Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 844: Little Black Fatty: Diarrhea at the Critical Moment! [1 more]

Liu Gao asked Lu Zhishen with a smile: "Third brother, what did you find?"

Lu Zhishen frowned and said, "It's nothing, but I think the cook looks a bit vulgar..."

Liu Gao: "How obscene is it?"

Lu Zhishen racked his brains to find an adjective: "It looks like a mouse, with a pair of big teeth sticking out..."

Liu Gao was slightly startled: Why does it feel a little familiar...

Yue Fei shook his head and said, "Third brother, don't judge people by their appearance.

“Some people may look ugly, but they are actually kind-hearted.

"Some people may look good, but they are actually vicious people."

Lu Zhishen chuckled and said, "I believe that appearance is determined by the heart!

"Ninth brother, do you think I am vulgar?"

Yue Fei was stunned: "Not obscene."

Lu Zhishen asked again: "Where is my eldest brother?"

Yue Fei: “Not vulgar.”

Lu Zhishen: "Where's my second brother?"

Yue Fei: “No.”

Lu Zhishen kept asking about the eighth brother Hua Rong, but Yue Fei always said no.

Then Lu Zhishen changed the subject: "Where is Chief of Staff Huang?"

Yue Fei: “Vile.”

Lu Zhishen spread his hands: "What did I say?"

Yue Fei: "..."

“You can’t generalize.”

Liu Gao said with a smile: "Look at Brother Qianer, isn't he disgusting?
"But apart from the nine of us brothers, if you ask me who else I can trust with my back, Shi Qian would definitely be in the top three."

When Lu Zhishen heard this, he said, "That's right..."

Liu Gao felt that Lu Zhishen's intelligence had increased again. He looked at his attribute panel and found that his intelligence was indeed 70.

This is because Lu Zhishen is reckless and impatient, otherwise he could have become a wise general if he had grown up a little more.

Lu Zhishen asked again: "Brother, what did you find?"

Liu Gao asked Lu Zhishen, "Which two fingers are the chef missing?"

Lu Zhishen: "Ring finger and little finger."

Liu Gao: "Under what circumstances would a cook cut his own finger?"

Yue Fei: "When cutting meat and vegetables."

Liu Gao: "How does the chef cut it so as not to cut off the ring finger and the little finger?"

A gentleman is far away from the kitchen.

In fact, neither Lu Zhishen nor Yue Fei knew how to cook, but Lu Zhishen often peeked and shook his head subconsciously:

"No! If you want to cut it, cut the thumb, index finger or middle finger..."

Lu Zhishen sat up with a cry, his eyes wide open:

"Brother, there's something wrong with that thief!
"He's not a cook!"

Liu Gao asked with a smile: "Isn't the food delicious?"

Lu Zhishen: "...fragrant."

"Don't worry, Third Brother."

Yue Fei advised: “Maybe the cook had problems before he became a cook, but he is definitely a cook now.

“It doesn’t necessarily mean this is a shady shop.”

Liu Gao: "In short, be careful when you go out."

As the three were chatting, Liu Gao's ears moved slightly twice, and he immediately pinched the calves of Lu Zhishen and Yue Fei with his hands.

Lu Zhishen and Yue Fei shut their mouths tacitly.

Liu Gao pointed to a window, but Lu Zhishen and Yue Fei did not respond. Liu Gao then realized that they could not see.

The candle had been blown out long ago, and the room was in darkness, but Liu Gao's sharp eyes could see everything clearly.

The shadow of a woman was reflected on the window, and she was stealthily eavesdropping on what was happening in the room through the window.

After listening for a while, the woman put her finger in her mouth, then took it out and poked it lightly on the window paper.

A small hole was poked in the window paper by her saliva-covered fingers.

Then the finger retracted, and the woman inserted a tube through the small hole.

Liu Gao silently extended a finger.

The woman took a deep breath, covered the mouth of the tube with her lips, and blew hard:
"call!"

At the same time, Liu Gao blocked the other end of the pipe with his fingertips in a lightning-fast manner.

Suddenly a cloud of dust poured into the woman's mouth.

"Cough..." The woman had just coughed when Liu Gao rushed to the bedside silently and said in a low voice:
"Who?"

The woman quickly covered her mouth and dared not make any sound.

Even so, Lu Zhishen and Yue Fei heard the cough and hurriedly asked Liu Gao in a low voice:
"Brother, are you arresting someone?"

"Not urgent."

Liu Gao smiled and said, "Let the stone fly for a while."

"Pfft!"

There was a muffled sound outside, as if something heavy had fallen to the ground.

"That's it."

Liu Gao patted Lu Zhishen and Yue Fei:

"Now we can go arrest people."

Lu Zhishen and Yue Fei jumped out of bed, opened the door and went out to see that the woman had collapsed on the ground with her eyes closed, unconscious.

Liu Gao looked carefully at the woman's face; she looked ordinary, just an ordinary rural woman.

To be honest, Liu Gao didn't remember having seen this woman before, but he somehow felt she was familiar.

……

In front of the wild store.

"My lord, I have already asked my wife to use the incense to seduce the guests..."

A man who looked like a rat attracted a group of vicious bandits.

The mouse man smiled and said, "I am willing to offer these fat sheep to the king!"

"it is good!"

The leader of the bandits was a fat black man. He raised his hand and the rat man immediately bent down sensibly.

The little black fat man patted the mouse man on the shoulder with satisfaction:

“After this is done, I will take you up the mountain!
"Let you be a little leader too!"

"Don't dare, don't dare..."

The mouse man said in fear and trepidation:

"I am a useless person, I am content to run this shop for a living..."

The little black fat man curled his lips:

"Okay!
"We are taking care of your shop. No one can hit you!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The rat man nodded and bowed repeatedly, and the little black fat man waved his hand:
"Lead the way!"

"Yes!"

The rat man opened the door of the shop, took a step inside, and suddenly squatted down with his hands on his stomach:

"Ouch, it hurts so much...

"My king, I have a severe stomachache. Wangcai, take me up first..."

waste!

At the critical moment, he was incompetent!

The little black fat man gave the mouse man a cold look and let Wangcai, the waiter, lead the way in.

The mouse man held his stomach with both hands, bent over, and trotted out to the woods, groaning.

Wangcai lit a small oil lamp and walked quietly in front, while the little black fat man and his men followed behind.

Walking to the counter, Wangcai shone a small oil lamp and saw the woman sleeping on the counter.

"Sister-in-law?"

Wangcai gently pushed the woman.

The woman was not woken up by the push, but instead her body fell limply to one side.

Wangcai was stunned, the little black fat man's face changed, and he turned and left without thinking, but the door was closed.

"Mouse, stop it!"

The vicious bandits shouted in a low voice:
"Why are you closing the door? Open it!"

"call--"

In the darkness, someone blew out a tinderbox and lit the largest candlestick in the middle of the hall.

Suddenly, the lobby on the first floor of this wild restaurant lit up.

The little black fat man looked carefully and saw that the person who lit the candlestick was a fat monk.

Next to him stood a big black monk, holding two large axes in his hands.

These two monks are even more like bandits than this group of bandits!

Wangcai was so scared that he fell to the ground. The little black fat man frowned and protected everyone in front of him...

(End of this chapter)