Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 693 Ling Zhen is leaving——【2 more】

Chapter 696 Ling Zhen: My Cannon——

Ling Zhen took a steamed bun and opened it to have a look. Although he couldn't see anything, he still couldn't help feeling suspicious.

After all, he was a hero, so Ling Zhen couldn't help but ask the burly man:
"I've heard people say -

"Who dares to pass by the big tree cross slope?

"The fat ones are cut into steamed buns, and the thin ones are used to fill the river.

"Could it be here?"

"Sir, please stop making fun of me!"

The burly man glared:
"In this peaceful world, there is no place like the horror you describe.

"My family's steamed buns have always been made from cattle.

"It's a cow or a human, can't you tell the difference?"

The guests at the table in the corner all laughed, but the thirty or forty soldiers just laughed secretly out of consideration for Ling Zhen's face.

"Don't talk nonsense, it will make people laugh at you!"

Yu Hou with goldfish eyes glared at Ling Zhen:
"I tasted it right away. This is top-quality beef!"

Ling Zhen: “…”

Seeing that Ling Zhen didn't eat meat or drink wine and looked unruly, Yu Hou with goldfish eyes pointed at the wine bowl:

"You are talking nonsense, drink a penalty!"

Seeing that the guests at the table in the corner had been drinking for a long time without any problem, and being pressured by the words of the goldfish-eyed Yu Hou, Ling Zhen had no choice but to pick up the bowl of wine that the burly man had poured for him and drank half of it with reluctance.

"Ling Zhen, when you get to Liangshanpo, you can't act like this in front of the Prime Minister."

Goldfish Eyes Yu Hou curled his lips:
"Don't blame me for not reminding you. The Prime Minister hates those who are unruly the most.

“When drinking with your superiors, you must know how to stand up and toast.

"You can no longer touch the food that Shangguan has picked up..."

Ling Zhen sighed. Although he felt uneasy, he could only stand up and raise the wine bowl with both hands to toast him:
"Long live Yuhou!"

"That's right!"

Yu Hou, the goldfish-eyed man, sat proudly on the Diaoyutai, raised his wine bowl in one hand and clinked it with Ling Zhen's:

"Chitose!"

It’s not that Goldfish-eyed Yu Hou looks down on technical talents, it’s just that technical talents don’t really understand the ways of the world.

Ling Zhen didn't know how to spend money on his own initiative, and didn't know how to toast on his own initiative when eating...

That would be fine, there is no one involved!
No wonder he was known as the first gunner in the prosperous Song Dynasty. After half his life, he ended up being a gunner in the armory.

After Ling Zhen drank a bowl of wine, he had to have a second bowl. In addition, he was depressed, so he ate too much without realizing it.

"Pfft!"

Ling Zhen slumped down on the table, feeling dizzy and his eyelids so heavy that he couldn't even lift them up.

"Ling Zhen, you can't drink that much!"

Yu Hou with goldfish eyes pointed at Ling Zhen and laughed. He laughed so hard that he felt dizzy and fell backwards.

"Pfft!"

When the goldfish-eyed Yu Hou fell down, he suddenly realized that the soldiers at other tables were also drunk.

Oh no, this is such a shady shop!
Although Yu Hou with goldfish eyes figured it out, his whole body was numb and he lost consciousness as soon as he closed his eyes.

"That's right!"

The burly man came out from the kitchen and laughed. He asked the guests at the table drinking in the corner:

"Big Brother, Fifth Brother, how should we deal with them?"

The guests drinking in the corner were Liu Gao and Lin Chong.

After they left Liangshanpo, they wanted to go to Tokyo to pick up Ling Zhen, but it turned out that Ling Zhen had already come into contact with the goldfish-eyed guard sent by Tong Guan.

So Liu Gao made a prompt decision and opened a black shop at Shizipo, the only way from Tokyo to Liangshanpo.

At that time, the black shop of Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, and Sun Erniang, the female demon, was burned down by Liu Gao and his men.

