Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 621: Boatman: It's all over if I don't kill you! [2 more]

Sun An, Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun looked towards the center of the river and saw that it was pitch black and they couldn't see any boats at all.

Zhang Shun said to Liu Gao:
"Don't worry, sir!
"With my lowly nature, what is the Yangtze River to me?"

"no……"

Liu Gao pointed to the center of the river: "There really is a boat!"

real or fake?

Zhang Shun looked towards the center of the river suspiciously, and after watching for a long time he saw a small boat slowly approaching.

Good guy!
Zhang Shun couldn't help asking, "How did you know there was a boat?"

Liu Gao explained as if nothing had happened:
"I just have good eyesight and I saw it."

Can you see that far with good eyesight?

Sun An, Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun were all shocked by Liu Gao:

No, are you the reincarnation of the Clairvoyant and the Super Ear?

As they were talking, the boat had already drifted to the shore, and Zhang Heng called out to him:

"Boatman, please bring the boat over and take us across!"

The boatman then rowed the boat over and asked:

"Are you going to cross the river?"

Sun An, Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun could not see clearly in the middle of the night, but Liu Gao had sharp eyes and could see the boatman clearly:

He had thick eyebrows, big eyes, a purple face, was ten feet tall, had broad shoulders and a round waist. He looked very ferocious!

The boatman stood on the boat, folding his arms:
"If you want to cross the river, you must first discuss the price."

Zhang Heng asked him, "How much do you want?"

The boatman looked at Liu Gao and the others one by one:
“Ten taels per person!

"The one with the twin swords on his waist wants twenty taels!"

Sun An placed his hands on his swords and asked kindly:
"Why do you want twenty taels from me?"

The boatman glared:
"You are so big that you can take on two of them!

"Twenty taels or more?"

What you said makes a lot of sense, I'm speechless...

Sun An straightened his chest: "Really... not much!"

Liu Gao, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun: (_)(_)(_)
"No, one or two is too much!"

Zhang Shun came out speechlessly to bargain:
"Why don't you go and rob the ten taels?"

"nonsense!"

The boatman turned around and pointed:
"I'm the only boat on the whole river. How much should I charge you for ten taels?
"The other side of the river is Fang La's territory. If you go there, you will be considered a spy and will be caught and beheaded!

"Not only can I ferry you across, I can also bring you to a safe place on shore!
"Ten taels or more?"

"That's not much."

Liu Gao expressed his position:

"In that case, I'll give you fifty taels.

"You take us to a safe place ashore."

The boatman glanced at the packages carried by Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun and felt that there were at least dozens of taels of silver.

Taking another look at Liu Gao and the other three, the boatman thought to himself:

That bitch is so easy to deal with!
The pale-faced scholar is given for free!
The guy with yellow beard, red hair and red eyes is obviously a guest from a foreign country, so it’s easy to deal with!

Only the one who is nine feet tall and has a waist of eight feet around might have some strength.

But I definitely can't swim, so once I'm in the river, don't I have the final say?
After making up his mind, the boatman said confidently:
"Sir, it's okay to ferry you across.

"But my boat is small and can't carry so many of you.

"I have no choice but to ferry two people across first, so I'll ferry you across first!"

Liu Gao: "Good duck, good duck."

So Liu Gao got on the boat with the help of Zhang Heng like an old Buddha.

The boat was indeed small. Zhang Heng asked Liu Gao to sit in the cabin while he sat at the bow.

Zhang Shun blinked his eyes and said, “Although your boat is not big, how much space can I take up by myself?

"I just squatted on the stern and took a dump!" The boatman laughed secretly:

This damn dog's head should be on the stern!

I'll send you into the water without any effort on my part!
The boatman laughed and said, "Sir, the boat is small, so you need to squat more steadily!"

So Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun, one sat at the bow and the other squatted at the stern.

The boatman rowed the boat.

When they reached the center of the river, the boatman saw that Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun were both staring at him with their eyes wide open.

How could this be accomplished?

The boatman thought for a while and shouted:
"Sir, please hold the oar for me while I get some snacks.

"If you are hungry, please eat something."

Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun smiled at each other, and Zhang Shun came over to help him hold the oar:
"Go get some snacks yourself."

The boatman squatted down, lifted the plank, and pulled out a machete with a "whoosh"!
At this moment, a stone flew out of the cabin!
As fast as lightning, it hit the boatman's wrist!
"Ton!"

The boatman felt pain, loosened his grip, and the machete fell into the river!

Zhang Shun was about to catch the boatman, and Zhang Heng also rushed over.

The boatman shouted: "Not good!"

With a backflip, he fell into the river with a "splash"!

Liu Gao came out and asked in surprise:

"Did the boatman commit suicide by jumping into the river?"

You are the one who committed suicide by jumping into the river! Your whole family committed suicide by jumping into the river!
The boatman poked his head out from under the water with an angry look on his face and shouted:
"Hello you guys!
"I've seen it a long time ago. You're just playing a trick on me, aren't you?"

Zhang Shun laughed: "So what?"

"Come down if you can!"

The boatman cursed:

"Come down if you can!
"Just wait and see if I can kill you guys!"

"really?"

Zhang Shun and Zhang Heng looked at each other, and the two brothers did a front flip at the same time and fell into the river!

Hi?

The boatman was confused:

Why did you really come down?
Then he was horrified to find that the two brothers were really good at swimming and could swim in the river better than fish!
The boatman was trying to leave in a hurry, but was caught up by the brothers Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun, who pushed him into the water one by one!
"Tons, tons, tons, tons..."

The boatman had his head pressed in the water. He could hold his breath for a short time, but over a long period of time, I don’t know how much water he drank!
Liu Gao looked at it and said: That’s it? That’s it?
This boatman's swimming ability is not as good as mine, how dare he come out here to make a living?

The boatman was forced to drink a bellyful of water, and then Zhang Shun strangled him from behind and brought him onto the boat.

"Wow--"

Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun drained the water out of the boatman's stomach.

Zhang Shun asked him with a smile: "Are you convinced?"

The boatman's face turned pale, and he shouted weakly:

“I don’t accept it!
"Under the whole world, the master only respects two people!
"Except for those two people, I won't accept it even if you kill me!"

Zhang Shun smiled and asked, "Can you tell me who these two people are?"

You must be one of them!

Zhang Heng knew what Zhang Shun was thinking:
Zhang Shun is very famous in Xunyang River. Who doesn’t know “White Shark in the Waves”?
This boatman only obeys two people, one of whom must be Zhang Shun!
The boatman said confidently:

"There is a 'No. 1 Tiger Minister in Shandong' in the current court!
"He was sent as an envoy to Liao and exempted from paying tribute. Who in the world would not submit to him?"

Liu Gao's eyes lit up: "Exempting the annual tribute may not be his ability!

"Perhaps it is because the imperial court has many soldiers and generals?"

The boatman sneered:
"Come on, big brother!
"If the imperial court had that ability, would it have paid tribute for a hundred years?"

Liu Gao said again: "Maybe it's because the emperor is so wise and wise?"

The boatman almost peed himself with laughter:
"The most holy and wise are all exaggerated!
"If he is the most holy and wise, how can he have four treacherous ministers?"

Liu Gao gave a thumbs up: "Smart!"

Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun: (_) (_)
(End of this chapter)