Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 699 Li Kui: The one with disheveled hair is Tong Guan! [Update 2]

"Why is this so?"

Tong Guan's face turned green. He hurriedly tore off his red robe, urged his horse to ride away.

"Leave this bald donkey to me, En Xiang, please leave!"

Veteran general Wang Huan rushed forward with his spear and fought with the fat monk.

Tong Guan had not run far when another group of people appeared on the roadside!
The leader was a burly man holding two swords, shouting:
"The one riding the horse is Tong Guan——"

Straight bitch!
Tong Guan was so flustered that he didn't know what to do.

The Jiedushi of Zhongshan Anping next to him immediately opened his arms:

"Mr. En! My nickname is 'Lone Tiger', I can walk thousands of miles alone with my big feet!
"Hurry up and jump down. I will carry you on my back!"

Tong Guan listened to him in a panic and jumped off the horse, just in time to be hugged by open arms.

Zhang Kai, the "lone tiger", is a fierce general who emerged from the green forest.

In the original novel, he once had a duel with Zhang Qing.

At that time, Mei Zhan, the governor of Runan, Yingzhou, fought against Zhang Qing and was injured by a flying stone thrown by Zhang Qing.

Zhang Qing wanted to take Meizhan, but was shot in the horse's eye by Zhang Kai's arrow!

The horse fell down, and Zhang Qing jumped off and fought with him on foot.

Zhang Kai's spear was so elusive that Zhang Qing could only block it but could not stop it. He dragged the spear and hid among the cavalry to avoid it.

Zhang Kai rushed into the cavalry and killed fifty or sixty cavalrymen in all directions.

At this time, Qin Ming and Guan Sheng came together to kill him, and Zhang Kai protected Mei Zhan and left...

Zhang Kai carried Tong Guan on his back, raised a gun in his hand, and ran away.

Han Cunbao held his Fang Tian Hua Ji and faced the burly man wielding two swords:
"En Xiang, please leave now. Leave this guy to me!"

Han Cunbao and the burly man were fighting each other, and Zhang Kai took the opportunity to carry Tong Guan and ran a long distance in one breath.

Suddenly, a group of people appeared on the roadside, and they were all female soldiers.

The leading female general was beautiful, holding a silver spear in her hand, and she shouted:
"The one riding on him is Tong Guan——"

I'm trying to kill people!

Tong Guan's face turned black. At this time, Jing Zhong saw that things were going well:

"En Xiang, please leave now. I'll take care of this female general!"

Zhang Kai continued to run with Tong Guan on his back, while Jing Zhong pointed his spear at the beautiful female general.

Seeing that the pretty female general was young, Jing Zhong couldn't help teasing her:

"My dear, have you combed your hair?"

"court death!"

The pretty female general snorted coldly, drew her bow, drew her arrow, and without even aiming, shot an arrow!
"Pfft!"

Jing Zhong's eyes widened as he stared in disbelief at the cluster of snow-white arrow feathers that appeared in his mouth:
No way, right?

I was just a bad-mouthed person, and an arrow hit my mouth?
Zhang Kai carried Tong Guan on his back and broke out of the encirclement under the protection of many generals.

In the dead of night, I was panicking and running around like a headless fly.

Fortunately, I didn’t encounter any obstacles later on, so I was able to get through it safely.

It was not until the sky began to lighten in the east that they were able to escape.

Tong Guan's official hat had been lost long ago, and he lay on Zhang Kai's back with disheveled hair, looking extremely miserable.

Looking around, Tong Guan felt even more miserable:

There are 130,000 troops in the army, and there are only about 8,000 people following him at most!

How am I going to explain this to Emperor Huizong of Song when I get back?

But Tong Guan had also seen big scenes before, and he decided to use the charm of language to boost the morale of the defeated soldiers.

Otherwise, they will all be as wilted as eggplants hit by frost. Can we still count on them if pursuers come?
"Wa hahaha--"

Tong Guan gathered his emotions and laughed out loud towards the sky.

But everyone was stunned with laughter:
Is Eun-sang crazy?

