Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 659: I, Liu Haizhu, have been able to survive for so long thanks to three things [1 update]

"This is my sworn brother, Takejiro!"

Liu Gao also introduced Wu Song to Fang Tianding and others.

Although Wu Song was tall, mighty and imposing, he was an unknown person and did not attract the attention of Fang Tianding and others.

"Please take a seat!"

After Fang Tianding finished the introduction, he invited Liu Gao to sit down and the banquet officially began.

"Brother Liu is so kind that he came all the way to help me in my time of need!"

Fang Tianding picked up the wine glass and raised one:
"Brother Liu, this first cup is for you!
"Chitose!"

After saying that, Fang Tianding drank the full glass of wine in one gulp, and Liu Gao also drank his glass of wine.

Originally, he thought Fang Tianding was a fool, but now it seems...

At least Fang Tianding is sensible.

After three rounds of wine and five kinds of dishes, Shi Bao, who had just been stunned by Liu Gao's "tiger body trembling" and "righteousness", was unwilling to give up. He pretended to be ignorant and asked Liu Gao under the influence of alcohol:
“I am a little-informed, having lived in the south of the Yangtze River for a long time, and I don’t know what’s going on in the Central Plains.

"Brother Liu and my master are listed as one of the four great rebel kings!

"May I ask how many states and prefectures Brother Liu controls, and how many troops he has?"

[Shibao's favorability -10-10-10...]

Liu Gao frowned. Shi Bao's favorability had been declining since he was intimidated by him just now!

Never stopped!

Wu Song's face changed and his hands were already on the two swords.

Are you crazy?

They are here to help us, how can you talk to them like that?
Fang Tianding's expression changed, and he immediately smiled and covered for Shi Bao:
"General Shi, you are drunk!

"Someone, ask General Shi to go to the next room to sober up!"

This Shi Bao is indeed a fierce warrior, he can fight and kill!

The disadvantage is that he is cruel and vindictive!
Not a good drinker!
I get drunk as soon as I eat, and when I’m drunk I tend to act like a big shot!

So Fang Tianding has a mixture of love and hate towards Shi Bao.

Just now, Liu Gao's body trembled and Shi Bao suffered a loss. Fang Tianding saw it.

He guessed that Shi Bao was taking revenge on Liu Gao.

In fact, Fang Tianding really didn't want to greet Shi Baolai, but the problem was that it would not be good to only greet three of the four marshals.

Fang Tianding gritted his teeth and greeted Shi Bao, but Shi Bao started causing trouble for him right from the start!
If you can’t drink, sit at the same table with the kids!
If Shi Bao didn't have real abilities and was not one of the four marshals, Fang Tianding would have kicked him out long ago.

Shi Bao's words made the atmosphere at the table very awkward.

Because everyone knows that Liu Gao only has one Liangshanpo...

Although Liu Gao was officially recognized as one of the four great bandits along with Tian Hu, Wang Qing and Fang La.

But in fact, Tian Hu, Wang Qing and Fang La did not think that Liu Gao was qualified to be on par with them.

The official recognition of Liu Gao as one of the four great bandits is mainly because Liu Gao and his gang were too troublesome.

They all danced before Song Huizong.

In the eyes of Song Huizong, Liu Gao could be ranked first among the four great bandits!

Because the other three bandits were far away from Song Huizong, only Liu Gao made him feel truly threatened!

But in the eyes of Tian Hu, Wang Qing and Fang La, Liu Gao only has great influence, but his strength is far inferior to theirs.

Whether it was Tian Hu, Wang Qing, or Fang La, they all controlled several prefectures and had hundreds of thousands of troops under their command.

Only Liu Gao, who was famous all over the world, actually had only a mountain stronghold and tens of thousands of troops.

So Shi Bao didn't take Liu Gao seriously.

Not to mention the South, there are hundreds of thousands of troops in Hangzhou alone!

The generals include the Four Marshals of the South and the Twenty-Four Generals of Hangzhou!

How many divisions are there in Liangshanpo?
"Nonsense!"