Fortunately, it was not completely burned. The walls were blackened by smoke, but the roof was repaired and can still be used.

Liu Gao and his friends bought new tables, chairs, benches, pots, pans, and utensils from a nearby village and opened the black shop again.

The burly man was Wu Song. Coincidentally, in the original novel, Wu Song was the one who ate steamed buns in this store...

"No need to hurt anyone."

Liu Gao pointed at the large carts carrying various types of artillery outside the store:

"Let's just take all the artillery away."

Wu Song was stunned: "Brother, they are going to attack Liangshanpo!
"Why not just kill them?"

Liu Gao waved his hand and said, "Ling Zhen is a talented person.

"It would be a pity to kill him, so let him live."

Lin Chong went over to check on Ling Zhen:
"Brother, since Ling Zhen is such a talented person, why don't you bring him back to Liangshan?"

Liu Gao shook his head:

"We in Liangshanpo uphold justice on behalf of heaven and do not force others to do things against their will.

"We will meet if we are destined."

Lin Chong stopped persuading him and went out to pull the cart with Wu Song and Zhang Bao and Wang Heng who came out of the kitchen.

The ten carts were easy for the four of them, so Lin Chong and Wu Song each pulled one cart away.

Zhang Baowang had amazing leg strength. He ran back and forth twice, which was equivalent to one person pulling two carts.

Of course it was impossible to pull it back to Liangshanpo, so they found a cave nearby and hid the cannon in it.

Wu Song used his natural strength to pick up huge rocks as big as millstones and sealed the entrance of the cave.

When they came back, they saw that Liu Gao had already moved out Goldfish Eyes Yu Hou, Ling Zhen, and Jun Han.

"You came just in time."

Liu Gao took a torch and set fire everywhere in the store. Soon the black store was engulfed in flames again...

"Let's go."

Liu Gao threw the torch into the store and called Lin Chong, Wu Song, Zhang Bao and Wang Heng to leave the scene together.

……

"Hot...so hot..."

Ling Zhen's head was dizzy, but he was too hot to bear it, and he couldn't help but tear his clothes:

I don't remember Tokyo being this hot...

Wait!
Something doesn't seem right!
Ling Zhen bit his tongue and forced himself to wake up. He opened his eyes and looked around, and was shocked:
"Go away!"

It turned out that the village shop where they had just had a drink had been completely engulfed in flames!
The reason why he felt very hot was because he was close to the sea of ​​fire and was being roasted by it!
"Wake up! Yu Hou, wake up!"

Ling Zhen staggered to his feet and tried to push the goldfish-eyed Yu Hou beside him, but he couldn't wake him up no matter how hard he pushed.

In desperation, Ling Zhen had to ride on the belly of the goldfish-eyed Yu Hou and swung his arm to slap him in the face.

"Clap clap clap!"

After a few big slaps, Yu Hou with goldfish eyes finally woke up.

Seeing Ling Zhen riding on him, Yu Hou with goldfish eyes was shocked and angry:
"Ling! Zhen! What! Do! You! Want! To! Do!?"

"Fire! It's on fire!"

Ling Zhen pointed to the raging fire next to him, then stumbled over to call the thirty or forty soldiers.

"what?"

When the goldfish-eyed Yu Hou saw that the village shops were all burnt transparently, he was so frightened that he rolled and crawled away:

"Why? Why is this happening?"

Yu Hou with goldfish eyes fled to a safe distance, collapsed on the ground, and looked at the raging fire with fear on his face.

His memory finally came back to him, and he remembered that this was a shady shop and they were all drugged!
"gun--

"My cannon—"

After Ling Zhen woke up thirty or forty soldiers, he discovered that all the cannons he had made were gone!
Wind and fire cannon, golden wheel cannon, mother-and-child cannon...all kinds of cannons are the result of half his life's hard work!

It’s gone, all gone!
Ling Zhen knelt on the ground, tears streaming down his face, and howled to the sky:

"Do not--"

(End of this chapter)