Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 663 Liu Gao: I can’t beat anyone with my acting skills! [Update 2]

Perhaps it was because of the grief of one's own kind, or perhaps Fang Tianding had disappointed them, but after sitting for a while, Li Tianrun and Si Xingfang left on the pretext of being drunk.

Only Liu Gao, Wu Song, Fang Tianding and Deng Yuanjue were left at the banquet.

After a few more drinks, the game gradually turned into two pairs.

Liu Gao and Fang Tianding drank wine, Wu Song and Deng Yuanjue drank wine too.

Feeling the atmosphere was right, Fang Tianding finally stated his purpose:
"Brother Liu, my life is so hard..."

Liu Gao pretended to be curious: "No way?

"Brother Fang, you are the eldest prince, and in the future you will be the Holy Duke of the Southern Kingdom!
“Why is it too difficult?”

Fang Tianding glanced at Wu Song and Deng Yuanjue.

Wu Song and Deng Yuanjue drank so much with their good friends that they had no time to think about anything else.

Fang Tianding then leaned close to Liu Gao's ear and said in a low voice:

"Didn't Brother Liu pass through Suzhou when he came here?

"You should have heard of my third uncle, right?"

What do the three kings look like?
Liu Gao blinked: "What happened to your third uncle?"

"Brother Liu, haven't you figured it out yet?"

Fang Tianding patiently explained to Liu Gao:

"Look, my uncle is guarding Suzhou, and I am guarding Hangzhou!

"My third uncle has the Eight Cavalrymen of the Southern Kingdom under his command, and I have the Four Marshals of the Southern Kingdom under my command!

"Isn't this obvious?"

Liu Gao suddenly realized: "Brother Fang means -

"Although you are already the eldest prince, do you still have rivals?"

"Not bad!"

Fang Tianding acted very affectionately, holding Liu Gao's shoulders and whispering in his ear:

“In fact, my father hasn’t really made up his mind yet!
“He asked me to be the eldest prince, but he felt that I was not as good as my third uncle!

“He’s afraid that I won’t be able to keep my kingdom!
"So he asked me and my third uncle to guard Suzhou and Hangzhou respectively!

“This is his test!

"Test me and my third uncle to see who is capable of inheriting his kingdom!

"But my third uncle fought with my father to establish the kingdom. He is a man of both civil and military talents. How can a child like me compare to him?

"To be honest, I have tried my best, but...

“Oh, it’s so hard for me!”

Liu Gao blinked his eyes and said, "But you are the eldest prince!
"Your third uncle's succession to the throne is not legitimate..."

Fang Tianding slapped his thigh:
“Who says it’s not!

"But my father doesn't believe in my ability!

"In his eyes, I can't do anything!
“But I know I’m not, I’m just young and need to grow up!
"The problem is that my father may not be able to wait for me to grow up..."

Liu Gao nodded: "So you want to form an alliance with me..."

"It has nothing to do with this!"

Fang Tianding held Liu Gao's hand and said sincerely:

"Brother Liu and I just hit it off right away!"

Liu Gao: (_)
Fang Tianding stared into Liu Gao's eyes and said affectionately:

“I really want to make friends with Brother Liu!

"I just don't know if Brother Liu is willing to be my friend!"

"I regret that Brother Fang and I met too late!
"If I can make friends with Brother Fang, even if I can't form an alliance with your father, my trip will be worthwhile!"

Liu Gao held Fang Tianding's hands:

When it comes to acting skills, I can’t admit defeat to anyone!
"Great!"

Fang Tianding's eyes were moist:
“Brother Liu, I will send you to Bangyuan Cave, and I guarantee that you can form an alliance with the Southern Kingdom!
"With the help of Liangshanpo, we will definitely be able to repel the government troops!"

Uncle San lost Suzhou!

If I could form an alliance with Liangshanpo and repel the government troops, I would get a big score!

"Brother Fang's love, thousands of words are combined into one sentence——"

Liu Gao held Fang Tianding's hands and shook them vigorously twice:
"Davarish!"

Fang Tianding was stunned: "What?"

