art but not her body.

With Song Huizong's protection, she is now too lazy to even accept high-ranking officials and dignitaries, and she disdains anyone without talent.

Mother Li quickly pointed to the words on the pink wall.

Li Shishi was stunned, and suddenly "sat up in shock from her dying illness"!
Li Shishi, who was leaning half-dead on a small exquisite bed made of carved nanmu wood, suddenly stood up!
Immediately realizing her own gaffe, Li Shishi behaved herself and sat down steadily like a lady from a noble family.

A pair of slender and round legs are tightly closed together.

Li Shishi gently stretched out her white wrists, and with her green jade fingers she gently gathered the hair hanging from her temples behind her ears, then she looked back.

The foxy eyes seemed to be covered with a thin layer of mist, and they looked dreamily at the handsome scholar behind them:
Oh my god!

Li Shishi was amazed:
I have never seen such a handsome man with a face as handsome as a jade, sword-like eyebrows, eyes as bright as stars, red lips and white teeth, handsome and elegant, suave, talented, and extraordinary bearing...!
That's how Yan Qing praised Liu Gao back then. Li Shishi even thought Yan Qing was reciting idioms here.

Seeing it with my own eyes, I realized that what Yan Qing said was true:

Liu Gao is indeed ten times better than Yan Qing!
But his appearance is not ten times better than Yan Qing's. They both have two eyes and a mouth, so how can it be ten times more abstract?
But Liu Gao's temperament really impressed Li Shishi.

Not only handsome, but also upright!
Liu Gao tried to tremble his body, and Li Shishi couldn't help but cry out:
"Oh……"

She had seen many emperors like Emperor Huizong of Song, and in fact, there were very few people who impressed her with their temperament.

But when Liu Gao's body trembled, Li Shishi's heart was in turmoil and she instinctively wanted to submit to Liu Gao's feet!
She was just thinking about it, but Mother Li really cried out "Oh my God" and collapsed at Liu Gao's feet:

"Sir, you..."

"No need to be so polite, ma'am."

Liu Gao helped Mother Li up with a smile: The power of the tiger's body shaking is quite strong for ordinary people!

It is understandable that Li Shishi did not react so strongly, after all, Li Shishi was Song Huizong's confidante.

Apart from Song Huizong, there were really few people in the Song Dynasty who were qualified to make Li Shishi bow down to them.

Li Shishi was a little dazed.

In fact, in her mind, she had already sketched out the image of a handsome scholar with a feather fan and a royal turban, looking heroic and majestic.

But Li Shishi was also afraid of being exposed to the light.

The Liu Gao she imagined was too perfect. What if he didn't live up to his reputation?

However, what she didn't expect was that the real Liu Gao was even more perfect than she had imagined!

Whether it's appearance, figure, temperament, talent...

Better than Song Huizong in every aspect!

In comparison, Liu Gao is like the bright moonlight!

Song Huizong can only be regarded as a light bulb in a public toilet!

What a world of difference!

Being helped up by Liu Gao, Mother Li couldn't help but mutter to herself:
Sir, could it be that this imposing manner of yours truly reflects the image of some prince?
But the emperor's aura is not as strong as that of the great official. It is impossible that the great official is the emperor emeritus, right?

Li Shishi bowed to Liu Gao.

Liu Gao smiled and said, "It seems that this poem is very much to my lady's taste."

"Yes……"

Li Shishi glanced at the last sentence with a gloomy look:
Before the first term, every step until dawn.

In the past, Li Shishi had not experienced much, but now Song Huizong made her experience it too deeply...

Li Shishi retracted her gaze and looked at Liu Gao with her beautiful eyes:

“The official’s new work has now spread throughout Tokyo.

"I wonder if Shishi would be lucky enough to have the great official write a new work for her?"

"My new work?"

Liu Gao was slightly startled:
"Which one?"

Does that mean there are more songs?
A trace of fiery admiration flashed in Li Shishi's eyes:
"Cut open the chaos to obtain black gold, store the yang and the deepest meaning..."

“It turned out to be the poem ‘Ode to Coal’.”

Liu Gao suddenly realized.

Unexpectedly, Li Gang spread this poem, probably wanting to make a name for himself.

"Okay."

It was winter at that time, and Liu Gao casually picked up a piece of charcoal from the gold and silver brazier in front of Li Shishi's bed.

Walking to the pink wall, Liu Gao finished it in one go!

Dragons and phoenixes dancing, wild and unrestrained!
After finishing writing, Liu Gao put the charcoal into the gold and silver brazier, patted his hands to remove the charcoal black, and at the same time, his tiger body shook.

"hiss--"

Li Shishi couldn't help but gasp!
At this moment, her heart was in turmoil, as if she saw a god descending to earth!
Just at this moment, Sun An, who had just left with Li's mother, came in:
"Brother, Xiao Yi is here!"

"Oh."

Liu Gao nodded to Li Shishi, whose face was flushed and infatuated:
"My lady, I have something to do and I'm leaving first.

"See you soon."

After saying this, Liu Gao left in a hurry.

By the time Li Shishi reacted, Liu Gao had disappeared without a trace.

"ah……"

Li Shishi realized that she had lost her mind just now and was actually deeply moved by Liu Gao!
Even after Liu Gao left, Li Shishi was still lingering and felt lost...

This unscientific!

(End of this chapter)