No, En Xiang has been fighting all his life, and he has been defeated over and over again. He should have been used to it by now!

Was last night’s defeat such a big blow to Eun-sang?

Langya Pengcheng Jiedushi Xiang Yuanzhen couldn't help but ask:

"Why is Eun-sang laughing?"

Tong Guan laughed and said, "I laugh at Liu Neng's lack of strategy and Lin Chong's lack of wisdom!

“What if they set up an ambush here!
"Doesn't that mean I have nowhere to go?"

Look, this is called pattern!

Several Jiedushi were full of admiration. Although Prime Minister En was a treacherous minister, this was a really big plan. But at this moment, another group of people suddenly rushed out from the front!
The leader was a bald man who looked like a blind bear. He held two large axes like millstones in his hands and shouted:
"Who is laughing here?"

Tong Guan: (_)
Everyone was silenced by him...

Seeing no one answering, Big Bear shouted at the top of his voice:

"I built this road, and I planted this tree! If you want to pass through here, you have to leave money for passage!"

Crazy?
Tong Guan and his friends were all stunned:

Robbing government troops?

Yang Wen, the governor of Jiangxia and Lingling, shouted sternly:
"You're blind!
"We are government troops, get out of here!"

If it were normal times, they would have attacked us long ago.

But at this time they had been on the run for a whole night and were as panic-stricken as frightened birds, and all they wanted to do was get away as quickly as possible.

So Yang Wen just wanted to scare the big blind bear away.

Unexpectedly, the blind bear was not only not afraid, but also dared to ask back:

"Are you the government troops that attacked Liangshanpo?"

Yang Wen answered subconsciously: "So what?"

No matter how many people they have, they have tens of thousands. Could it be that the blind bear dares to rob them?

As a result, when the blind bear heard this, he burst into laughter:

"I robbed you!

"Which one is Tong Guan?"

"Shh-"

Everyone subconsciously looked at Tong Guan.

Tong Guan was confused: No, you are all just looking at me doing nothing?

Blind Bear's eyes lit up, and he pointed his axe at Tong Guan:
“The one with disheveled hair is Tong Guan!

"Kill the duck——"

Wang Wende, the governor of Hongnong in northern Beijing, immediately raised his spear to meet the blind bear:

"En Xiang, hurry up and leave. I will fight him!"

He opened his legs and ran away.

Tong Guan quickly tore off a piece of his clothes and wrapped his head to look like an Indian.

This time, no one blocked the way.

Tong Guan rode on Zhang Kai and successfully escaped back to Tokyo...

……

Juyi Hall.

Liu Gao sat in the first chair, fanning himself with a goose feather fan and chatting with Wen Huanzhang while waiting for good news.

"Sir, I'm back!"

Hua Yueniang came back excitedly with Jing Zhong's head:

“I captured a great general!
"I heard that this guy is Jing Zhong, the governor of Qinghe and Tianshui!"

One of the ten sections?

Liu Gao gave a thumbs up vigorously:

"Madam, Shezha!"

Next, Guan Sheng presented Yang Wen, the governor of Jiangxia and Lingling, Lin Chong presented Mei Zhan, the governor of Yingzhou and Runan, and Qin Ming presented Xu Jing, the governor of Shangdang and Taiyuan.

Tong Guan's 130,000, no, 115,000 troops suffered more than 20,000 casualties last night, more than 30,000 surrendered, and the rest fled...

The main reason was that Liangshanpo had too few soldiers, otherwise the gains from last night's battle would have been even greater.

Lu Zhishen and Wu Song returned empty-handed, both very depressed, because the opponents they met were very good fighters...

Mei Zhan, Yang Wen and Xu Jing were tied up and taken to the Juyi Hall.

Yang Wen cursed loudly, but Mei Zhan and Xu Jing remained silent.

[Yang Wen's favorability -500-500-500...]

[Meizhan’s favorability -1000-1000-1000……]

[Xu Jing's favorability -1000-1000-1000...]

Liu Gao frowned and was about to say something when Wen Huanzhang suddenly stood up and bowed to Liu Gao:

"My dear, I have an unwelcome request!"

(End of this chapter)