Deng Yuanjue was very angry, puffing his beard and glaring:

"Donor Liu has come from afar for the sake of brotherhood!
"Shi Bao, you drank too much, stop talking nonsense!

"Donor, don't bother with this guy!
"I'd like to offer you a toast!"

"Wait!"

Liu Gao waved his hand.

Shi Bao's words made Liu Gao very unhappy.

Logically speaking, if he wants to develop in a low-key manner, he will have to endure being looked down upon by others, which is something he cannot have the best of both worlds.

Just like the protagonist of an urban novel, if you keep a low profile, there will inevitably be villains who will step on your face. But Liu Gao wants to be low-key and slap the villain in the face at the same time!
The most important thing is that Liu Gao realized that Shi Bao was not the only one who looked down on Liangshanpo.

It’s just that others are not as radical as Shi Bao.

So, this face must be slapped!

"General Shi asked a good question. I, Liu Haizhu, only have Liangshan Lake in Shandong and tens of thousands of troops."

Liu Gao pulled out his goose feather fan and looked at Shi Bao with a smile:

“Logically speaking, they don’t deserve to be called the Four Rebel Kings.

"This statement came from the palace and was confirmed by the emperor himself.

"Why do you think that is?"

Shi Bao was only half drunk at this time, and was just pretending to be crazy:

"The emperor has been blinded by treacherous officials!

"Whatever the traitor says is true, he knows nothing!"

Liu Gao asked: "So why did the treacherous ministers say I was one of the four great rebel kings, and not you?"

Shi Bao wiped his face: "Why?"

Liu Gao smiled faintly: "Because they are afraid of me.

"I'm not afraid of you."

"Are you not afraid of me but of you?"

Shi Bao asked unconvincedly:

"You are just a weak scholar who doesn't know martial arts. Why are they afraid of you?"

Liu Gao waved his goose feather fan calmly:
"I, Liu Haizhu, have been able to survive for so long thanks to three things:

“It’s ruthless, loyal, and there are many brothers!

"Besides, each of my brothers is extremely brave!
"We can really bring them down!"

A courage that cannot be matched by ten thousand men?

If you say this, I won’t be drunk!

Shi Baolai is in high spirits:

"Are all your brothers brave enough to fight against ten thousand men?
"Really, I don't believe it!"

Wu Song's eyes widened: "Try it?"

"Just try it!"

Shi Bao was a vindictive person, so when he got the chance, he stood up under the influence of alcohol:

"I'll test whether you really have the courage to defeat ten thousand men!"

"Amitabha!"

The atmosphere had become so tense that Deng Yuanjue couldn't stop it. He could only remind Shi Bao:
"Stop when you have enough, and peace is the most important thing!"

"General Shi, don't blame me for never inviting you to a drink again!"

Fang Tianding glared at Shi Bao fiercely:
"Have some sense of propriety, don't hurt the harmony!"

Shi Bao's eyes flashed with three parts of pride, three parts of arrogance, three parts of viciousness, and one part of murderous intent!

But Fang Tianding answered honestly:
“I will save it!
"But swords have no eyes, so they are bound to hurt people..."

Liu Gao was too lazy to pay attention to their hypocrisy and only reminded Wu Song in a low voice:
"Be careful of that meteor hammer."

Wu Song looked at Shi Bao's falling belt, and it was obvious that Shi Bao still had a meteor hammer hanging on his waist.

Wu Song knew what was going on, so he pretended not to know and said:

“General Shi is absolutely right.

“Swords have no eyes, so they are bound to hurt people.

"How about...signing a life and death agreement?"

Shi Bao was confident at first, but when he heard Wu Song say this, he was stunned for a moment, then he insisted on his life and death:

“Okay! Okay! Okay!

"Then I will sign a life and death agreement with you!
"Whether alive or dead, it's none of your business!"

Are you crazy?
Fang Tianding was also drunk.

He wanted to use Shi Bao to put pressure on Liu Gao, but there was no need to make such a big move!
He wants to form an alliance with Liu Gao!

How did the conversation come to this?
Just like that, Wu Song and Shi Bao signed a life-and-death agreement in front of everyone.

The battle is about to begin!
(End of this chapter)