Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 710 Cai Jing: An old lady is an old lady! [1 more]

Zichen Palace.

"Is it all Zhou Ang's fault?"

After listening to Tong Guan's artistic interpretation of the whole process of the Liangshan rebels robbing the execution ground, Song Huizong was so angry that he flipped the table:
(ノ益)ノ彡┻━┻

"waste!"

Song Huizong glared at Zhou Ang angrily:

"If it weren't for you, how could the rebels come and go freely in Tokyo?"

"Pfft!"

Zhou Ang knelt down hurriedly and kowtowed repeatedly:

"It is my fault, Your Majesty, please forgive me!"

He is not as stupid as Xu Ning.

Tong Guan passed the blame to him, and he just took the blame obediently.

if not?
Fighting with Tong Guan in front of Emperor Huizong of Song?
The referees, the assistant referees, as well as all the organizing and co-organizing units, are all Tong Guan’s people!

How to tear it?
If he just took the blame honestly, perhaps Tong Guan would still consider his honesty and not add fuel to the fire.

After all, he is still worth buying.

"Excuse me?"

Song Huizong's eyes widened like a bullfrog:
“Now the whole world knows that Tokyo was rioted twice by rebels!

"The rebels can come as they please and leave as they please!

"How can I forgive your sins?"

Zhou Ang's face turned red and he kowtowed like crazy!

Zhou Ang's honest attitude satisfied Tong Guan, so he did not beat him to death.

"Your Majesty, in my opinion, he is no longer qualified to be the deputy instructor of the 800,000-man imperial guards, the commander of the Right Guards, or the general of the cavalry."

Tong Guan suggested: "Why not let him make up for his crime with meritorious service?"

"That's fine!"

Song Huizong glared at Zhou Ang fiercely, and then glared at Tong Guan:
"You are a waste too!"

Tong Guan: ヘ(__ヘ)
At this time, Cui Jing, the Imperial Censor, came out and said:
"I heard that a large banner was erected on Liangshan Lake, with the words 'Carrying out Justice on Behalf of Heaven' written on it.

"This is a method of luring the people. Once the people's hearts are subdued, no more troops can be used.

"Right now, Huaixi Wang Qing is acting arrogantly, attacking cities and seizing territories everywhere, and the troops and horses everywhere are unable to stop him.

"In my humble opinion, these desperate people in the mountains have all committed crimes and have no way to escape, so they gather in the mountains and forests and do whatever they want.

"If you send down a royal edict, the Guanglu Temple will grant you royal wine and delicacies, and send a minister to Liangshanpo to persuade him to surrender with kind words.

"If we use this to fight Wang Qing, it will be beneficial to both the public and private sectors. I beg your Majesty to consider this."

"Duh!"

Song Huizong flicked his sleeves:
"The Liangshan rebels have no regard for the law and their crimes are unforgivable!"

Cui Jing continued, "Your Majesty, the last time the Prime Minister led an army of 130,000 to encircle and suppress the enemy..."

"shut up!"

Tong Guan was furious:

His Majesty has forgotten about this, why the hell do you have to help him recall it?

Grab the asparagus!
Tong Guan glared at Cui Jing fiercely:

"Didn't you hear what His Majesty said?

"The Liangshan rebels must be suppressed at all times! Not doing so is necessary!"

Song Huizong snorted: "My dear, are you still in charge this time?"

Tong Guan was sweating profusely and looked at Cai Jing pleadingly.

Cai Jing raised his lips in a playful smile:
An old lady's appearance is an old lady's appearance!

"Your Majesty, I recommend someone."

Cai Jing took this opportunity to do Tong Guan a favor and take revenge on the disobedient Liu Gao:
"This man was sent as an envoy to the Liao Kingdom, abolished the annual tribute, first destroyed Tian Hu, and then fought Fang La. He was known as the No. 1 Tiger Minister in Shandong.

"It is Liu Gao, the current governor of Yangzhou.

"This man will surely wipe out the Liangshan rebels!"

When Li Gang heard this, he immediately played:

"Your Majesty, Governor Liu is currently in Jiangnan suppressing the Fang La Rebellion!
"If we call him to attack Liangshanpo, I'm afraid the Jiangnan issue will be abandoned halfway..."

"What's the harm?"

When Zhang Bangchang heard that there was an opportunity to trick Liu Gao, he interrupted without hesitation:
"Let General Zhou take over from him." Anyway, he has not made any progress in Jiangnan for a long time, so General Zhou is just the right person to make amends for his crime and take over from him to pacify Jiangnan.