Liu Gao: "It means good brothers in northern dialect!"

Fang Tianding suddenly realized what was going on. He also held Liu Gao's hands and shook them vigorously twice, then said solemnly and loudly:

"Davarish!"

……

Taihu Lake.

Li Jun, Tong Wei and Tong Meng were rowing a small boat, with Fei Bao, who had lost both arms and legs, lying on the bow. Tong Wei rowed the boat and asked Fei Bao:

"Where else?"

Fei Bao, the red-bearded dragon that once dominated Taihu Lake, skillfully twisted his neck and used his head to point the direction:

"there!"

Tong Wei and Tong Meng rowed the boat in the direction indicated by Fei Bao's head.

Fei Bao turned around and looked at Li Jun.

He had been observing Li Jun secretly and found that Li Jun had a remarkable appearance and aspirations to be king.

It was also observed that Tong Wei and Tong Meng were both Li Jun's confidants, and they obeyed Li Jun's orders.

So after bringing Li Jun and his companions to Yuliu Village, Fei Bao decided to seize the opportunity to persuade Li Jun:
"My dear fellow, may I ask your name?"

Li Jun glanced at him and said nothing.

Fei Bao rolled his eyes and said:

"My good man, I am a useless person now.

"But I still have tens of thousands of taels of silver in my farm!

"If I don't tell you, no one will be able to find the silver!

"It can only be buried here forever..."

Li Jun's eyes lit up:
"Tell me where the silver is!
"Maybe I can ask my elder brother not to kill your brothers!"

Fei Bao shook his head:

"I will only give this silver to heroes with names and surnames!
"No send-off for nobody!"

"Ok?"

Tong Wei and Tong Meng immediately drew their swords and crossed them across Fei Bao's neck.

Fei Bao remained calm.

His arms and legs were crippled, and changing his color was useless...

Li Jun waved his hand and looked down at Fei Bao with interest:

"My name is Li Jun, also known as 'Hunjiang Dragon'!"

"I've heard a lot about you, brother!"

Fei Bao immediately banged his forehead against the board:
"My younger brother Fei Bao, the one known as the 'Red Bearded Dragon' in Jianghu!

"If you want this silver, I will give it to you with both hands!"

Offer it with both hands?

Li Jun looked at Fei Bao's arms that were broken by Liu Gao and said:
"In that case, where is the silver now?"

"Brother, don't be anxious. Listen to what I have to say from the bottom of my heart!"

Fei Bao used his eloquent tongue to encourage:

"My brother is an official and a general in the court, but he is actually working for others. What good is that?

“When peace comes one day, they will surely come to harm your life.

“It has been said since ancient times that peace is determined by generals, and generals are not allowed to see peace.

“This is a wonderful statement.

"I feel like I've known you for a long time, so I want to give you some advice.

“Why not find a place to end my life while my luck is still here?

"With some money, I captured a large ship and gathered a few sailors.

"It would be wonderful to find a clean place in the sea to settle down and live out my days.

"If you are interested, I will give you the silver with both hands!"

After hearing this, Li Jun frowned:
"Thank you for your guidance, but where is the silver?

"Once we have money, we can start building a big ship..."

Seeing that Li Jun was hesitant, Fei Bao decided to use money to win his heart:
"Brother, I will take you to find silver!

"It won't be too late for Brother to make a decision then!"

So Tong Wei and Tong Meng helped Fei Bao up, and under Fei Bao's guidance, they found the silver that he had hidden.

The tens of thousands of taels of silver were stored in the cellar. Fei Bao was reluctant to part with them, but he had to. After all, only by giving can you gain:

"Brother, is this silver enough for going out to sea?"

Li Jun grabbed a handful of silver with both hands:
"That's enough! That's enough!"

Fei Bao is misleading again:
"Brother, you worked under Liu Zhizhou and you could only be a naval commander no matter how hard you tried.

"I know that in that foreign land, there is a small country called Siam.

“In Siam, yin is stronger than yang.

"Brother, you are such a talented person, so what if you conquer Siam and become its ruler?
"Isn't it better than working for the court?"

(End of this chapter)