"Your Majesty is in need of someone new right now. As a minister, does he have any complaints about sharing your Majesty's worries?"

Li Gang: “…”

When Zhou Ang heard this, he immediately looked at Zhang Bangchang with gratitude:
General Zhang is asking me to pick peaches!

He was originally supposed to be under the jurisdiction of Zhang Bangchang, the new Grand Marshal of the Palace Marshal's Office. He grabbed the hand that Zhang Bangchang stretched out!

Zhang Bangchang not only extended a helping hand to Zhou Ang, but his words also extended a helping hand to Cai Jing and Tong Guan.

Tong Guan struck while the iron was hot and said, "Your Majesty, I also think that sending Liu Gao to attack Liangshanpo is the most reliable way!"

Cai Jing: "I second the motion!"

"it is good!"

Since Cai Jing, Tong Guan, and Zhang Bangchang all supported it, Song Huizong made the decision without hesitation:

"Liu Gao, the governor of Yangzhou, is transferred to be the governor of Yunzhou and concurrently the military governor of Yunzhou. He is to take up the post with his troops immediately!

"Tell him that Liangshanpo must be destroyed no matter what!

"Zhou Ang, you go to Jiangnan to make amends for your crimes!"

Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Zhang Bangchang, Zhou Ang: "Your Majesty is the most holy and wise!"

Li Gang: o(︶︿︶)o
……

Shi Qian was guarding the horses ten miles outside the city. As soon as Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong and others arrived, they mounted their horses and continued on their journey.

After traveling for half a day, Liu Gao and his friends found a village inn and checked in before sunset.

After eating and drinking, Liu Gao asked for a large bunk bed and slept on it with Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, Wu Song and Yue Fei.

We are all brothers, we cannot favor one over another.

Rain and dew must be shared equally.

On the big bunk bed, Yue Fei couldn't help but ask Liu Gao: "Brother, you really don't know martial arts?"

Liu Gao answered him seriously: "I really can't!"

Yue Fei was puzzled: "But brother, you don't know martial arts, but you can smash the Tokyo Suspension Bridge in anger..."

Liu Gao: "I was just born with supernatural powers."

Yue Fei: "Brother, you can throw flying stones..."

Liu Gao: "It's just skipping stones. Everyone knows that I can skip a hundred stones with one stone."

Yue Fei was stunned: "Brother, I also want to learn how to skip stones on the water!"

"I'll teach you when I return to Liangshanpo."

Liu Gao readily promised him that Yue Fei actually had great potential.

In The Story of Yue Fei, when Yue Fei captured Yu Hualong, one of the three great kings of Kanglang Mountain, Yu Hualong was an expert in using golden darts and he also pretended to be defeated in order to escape.

Yue Fei went to chase him, and Yu Hualong attacked Yue Fei with a golden dart. Yue Fei caught it and fought back.

Then Yu Hualong caught it again and hit Yue Fei again. Yue Fei caught it again and hit it back at Yu Hualong. Yu Hualong caught it again and hit it back at Yue Fei again. Yue Fei caught it again and hit it back at Yu Hualong again...

The two of them fought back and forth, just like the Weaver Girl flying back and forth.

Finally, Yue Fei shot a dart and knocked off the bell hanging on the neck of Yu Hualong's mount.

The horse was startled and threw Yu Hualong to the ground, thus deciding the winner.

Yue Fei himself said that this was his first time sending out darts.

He defeated Yu Hualong on his first dart mission, which shows that Yue Fei really has potential.

So Liu Gao decided to teach Yue Fei the art of flying stones.

After coaxing his brothers to sleep, Liu Gao took the opportunity to open the bag.

[Ding! Congratulations to the owner for obtaining Xu Jing's skill "Flying over the Eaves and Walking on the Walls"! ]

Hey, that’s pretty cool!
Xu Jing's nickname was "Four-legged Snake" and also known as "Xu Old Ape".

The latter nickname is because he is as agile as a monkey.

Therefore, it is reasonable and logical for Liu Gao to have the ability to "fly over eaves and walk on walls".

After Xu Jing's, Meizhan's will open.

[Ding! Congratulations to the master for obtaining the Meizhan talent "Crime of Deceiving the King"! ]

Good guy!
Liu Gao was shocked.

Mei Zhan was once falsely accused of "deceiving the emperor".

After being recruited, he sent his officers and soldiers to pretend to be bandits and wipe out the enemy's family. This can be said to be a true crime of "deceiving the emperor."

I didn’t expect this was a talent!
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